A summary of each NWSL team’s season
Boston: Queens of losing or tying games that they should’ve won
Chicago: A ride or die team that must like riding roller coasters bc their season was a roller coaster
Kansas City: Just give us more time and the ability to delete that long losing streak and we could’ve had a big comeback
New Jersey: We love making everyone’s heart rate go up and we love proving that Sam Kerr is unreal and we also love to prove that we’re fratty dog dads.
North Carolina: That new kid in school who’s perfect and super popular and you want to hate them but you can’t.
Portland: The usual except
Washington: Queens of injuries and losing games in the second half