bc i told u about this

So at least on my dash, nobody ever drags the xxTPs, so I'mma do it really fast bc y'all really piss me off from time to time.

Like would it kill you to NOT critique rules from time to time trying to find all the damn loopholes? Like pls can u not. LIKE SURPRISINGLY JUST BC SOMETHING DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO YOU DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT SENSIBLE IN THE LONG RUN?? Like is it so hard to realize that if you take into account EVERY SINGLE tiny ass thing you guys pick out, nothing would ever get done???

Rules, laws, procedures, etc, they’re there to make things easier. And like?? Honestly fuck you, ExTPs? Stop blatantly doing the loophole thing that the rules don’t cover just because you can. Y'all are so damn full of acting like a dick while not coming up with PROPER SOLUTIONS. And you, IxTPs? Just stop. You may not outwardly defy the untold laws, but you still don’t come up with solutions like the shut in you are.

Keep to your own crap and leave laws alone.

Look what my bald ass bio teacher sent me when I told him I can’t do the trip bc of my chronic illness. Whakarongo mai Dave.. My PUSSY fukt

Think about my decision. Uh yeah “hey uterus, colon, Did u think about not excruciatingly cramping up every time I physically exert myself?” Tawhenui… My MAIN man.. I fucking would love to see some native endangered birds but… My PUSSY… She’s FUKT

he doesn’t even know whats wrong with me like he said “exercise can help” and i could literally have any chronic illness in the world and ur gonna just say that…  like in my email i basically just said “i cant come because a chronic illness i have is flaring up at the moment. i’ll have a medical certificate for you on Friday” and he interpreted that as like, dave give me some health advice on.. something… guess what it is..

Dave is also the guy who got pissed off and directed us to the emergency exit stairwell when I told him my friend was gonna pass out

I rmr in elementary school I thought I had a crush on someone bc like that’s what kids do ?? and then I had a moment of panic and felt rly guilty bc I was like “what if having a crush is haram???” so I asked my mom if liking someone was haram and she told me “pyaar hai na? pyaar kabhi b haram nahi hota hai” (basically love is never haram)

and so now when I think about all of the ways that people are made to feel ashamed of who they love, I think of that moment. love? love can never be haram.

someone just came up to me on deviantART and started whining about sunstone looking like papyrus

i told her to read the journal about it

she started complaining about me being unoriginal
(despite her gems being mostly literal steven universe recolours, and despite the fact my journal clearly states the resemblance is very much intentional)

i told her that the fact she’s bothered so badly by this ain’t my problem

she edited her previous rant to ‘nvm you’re not worth it’ and then blocked me

she has a ‘i’m not easily offended’ stamp on her profile

i just wanted to share this hilarious story with u all bc

Some 2005 p&p things that make me die:

- lizzie roasting darcy everytime they meet
- THE HAND TOUCH
- the whole room ceasing to exist when they dance
- “i love you… most ardently.”
- the whole rain scene and darcy’s EYES and how bad they wanna kiss omdmfmf
- the letter
- “i’m very fond of walking.”
“yes! yes, i know.”
-“my brother has told me so mUCH ABOUT YOU.”
- the one time darcy smiles and it’s sunshine
- when elizabeth is crying bc her sister ran off with a creep and darcy doesnt know what to do and u can tell he want to comfort her so bad tf
- darcy pining and being so awkward and not knowing what to do with his hands ever
- “you must know, SURELY YOU MUST KNOW, it was all for you.”
- YOUR HANDS ARE COLD
- everything else

can i just say it’s so telling that they show a het couple who have been together for one episode as half-naked and in bed so you absolutely know that they’ve been fooling around but for a gay couple who have been together an entire season we get throw away lines about their first time like “there’s nothing to talk about” and “he told you?” and that’s IT, the audience is made to infer they had sex bc god forbid we get an actual make out or morning after scene, that would be too intimate, right?

2

tell me another beautiful lie / tell me everything i want to hear


if u had told me a year ago that id be dedicating hours to drawing a fully linearted img of kyrie from umineko about 2 get the smooch from nomura from higurashi i dont even know what i wouldve said bc at that point i had no plans of ever reading higurashi

anyway like… what the fuck –skin game au

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okay so,, my smile is something i’ve always been really insecure about, but lately i’ve been trying to embrace it & learn to love myself more bc i’m tired of hating myself for something that’s a part of me & that i can’t control. it’s definitely a work in progress, but that’s okay!! ✨

when i met mark n steph i told them about the ‘brunette woman’ we saw on the last days of filming bc i was /CONVINCED/ it was evelyne but my dear friend and set hunting buddy was like naa, u blind, u just WISH so i had to ask and i was soooooo satisfied when they confirmed it was eve but

but

i didn’t understand the grins, and the look steph gave me

now i get it

those two managed to give me such poker face much distraction wow that i’ve almost completely forgotten about it like, sure… bc that’s irrelevant. i only saw aurora’s final fuckin’ scene being filmed.

THE SIGNS AS SHIT MY FRIEND HAS TOLD ME

Aries: He looks like he’s gonna murder me in my sleep 

Taurus: Stick the tip of a toothpick into his dickhole

Gemini: Mars in 3rd is wild I’m offending everyone and I can’t stop

Cancer: For fucks sake why isn’t there more toilet paper on the damn roll 

Leo: Hello 911 yes this is an emergency my ex is trying to talk to me

Virgo: What is this getting dark at 5:30 bullshit 

Libra: I love cleaning my room bc I always find 10,000 Bobby pins

Scorpio: I’m being all gross and clingy and lovey dovey how do I stop

Sagittarius: terfs are bad

Capricorn: They’re such pretty fish but they pooped so much…and then they had babies and I watched them all die painfully one by one

Aquarius: I wish my poop looked like that

Pisces: Emo anarchists whining about Oppressions they face

@astroscendant // @honeysuckel told u i’d do it

So I finally have time to watch the S3 finale and Kanan just told Ezra he’s not sure he has anything left to teach him bc his Jedi training was limited and Ezra just straight yanked on Kanan’s arm, turned him around and said “No, not about the Force! About life, about being a good person! That’s what you’ve taught me!” Cue blueberry puppy eyes and Kanan smiles.

LIKE FRICK, I’M ONLY 3 MINS IN AND THEY JUST HAD A SPACE DAD AND SON BONDING MOMENT!!! EZRA BASICALLY TOLD KANAN TO HIS FACE I SEE U AS MY FATHER AND KANAN WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT.

LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON THE PLOT NOW???

WHY CAN’T MY JEDI BBIES HAVE A HAPPY LIFE IN WILD SPACE. THEY DESERVE SO MUCH MORE

I AM EMOTIONALLY WREKT NOW AND I HAVE LIKE 4O MINS TO WATCH LEFT

anonymous asked:

i used to read ks because i was thirsty af for some bpd representation no matter what it was and some ppl told me hey its 'ok to read it!! no problem u do u ure not gross!!' but dude. what the fuck why did i read that why why why its so disgusting and just now i read the post about the creator not knowing what bpd was im so mad. 'wanted to express him weirdly' what???? wow

no offense but the story involved romanticizing abuse, torture, homophobia and rape and yet you STILL thought it was okay to get into bc it had BPD representation? wrow

anonymous asked:

ahhh i'm trying to find a comic you once reblogged about a queen who wanted children and a witch told her to eat either a white or a red rose for a specific gender but she ate both and gave birth to a snake and a boy and i don't know who else to ask because you're my source of everything cute and lesbian pls help

DON’T WORRY BUDDY, I GOT U

it was in my “happy tag” tag bc of course it was

anonymous asked:

What are your opinions on thrushpelt x bluefur's relationship?

i love thrushpelt so much u don’t even kno

like i feel everyone assumed they were mates bc of how close of friends they were and even after bluefur’s kits were gone everyone still assumed they were mates. i think it was stated somewhere that thrush died of hunger/starvation and i just imagine bluefur sitting with him in the med den while he gets weaker and weaker

also lets be honest thrushpelt 1000% recognized bluefur’s kits at the gathering and after he questioned her about it she told him the truth and how she gave them up and he respected her decision!! like he was still devastated that she would rather give up her kits than raise them w him in thunderclan but he understands and gives his support. like imagine thrush meeting them at their first gathering and being friendly so they’re not super nervous 

like imagine bluestar and thrustpelt going on patrol together and everyone thinks they just want some alone time but they go and sit at sunningrocks trying to get a glimpse of the kits like can u imagine ok I’m done but i love thrushpelt

flamelover55  asked:

Yo. So all my friends say I'm a "crush whore" whenever I say I like someone they add it to this imaginary list of people I've liked and will apparently get over. This past month I met a girl and she is literally all I think about I swear the way she is and everything about her makes me think about her nonstop and when I told my friends they said "Oh well I give it about a month or so before you like someone else" and I dont know what to do sorry for bothering you //-\\

OMG UR FRIENDS AINT COOL LIKE DONT FEEL BAD I BE HAVING LIKE 6 CRUSHES AT THE SAME TIME LMAO ITS ALL GOOD its apart of life baby, live life, do u, b a crush ho like me bc at the ens of the day u only abt urself n no one takes care of u the way u do on ur own like its ur life omg

anonymous asked:

I don't know what to do bc this guy likes me but I don't like him back :( I told him I wanted to be friends and I do, but he's super clingy and I don't know how to approach him about this bc I don't wanna hurt his feelings or freak him out when I say I want him to just leave me alone sometimes- I want to be his friend, I really do, I just really need him to stop being so clingy it makes me really uncomfortable :( any advice?

clingy guys are The Worst and i know that it sucks and that u dont wanna hurt his feelings but these guys literally dont get what ur trying to say unless ur super clear abt it. so like…be 100% straight forward, even if u feel like that could hurt his feelings bc that shouldnt be ur priority rn. he will get over his hurt feelings. its more important to be honest than to let him live in his fantasy

Story time babes ✨

so I get my hair done by this girl at Ulta. the first time we chit chatted but never had serious conversations. until today.

Somehow we got on the subject of lifting, and obviously I’m not gonna revert the subject so I fake acted like I was against it bc I planned on lifting while I was there lmao anyways.

Even though she’s just a hairstylist she knew EVERYTHING. And she made sure to tell me that the rules for that ulta are the same at every ulta.

She had told me a story about how some lady came in and stole $1000 worth of shit and they didn’t even know until they found the packages while cleaning and stocking. She told me that they would’ve never known if they didn’t review the security tapes. In my head I was like “why would u take shit out of their packaging lmao”
Then she tells me how they have people there all the time who go in the bathrooms and steal and I was like “don’t y'all have security towers there?” she’s like “yeah but they find ways” I was like “wow that’s crazy I wonder how” 👀👂🏼 and she literally said “oh you just have to point the tag a certain way so the towers won’t go off” and then said “I probably shouldn’t have said that but I know you won’t say anything” Lowkey I felt bad cus she’s sweet and cool as hell.
She also said they only CS you if you’re dressed bummy. When they’re suspicious of you they just watch you, not necessarily CS you.
She also said that if they see someone stealing they LITERALLY cannot do anything. Like N O T H I N G. except call the cops. and she said people use that to their advantage and will come in and literally lift RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!
the ulta is in an outlet mall with other stores like old navy and stuff and she said they all communicate very well with eachother.

& idk if this has been mentioned but when someone lifts from Ulta they take a screen cap from the surveillance and hang it up in their break room / office. She alllllssssoooo mentioned that LP only comes ONCE a month. and sometimes they’re also reps for stuff like the Pureology and shit.

She also mentioned racial profiling is very real but that’s obvious with everything amirite?

SO, key points mentioned:

- Ulta cannot and will not apprehend you so if they do it’s technically “illegal.”
- If you point RFID tags a certain way (idk which way) you can conceal in the bathroom.
- Won’t necessarily CS you if you appear to be browsing, only if you’re dressed bummy and “look suspicious” before the act of concealing
- Will WATCH when suspicious.
- Hang pictures of lifters in office / break room

Alright y'all there was more but sadly I can’t remember because I’ve been drinking with bae.
Also I lifted three NYX Liquid Suedes, three NYX lip liners & a UD Moondust shadow. I’ll take pics later 😘

anonymous asked:

Hey. How ya feelin' bout everything? You ok? 🤕

About the tweet from lauren? surprisingly i have no problem with it. It’s just, i’ve imagining it before, imagining that if someday lauren or camila will say that camren is real; or camren was not even real. And how lauren as always declining camren or called the camren shipper delusional, i just get used to this. Truth be told, she’s the person why i believe in camren in the first place bc she used to use #camren on her posts right? maybe that was just a normal friendship, or “friendship” whatever u like to call. Then again i don’t want to jump into any conclusion, either camren is real or camren was real or camren wasn’t real. It’s such a beautiful thing for meー personally to ship camren, although yeah there will always be a boundary. To those you who are hurting, please take care of yourself, go make a hot tea or hot chocolate, or just laying in your bed while reading camren ff lmao. But seriously, take care and i love you.