Who was Claquesous? He was night. He waited until the sky was daubed with black, before he showed himself. At nightfall he emerged from the hole whither he returned before daylight. Where was this hole? No one knew. He only addressed his accomplices in the most absolute darkness, and with his back turned to them. Was his name Claquesous? Certainly not. If a candle was brought, he put on a mask. He was a ventriloquist. Babet said: “Claquesous is a nocturne for two voices.” Claquesous was vague, terrible, and a roamer. No one was sure whether he had a name, Claquesous being a sobriquet; none was sure that he had a voice, as his stomach spoke more frequently than his voice; no one was sure that he had a face, as he was never seen without his mask. He disappeared as though he had vanished into thin air; when he appeared, it was as though he sprang from the earth.
to that lucio main with a struggle: try to switch up his keys maybe? i mean, he still feels the exact same to me? also, what helps me is trying to play like dspstanky bc he's boss and i wanna git gud. (lucio's my main. i already have over 100 hours but i still feel like i'm not good enough.) or, just go to train with him again??
i feel like im a proxy in this discussion ^^ best of luck all of ya
•my best friend
•Sass Sass Sass™
•sleeps a lot
•wears black All The Time
•laughs at everything
•sends me conspiracy theories at 2am
•t a c o b e l l 2 4 / 7
•but she takes me with her every time so it’s cool
•doesn’t do the Emotion™
•can’t cook anything
•will beat you up
•THE GVOERNMENT IS FKAE!!!
•probably stoned 90% of the time
•too good at mortal kombat
•probably getting fired bc he told his boss to shut up by accident
•dared himself to eat tree bark
•threw up afterwards
•l o u d
•will beat you up if bored
•googled how to boil an egg
•thinks he is strong
•my blood is actually iced coffee
•anxious smol child
•eats pizza rolls religiously
•hair is practically every color of the rainbow
•too naive & trusting
•seriously though a l i e n s
•cat videos 24/7
•claims she isn’t
•but she is
•can hear colors
•gets Angered Easily
•can sometimes be a rude wrinkled no fun raisin
•only if she’s in a bad mood though
•cooks fish really well but can’t cook anything else
holy shit our program director just got fired for sexual misconduct/assault bc he hooked up with one of the girls on my program while on a weekend trip
her roommate on the trip wrote a reddit post about it and it ended up on r/all and got a HUGE response and then she took it down (after a bunch of people found it), but basically the post was saying she didn’t believe it was assault bc the girl originally said nothing happened and then said it was consensual and then said she went along with it but didn’t really want to, and honestly regardless i definitely think he should be fired bc he’s her boss and significantly older than she is and was drinking and dancing at a club w her very inappropriately, by definition any sexual activity would be nonconsensual bc he has power over her and her job and her ability to stay on the program like….
he also has a (pregnant) wife and a child and i feel sick he was like in my house the other day for a meeting and i feel so sick i hate men so fucking much
***don’t reblog this pls i don’t want another reddit situation
also before i get asks abt it i am not worried about marcus and chloe at all. and their scenes just… weirded me out. just bc he’s her boss!!! and that is so heavily showcased (“yes, sir. no, sir. right away, sir.”) that i feel their huge power imbalance even in that ~deep moment~ they had. i like marcus a bit better now, but i still do not trust him or his motives, and i think this is on purpose.
your co-worker probably said that bc he didn't want your boss to see you two birds talking (which looks like dating). haha. this happens with most of us, like when i talk with my "female" classmates about something not related to studies my buddies often say to me later, "Dude she was totally flirting with you, you moron".
hahahaha nah he said and i quote “it was so cringe and awkward to watch” so he obvz didn’t enjoy it and that’s fine but we were talking all day yesterday and my boss didn’t say a word, he probably only said the dating thing last week bc we were so over enthusiastic about the venue lol
Igore the crappy edit I made, but please hear me out.
I’m not sure if anyone will read this, hopefully some will
hell hopefully Jack will but I’m going to write it anyways because I think it
needs to be put out there.
Jack (Jacksepticeye, if not subscribing you really should!
<3) is one of the BEST youtubers, no wait.. PEOPLE out there who doesn’t get
enough credit as he should. (not that everyone isn’t amazing, I just wish he
was like the most talked bc he’s so BOSS). He is the sweetest, most honest
person I’ve ever known. I haven’t met him, I haven’t talked to him, but coming
from his videos and his words from heart? I can tell.
Can we talk about how much he cares for his viewers? He puts
so much emotion into when he’s thanking everyone, or just talking about
everyone in general. He puts so much love and value into his words. He puts so
much time into uploading, recording, replying and so on. He cares so damn much,
and that’s just something so rare, so amazing to see now a days. Someone
actually caring for his viewers, his friends. He always says how much we mean
to him, and I just really hope he knows he means as much to us.
This Irish dork has helped me more than my own friends/family
has ever had. We don’t have to talk about my problems, we don’t have to be “in
real life pals”, but just seeing how positive and happy he always is gives me
hope, that there still are good people in the world. His videos make me laugh
when I’m in tears, they make me laugh when I don’t think I would ever laugh
again, and they just make me so, so freaking happy. Also seeing him happy makes
me happy. I know he’s helped so so so many other people like me, and I’m
thankful for him for that cause he’s helped some of you guys cheer up too,
which is really good! You all deserve to be happy! I hope one day I can thank
him in person for not just saving me more times than I can count, but for
saving so many of you guys too.
I’m going to get really personal here, so if you don’t want
to “hear about my problems” please skip to the next paragraph. I’ve been going
through a hell of a rough time lately. I have really bad anxiety and
depression. One day I was having an anxiety attack, screaming at myself and
telling myself to end it all, cause I wasn’t worth it. I punched walls, I scratched
my arms, I threw up from all the tears and panic, but you know who helped it
all? Who helped me feel okay? After I felt enough to turn on my phone, I got on
Youtube and played any Jack video I could find. He made me forget about the
pain for a little while, he made me forget how shitty I was for even 12
minutes, and that’s enough for me. He made me laugh through the tears, he made
me smile, and he made me feel calm again. He made me feel like I had a friend
there helping me cheer up. Few weeks later and now whenever I’m really sad or
feeling down, all I have to do to forget is watch him. He makes me feel like a
normal person, and he makes me actually want to wake up every day and I know he
makes a lot of other people feel that way too. I will never forget the nights
he helped, and the ones that continue.
Also let’s not forget, his community is the BEST! I’m not even
freaking over exaggerating I’ve been in so many “community’s” and none of them
have ever been this kind and opening as this one. You all and Jack deserve a huge
pat on the back along with lots of cakes and cookies for being so freaking
fantastic. Even if we all can’t talk to Jack, we can all help each other.
So Thank You Jack,
For being the best dang person in the world. You deserve so
much freaking credit. It’s such a great, warm feeling to see someone care so
much for their viewers. It’s very rare these days which is really sad, but you
give me hope. You give me hope that it will be okay, that not everyone is bad,
and there are still happy people in the world. High five to you, and thank you
for everything you have ever and will continue to do for us. I hope one day I
can meet you in person, or even send you a personal message to thank you but
for now, this will have to do.
its kinda late and i wanna sleep but uh on the pc version of my blog there’s a who am i? tab and i filled it out with all of het van amstel’s details but it deleted so i’ll do it again soon. as a long story short reference for now: hes a mob boss by night, respectable brother by day hannah montana cliche act and he sometimes kills people. sometimes idk. he has an energy manipulation kinda power? so he can focus it to certain parts of his body - a sudden strong fist, better speed, bedroom perfomance
But so yeah thats the rough basics. he kinda stalks the back alleys bc hes a mob boss but a grungy one and rarely makes face to face contact with his underlings. god im so tired love u all
ceo!calum gives you everything you want.., you've got him wrapped around your finger and what you want now is a little baby hood running around and he'll do anything to give you one
omg yes he’d be sososo whipped for you like he’d cancel his meetings if you asked him to and he never took orders from anyone bc he was the boss of everyone but it was his mission to please you and with the baby like he’d buy more than enough things and would come home one day with bags full of baby clothes that he picked out and he’d be 100% attentive to you during your pregnancy like if you were craving peanut butter then he’d always have extra in his office and he would even send someone to bring you some at home and he’d just want the best for you omg ok bye
boss that made me hate something i previously liked: also grim matchstick
grossest boss: king dice (fuckibg camera vore)
cutest boss: hilda berg
boss who is mostly a tutorial boss and should not have given me as much trouble as it did but it did and i’m still not good at it and i would not have beaten it if they did not Not use a certain attack for an entire fight: ribby and croaks
gayest bosses: hilda, cagney, spectre, and maria are up there. king dice is trailing just behind SOLELY bcs he makes icky noises
boss who reminded me most of a stephen king novel: beppi the clown
boss who i absolutely slaughtered with charge shot: rumor honeybottoms
But CEO!Michael would wanna fuck his assistant (girlfriend) all the time in his office, the lounge room, and printer room. He'd make sure you were quite but when he orgasms he'd be loud as fuck.
omg yes he’d have a major thing for doing it in places where he could get caught, and he loved watching you squirm beneath him as he pleasured you and he’d have a hand over your mouth so you wouldn’t be loud, so as payback you’d blow him to the best of your ability and michael would lose all sense of self control and wouldn’t even care if the other people in the office heard him bc he was the boss and he wasn’t afraid to prove it
daddy!calum walking into his teenage daughter’s room to tell her dinner was ready, only to find her making out with the rebellious “bad boy” from her english class, and calum’s cheeks would turn bright red and he’d clear his throat loudly to make the two kids rush apart and teen girl hood would look so ashamed but also a bit angry and she’d jump off her bed and start yelling at calum for not knocking and how he disrespects her privacy and calum would get so mad at her and he’d be like “why is he even in here? how did he get in because i sure don’t remember him coming through the front door! i’m not gonna tell you that you can’t see this guy but i will ground you for sneaking him into your room!” and calum’s voice would be demanding and authoritative as he spoke and teen girl hood would try to protest like “daddy that’s not fair!” but calum would just give her a death glare and go “nor is it fair that you’re in here, sneaking around behind your mother and i’s backs! now come eat dinner!” and calum would be about to leave as he remembered the guy, so he’d quickly turn back with another very scary death glare at the guy and demand “and you, you are leaving. now!” making that big ‘tough’ guy cower, and calum would walk away with a satisfied smirk bc damn right he was the boss of the house and no one should ever doubt that