“talk to me after they’ve taken your mother” braham ‘man-pain’ eirrson grunts to my sylvari commander. slowly they turn toward the camera while braham lumbers away, feeling awfully sorry for himself. little does he know the dragons DID take their mother, but why the fuck would baldy mcfuckface care


Fili is the older of the two, so [he] really is being groomed by Thorin to be the next-in-line, the warrior. – Richard Armitage


Who was Claquesous? He was night. He waited until the sky was daubed with black, before he showed himself. At nightfall he emerged from the hole whither he returned before daylight. Where was this hole? No one knew. He only addressed his accomplices in the most absolute darkness, and with his back turned to them. Was his name Claquesous? Certainly not. If a candle was brought, he put on a mask. He was a ventriloquist. Babet said: “Claquesous is a nocturne for two voices.” Claquesous was vague, terrible, and a roamer. No one was sure whether he had a name, Claquesous being a sobriquet; none was sure that he had a voice, as his stomach spoke more frequently than his voice; no one was sure that he had a face, as he was never seen without his mask. He disappeared as though he had vanished into thin air; when he appeared, it was as though he sprang from the earth.

Going out in public
  • me: do i wanna look rlly great but get sexually harassed today
  • me: or do i wanna chill, and be slightly less harassed
  • me: the struggle is real. *purposely leaves house as pissed-off-trash-hobo bc it's less effort*

can we not talk about jihoon like he’s this aggressive and entirely bitter person? i’m tired of it. yes, he’s salty sometimes, but some people make him out to be this evil person who hates everyone and i don’t understand why.

he doesn’t take shit, but he clearly likes the members. he does care about them. he’s not rude or violent.

when i made this post a few days ago, i very briefly mentioned that people should stop making the guitar memes. those are tiring. we’ve had enough, let’s not turn into the bts fandom with ‘no jams’ please. and one woozi stan wrote in the tags of that something along the lines of ‘i will NOT stop making the memes about him chasing people with guitars bc i appreciate boss ass memes and he’s a violent person and it’s hilarious’.

……..no he’s not???

he has manners. he’s a nice person. and i hope to god that if he were a generally ‘violent person’ he wouldn’t have this many stans. if he were really a jerk like that, i hope he’d be called out for it and people wouldn’t find it hilarious. because when people are jerks, it isn’t hilarious or worth stanning them for. but if this misconception a lot of fans seem to have about him is what you like about him, that worries me.

NCT as your Officemates (hyungline)
  • Taeil: finishes his assigned work in time or earlier. your boss loves him because his mental capacity is A++++. gets promoted every month
  • Hansol: the quiet officemate. he does his work efficiently, but is not promoted yet...
  • Johnny: mr. congeniality. maintained his position in the office for almost ten years. didn't get promoted yet. looks forward to his debut erhm i mean promotion
  • Taeyong: sprays febreze everywhere. has hand sanitizers on his desk. asks if you washed your hands when you hand him papers. also the boss's favorite bc he can do almost anything
  • Yuta: someone you want to avoid. you don't want to be the subject of his comments bc he roasts others on a daily basis. he's been to almost everywhere. name a place, he's been there. spends his vacations on mountains
  • Kun: also someone you wanted to avoid, but you were too late. you never knew how he managed to get receipts on you, no matter how careful you were
  • Doyoung: very talkative. very loud. always talks but only Jaehyun listens to him. his opinions clash with Taeyong's. always bickering with Ten
  • Ten: also very loud. extra af. floods your inbox with emails, and most of them are his selfies. easily scared. screams when frightened. hates spiders
  • Jaehyun: that officemate whom you got a crush on. a HUGE crush on. has a super handsome face and a super hot body(you can tell even if he's wearing a dress shirt). makes adult jokes. always munches on chips
  • Winwin: your new officemate who is the center of everyone's attention, even though he does basically nothing. he is capable of doing the work that's assigned to him, yet someone always offers to help him(or rather, do all the work for him bc y'all are under his whoop whoop spell or smth). he knows his charms, and probably uses it to his advantage

Igore the crappy edit I made, but please hear me out.

I’m not sure if anyone will read this, hopefully some will hell hopefully Jack will but I’m going to write it anyways because I think it needs to be put out there.

Jack (Jacksepticeye, if not subscribing you really should! <3) is one of the BEST youtubers, no wait.. PEOPLE out there who doesn’t get enough credit as he should. (not that everyone isn’t amazing, I just wish he was like the most talked bc he’s so BOSS). He is the sweetest, most honest person I’ve ever known. I haven’t met him, I haven’t talked to him, but coming from his videos and his words from heart? I can tell.

Can we talk about how much he cares for his viewers? He puts so much emotion into when he’s thanking everyone, or just talking about everyone in general. He puts so much love and value into his words. He puts so much time into uploading, recording, replying and so on. He cares so damn much, and that’s just something so rare, so amazing to see now a days. Someone actually caring for his viewers, his friends. He always says how much we mean to him, and I just really hope he knows he means as much to us.

This Irish dork has helped me more than my own friends/family has ever had. We don’t have to talk about my problems, we don’t have to be “in real life pals”, but just seeing how positive and happy he always is gives me hope, that there still are good people in the world. His videos make me laugh when I’m in tears, they make me laugh when I don’t think I would ever laugh again, and they just make me so, so freaking happy. Also seeing him happy makes me happy. I know he’s helped so so so many other people like me, and I’m thankful for him for that cause he’s helped some of you guys cheer up too, which is really good! You all deserve to be happy! I hope one day I can thank him in person for not just saving me more times than I can count, but for saving so many of you guys too.

I’m going to get really personal here, so if you don’t want to “hear about my problems” please skip to the next paragraph. I’ve been going through a hell of a rough time lately. I have really bad anxiety and depression. One day I was having an anxiety attack, screaming at myself and telling myself to end it all, cause I wasn’t worth it. I punched walls, I scratched my arms, I threw up from all the tears and panic, but you know who helped it all? Who helped me feel okay? After I felt enough to turn on my phone, I got on Youtube and played any Jack video I could find. He made me forget about the pain for a little while, he made me forget how shitty I was for even 12 minutes, and that’s enough for me. He made me laugh through the tears, he made me smile, and he made me feel calm again. He made me feel like I had a friend there helping me cheer up. Few weeks later and now whenever I’m really sad or feeling down, all I have to do to forget is watch him. He makes me feel like a normal person, and he makes me actually want to wake up every day and I know he makes a lot of other people feel that way too. I will never forget the nights he helped, and the ones that continue.

Also let’s not forget, his community is the BEST! I’m not even freaking over exaggerating I’ve been in so many “community’s” and none of them have ever been this kind and opening as this one. You all and Jack deserve a huge pat on the back along with lots of cakes and cookies for being so freaking fantastic. Even if we all can’t talk to Jack, we can all help each other.

So Thank You Jack,

For being the best dang person in the world. You deserve so much freaking credit. It’s such a great, warm feeling to see someone care so much for their viewers. It’s very rare these days which is really sad, but you give me hope. You give me hope that it will be okay, that not everyone is bad, and there are still happy people in the world. High five to you, and thank you for everything you have ever and will continue to do for us. I hope one day I can meet you in person, or even send you a personal message to thank you but for now, this will have to do.

From me (Allie), and my bag of Halloween candy.

you and tattoo artist!boyfriend!calum laying on your bed in the middle of the night super close to you, calum not being able to sleep bc he is super stressed bc he needs to think of a new design for his boss and as you are dozing off, he starts drawing teeny tiny shapes on your back with his fingers and as you’re chest about to fall asleep you feel calum get up out of your bed and walk over to the shelf where his paints are on, he kneels on the bed and whisper’s “baby can you lay on your stomach, i have an idea” although it was 3am, when calum’s artistic inspiration strikes you have to let it go. you rolled into your stomach and calum kissed your head and said “thank you.”
mixing together his paints, calum lifted up the back of your shirt, drawing the first line of paint onto your back causing you to shiver a little. he continued painting til the sun went up, only falling asleep after his masterpiece was finished.
you woke up to a freshly painted back, and a painted up calum fast asleep next to you on your bed. you kissed his forehead letting your little artist sleep, heading to the mirror to check out the beautiful masterpiece calum created overnight.

requested by: @abby-blamo

I was watching Sekamuzu by myself in the living room and then my brother comes home and goes “oh my God, you and your Japanese shows” so I’m like whatever ok but then this lil shit sits down and actually watches with me and he’s like laughing and screaming and shit and I was like “wtf I thought you don’t like this shit” and he just glares at me???? So then, when the episode is over he goes “HOLY SHIT SO DO THEY BECOME A COUPLE?? IS SHE GONNA TURN HIM DOWN BC HE’S HER BOSS??? CLICK ON NEXT EP” and I was like “bruh u gon hafta wait till next week” and he just starts yelling and accusing me for making him like a drama he wasn’t prepared to like.

My brother is a 32 year old father with a son.

boss-the-goofball  asked:

SSLL: Billroth "kidnapping" Mason on his motorcycle to get to a nice secluded spot. You can make it nsfw if you so desire

Mason squeaked when a black bandanna suddenly covered his eyes from behind, getting tied tightly behind his head. His hands darted up to press against it and behind him, Mason heard Billroth chuckle. 

“Not so fast, kitten,” he purred into Mason’s ear, causing him to freeze. “I got you now.” 

Mason couldn’t help but flush at Billroth’s low, deep voice. Unable to form words, he simply nodded in reply. 

Billroth kissed his cheek. “Good boy.” He spun Mason around. “I got a surprise for you, kitten. You ready?” 

Mason bit his bottom lip. He couldn’t see at all, but Billroth hadn’t tied his hands back or anything… yet. 

Mason nodded. 

Billroth gently gripped Mason’s wrists, put them behind his back, then tied them together with what felt like rope of sorts. It wasn’t tight in the slightest, and Mason knew even he could break out of the rope’s hold if he really wanted to. 

Mason stared up at where he figured Billroth to be and kept his arms behind his back. 

Billroth grunted happily and wrapped his arms around Mason’s thighs, carrying him over his shoulder. Mason squeaked, pressing his knees against Billroth hard. He knew Billroth would never drop him, but he couldn’t help but feel unsafe anyways. 

“Roth?” Mason ventured, but Billroth didn’t respond. He started walking. 

Mason pressed his head down against Billroth’s shoulder blades as Billroth walked out of the warehouse. Mason knew it was already night outside. Even if he didn’t check the time every hour nearly, the buzzing mosquitoes would give it away.  

Billroth didn’t ever put Mason on his bike or on any vehicle. Though Mason was relieved- he would definitely of broke the rope if Billroth had tried- it only served to confuse Mason even more. 

Where was Billroth taking him? Where were they going? 

Mason decided to ask. 

“Where are we going? What are you planning?” 

Besides a few more grunts, Mason couldn’t get an answer out of him. He pouted. 

A thin, stray branch brushed against Mason’s hair, and underneath him, Billroth’s gait changed. They were noticeably moving upwards now. Grass crunched under Billroth’s heavy boots. 

They were in the forest. Or well, the stretch of trees everyone called a forest at least. 

Mason shifted on Billroth’s shoulder. His stomach was pressed tight against Billroth, and even without sight, Mason found himself getting a little dizzy. 


“We’re almost there, kid.” 

Mason blinked behind his makeshift blind and decided to wait.

Not even five minutes passed when Billroth stopped. Slowly, he placed Mason back onto the ground. 


Billroth hummed softly, quieting Mason as he untied his hands. 

“You ready, kid?” Billroth murmured. Mason could hear the smile in his voice. 

“Of course! You have me mighty curious as to what you’ve planned.” 

Billroth chuckled. “Oh I bet so.” Billroth reached up and took Mason’s blindfold off. 


Mason gasped. They were on the edge of the cliff a little away from the warehouse, the one which bordered the town. From where he was standing, Mason could see the fat full moon hanging perfectly in the velvet sky, surrounded by glimmering stars from far, far away.

Underneath the navy sky, near the edge of the cliff, was a simple blanket. A basket was set atop it. 

Billroth went to hold Mason’s hand gently. Mason craned his head up to stare at him with huge eyes. 

“I- I can’t take you out to dinner. So I- I thought this would be the next best thing. Um. Yeah. I- I hope you like it, kid.” 

Mason’s eyes watered and before Billroth could ask what was wrong, he pulled Billroth down for a wet kiss. Billroth gasped and kissed back just as deep. Mason hugged him close, but pulled away. 

“This- this is beyond perfect. Roth I… Thank you.” 

A small, elated gasp of a laugh escaped Billroth and wrapped an arm around Mason, walked him over to where their picnic was laid out, and sat him down before joining him.  

Mason pressed close into Billroth and stared out across the faraway lights of the town. The town was like a lake to him, reflecting the stars overhead with artificial lights. 

It was beautiful. 

Billroth took their food out and wrapped his arm around Mason again. “I love you, kid.” 

Mason smiled up at him. “I love you too.” 


- suho is finally a dad now, the guys are relieved that he doesnt hang around the dorm anymore bossing everyone around bc he is not their dad for the last goddamn time
- “junmyeon the baby doesnt need pepperspray she cant even walk yet”
- “you never know when danger strikes, trust me, i know” he speaks as he stares in the distance, head clouded with memories of kyungsoo
- overprotective dad suho bc his child is his life
- suddenly you hear loud cursing from the baby room like ?? tf he doing
- ‘’am i really this fucking ugly? stop crYING’’
- aka the baby never stops wailing once they in his arms bc he kinda scary
- ‘’so how is life with a baby’’
- a tired junmyeon snaps around to stare at baekhyun
- ‘’shut the fuck up baekhyun’’
- he truly can’t handle any more nights being woken up by the baby
- the boys are very happy to come over when junmyeon isn’t there, scared that he’ll attack them at any time if they ever say anything about the smol child
- ‘’it kinda looks like an alien’’
- ‘’i will castrate you park chanyeol fucking try me’’
- suho has like everything set up for the baby ??? like he already knows which schools she’s going to, which boys she is NEVER going to speak with and how many kids she’ll have on her own
- she i also fucking spOILED SHE HAS LIKE EVERYTHING
- ‘’she can’t even do anything but poop and speak why did you get her a karaoke machine ??’’
- ‘’they grow up so fast, like my members !! let me tell you about the time chanyeol was 15–’’
- but junnie loves your baby and this was short bc i’m getting back into writing again but myeonnie is such a cute im crying already