be careful what you eat

I’m like 100% positive that when Jack visited Georgia for the 4th of July both Mama Bittle and MooMaw fell in love with him, and not because of the charming accent or his slammin’ hockey bod but because of his ability to just inhale food.

Like after Jack finishes his first generous helpings of potato salad, macaroni salad, baked beans, and burger complete with all of the fixings, Mama Bittle and MooMaw plop themselves across from Jack in the shade. They both fuss over him, telling him that there’s plenty of food for seconds and thirds and to help himself.

So Jack stands up with his festive red, white, and blue paper plate and disappears for a few minutes before returning with an extra plate in his hand. Both women look over his plates with a wide smile; one plate was piled high with all of the different sides, and the other plate was holding three burgers and two hot dogs.

The two women chatted eagerly as they fanned themselves and sipped at their sweet tea, watching Jack with lovestruck eyes as he tucked into his plate quietly.

When dessert time comes around everyone serves themselves but Mama Bittle fixed up a plate especially for Jack with extra helpings of everything, which he absolutely demolishes in minutes.

After Bitty finished helping clean up dinner stuff he found Jack rocking on the front porch swing, his head tilted backwards, and his eyes closed.

“Mama get to you?” He asked with a small smile, sitting down next to him.

All he got in response was a soft, “Mhm”.

anonymous asked:

Just so you know mcdonalds pancakes are chemical junk and terrible for you... you should be careful with what you spread cause people will think it's ok to eat shit

Donald Trump is about to be the president of the United States and you’re concerned about me eating McDonalds pancakes being bad for the world lol

I feel like I’m the only one who sees lucius malfoy being a ridiculously overprotective father to baby draco. like he was the most chill man on earth about 6% of the time and the rest he spent having a crisis because little draco was a waddling hazard up until the age of seven.

#DRACO DON’T TOUCH THAT

#DRACO BE CAREFUL

#DRACO THAT’S NOT FOR EATING

#DRACO WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR MOUTH???

#GIVE IT TO DADDY DRACO

#DON’T YOU DARE SWALLOW IT

#Cissy, I’m perfectly capable of watching our son for the afternoon, how hard could it – MERLIN’S BOLLOCKS WHERES THE BABY???

Yuri!!! on RADIO 05 Suwabe Junichi's introduction
  • Yuri!!! on RADIO 05 Suwabe Junichi's introduction
  • Suwabe Junichi, Toyonaga Toshiyuki, Uchiyama Kouki
  • Yuri!!! on RADIO
Play

A snip of the part where Suwabe Junichi, the guest from Yuri!!! on RADIO 05 gets introduced.
Note that he also voices Makkachin, Viktor’s dog.

03:00
Tosshi: - Hello, my name is Toyonaga Toshiyuki.
Ucchi: - I am Uchiyama Kouki.
Tosshi: - Well then, let’s introduce today’s guest. It’s this person!
*woof woof*
Tosshi: - Huh? It’s Makkachin!
Ucchi: - Makkachin?
Suwabe: *barking gets rugged* Vkusno!!!
*laughing*
Ucchi: - What did he eat…
Suwabe: - I came to make a mess out of this show!
Hello, I voice Viktor Nikiforov, my name is Suwabe Junichi.
All: - Please take care of me!
Tosshi: - What did you eat thay you’re saying that? (vkusno means tasty)
Suwabe: - I thought I should become tasty.
Tosshi: - Tasty?
Suwabe: - That I should make myself tasty.
Tosshi: - That was a good one.
Suwabe: - I’ll savour you two well!
*Ucchi laughs*
Tosshi: - Thank you very much.

A NOTE TO MY YOUNGER SELF:


1. Stop caring so much about what people think of you. Care what YOU think of you.
2. Please eat enough each day. Please. Don’t do this to yourself.
3. You’re going to have some amazing moments, and you’re going to meet some amazing people. Hang in there.
4. Don’t stop writing, ever. Please. You’re going to look back and cringe at what you’ve written, but that’s okay.
5. You are going to be sad. You are going to be so devastatingly sad sometimes. That is okay. You will make it through.
6. You are going to be so empty other times. You will struggle to do basic tasks such as showering, laundry, and getting out of bed in the morning. This is not normal, it’s a symptom of depression, and that’s okay. There are meds for that.
7. There are also meds for those panic attacks you’re enduring right now. They work wonders.
8. You’re going to fall in love and it’s not going to be with who you expect.
9. You’re going to get your heart broken. But it works out in the end.
10. Stop letting people walk all over you. Being nice is good, up to a point. You have to stick up for yourself.
11. Take pictures of the sunset or of those flowers or whatever you want. Take pictures and document how you felt at each moment in time.
12. You will never be your sister. You will be you, and that’s good enough.
13. It’s okay to go out of your comfort zone.
14. You are going to find some of the best group of friends you’ve ever had. It might take a little while. Don’t forget to maintain your old friendships too. They’re important.
15. You are allowed to take up space. You are allowed to speak.
16. Don’t go to that party if you don’t want to.
17. It’s okay to be passionate about things. Writing, singing, One Direction, whatever it is. Don’t be embarrassed by what you like.
18. Sleep when you are tired. That extra hour of studying isn’t going to help.
19. Talk to your teachers when you have questions. Don’t sit in silence when you are confused. You have a voice. Use it.
20. Be straight up with how you feel about people. If you don’t like someone, don’t spend time with them. Cut out toxic people.
21. Speaking of being straight – don’t try to be someone you’re not.
22. Also, don’t believe everything your parents tell you – about politics, about life, about people. Come to your own conclusions.
23. It’s going to be okay when your sister leaves home to go to college. You won’t miss her as much as you think you will.
24. Hang in there during freshman year, when you really want to be friends with that boy in your English class. By senior year, he knows you better than almost anyone, and you two have the same music taste.
25. Speaking of boys, that one in your biology class meant it when he said you mattered. He’s one of your best friends now and he’ll support you through everything.
26. You’re going to form a group of strong female friends. You get together once a month and make pasta together. Look forward to that.
27. Stop doubting yourself so much. You are smart. You are beautiful.
28. You are loved.
29. Don’t pretend to like something if you don’t.
30. Zayn is going to leave One Direction. It’s okay to cry about that.
31. You’re always going to be embarrassed about something. Let it go, stop dwelling. If it happened, it happened.
32. Don’t worry so much about your driver’s test. You pass on your first try.
33. Don’t let people make you do things you aren’t comfortable with.
34. Stop biting your nails! And wear your glasses even though you’re insecure about how you look with them on. You need them to see!
35. You’re going to care about things that matter, things that are bigger than yourself.
36. You’re going to be okay.

—  A Note to My Younger Self // k.m. (@perceivingwords)

I know a lot of people with depression/anxiety are taking this especially hard, so this is a reminder to do what you can to take care of yourself. Eat, sleep, and try to keep up your normal habits. It’s so tempting to just wallow, but that makes things worse in the long run.

John and Paul at a party be like

John: This is fucking boring

Paul: Indeed… Wanna go have some real fun? *wink wink*

John: I’m ready, on my feet, standing, let’s go

Originally posted by thebeatlesordie

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mama, it’s amazing what baking can do

Some Things I Wish Were Told to Me on My Period

For all my trans-bros who are also going through Shark Week, Manstruation, or simply put, your Man Period, these are some things that you should know, that I wish were told to me earlier.


-No one can see your pads or tampons through your pants.

-If you’re using a male (or female) bathroom, go during lunch. There are typically not as many people or no one will notice, since they’re caught up in the hustle and bustle of food.

-Take care of yourself. Don’t worry too much about what you eat at this time, since your body needs replenished nutrients.

-Wear sweatpants. They’re comfy and still masculine as heck.

-Be more cautious with your binding. Your chest may be more swollen during this time of the month, so maybe reduce the times that you use it.

-You ARE allowed a day off. Periods are living hell for anyone, but dysphoria does make it a lot worse.

-Take a deep breath. You’ll get through this.

-YOU ARE VALID. You’re looking handsome as hell today, good work. I love you bro.

Best regards,
Kai

Percival: Who here does the best impression of Merlin? You’ll be judged on voice, body language, and overall lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Merlin eating a marshmallow for the very first time. Let the Merlin-off begin!

Roxy: [as Merlin] What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?

Harry: Ooh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm!

Roxy: …That’s your Merlin impression?

Harry: I can hear him doing that.

Eggsy: Looks like a sticky pillow. I don’t care for it. Classical music.

everyone: [laughter]

Merlin: What’s going on here? What are you doing?

Roxy: Just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?

Merlin: Marshed-mallow.

everyone:

Merlin: Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!

Harry: I knew it.

  • person: X ship is my NOTP
  • me: Ok that's fine.
  • person: ...and because this ship is my NOTP then you shouldn't ship it either since I believe its gross and problema-
  • me: Now I ship it more.

Hiya, gems! So it’s thanksgiving today, and that means there’s gonna be lots of meals and lots of family gatherings. And due to recent events, things might get pretty tense.

So remember that you are under no obligation to stand up for yourself and your opinions at the dinner table. Of course I’d be proud of you if you did! But I care more for your safety first.

If you need to remain silent or agree with hurtful opinions to stay safe, you’re not being cowardly. You’re protecting yourself, and that’s okay.

And please only eat what you’re comfortable eating. I have selective eating disorder, so I understand how hard it can be getting through the holidays.

Don’t force yourself to eat too much (or too little!) And be careful with what you do eat. I don’t want you getting sick!

Take care of yourselves and travel safely today! And to my non-american gems, I hope you all have a wonderful day as well!

BTS Reaction to you being androgynous

Requested~
Hello there! Can I ask reactions for BTS(if have to choose, I prioritize the hyung line + V) about your androgenous looks ( in terms of body shape and fashion sense, tomboyish style ) ? Thanks a lot!

Thanks for the request! I did all of the boys, I hope you enjoy :)


Jin (Seokjin): *doesn’t care what you look like as long as you eat enough and are healthy* Jagi eat up, you need energy for our Mario Kart marathon later ^^

Suga (Yoongi): *loves the way you look and dress because it’s so uncomplicated* *enjoys how fast you get ready when you need to be somewhere*

J-Hope (Hoseok): *doesn’t give a single fuck about looks as long as your personality is on point* Jagi you look beautiful no matter what you wear, now let’s go annoy the other members, it’s way too quiet in this dorm right now

Rap Monster (Namjoon): *takes longer to get ready in the morning than you do* *loves you for wearing converse high a lot*

Jimin:  *gets you matching shirts and shoes and even beanies so everyone knows you’re a couple* *loves hugging your slender figure*

V (Taehyung):   *loves you for who you are, especially if you help him prank the other guys* Jagi let’s go steal all of Jimin’s clothes when he’s in the shower

Jungkook: AH JAGI STOP STEALING MY PLAIN SHIRTS I ONLY HAVE 37 LEFT *hates sharing his clothes* *low key loves that you keep wearing them though because it makes him feel loved* 


Credit to the gif owners~