bc percy

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i finished the first book of pjo the other day.. it was good. better than i expected

in light of recent events involving the Josten Sass™ and its similarities to that of another fan-favourite brown-haired anti-authoritarian protag with an attitude problem, I give you:

the foxhole court, narrated by percy jackson.

  1. “I Am Offered A Foxy Deal”
  2. “I Meet The Worst Kind Of Twin Pun”
  3. “I Get Dragged Into Some Gay Shit”
  4. “My Troubled Past Comes Back To Haunt My Ass” 
  5. “I Strip, But Not In A Fun Way”
  6. “Coach Gets The Gang Together”
  7. “I Have The Worst Night Out, Ever”
  8. “I Get Dragged Into Some Gay Shit, Pt. 2″
  9. “I Become Kevin’s Super Secret Project”
  10. “I Go See A Doctor For The First Time”
  11. “We Kick Serious Jackal Butt, Sort Of”
  12. “I Don’t Want To Be On This Show”
  13. “I Want To Be On This Show”
  14. “We Get A Killer Phone Call”

Shipping Nico with girls is homophobic. There’s nothing more to it. It’s homophobic. The end.

percy weasley and oliver wood were in the same year and house at hogwarts, i don’t know why it’s taken me so long to realise this but

  • oh god they would be so annoying to live with
  • both total perfectionists but about different things
  • percy getting annoyed at oliver for revising his quidditch strategy when they had a test tomorrow
  • percy acting smug because he’s head boy, oliver firmly believing that being quidditch captain is much more important
  • oliver happily aiding the twins in their pranks to get his own back at percy for not appreciating how important it is that he wins the cup
  • their dorm mates getting totally fed up of the two of them stressing tirelessly
  • ‘oh my god we have an exam in three weeks i need to revise’ ‘oh my god i have a quidditch match soon and the team is not practicing hard enough’ 

honestly, im surprised that none of the other gryffindor boys smothered them in their sleep

I have a request! Could you just make whichever faces you want with piper jason and leo for the face thing :) thank u

The Lost Hero trio!!
all trying so hard not to laugh and failing!
These kids spent 6 months together, being their own kind of troublemakers <3

Thanks anon for the request, sorry it took me so long

Y'all, Hazel and Nico are not actually 70+ years old….

Frank: Tonight, I’m gonna make her a nice dinner, then I’m gonna put the ring in her champagne glass.

Percy: You might as well put it in her cham-lame glass.

Frank: Okay, Mr. Know-It-All, what would you do?

Percy: Okay, first you gotta get, like, 50 candles, right?

Frank: Mm-hmm?

Percy: You spread ‘em all over the room with some rose petals….

Frank: That’s right, because the roses are beautiful, and they make the room smell amazing.

Percy: Like a meadow in springtime.

Frank: Mmm.

[Hazel comes in]

Hazel: What are you guys talking about?

Frank: Nothing! Guy talk.

Percy: Yeah.