bc it completely captures the stark ambition that Lauren exudes

[Note: *Insert general “We All Have Opinions” disclaimer here.//For more information as to how these decisions came about, see The Totally Unofficial Fifth Harmony Sorting Poll]

Fifth Harmony Hogwarts House Sorting: Lauren Jauregui, Slytherin

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means 
To achieve their ends.

It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not.
-André Gide

Lauren’s eyes still occasionally flash with the fire of a starving tiger and then she still tries to giggle and shrug it off like she’s the least ambitious Catholic school girl ever because she’s smart enough to know now is not the time to unleash the beast. (x)