everyone points out how Wild it is that jason woke up from his like hoyt boss battle dissociation mindscape having killed like everyone in the building without remembering it and im like yeah ok… sure… but its not that interesting to me bc its obvious that like he would only remember the Boss Battle bit and just lose time afterward on fighting off all the dudes who arent important. no reason to remember that bit. what stands out to me though is that when jason comes to, his fucking missing finger is bandaged. at some point after killing hoyt and all his guard dudes in the building he went and found a first aid kit and wrapped up his goddamn finger stump . and then finally stopped dissociating and just accepted ‘oh ok my hand is fine now’ like did you fuckin.. go cauterize it at some point… when… with what… what was the order of things… i want to see more examples of jason losing time and i want to see a cutscene of jason bandaging his hand. there was no reason there couldnt have been a quick animation of him doing it while talking on the phone after the boss battle but instead he just woke up with it already bandaged. please. please i want to see jason b’s blackout first aid procedures


Fili is the older of the two, so [he] really is being groomed by Thorin to be the next-in-line, the warrior. – Richard Armitage


Who was Claquesous? He was night. He waited until the sky was daubed with black, before he showed himself. At nightfall he emerged from the hole whither he returned before daylight. Where was this hole? No one knew. He only addressed his accomplices in the most absolute darkness, and with his back turned to them. Was his name Claquesous? Certainly not. If a candle was brought, he put on a mask. He was a ventriloquist. Babet said: “Claquesous is a nocturne for two voices.” Claquesous was vague, terrible, and a roamer. No one was sure whether he had a name, Claquesous being a sobriquet; none was sure that he had a voice, as his stomach spoke more frequently than his voice; no one was sure that he had a face, as he was never seen without his mask. He disappeared as though he had vanished into thin air; when he appeared, it was as though he sprang from the earth.

anonymous asked:


Here’s the entire au i had planned out but never acted upon since you seem very happy about it :9

Lance (27 years old):

  • Single father
  • Pidge/Katie and Matt are his kids.
  • Nyma is the mother (ran away to be with Rolo. Lance’s feelings for her are complicated)
  • Works at a clothing store (“they call me the tailor” lmaOOOOOooo)
  • Loves Pidge and Matt w/ all his heart
  • Lives in a small apartment w/ them
  • Dropped out shortly after Keith bc of Pidge + Matt

Keith (28 years old):

  • Lance’s new boss/manager
  • Has some parental issues bc he was an orphan and is still rlly salty about his dad Thace leaving him
  • Buff cheeto puff bc he works off his feelios at the gym
  • Classmates with Lance up until college before he dropped out
  • Has a bit of temper in him

Pidge/Katie (6-7) & Matt (8-9):

  • Cute and smol
  • Loves their papa very much
  • Both are intelligent fucking kids Lance is so proud of
  • Pidge doesn’t forgive her mother while Matt just misses her
  • Pidge is Iffy about Keith. Lance complains about him when he comes home from work so Pidge lowkey hates him a bit. Matt thinks his hair looks cool.
  • Pidge has a toy robot named Rover
  • Loves when auntie Shay and uncle Hunk come over

Shay + Hunk (26 + 28):

  • Watch after Pidge & Matt when Lance is working
  • Highschool sweethearts
  • Shay can’t have kids of her own and can’t adopt atm so Pidge & Matt are the next best thing
  • Hunk works as an engineer
  • Hunk is Lance’s childhood bestie
  • Presents for pIDGE and MATT!!!!

Allura + Shiro (29 + 31):

  • Met in college and are currently engaged after dating for a long ass time
  • Shiro is childhood friends with Keith/Keith’s older brother figure
  • Allura and Shiro run a gym together (the gym keith goes to lmao)
  • Allura is buff and Shiro is buff and I’m really gay.
Going out in public
  • me:do i wanna look rlly great but get sexually harassed today
  • me:or do i wanna chill, and be slightly less harassed
  • me:the struggle is real. *purposely leaves house as pissed-off-trash-hobo bc it's less effort*

can we not talk about jihoon like he’s this aggressive and entirely bitter person? i’m tired of it. yes, he’s salty sometimes, but some people make him out to be this evil person who hates everyone and i don’t understand why.

he doesn’t take shit, but he clearly likes the members. he does care about them. he’s not rude or violent.

when i made this post a few days ago, i very briefly mentioned that people should stop making the guitar memes. those are tiring. we’ve had enough, let’s not turn into the bts fandom with ‘no jams’ please. and one woozi stan wrote in the tags of that something along the lines of ‘i will NOT stop making the memes about him chasing people with guitars bc i appreciate boss ass memes and he’s a violent person and it’s hilarious’.

……..no he’s not???

he has manners. he’s a nice person. and i hope to god that if he were a generally ‘violent person’ he wouldn’t have this many stans. if he were really a jerk like that, i hope he’d be called out for it and people wouldn’t find it hilarious. because when people are jerks, it isn’t hilarious or worth stanning them for. but if this misconception a lot of fans seem to have about him is what you like about him, that worries me.


Veep AU - The Devil Wears Prada: Amy Brookheimer is hired as the second assistant to the powerful and sophisticated Selina Meyer, the ruthless executive of the Runway fashion magazine. Amy sees the job as a placeholder before she can pursue journalism. While the first assistant, Dan Egan, is condescending towards her, Amy adapts with the help of art director Mike McLintock. Amy gradually changes her attitude and behavior, disrupting her private life and relationship with her boyfriend, Ed. Amy learns that it was her own choices, and no one else’s, that brought her misfortune.

NCT as your Officemates (hyungline)
  • Taeil:finishes his assigned work in time or earlier. your boss loves him because his mental capacity is A++++. gets promoted every month
  • Hansol:the quiet officemate. he does his work efficiently, but is not promoted yet...
  • Johnny:mr. congeniality. maintained his position in the office for almost ten years. didn't get promoted yet. looks forward to his debut erhm i mean promotion
  • Taeyong:sprays febreze everywhere. has hand sanitizers on his desk. asks if you washed your hands when you hand him papers. also the boss's favorite bc he can do almost anything
  • Yuta:someone you want to avoid. you don't want to be the subject of his comments bc he roasts others on a daily basis. he's been to almost everywhere. name a place, he's been there. spends his vacations on mountains
  • Kun:also someone you wanted to avoid, but you were too late. you never knew how he managed to get receipts on you, no matter how careful you were
  • Doyoung:very talkative. very loud. always talks but only Jaehyun listens to him. his opinions clash with Taeyong's. always bickering with Ten
  • Ten:also very loud. extra af. floods your inbox with emails, and most of them are his selfies. easily scared. screams when frightened. hates spiders
  • Jaehyun:that officemate whom you got a crush on. a HUGE crush on. has a super handsome face and a super hot body(you can tell even if he's wearing a dress shirt). makes adult jokes. always munches on chips
  • Winwin:your new officemate who is the center of everyone's attention, even though he does basically nothing. he is capable of doing the work that's assigned to him, yet someone always offers to help him(or rather, do all the work for him bc y'all are under his whoop whoop spell or smth). he knows his charms, and probably uses it to his advantage

wondys-gone-deactivated20160112  asked:

anna imagine steve giving an order or st and tony being like "yes boss xoxo" /wink and steve all flustered bc he never imagined tony would be like that and then they make out etc PLS WRITE A DRABBLE OR more headcanon PLS

The thing about Tony, Steve thinks, is that he makes it his personal mission to make sure no one understands him. When Steve first met him, he thought it obnoxious and annoying, an obvious symptom of growing up rich and smarter than everyone and knowing it. But now Steve wonders if that’s not really the truth of it at all. Tony’s many masks that he wears, switching between them as deftly as he can twist the head of a screwdriver, are a sort of armour, too, and Steve wonders if the real reason Tony makes getting close to him so difficult is because he is so constantly, terribly afraid

And Steve gets that, he does.

He gets that Tony hates the idea of losing people, of having something torn from his hand, from his heart, like his mother was when he was young. He gets that Tony creates such a cocoon around himself because he doesn’t trust anyone to handle him with care. 

But something’s changed within Tony, since New York, since the fall of SHIELD. Steve doesn’t know quite what it is, but something in him is freer

And so when Tony starts openly flirting with him in a way that seems completely honest rather than deflective, Steve is rendered speechless.

“I’m not your boss,” he says, flustered. 

Tony raises a coy eyebrow. “Whatever you say, boss,” he drawls, and Steve’s face gets hot again.

“I thought you hated taking orders.”

Tony’s grin falters for a moment. “That’s because no one who’s job it is to give them is ever competent enough to do it.” Steve wonders how much of that is a statement about others, and how much Tony’s way of insulting himself. For all that Tony actually is a great team leader, he is that last person who would acknowledge it.

“So I’m competent enough, you’re saying?”

“Of course. You’re Captain America.”

“Not all of the time,” Steve points out softly. “I’m mostly just Steve.”

“Steve,” Tony looks at him then, eyes surprisingly gentle. “You’re the last person on Earth I’d call ‘just’ anything.”

*quietly wonders if there was ever a time Konohamaru had to watch over baby boruto*

*also wonders if he panics while watching said baby and ends up calling Hanabi bc he didn’t want to ruin Boss man and Hinata’s night b/c Boruto refused to sleep without his parents*

*also wonders what if Hinata & Naruto comes home to find an exhausted Hanabi and Konohamaru passed out on the couch with a sleeping Boruto, and chuckles at the adorable sight*

you and tattoo artist!boyfriend!calum laying on your bed in the middle of the night super close to you, calum not being able to sleep bc he is super stressed bc he needs to think of a new design for his boss and as you are dozing off, he starts drawing teeny tiny shapes on your back with his fingers and as you’re chest about to fall asleep you feel calum get up out of your bed and walk over to the shelf where his paints are on, he kneels on the bed and whisper’s “baby can you lay on your stomach, i have an idea” although it was 3am, when calum’s artistic inspiration strikes you have to let it go. you rolled into your stomach and calum kissed your head and said “thank you.”
mixing together his paints, calum lifted up the back of your shirt, drawing the first line of paint onto your back causing you to shiver a little. he continued painting til the sun went up, only falling asleep after his masterpiece was finished.
you woke up to a freshly painted back, and a painted up calum fast asleep next to you on your bed. you kissed his forehead letting your little artist sleep, heading to the mirror to check out the beautiful masterpiece calum created overnight.

requested by: @abby-blamo

Igore the crappy edit I made, but please hear me out.

I’m not sure if anyone will read this, hopefully some will hell hopefully Jack will but I’m going to write it anyways because I think it needs to be put out there.

Jack (Jacksepticeye, if not subscribing you really should! <3) is one of the BEST youtubers, no wait.. PEOPLE out there who doesn’t get enough credit as he should. (not that everyone isn’t amazing, I just wish he was like the most talked bc he’s so BOSS). He is the sweetest, most honest person I’ve ever known. I haven’t met him, I haven’t talked to him, but coming from his videos and his words from heart? I can tell.

Can we talk about how much he cares for his viewers? He puts so much emotion into when he’s thanking everyone, or just talking about everyone in general. He puts so much love and value into his words. He puts so much time into uploading, recording, replying and so on. He cares so damn much, and that’s just something so rare, so amazing to see now a days. Someone actually caring for his viewers, his friends. He always says how much we mean to him, and I just really hope he knows he means as much to us.

This Irish dork has helped me more than my own friends/family has ever had. We don’t have to talk about my problems, we don’t have to be “in real life pals”, but just seeing how positive and happy he always is gives me hope, that there still are good people in the world. His videos make me laugh when I’m in tears, they make me laugh when I don’t think I would ever laugh again, and they just make me so, so freaking happy. Also seeing him happy makes me happy. I know he’s helped so so so many other people like me, and I’m thankful for him for that cause he’s helped some of you guys cheer up too, which is really good! You all deserve to be happy! I hope one day I can thank him in person for not just saving me more times than I can count, but for saving so many of you guys too.

I’m going to get really personal here, so if you don’t want to “hear about my problems” please skip to the next paragraph. I’ve been going through a hell of a rough time lately. I have really bad anxiety and depression. One day I was having an anxiety attack, screaming at myself and telling myself to end it all, cause I wasn’t worth it. I punched walls, I scratched my arms, I threw up from all the tears and panic, but you know who helped it all? Who helped me feel okay? After I felt enough to turn on my phone, I got on Youtube and played any Jack video I could find. He made me forget about the pain for a little while, he made me forget how shitty I was for even 12 minutes, and that’s enough for me. He made me laugh through the tears, he made me smile, and he made me feel calm again. He made me feel like I had a friend there helping me cheer up. Few weeks later and now whenever I’m really sad or feeling down, all I have to do to forget is watch him. He makes me feel like a normal person, and he makes me actually want to wake up every day and I know he makes a lot of other people feel that way too. I will never forget the nights he helped, and the ones that continue.

Also let’s not forget, his community is the BEST! I’m not even freaking over exaggerating I’ve been in so many “community’s” and none of them have ever been this kind and opening as this one. You all and Jack deserve a huge pat on the back along with lots of cakes and cookies for being so freaking fantastic. Even if we all can’t talk to Jack, we can all help each other.

So Thank You Jack,

For being the best dang person in the world. You deserve so much freaking credit. It’s such a great, warm feeling to see someone care so much for their viewers. It’s very rare these days which is really sad, but you give me hope. You give me hope that it will be okay, that not everyone is bad, and there are still happy people in the world. High five to you, and thank you for everything you have ever and will continue to do for us. I hope one day I can meet you in person, or even send you a personal message to thank you but for now, this will have to do.

From me (Allie), and my bag of Halloween candy.

I was watching Sekamuzu by myself in the living room and then my brother comes home and goes “oh my God, you and your Japanese shows” so I’m like whatever ok but then this lil shit sits down and actually watches with me and he’s like laughing and screaming and shit and I was like “wtf I thought you don’t like this shit” and he just glares at me???? So then, when the episode is over he goes “HOLY SHIT SO DO THEY BECOME A COUPLE?? IS SHE GONNA TURN HIM DOWN BC HE’S HER BOSS??? CLICK ON NEXT EP” and I was like “bruh u gon hafta wait till next week” and he just starts yelling and accusing me for making him like a drama he wasn’t prepared to like.

My brother is a 32 year old father with a son.