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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY L IF E

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WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND BUBBLE BATH THAT ISN’T…

UGH I KNOW THAT FEEL. I just go for bars of soap bc I cannot deal with that nonsense. There’s this stall at my Saturday market that sells this french milled soap and their seaweed scent is like ohhhhhhmg it’s heaven. Earthy, bright, kind of marine (BUT NOT LIKE LOW TIDE MARINE), yaaasss sogood

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I just hate the assumption that all women want to be cute, childlike diabetic inducing cream tarts with bright pink fuzzy bathrobes and candy love hearts falling out our eyes while we giggle at bunny rabbits and fart fucking rainbows.

If I want to smell dark, dangerous and otherworldly, I should bloody well be allowed to. 

And you’ve now made me curious as hell about this soap…. i’m going into some questionable beauty shops when I go shopping - i’m on the hunt for some alternative bathing products. 

Only problem I have is my skin is a weak ass bitch that can’t handle anything too strong and cowers at there mere thought of sunlight and other normal human things. So I have to be careful I don’t end up irritating it or drying it out and turning myself into some bitter flaky pastry.

such a youngin'