Look Like Shit
- (Bit of a background: I work in a hospital as a CNA and my mother works in administration. I ocassionally have to go in for IV Fluids for POTS and hEDS.)
- Me *walking into the hospital, see my boss. stop to talk*: Yeah, I just need to do some fluids. I'm off today and have a massive migraine.
- Boss Lady: Well, hope you feel better soon. Still on to work tomorrow?
- Me: Far as I know!
- *Two hours later after 5 IV Pokes and two liters of fluid*
- Me *Sitting in mom's office waiting on a ride home when Boss Lady walks in*: Hey ____.
- Boss Lady: Ohh.. Are you done? You still don't look good. Scratch that, you look like shit. Go home!
- Me *Wow. Okay. That was nice*: Just waiting on Mom.
- Boss Lady *Turns to mom, jokingly*: Take her home! I like my workers feeling better