Context: our party was at a tavern and our Paladin got bored.
Paladin: I look for anyone hot to bang.
Dm: roll an investigation check.
*Rolls an 11*
Dm: no one’s really that hot. Like, one or two people.
Paladin: I go up to a random person and put a paper bag over their head and try to seduce them.
*Rolls Nat 20*
Dm: *fighting laughter* despite the fact that you put a bag over his head, he is so charmed by you, that he follows you to your hotel room and you bang.
*They keep banging for the next few turns*
Dm: okay, I’m going to need you to roll your d20 to see how much you’re enjoying it.
*Dm rolls Nat 20*
Dm: *dying* you both are having a blast. Everyone is satisfied.