bc i hear that is a thing

So, uh… I’ve been tagged by the wonderful @austinamelio to do this challenge, so… here we go! Thanks for tagging me, love! :3

The last song you listened to: I’ve been listening/writing the next part of ‘Flashes’ to this, and I like this song very much bc yes. I know, great reasoning XD

Your lock screen: My lock screen has… no significant explanation. It’s just that galaxies and starry skies are my aesthetic, so I just made it a lock screen and it’s been like that ever since.

Selfie: I took this yesterday, so I’m sorry for showing you my horrible face. I am so, so sorry. LMAO not XD

I TAG: @poe-also-bucky @imhereforbvcky @buckys-fossil @buckyslion @mellifluous-melodramas @bovaria @defendors and anyone else who would like to participate in this! (Sorry if you’ve been tagged already or done this before!!)

i only ever start watching things when gay or trans things happen and they always become my favorite things ever. examples

  • read homestuck bc my friend told me rose is a goth lesbian
  • watched atla and korra after krrasami confirmed
  • watched vld after hearing about trans girl pidge
  • watched yoi after they got engayged

im abt to start watching svtfoe for my daughter marco. i predict i will love it

music stim things:

• bouncin on ur toes bc u cant dance but u Also cant Not Dance

• systematic tapping ur fingers and hands like ur really the song mixer and this is a launchpad video

• my Hands…………………. The Conductor

• i wasnt thinking the right thought at the right time when the song did the thing now i gotta start it all over

• my tongue got tired from secretly singing along Inside My Mouth

• im so full of emotions now??? just from hearing this one really good note??? my chest feels like really happy balloon now AaaaAAAAAA???

• when u got ur headphones in and it hits the Good Frequency™ and everything is just Fantastic

Iwaoi - ‘puppy love’ ..
somehow. :D i think. idk. that was the first thing i thought about hearing that prompt.

u know how i know that Tony and Steve were never actually friends and Tony never understood Steve as Steve and only ever knew Cap?
bc at the end when he was all “u don’t deserve that shield, it doesn’t belong to you” he legit thought that being Cap was the most important thing to Steve, that hearing that would make him stop and hand Bucky over and reevaluate his stance. and then when Steve just sighed and dropped the shield and readjusted his grip on Bucky, the actual most important thing to him, and walked away, Tony was sat there like wasnt_expecting_that.mp3

really makes me uneasy when people who aren’t traumatized tell you “it’s never gonna happen again” bc:

1. it happens again daily in my head
2. where are you gonna be if it does happen again

it just seems like a very invalidating thing to say that’s all

u know i’m american bc the bit in asib when sherlock shoots the gun into the air outside and tires immediately squeal and he says “on their way!” wrt calling the police was utterly baffling to me until i found out how much more unusual that sound must be in england. like obviously gunshots aren’t a good thing but like. in america for the most part ur kinda like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ if u randomly hear them from a distance or smth

I’m learning to love my body even when no one else is telling me I should
but it’s difficult to love something I’ve been taught to hate
something I’ve been taught to shrink and pick apart
something I’ve been taught is a sin just for existing, something that is apparently unbecoming if it is over a size 2
but stretch marks are not the Devil’s doing, it’s okay to have them trace around your thighs and up your belly
and your belly is allowed to exist it doesn’t have to be tiny to be beautiful
it doesn’t have to be flat to be loved
you’ve spent so long trying to find a way to make yourself into something that can be wanted
something that can be longed for and pined over and
you want to wear crop tops and bikinis and short shorts without feeling shameful and
I’m so sorry we’ve been told we have to be small to be beautiful
I’m so sorry we’ve been told we have to be wanted to be beautiful.
—  It’s okay to exist in a space bigger than someone else’s– Lily Rain
i like you (this is a problem)

“Here’s the thing-” Lily said, marching into the pub and pulling out a stool.


“We’re closed.” James interrupted without looking up from wiping down the bar.

“I want a dog.” Lily barrelled on without hearing him. “But my landlord doesn’t allow pets so I was wondering-“

“I’m not getting a fucking dog for you.” James said firmly.

Lily blinked at him. “I was going to ask if you thought it was morally wrong to raise it in my air-vent.” There was a silence. James was caught between hoping she wasn’t serious and knowing that she was. “Your idea seems better.” Lily admitted.

“Really. Talk me through that, is it because there is no animal abuse involved?”

“I was thinking more along the lines of then you’d have to clean up the poo, but the no animal abuse is also good.”


“Y’know” Sirius was lying on top of the bar, waving around a beer and staring at the ceiling. Nobody looked up. “I always thought once we owned a bar we would spend a solid 60% percent of our time drunk, and that hasn’t happened.” 

Remus, still wiping down tables, said “I shudder to think what you’d be like on your own.”

“Since we bought the bar we spend more time drunk than we used to?” Peter consoled, baffled.

Sirius sat up. “I would say we spent about 15% percent of our time drunk before the bar, and after the bar we spend about 25%. That is an increase of only ten percent.”

“Where are you pulling these numbers from?” Lily asked while holding the ladder for James, who was avoiding the dishwasher by pretending to fix the squeaky window.

“On top of being an excellent barman I double as a statistician.”

“You are neither of those things.” Remus said. Sirius glared.

“Fuck you Moony. At school you were always saying I didn’t do enough math, and here I am, doing math, and you’re abusing me.”

Remus threw a dishtowel at him and gestured to the kitchen. “Go unstack the dishwasher.”

“Fantastic.” Sirius said, throwing his hands in the air. “This is what I get for my brief foray into math. Insulted and unloading dishes.” He jumped off the bar and mockingly gave Remus’ back the finger. James laughed.


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i just want to point out one thing the gifs are never able to capture about the first malec meeting, which is that after alec stammers about returning to the fight and leaves you can hear the quick “pat pat pat” of his footsteps like alec literally ran out of the room he was just so overwhelmed by the whole situation he literally ran away.

you know how lance and keith literally butt heads when arguing and being Rivals™…………… let’s consider it foreshadowed parallelism for when they become Soft Boyfriends™ and start gently touching their foreheads together to ground each other or to murmur small encouragements so that only the other can hear or they just……. lean their foreheads together and nuzzle close bc sometimes that’s how they want to share a moment of intimacy…. i forget where i was going with this

  • <p> <b>me:</b> thinks about something I want to say for two hours bc I don't know if it's what others want to hear/it's stupid/it's not the right moment<p/><b>me:</b> finally says the thing<p/><b>others:</b> doesn't understand/ageree/like what I've said<p/><b>me:</b> why the fuck do I always talk without thinking I am so selfish<p/></p>
some AUs i'll never write but definitely want to read
  • ‘we used to be in a band but you left bc you despise the music industry now we’re world-famous i wrote a song abt missing you i hope you get lonely when you hear it on the radio bc THAT’S HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL YOU ASSHOLE’ AU
  • ‘we’re new roommates and someone told you i’m at the hospital you panic and then you remember i work at a hospital’ AU
  • 'you are a selfish, parasitic, amoral person who has done unforgivable things why did you give up your life to save mine’ AU
  • ‘you live across the hall and you’re in your underwear every time you open the door it’s so frustrating stOP SMILING OH GOD I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT YOU IN THE EYES’ AU
  • 'we were childhood best friends who meet again and have to work together we used to be v close and i actually lov– hey why don’t you remember me at all did you get amnesia or something’ AU
  • 'you’re an atheist and im a conservative gay catholic you’ve never been a jerk abt my faith and u even wait for me outside the church every sunday i really appreciate it’ AU
  • ‘we’re both travelers and i hate how you speak the native language so well where are you staying btw do u want to make out’ AU
  • ‘it’s raining hard and i only have my designer coat then you, a savage person in a truck, came along and now i’m soaking wet do you know how much this coat costs’ AU
  • who am i??? what happened?? ??? well mate, i’m just a loyal bar patron and a total stranger whom you kissed and asked if i wanted to see your butt last night’ AU
  • 'i had a terrible day and i’m on the bus stuck in heavy traffic you’re waiting for your ride outside and we have a staring contest then u blink and smile like the big dork that u are i cant believe i smiled back’ AU

okay so i think we can all agree that we’ve reread acomaf many many times bc it’s a comforting book. like yes, there’s a lot of pain there, but i think it’s mostly about conquering trauma and finding love and also chap 54 + 55 are amazing and the ending it kinda nice too. So i read it to be uplifted bc it’s like hey, look, good things can happen after all the pain! love is real! friendship is amazing! women are strong!

BUT HOLY SHIT I AM NEVER READING EMPIRE OF STORMS EVER AGAIN THAT BOOK TRAUMATIZED ME EMOTIONALLY. I FEEL PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY SJMAAS. THE LAST 100 PAGES BASICALLY FELT LIKE BEING STABBED IN THE HEART REPEATEDLY AND I WONT EVER BE READY FOR A REREAD. 

The Prince of Egypt Read-Along
  • The Prince of Egypt Read-Along
  • Jeff Goldblum
Play

A clip from the beginning (“Deliver Us”/prologue) of The Prince of Egypt Read-Along (narrated by Jeff Goldblum).  Per @somehow-you-will‘s request for something involving the bio-family :)

** there are sound effects from the movie, so you can hear people shouting, whips cracking, and babies crying in the background.  it might be a little startling if you’re not expecting it.

Give Me a Spin (Draco Malfoy x reader)

A/N: so this is the first time i’ve written in like two (maybe three) weeks..? and i rlly liked this and i felt rlly good while i was writing it,, and then i saw how short it was and literally cried bc i can’t seem to fucking write anything… well anyways i’m rlly sorry that it’s so short

word count: 420
warnings: none

You’ve been rushing around your house trying to clean and make dinner, just to make things a little easier for Draco. You know he’s been under a great deal of stress at the ministry lately and you just want to take a bit of his load off. You sit down for a moment, only to hear the cruddy knob on your front door jiggling. Your husband enters. “Smells good, Y/N!” He takes a seat next to you and smiles, pulling you into him and kissing your cheek. “Hey, sweetheart.”

You yawn slightly and place yourself in his lap. “Hi.” You grin and kiss his nose. “How was your day?”

He leans his head back and wraps his arms around you. “Long. Happy to be home with you.” He proceeds to nuzzle his face into the crook of your neck. “Hey, is this..? Is this my old quidditch shirt?”

You glance down at the top you’re wearing. “Oh. Yeah, I was cleaning out some old boxes and-”

“Stand up,” He smirks. “Let’s have a look.”

You’re grinning now as you hop off his lap. You smooth the shirt down over your body, placing your hands on your hips. Draco smiles and you feel your heart flutter. Even after all these years, he still gives you butterflies with every look your way.

“Well, I have to say, Y/N,” He leans forward a bit and licks his lips. “you look much better in this than I ever did.”

You bite your lip, trying not to blush. “I beg to differ.”

He chuckles, “Of course you do.” He places his elbows on his knees, then his chin in his hands. “Give me a spin, won’t you, darling?”

You’re laughing now. “You are so cheeky!”

He merely shrugs and continues to gawk at you. “You’re my wife! I’m allowed to stare!” That’s when he grabs you. He hooks his arm around your waist and jerks you back into him. “Besides, it’s my shirt you’re modeling,” He purrs in your ear.

Suddenly, his fingers are digging into your sides, making you jolt away from him, giggling. “Dr-Draco- Don’t!” However, he’s on top of you now, tickling you senseless. “Please! Pl-please!! I c-can’t- breathe!!!” You scream, pounding your fists against his chest.

He finally lets up. “Okay, okay,” He sighs. “You’re lucky I love you.” He pecks your lips.

You smile against his mouth. “Sweetheart,” You mutter. He gives you a confused pout, to which you reply, “I think dinner is burning.”