This is my boyfriend’s rescued derpy fluff called Beauregard–aka Bogey, aka Booger, aka Brak, aka Boggle. He drives us absolutely mad but he also makes us laugh constantly, and we love him dearly through it all.
This can’t be real, Leonard thought as he wiped the spittle from his lips. He didn’t mean to be true to his word and throw up on the kid’s shoes, but when the shuttle jerked a little too hard a few minutes into their flight, he couldn’t stop it. The kid - what was it, something Kirk? - only murmured calming words and rubbed circles on Leonard’s back until he had pulled himself together enough to apologize for the mess.
This can’t be real, Leonard thought with a sigh as he found himself face to face with his shuttle companion, Jim Kirk, when he walked into Starfleet Medical. Kirk looked like he’d gone a few rounds with a boxer or three. Instead of inquiring the how’s and why’s of the situation, Leonard sat him on a biobed and got the regen units going. Kirk smiled and winked at him when he fixed up what he could, mumbling a Thanks, Bones before he left.
This can’t be real, Leonard said when he came home to find Jim drunk and barely sitting up right outside his door after Remembrance Day. Jim murmured his apologies and something about not wanting to be alone when they made it inside. It was an awkward dance of limbs, but Leonard maneuvered Jim to the bed without a lot of issue. Before he could walk away, though, Jim reached out and grabbed Leonard’s arm, squeezing tightly. Didja know it’s my birthday, Bones? he said, his blue eyes swimming in unshed tears. Leonard shook his head and whispered him a happy one, not realizing until Jim was already passed out that he was George Kirk’s son. He couldn’t believe he never put that together.
SO I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT FOX ARE DOING TO DR DOOM IN THE NEW F4 MOVIE (x) AND ??????????? HIS FUCKIN NAME ISN’T EVEN DOOM?!!??! I THOUGHT THEY’D BE HARD PUSHED TO GET DOOM MORE WRONG THAN THEY DID IN THE PREVIOUS FANTASTIC FOUR FILMS BUT OMG THEY HAVE. THEY HAVE. WE HAVE SUNK TO NEW LOWS. JUST. ABORT. STOP THIS FILM. LET’S QUIT WHILST WE’RE AHEAD I JUST
I was watching an interview with the cast of Supergirl and the hosts were all women (it might have been The View) and they were asking the cast members where they were and what their reactions were when they found out they were cast. They get to Mechad (who is admittedly a total hunk) and he says, “Well I had been sleeping…” and one of the ladies interrupts him to say, “Were you naked?!” and she kinda licked her lips. It visibly made him uncomfortable.
Like as feminists we constantly get mad at men for doing things like this, which is understandable because they are typically the ones who do it more but really women need to stop doing shit like this too because it’s gross and disrespectful.
Because even throughout the drunken crying phone calls, the me being crazy and me constantly getting mad at him and not talking to him, he’s always here for me. I literally can’t get rid of him, but why would I ever want to? I love you Nugget.