bc-rollers

A summary of each NWSL team’s season

Boston: Queens of losing or tying games that they should’ve won


Chicago: A ride or die team that must like riding roller coasters bc their season was a roller coaster


Houston:

Originally posted by realitytvgifs


Kansas City: Just give us more time and the ability to delete that long losing streak and we could’ve had a big comeback


New Jersey: We love making everyone’s heart rate go up and we love proving that Sam Kerr is unreal and we also love to prove that we’re fratty dog dads.


North Carolina: That new kid in school who’s perfect and super popular and you want to hate them but you can’t.


Orlando:


Portland: The usual except


Seattle:

Originally posted by giphygiff


Washington: Queens of injuries and losing games in the second half

team voltron at an amusement park

-pidge is an adrenaline junkie and likes to go fast. any and all roller coasters are good and she’ll laugh at you if you can’t handle it

-keith and shiro prefer the games and shit because (1) shiro doesn’t like roller coasters and (2) keith is Stubborn and wants to win a fucking prize

-lance likes to sit in the front of roller coasters and also he dares everyone to go on those crazy ass rides

-hunk hates roller coasters bc they make him puke but he still goes on every one with lance bc they’re bros

-allura is also an adrenaline junkie but she loves those bungee jump rides so much. she’s not that big on roller coasters.

-coran isn’t even there, he’s off skydiving somewhere else

Thank you for your mascara suggestions! It was difficult but I ended up going with a mini of perversion and a mini of better than sex to see which I prefer. I might try buxom later too. I also ordered the Tory Burch “love relentlessly” roller ball bc I’m obsessed and I finished my sample a while ago

Oh and I redeemed 500 points on a benefit set

from-armin-to-z  asked:

So: Jeanmarco amusement park date. Thoughts on how that would go down?

OHH YMG OD WELL FIRST OF ALL I LOVE AMUSEMENT PARKS, SO JOT THAT DOWN

SECONDLY they would have so much fun oh my GOD jean would definitely blow all his money trying to win marco prizes and then complaining how rigged the games are when he couldnt win

then getting all pouty when marco decides to take a shot at it and win on the First Try (but he got jean a cute stuffed animal so its ok)

UHHHH IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME AMUSEMENT PARKS AND CARNIVALS ARENT THE SAME THING SO DISREGARD WHAT I JUST SAID

do they have carnival games at amusement parks???

THEY WOULD RIDE ALL THE RIDES TOGETHER and on the big and scary ones they’d cling to each other and jean is screaming bc He’s Pretty Sure He’s Going To Die but marco is laughing bc he loves roller coasters!!! and he’s laughing at jean bc he’s never seen anyone look so sick before omg

AND THE FOOD they’d eat all the gross amusement park food bc who goes to an amusement park looking for healthy food???? no one, thats who

and then the grand FUCKIN finale they ride the ferris wheel when it’s starting to get dark and everything is so pretty at night bc of all the lights and when they reach the top marco smooches jean and he smooches jean and lets just say fireworks go off at that time too bc im a cliche HOE

Sam/Josh fic recs

Spiral Down and Back Around by  rainbowLivinda (gaylussacia)

“I just want someone to say to me,
“I’ll always be there when you wake.”
You know I’d like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I’ll have it made.
AU where Josh doesn’t go through with the prank and instead of betraying Sam, he relies on her.”

★ Screen by moenochrome (madkinggangrel)

“I do not know why I would go
In front of you and hide my soul
Cause you’re the only one who knows it.

( A collection of Josh / Sam drabbles based on prompts I received. )”

[This world is] not a place to be on your own by talverrar (joshing-machine)

“Josh doesn’t like diaries. He remembers what’s important and lets go of what isn’t.
Shameless fluff. Like, really. Just snippets from their relationship as it progresses.
This ship is the worst.”

Keep reading

I JUST WANNA INVITE U TO SILVER DOLLAR CITY THIS SUMMER AND RIDE ROLLER COASTERS WITH YOU AND SHARE COTTON CANDY AND LAUGH AND TAKE CANDIDS OF EACH OTHER. AND THIS IS SAYING A LOT BC I HATE ROLLER COASTERS, SHARING FOOD, AND MY CANDIDS LOOK GROSS. OKAY!?!? PLS SAY YES WHEN I ASK U THIS SUMMER

midnight pomegranate

summary: mall au, where mark works at hollister and dislikes his job for very personal reasons. (aka no one can be a hipster.)

pairing: markjin (jr/mark), super slight jackbum (jackson/jb)

length: one-shot, nearly 23k … wow

rating: pg13 (swearing, underage drinking, immature tomfoolery… etc.)

—————-

author’s note & link to story under the cut~

Keep reading

2

Meg x Ruby Roller Derby AU

In which Roller Derby Champion Megahurtz shows newbie Ruby Bruiseday the ropes and becomes her derby wife in the process. Featuring many bumps, bruises, and bites.

i just went thru an emotional roller coaster bc for years ive used the term “jegus fuck” (usually in place of “oh jesus christ!”, and only muttered under my breathe while im alone) and like

I never rlly knew where i got it from bc i just kinda forgot, but i knew it was a reference to something so i finally googled it and

its just homestuck, its just a stupid subconscious homestuck meme ive been doing for years without realizing

#meanie as best friends
  • it’s like hanging out with dumb and dumber.
  • except you don’t know which one is which.
  • mingyu always buys you food but he eats most of it.
  • wonwoo comes over to hang out and end up sleeping instead.
  • they take so many selfies with you whenever you’re doing something fun with them like idk baking.
  • movie marathons af but they always talk and you can never follow along with the story line bC THEY’RE SO DAMN LOUD.
  • constant teasing from mingyu with assistance from wonwoo.
  • wonwoo has to stop mingyu from teasing you too much though bc he can get carried away.
  • they find it soooo difficult to buy you gifts because you seem so content with what you have.
  • they always keep note of what you pick up whenever you guys were out shopping so they know potential gifts to give you.
  • mingyu always pranks you and you’d think you’d know if he’s going to prank you by now BUT HE’S EVOLVING TO BE A REALLY GOOD LIAR.
  • he also tries new pick up lines on you and gets super sullen when you tell him how terrible they are.
  • wonwoo ends up dying of laughter bc you can set mingyu straight.
  • one time you guys were watching aladdin and they got so into a whole new world, they reenacted the whole scene for you with mingyu as aladdin and wonwoo as jasmine. 
  • mingyu end up stubbing his toe and wonwoo’s voice cracked.
  • occasional food fights. mostly started by mingyu throwing flour at wonwoo and wonwoo retaliating while you try to mediate the situation.
  • they have to argue over who can sit next to you when you ride roller coasters bc most are two seaters.
  • they end up riding together and leaving you behind.
  • when they realize how upset it made you, they have to spent the rest of the day trying to make it up to you. mingyu goes out and buys matching headbands and wonwoo buys you pizza and drinks and other stuff.
  • they always sandwich you whenever you three are walking together.
  • mingyu uses you as an arm rest.
  • wonwoo likes to stand behind you and put his hands of your shoulders, pushing you around that way.
  • always willing to give you piggy back rides.
  • wonwoo found you trying out knitting, and he was so impressed that he started knitting himself and he ended up making three matching scarves.
  • if the two of them argue, they always come to you for advice.
  • they LOVE bothering  you when you’re working. like constant pokes and “are you done yets” AND IT’S SO ANNOYING BC YOU CAN TELL HOW MUCH FUN THEY’RE GETTING OUT OF IT.
  • if you’re angry, wonwoo does his cheeseburger aegyo.
  • they also like to pinch your cheeks if you’re frustrated and you get so annoyed bc you would start smiling liKE NO I AM SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY STOP THAT.
  • mingyu always snapchats every five minutes whenever you guys go out together.
  • wonwoo steals the phone to have his own segment in the snap story.
  • they always record you doing random stuff until you start to yell at them to stop.
  • in the end of the day, you always take a selfie together <333

more svt scenarios

Christmas!S.Coups/Seungcheol

• gets hella hyped for this holiday like as soon as Christmas is finished he’s excited about the upcoming one like seungcheol!!!! chill!!!!
• like he buys 200 advent calendars so that he could always be counting down for Christmas 25 days at a time aw
• but this upcoming Christmas was the most important for him bc he gets to spend it with you and it has to be the best Christmas you’ve ever had!!!!!
• makes you watch marathons of cheesy Christmas movies on the couch all day and he’s more into it than you.
• “jagiya, let’s be like them too, okay?”
• and even though it’s a Christmas movie and everything ends happy in those, he always goes through an emotional roller coaster bc of it like he’ll be so depressed and crying in the sad parts but like ecstatic and crazy when it ends happily ever after what a cutie
• goes full on hard out when it comes to decorating, he’s got like a whole shed filled with tinsel, wreaths, etc. and is always going on about using them ALL otherwise they might feel left out
• draws an entire plan out about how he wants the house to look bc if the members come over to visit, then it has to look better than what they got
• told you he didn’t need a star or Angel on top of the tree bc your the star of his life and an angel that came from heaven :))))
• doesn’t know what to get you at first but asked his dongsaengs to find out for him and report back, but you caught onto it real quick and told each of the boys different things and it just really confused the poor boy
• like dino came back saying that you wanted a necklace
• but jeonghan said you wanted a huge teddy bear
• but hoshi said you wanted socks???
• and hES JUST LIKE WHATS GOING ON ;;___;;
• you on the other hand found it so easy to get his present bc he’s been making it so obvious, he’s been eyeing this one mixtape for ages. not to mention the fact that he tries to drop that word every chance he can.
• “oHHH yOU KNOW THERES THIS REALLY GOOD MIXTAPE THAT CAME OUT APPARENTLY ITS COOL BUT YANNO NEVER LISTENED TO IT //WINK WINK WINK//”
• wears reindeer antlers and a red nose wherever he goes bc he’s ‘seungcheol the red nosed reindeer’
• tries to make you wear ugly sweaters with him, like those itchy stuff you get from your grandma and you literally have to sleep with one eye open bc you know this boy will probably try put it on you in your sleep.
• got REALLY excited when it started to snow and literally dragged you out of bed and dumped you on the snow and started chucking snowballs at you and yOU WERENT EVEN READY LIKE STOPPPP :(((
• but eventually you came to your senses and started to chuck them at his face as well YAY
• dislikes the fact that Christmas is only a one day thing and it’s at the end of the year and he gets rlly sad bc of it
• spent all day shopping when it was Christmas Eve bc he didn’t have time to buy the members presents so he went all out on that day and you didn’t see him until like 9pm
• when he got home he immediately declared the two of you go to sleep or else Santa won’t come and you just laugh bc ur boyfriend is so cute and go to sleep with him
• when it’s finally Christmas Day he’s literally on top of you, prying your eyes open and yelling in your ear BC ITS CHRISTMAS!! he then proceeds to contact everyone he know wishing them a v v v v merry Christmas at like 6 in the morning. He THEN opens the door to the world and yells out MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALLLLLL and all the neighbours are like SHUT UP
• you two celebrate Christmas with the members and their family and it’s just filled with laughter and happiness and all that good stuff
• when it was time to open presents seungcheol handed you this MASSIVE bag and inside was all the things the boys told him you wanted and you were in awe bc omg did he actually buy it all and you were flustered and happy and AWJSJWJSISM
• when he saw what you got him, which was the mixtape he nearly cried and was like HOWD H KNOW I WANTED THHIS MY LOVE??? and ur just like in ur mind idk I just guessed, it definitely wasn’t bc of the many times you pretty much said it
• then later on in the night, seungcheol sneakily out a mistletoe above the two of you and started wiggling his eyebrows and winking at you and you wanted to be a tease and walk away but he just grabbed you and kissed you happily.
• “this has been a Christmas to remember, thank you, seungcheol.”
• “I love you.”