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Who was Claquesous? He was night. He waited until the sky was daubed with black, before he showed himself. At nightfall he emerged from the hole whither he returned before daylight. Where was this hole? No one knew. He only addressed his accomplices in the most absolute darkness, and with his back turned to them. Was his name Claquesous? Certainly not. If a candle was brought, he put on a mask. He was a ventriloquist. Babet said: “Claquesous is a nocturne for two voices.” Claquesous was vague, terrible, and a roamer. No one was sure whether he had a name, Claquesous being a sobriquet; none was sure that he had a voice, as his stomach spoke more frequently than his voice; no one was sure that he had a face, as he was never seen without his mask. He disappeared as though he had vanished into thin air; when he appeared, it was as though he sprang from the earth.

*quietly wonders if there was ever a time Konohamaru had to watch over baby boruto*

*also wonders if he panics while watching said baby and ends up calling Hanabi bc he didn’t want to ruin Boss man and Hinata’s night b/c Boruto refused to sleep without his parents*

*also wonders what if Hinata & Naruto comes home to find an exhausted Hanabi and Konohamaru passed out on the couch with a sleeping Boruto, and chuckles at the adorable sight*

so anyway i guess we’ll find out next week if my place of work is willing or able to fire someone for merely looking like they’re about to commit homicide bc he made a big fuss

tbh my boss should consider herself lucky i didn’t recite the navy seal copy pasta or something

QUIck WHO HAS A NORMAL BLOG WITH PUPPIES N SHIT???? I TOLD MY BOSS I RAN A BLOG BC HE ASKED WHAT I DID OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNSHIP I CANT SHOW HIM MY BLOG ITS NAMED CUMMIE DUMPSTER

this lad at the cafe i work at does that “go to punch someone because it’s funny when they flinch” thing ALL THE TIME and i can’t tell him to knock it off bc he’s related to the boss but if he keeps doing it instinct will kick in and i’ll lay him out fucking flat i honestly will end up smacking him one

THE SUBMAS WITH SOCIAL MEDIA

  • emmet just live tweets everything
  • and posts hella selfies (sometimes with ingo being boring in the background) (sometimes with depot agents)
  • and will tweet long strings of nothing but emojis
  • and makes hella vines where him and the depot agents prank ingo
  • emmet posting selfies with challengers
  • and pictures of ingo when he’s nodding off at work
  • emmet with a snapchat!!!!!!
  • ingo manages the official gear station twitter where he tweets updates abt schedules and delays
  • and has a personal twitter but barely uses it (but will retweet emmet’s selfies sometimes)
  • but still has hella followers bc he’s a SUBWAY BOSS
  • sometimes lets emmet tweet for him
  • and emmet convinces him to do an “ask the subway bosses a question” day with him

resturhopes asked:

okay so today i thought it'd be nice to check some of your fic recs bUT I WAS SO WRONG BC RN IT'S 3AM AND I AM A SOBBING MESS BC OF THREE CHEERS FOR TYRANNY I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN (jk emotionally wrecking fics are the best tbh) BUT STILL

I’M SO SORRY THIS IS LATE I SUCK. AND YESSS YESSSS!! 3C4T MADE ME CRY AND I THINK *cascada voice* WHAT HUUUURTS THE MOOOOST WAS BEING SOOOOO CLOOOOOOSE. WELL IF YOU EVER NEED SOME GOOD HAPPY FICS TO RECOVER HERE ARE SOME

THREE CHEERS FOR TYRANNY

I am about to go to a photo shoot with one of our artists for like a pretty big magazine bc my boss is his manager and he is out of town and I am a little nervous ah!

threequartersup asked:

Okay so I do agree that Archimonde as the last boss is disappointing and it should have been Gul'dan (I kept telling everyone I was STOKED for Mythic Gul'dan this xpac because it would've been an incredible fight) Archimonde isn't new. He was a boss in BC. He's got about as much history as Gul'dan but Gul'dan definitely is far cooler.

yeah i thought gul’dan would have been an awesome last boss because we’ve been dealing with him all xpac and we ourselves never ‘dealt’ with him in our timeline so it would have been more fun to fight someone that we haven’t taken down yet. instead archimonde comes out of the portal, first time seeing him all xpac, and then just kills gul’dan in a single spell

it’s like k……………….. there goes all the hype for the entire xpac

i moved with my mom and im kinda pumped bc we moved under her boss and he told her hailey and alissa cant have friends over all the time, so they wont be here often which means i basically get my own room and im so stoked to decorate it

anonymous asked:

hello, I'll tell you about my crush- he works with my mom and I've met him a few times and he's flirted with me every time and he always makes jokes about me helping him at work and my mom said he told a girl he works with that he thinks I'm really cute, he has tattoos and he cosplays and he added me on facebook the other night and I might see him tomorrow idk he's really cute and I kinda want to make a move but I'm scared bc he's 5 years older than me and my mom is his boss so yeah haha

As long as you’re both over 18 I say go for it babe! He sounds great!!

lobster-senpai-deactivated20150 asked:

Lmao "i dont know how to argue against you with you so if you respond i'm going to imply that youre brainwashed by your boss (who wouldnt even benefit bc he doesnt own the store???)" Nice fucking tactics there you disgusting pile of human filfth.

lmfao your boss totally told you to send me this. 

anonymous asked:

So i started a new job and my boss is so hot😩 and it's so wrong bc he's probably 15 years older

Shitt don’t fuck your boss

my boss said i dont have to work bc he knows im fasting but i told him i dont mind bc i need the money,,,, i really really need the money i have 15p left in my bank account but my dad just stormed in and said hed give me how much i earn a week every time so ya lifes good !!! !11 11