be alarmed

  • me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who's sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]
  • toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]
  • mom: what?
  • toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]
  • dad: you gotta speak up, bud
  • toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

I set my alarm last night to the glorious, unearthly sound of Genji screaming “Ryujin no KEN WO KURAE! ” and let me tell you that as a support main I have never been more awake in my entire life I think I crossed in to a new level of existence I woke up so fast