bc this is hella cute

when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become beautiful when they stopped wearing glasses. something obviously went wrong with you” and that was??? so incredibly rude i wanted to cry but i just stood there not knowing what to say bc i honestly thought we were friends

but the girl sitting in front of him (who was also his crush, mind u) hears him and turns around with the most disgusted expression on her face, and calls him out on it like “omg i cant believe you said that have you even seen yourself in a mirror you have no right to tell her shit” and then she turns to me and says “dont listen to him, you look gorgeous with or without glasses” and she probably already forgot about that but i always remember it whenever i feel self-conscious about myself

so the moral of the story is: if u see someone being a jerk to someone else, dont laugh along and call them out on it. stick together and bring all the fuckboys down

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hey @eightmonkeys , y’know that au where laurens lives??? i can totally dig that :^^)))

The system feeling when:
  • Glaring at headmate A for something headmate B did
  • Constant. Dick jokes. It never ends
  • “That’s what she said” over and over. No escape
  • Being shamed by everyone for triggering them and yourself
  • So many things you’ll never get to live down, because they’ll remember it forever, and you’re certain of that
  • “I actually kinda like this person” well majority rules hahaha
  • Taking up a democratic approach is nigh impossible because one or two people are almost always sleeping
  • Walking into a headspace that’s on fire. “This is fine.”
  • Never remembering anything. There’s so many of you but no one remembers. How the fu-
  • Not cursing because there are littles around
  • Littles being the bossiest of the whole group
  • Loving eachother dearly despite all these “bad” things

GATEKEEPERS DON’T TOUCH OR I’LL VORE YOU

anonymous asked:

Hi, so I kind of had a weird request, it's different than the usual, I want the rfa reacting to MC and Saeyoung dating and being clingy, pda and stuff, like continuing from 707s after ending, and if it's not much trouble, rfa reacting to jumin and mc dating and also pda etc etc, if you decide to do it thank you in advance, if not, I understand, it might get quite long, nontheless thank you!!

IMMA DO ALL OF EM 
what i kinda planned is under each member the headcanons will be how the other members react to them and MC ((idk if that makes sense but let’s see if this works out~~)) 

Yoosung: 

✮ everyone thinks y’all are goddamn adorable
✮ because yoosung is such a virgin 
✮ so you gotta be innocent as well to protect him
✮ jaehee is lowkey jealous bc your relationship is just so cute 
✮ but she’s hella supportive and Mom Mode is on because ‘omg look at her two children go’
✮ zen often gives relationship advice to yoosung 
✮ tries to be genuine but he complains about being single so much more
✮ jumin probably couldn’t care less 
✮ but when you both send photos of the other (or both of you) with your cat Lisa he’s like ‘!!! CAT’ 
✮ says it’s cute (you both just take the compliment, knowing very well he’s only talking about lisa)
✮ seven pranks yoosung even more but now he does it involving you
✮ as in, saying things like
✮ ‘YOOSUNG, MC JUST CALLED ME FROM THE HOSPITAL?!?!?!’
✮ and yoosung fuckin fREAKS out
✮ he’s crying and shaking and he’s about to Zoom to the hospital
✮ until you call seven out on his shit (yoosung cried a little more while clinging on to you)
✮ yoosung will dubiously mistrust seven forever  

Jaehee: 

✎ she is hardly the one to do pda and be cutesy and stuff so it’s totally up to you 
✎ you like to send photos and selfies of you two working at the cafe 
✎ and when she’s completely engrossed in one of zen’s things 
✎ zen is highkey jealous upset. he just wants all the attentions and now the only two females in the RFA clearly aren’t romantically interested in him anymore
✎ jumin was kinda surprised by the whole ‘coming out’ bit when you announced y’all were in a romantic relationship 
✎ but he put away his salt about jaehee quitting and is probably the most supportive of the relationship (bc he says that jaehee is super responsible and that you’re patient and just all around great) 
yoosung probably gets turned on by it 
✎ you know he’s That Guy 
✎ but other than that he doesn’t really say a lot about it 
✎ he also complains about being single a lot more 
✎ seven makes fanart and writes fanart 140% 

Zen:

✿ you think he’s a narcissist now?
BOI
✿ ALL THE SELFIES. ALL OF THEM. SPAMS THE DAMN CHAT. 16+ PHOTOS A DAY
✿ also says stuff like ‘we’re the perfect couple. there is no couple cuter than us. we should be you #goals’ 
✿ yoosung is jealous af 
so is jaehee 
JAEHEE WRITES FANFICTION
✿ she actually probably has a joint ao3/tumblr/wattpad with seven
✿ jumin is Salt
✿ but he brings up the point of if zen has enough time for you between all his acting and singing and all that other stuff
✿ and zen sends back a candid photo of you talking to his director
✿ is like ‘HA’
✿ seven likes to make sex jokes all the damn time 
✿ definitely makes jokes about The Beast 

Jumin: 

₩ it would probably be really cute 
₩ but when he tries to send photos of you/you with elizabeth/him and you/all 3
₩ they’re always B L U R R Y 
₩ so you teach The Jumin Han how to take a selfie 
₩ zen is probably uncomfortable and also very salty 
₩ jaehee appreciates the relationship because jumin is always in a better mood and you can convince him to give her breaks and paid vacation 
₩ so she lowkey loves y’all 
₩ yoosung could probably give less than a shit 
₩ he’s just playing LOLOL alone 
₩ but he kinda likes it because you can get Jumin to ease up on jumin’s LOLOL bashing
₩ seven also makes sex jokes 
₩ ‘have you ever made MC wear cat ears?’
₩ “Great idea Saeyoung”
₩ everyone is !!!!!!
₩ you try not to kill him 

Seven/Saeyoung: 

⌨  he doesn’t like photos of him bc y’know 
⌨  privacy 
⌨  so you try to take selfies with him without him realising 
⌨  so the result is blurry photos with your face in the bottom corner laughing and saeyoung in the close background falling off his chair because he tried to chase you 
⌨  everyone lowkey loves the relationship because you two are always really happy together 
⌨  zen of course is salty because ‘he never leaves the house but gets a girlfriend?!’ 
⌨  seven likes teasing everyone about his Catch
⌨  so he’ll send random photos of you. always 
⌨  ‘look how cute MC is awwwww’ 
⌨  everyone, but especially Jaehee, really like and appreciate how you support each other’s emotions 
⌨  once made you dress up as a cat (like with the ears, maybe a tail with a questionable explanation of how it’s staying there)
⌨  took a picture you thought was ~private~
⌨  but he POSTED IT ON THE CHAT
⌨  WITH THE CAPTION
⌨  ‘jumin you were right~~ i am a cat abuser ;;;)))‘
⌨  you scream and spam the chat trying to make sure no one sees it 


okay so once i finished this i realised it was kind of only pda through the chat?? if you want another set where it’s more in person?? then definitely feel free to send in another request! 

But I hope you liked this ♡

♡ PLEASE SEND IN REQUESTS ♡

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This is how I improved my night last night-by being gay and making lockscreens. The second one is made for home screen on iphone hence the black stripe at the bottom where the picture is covered up. @thedaveofguy and I sure do love cosplaying those gays,,,,

(( On August 5th, 2016, I posted the introduction post for this blog! Ahhh I can’t believe it’s already been half a year, so much has happened (except.. plot… which I just finished kicking off. RIP.) and I don’t really know what to say except thank you! Thank you all for sticking with me this long! Here’s to 6 more months of your local Buff Lizard Girlfriend and Hissboy. <3 ))

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there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet // panic! at the disco

EXO: dating Chanyeol would include

• probs tripped over you as you were too short for his eye sight
• will bust a tear if he sees you’re hurt, and keeps apologizing though he’s done no harm
• so he’s like ok she’s alright and I didn’t kill her…wait what the heck I’ve never seen anyone this pretty what-
• cue Chan stuttering over his words as he tries to get your number or convince you to see him again
• ofc you can’t refuse, you can already tell he’s such a sweetheart
• you’re always in awe of how sexy his voice sounds over the phone
• sometimes just pausing and letting him talk about whatever this dork talks about
• probably complaining about baekhyun tbh
• speaking of the other guys
• oml they’d love you to death!!! Esp baekhyun and suho bc you make this man so happy and he deserves the world for always working hard
• ok so kyungsoo might be a lil hesitant to like you at first
• or that’s what you assume. He’s actually very impressed that chanyeol picked someone as smart and lovely as you and he’ll warm up to you soon, don’t worry
• staring at him as he gets lost in the music while playing the guitar
• convinces you to sing as he strums along
• always making fun of your height (no matter if you’re the same height or taller than him smh)
• piggyback rides
• laying your head on his tummy while watching movies
• and he’d play with your hair, unaware of how good it feels when he moves his slender fingers and always making you fall asleep
• crying together while watching goblin (esp when his song comes on omfg)
• wrapping his long legs around you at night and having his head buried in your neck
• randomly picking up your hand and playing with your fingers to get your attention
• teaming with Kai and pranking him
• getting you back by taking pictures of you in your sleep
• but that’s not even payback bc you look hella cute and yeah he’s gonna save that in an album on his phone shh
• almost getting kicked out of amusement parks bc he won’t stop playing until he wins you that stuffed toy
• baekhyun third wheeling with yall bc he’s a loser and he’s all alone
• sometimes having to shove him off chanyeol so you could cuddle him instead
• becomes best friends with your parents and often calls your mom just to check in
• cooks for you when you’re sick
• cuddles you when you’re sick (puts on a mask so he doesn’t get sick too lmao)
• makes out with you wherever he feels like it
• and his lips will be stuck to yours until he’s decided to wait until you get home
• will have you sitting on top of him so you’d both be more comfortable, and makeouts never turn into anything more unless you want to wink wink
• gives you back massages and rubs your feet when you’re tired
• sending you pictures of his outfits everyday when he’s gone and you hyping him up bc he always looks good wtf
• stealing his hats and shirts
• won’t even bother taking them back
• hilarious inside jokes
• spoils you with candy and sweets
• teaching you to play the guitar and leaning in to kiss your neck every now and then
• covering your cheek with ice cream then licking it wf
• taking his glasses off and leaning in for a kiss
• being proud af when the other achieves something
• hugs are so warm and he’d hold you forever in his arms if he could
• having the most caring, soft, thoughtful boyfriend ever so pls don’t let him go 🌹 

Originally posted by lullabyun

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the 100 ship aesthetics ➳ Sea Mechanic

you are of the stars, 

and I of the sea; 

we are made of beauty, 

we are a force to behold, 

and the depths of our love 

remains vast and unknown. -h.m.r.

I officially super love this anime and i’ve become ship trash for it and already claimed a son and husband what is my life

Exo reaction to their S/O having a child from another relationship

REQUEST: your reactions are so good!! can you do exo reacting to their s/o having a child from another relationship? Xox 

 Xiumin: He’d try his best to be a good influence on your child and would spoil her and you like crazy, taking you both out to carnivals and giving you nonstop kisses and hugs.

Originally posted by mochibaeks

Luhan: He’d take care of your child as if he was his own. He’d play soccer with him in the backyard and you’d probably get jealous from him spending more time with your son than you.

Originally posted by ludork

Kris: He’d cherish your little girl. He’d have tea parties with her all the time and would only refer to her as his little princess. He’d take great care of the both of you and would never let go.

*stop this is too cute*

Originally posted by holymotherlandkorea

Suho: He’d be worried that he wouldn’t make a good impression, but once your son and him bonded, they would be inseparable. Suho would always come over and watch movies with you and your son and would always have a present for him when he went over.

Originally posted by holymotherlandkorea

Lay: He’d smother your little girl in hugs and kisses. He’d dance with her all the time, and would make you join them, no matter how silly you all look.

Originally posted by laygion

Baekhyun: He’d try to teach your son video games, but would make sure they were appropriate for his age. He’d always bring his favorite take out and would spend all day with him when you needed to rest.

Originally posted by tsar-lollipops

Chen: He’d take you two out for ice cream all the time. He’d carry your son on his shoulders and would always be with you when you tuck him into bed at night, singing him to sleep.

Originally posted by meadowgal

Chanyeol: He’d get used to your daughter holding onto one of his legs when he walks around the house. He’d eventually pick her up and twirl her around, or would tickle her just to hear her adorable laugh.

*okay this isn’t a little girl, but it’s still a cute little child and i couldn’t not post this gif bc hella cute*

Originally posted by starricks-moustache

Kyungsoo: He’d be nervous at first, but once he and your son finally met, he’d be constantly spending time with him. He’d always cook for the two of you, making sure to make your son’s favorite dishes.

Originally posted by nicelyjaythan

Kai: He’d be ecstatic about meeting your son. After a while, he’d bring his dogs over and would love playing with him and bonding over the dogs.

Originally posted by iamlatinaandilovekpop

Tao: He’d spoil your daughter. He would constantly buy her clothes and shoes and candy. He’d make sure that you and her felt special everyday.

Originally posted by taonsil

Sehun: He’d be shy around your daughter at first, but when she eventually runs to him as soon as he enters the house, he’d pick her up and wouldn’t put her down. He’d constantly hug her and sneak her some dessert every now and then.

Originally posted by whenxoxosmilesunshines


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