bc they're my faves

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the evolution of hongki’s reaction to what is obviously ftisland’s “favorite” single /s

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I saw people calling Charlotte shallow and greedy so naturally I had to draw her getting married to someone she loves and is gonna treat her right (◡‿◡✿)

random the golden girls sentence starters!

❝ Nobody ever believes me when I’m telling the truth. I guess that’s the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman! ❞
❝ Eat dirt and die, trash. ❞
❝ Excuse me, have I given you any indication at all that I care? ❞
❝ Oh, [Name], you’re not a terrible person. You’re just horny all the time. ❞ 
❝ We were enjoying a glass of punch out on the veranda when a beam of moonlight hit my cleavage. Suddenly, the band began to play. It was at that moment I realized my bosoms had the power to make music. ❞
❝ Jealousy is a very ugly thing, and so are you in anything backless. ❞
❝ You vindictive little sea monkey! ❞
❝ We’re collecting lingerie… for needy sexy people. ❞
❝ I hate to admit it but they melt my Haagen-Dazs. ❞
❝ I could vomit just looking at you. ❞
❝ Not all of my dreams are sexual! Sometimes I dream about food. ❞
❝ I feel like crawling under the covers and eating Velveeta right out of the box. ❞
❝ Condoms, [Name]! Condoms, condoms, condoms! ❞
❝ I’m upset because I was not the center of attention and no one said I was the prettiest. ❞
❝ [Name], I could get herpes listening to this story. ❞
❝ I’m single, I’m free on Saturday night, and I can arch my back until my head touches my heels. ❞
❝ When I was a child, I used to get overexcited and pet the cat too hard. ❞
❝ I’m going over there to kill them. I’ll be back in time for Wheel of Fortune. ❞
❝ Not everyone is classified by the Navy as a friendly port. ❞
❝ Let’s rent an adult video, drink mimosas and french-kiss the pillows! ❞
❝ You’re not getting into this bed! Sleep on the floor like any other dog. ❞
❝ Must you always be so cheerful, you empty-headed Mary Poppins knock-off? ❞
❝ I look like a widow in mourning? Perfect, they’ll know I’m available! ❞
❝ Where am I going? To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car. ❞
❝ Like I’m the only person who ever mixed a margarita in a sailor’s mouth. ❞ 
❝ All I do is listen to your sexual problems. What about my sexual problems? I don’t get any. ❞
❝ Let me spell it out for you: Go to Hell. ❞
❝ Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good? ❞
❝ Go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains. ❞ 
❝ It’s like life is a giant weenie roast and I’m the biggest weenie! ❞
❝ If this sauce was a person, I’d get naked and make love to it. ❞
❝ Better late than… pregnant!❞
❝ I always take a deep breath before I greet a man. It thrusts my breasts forward. ❞
❝ May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta! ❞
❝ Here we are in the middle of a crisis and there’s no cheesecake. ❞
❝ Am I forgetting something? Oh no, I never wear underwear. ❞
❝ My mistake, I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.❞
❝ You know what’s a shame? When you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size. ❞

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30 DAYS OF KBRITCHIE » day 5 | favourite aerial ethereal relationships

“I like your sister,” I tell him first. “She’s sweet.” He’s taken aback, like no one has ever called Katya sweet before. “She’s still figuring things out,” he says.“I get it,” I breathe. She’s trying to find herself.

Timo licks his bottom lip and laughs. “You want me to be single, John?” This took a turn. I stare between them, my eyes pinging back and forth with intrigue. John puts the beer to his lips. “I’m out of your league, Timo.”  “If you say so.“

Luka’s gaze lands on Nikolai, and that regret floods his features again. “Don’t break up with him because of me, okay?” The panic in his tone actually freezes my muscles. I swallow a rock. “I won’t,” I assure him. He nods a couple times, trying to believe me.

they look like bad boys

but they’re actually like this most of the time

ok idk why but i didn’t expect it to get much attention at all except maybe like 2 or 3 stans telling me why im evil for criticising a show and,, wow that’s like half my follower count

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endless list of favorite movies 10/???

Fantstic Mr. Fox (Dir. Wes Anderson - 2009)
“You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, I- I don’t have one, but I modified this tube sock.”
“We look good.”
“Yeah, we do.”

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FitzSimmons Season 1 iPhone Wallpapers
                requested by anonymous

click on the images for HQ. more & alt. colors under the cut! please like/reblog if using. enjoy!

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