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 People according to urban dictionary: Dougie Poynter
→ Attractive Greek-English bass player in award-winning British Pop/Punk/Rock band McFly. Although he has the ability to sit through an entire interview without uttering a word, when this boy wonder does speak, his witty humour and charisma shines. He comes across as being really quiet,which is nonsense, according to other band members!!Doug is into skating and admitts he took up the bass just because it has 4 strings and is therefore easier than playing a 6-stringed lead guitar

❝ I walked into the kitchen. My aunt was there. As soon as she saw me she started talking. OK, Dougie, now I don’t want you to worry, but … one of your baby lizards has been killed.’ I blinked. If you have thirty baby lizards, as I did at the time, chances are one or two of them are going to die. It was totally normal. Surely half the family hadn’t turned up for a dead lizard?  Oh,’ I said, totally confused. ‘How?’ ‘Squashed,’ she said. I wandered out of the kitchen and into the front room.  My mum was there. She was surrounded by family members, and she was crying. I was so confused. It was only a lizard. Why was she so upset? She pointed at something on the side. I looked over and, sure enough, saw a dead lizard lying there. It took a few seconds, though, for me to twig that she wasn’t pointing at the lizard at all. It was a single paper, with a note from my dad scrawled on one side. I didn’t read it properly. Just skimmed it. I only remember a single phrase: ‘I can’t do this any more. He’d left us.

Happy Birthday to my king of the jungle! I admire every single part of you and I think you are one of the most amazing and beautiful people in this world and I’m not talking only about your blessed face. You truly care about the others and about your fans, you are a lovely and kind person. There’s no words to describe my love and admiration for you, their just not good enough. I can’t thank you enough for what you have done for me, you have been a massive part of my happiness for years. Thank you for being my king, my hero, my love, my everything, my only one.

  • Dougie Poynter:oh, Hi
  • me:YOU'R SO PERFECT, LET ME HUG YOU, NO LET ME KISS YOU FOREVER AND EVER, LET'S MARRY AND HAVE BABIES, THIS HAIR, I CAN'T OMFG, YOU'R SO HOT I WANT YOU NAKED IN MY BED RIGHT NOW, DUDE, I'M HAVING AN ORGAMS JUST TO LOOK AT YOU.
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  • me:I said hi, can you take a picture with me?