bc i can just put two

Can I tell yall how much I love me some Klance theatre au?

  • The drama director Allura casts Keith and Lance as the leads in a romantic musical bc these two boys have some serious chemistry.
  • Lance and Keith just started dating, so they’re still both nervous around each other during rehearsals.
    • While practicing dances, Lance will spin up close to Keith and kiss him on the cheek and spin away cackling
    • “No Lance, you gotta push your stomach out when you breath in to sing.” Keith puts his hand on Lance’s stomach to demonstrate and leaves it there while they both Blush Furiously
  • Even though they kiss normally, when they kiss during rehearsal it still gets them flustered?
    • “Goodness, you two!” Allura is about to tear our her hair after the fifth try in this one scene. “You’re both nearly adults! Be mature about this!”
    • Lance can’t stop gigging. “But it’s kissing. I’ll get cooties,” he gasps, like the immature child he is.
    • While rehearsing the Big Kiss in the final scene, Keith kinda forgets himself and just starts making out with Lance and they’re both dreamy and like “wow” and Pidge the stage manager is seething in the wings like “DUDES I GOT A SCHEDULE HERE CMON”
  • Putting on makeup the night of the show. It’s actually super intimate.
    • “Hold still,” Keith whispers, his face so close to Lance’s as he puts on foundation. His fingers are warm where they rub in the makeup on Lance’s cheeks. 
    • “Okay,” after putting on some lip color, Keith steps back. “Now we have to smudge this around a bit to make it look natural. Normally you just do that yourself.”
    • Lance raise an eyebrow. “Normally?”
    • “Yep. But this time I’ll help.” Keith kisses Lance to help with said smudging. And kisses him some more.
  • Right before the curtain opens on opening night, Keith and Lance stand in the dark together, alive with nerves. In the silence, they touch foreheads for luck. And then? It’s showtime. 
ABOUT KILLING STALKING

I’m fucking crying bc of the anti ks tag I swear y'all are so extra like, bruh. I can’t even kill a fly I won’t fucking kill anyone just because I read this. I’m not gonna shame anyone but I have read things that made me think of taking my eyes out and putting them back on just to confirm that I read that with my own two eyes but anyway.

Yes, we do like the plot bc have you even read the two first chapters before saying anything? Dude that shit makes you think of who a person can truly be and makes you wanna know what happens next after a really fucking crazy ass moment that ends with a cliff hanger, like what the fuck happened to bum or what is going to do with that girl and things like that. And the art? I’m majoring in arts (especifically music and theatre but I have art classes too so I know what the fuckity fuck I am talking about for once in my life) and it’s amazing, so no, we’re not psychopaths with a fetish or something like that.

Another topic that leaves me on the ground rolling for air is the yoonbum x sangwoo topic. The fuck is wrong with those people that say that if you ship those two you are a horrible person and that you should kill yourself?? And wait, hold on a second, you said to someone to kill themselves over a ship that it’s fictional, who the fuck here is the real psychopath now huh?? Anyway, what I was saying, yoonbum and sangwoo both are fucking fictional characters that doesn’t exist in real life and are not going to fucking murder or stalk you in any way and of course not a single person in there is suffering for real (except me every time I read it I swear to god). I personally don’t ship them bc I like Sangwoo x jail and Yoonbum x therapist but that doesn’t mean that I should F U C K I N G DISR ES P E CT SO ME O N E’S O P I NI ON AB O U T IT FO R F U C KIN G FR EE. If someone ships them it’s alright. If someone doesn’t it’s alright too and if you don’t fucking like Killing Stalking don’t make an anti blog, block the tag, don’t comment negative things on someone’s blog about it and go on with your fabulous and sweet fantastic life.

I don’t care if you think it’s horrible and a taboo topic just go on with your life and stop being immature and a hater. Tumblr really needs to fucking chill a lil bit.

Originally posted by thehidingamaranth

correcting my theory composition

me: hey you know this is going pretty well good job
me: what is that
me: YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT THE THIRD IN THE VERY FIRST CHORD
me: TWO PARALLEL OCTAVE IN A ROW COME ON
me: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE A PARALLEL OCTAVE AND TWO PAIRS OF PARALLEL FIFTHS ALL BETWEEN JUST TWO BEATS
me: you can’t even change the soprano bc you need to resolve the leading tone
me: just cry its fine

a small victory i had the other day: a guy ordered a veggie wrap and asked for extra avocado. nbd made said veggie wrap with extra avocado. guy comes back, tosses the wrap (already bitten) on the counter and loudly and irritatedly goes “can you put extra avocado on there??!!” i told him i did, i made the wrap myself. he just walks away so i shrugged and made him a new one (bc obviously i cant touch something a person already bit) and rather than cutting the avocado in chunks i just slapped two big slabs of it on there, still being the same amount of extra as the first. guy did not come back bitching and is a confirmed dumbass.

Bouquet (Bad Boy!Yoongi)

Plot: #046: “I caught the bouquet” + #047: “My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them.” with bad boy!Yoongi

Word Count: 695

A/N: so I saw this request and I just got this idea and now I really wanna do it so I am, the links for this post are gonna be bad boy!yoongi (here) as well as photographer!yoon (here) bc I’m gonna add in some college!yoon and I combined those two together, as always it isn’t required to read either of those but they just provide more of the actual details that I can’t put into this post bc then it’d be way too long

You had been roommates with Yoongi for a year after living next door to him for two semesters. You two had quickly become friends and when you realized you spent the night at his dorm more often than you slept in your own bed, you two figured you should move in together. You weren’t completely sure what you should call him, a friend, your boyfriend, your roommate. You two had had some romantic moments, you were definitely a little more than friends but you both weren’t sure you were ready for another relationship.

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soulmates! markhyuck pt.2

a/n: ahdkahdja I should’ve posted this weeks ago whoops, BUT I MEAN I’M WRITING IT NOW

probs not gonna get it done for like another two weeks oops

concept: you have a mark on your right wrist that is identical to one on your soulmates left wrist (or vice versa)

Part One

under the cut bc thats a thing now and its markhyuck so its hella long oops

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if ur worried bc ur life isn’t going the way you planned or u feel like u haven’t got ur life well put together yet and u think it should be, today i was visiting my old college with my best friend and we were talking to two of our old teachers and we said “you guys really remind us of us just like…with ur shit together” and one of them literally laughed and said “that’s the funniest thing ive heard all day, you think my life is well put together wow”
so don’t worry, u can have a degree, a solid career, a house and family and still be ????? about what ur doing, bc the secret to happiness is realising none of us have any clue what the fuck is going on ever

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FEMSLASH AESTHETICS-

vanessa + lily (penny dreadful)

daegus97  asked:

hi! thank you so much for all the hard works admins <3 your blog is literally heaven sent!! im pretty stressed with uni right now, so can you please rec me some new college au fics :< thank you and god bless~

Heya! ^.^ I just love college au’s, maybe bc i’m in that age too but I tried to put them in the order from newest to oldest. 

(and omg this post turned out to be two times longer than the one i had done week ago when tumblr decided not to save it so sorry this is a bit late)

  • College!au

✄ Converse High The point of the stealing was not to own the shoes, but to get Taehyung’s attention. So, Jungkook only stole one. It was a good thing too, because those shoes were hideous.

You Can Leave a Toothbrush (At My Place)

i just can’t let you go
you give me something i’ve never known
so baby you don’t have to rush
you can leave a toothbrush
at my place

✄ Catch My Eye ‘Aren’t you that tiny boy who followed me around like a puppy in middle school and looked at me like I hung the stars? Ok well we’re in college now and you still have a huge crush on me and the only difference is now you do ridiculous things to try to impress me and honestly you’re so adorable even though you’re huge and stronger than me now’

Change My World (You’re The Sunlight In My Universe) Jungkook is an artist who likes drawing on the cafe’s freedom wall. Taehyung sees his drawings, and falls in love.Featuring Jimin as the 100% done wingman, Yoongi as the possessive boyfriend, and Seokjin as the sassy mom.

✄ Mortal Bodies, Timeless Souls Taehyung believes the science behind eternal youth lies in coffee and energy drinks but Jeongguk thinks otherwise.

Your Smile Could Rival The Sunrise There was an unspoken agreement not to fall in love but what are they supposed to do when neither of them are very good at following the rules?

Snap Streak “who dat qt boi on ur story"aka: in which kim taehyung discovers the love of his life on park jimin’s snapchat story.

✄ Will U(SB) Marry Me? Jeongguk really needs to print his Thesis, and his attractive neighbor has the solution (and more).

I’m Tired of This Place (I Hope People Change) “I thought I told you to text me…Jungkook.” Taehyung rolled his name around like it was sinful and it may or may not have sent a shiver down his spine.“I thought I told you that I wasn’t on the menu.” Jungkook mumbled as he grabbed a rag and started to wipe the counter off half-assedly. Jungkook heard Taehyung chuckle underneath of his breath then he felt a hand land on his chin. His face was pulled upwards and he was forced to look directly into the handsome man’s brown eyes.“You’re not on the menu for anyone but me.” He said, tilting his head a certain way and damn if it didn’t make him look intimidating as fuck with his dark brown eyes looking directly into his soul. [Or The one in which Jungkook really likes Taehyung, goes to college, and a lot of bad shit happens that makes him do some stupid shit.]

Can You Be (Mine?) Taehyung likes Iced Caramel Macchiatos, the Arts, and a man that vaguely resembles the Adonis statue.

Cliff Drop Gradient Somewhere along the way, we will all realize that we only start chasing the things that we were once given a taste of.” (Or, in which Jungkook and Taehyung get married to qualify for more financial aid.)

Unlock My Heart (What’s The Passcode?) In which Taehyung appointed Jeongguk to be his Jeon Watson in a grand mission: to crack Yoongi-hyung’s passcode.

✄ The Dawn Before The Sun Rises It all started when Kim Taehyung almost impaled Jeon Jungkook with a pink umbrella.

Maybe We’re All Just Fools Jeongguk likes to run. He’s never wanted anyone to run with him before.

Come On, Lattice Bond “Hello, I’m Kim Taehyung!” he greets. “Biochem senior and your very knowledgeable senpai-slash-mentor.”“Jeon Jeongguk,” the boy replies. “Bio major.”Taehyung is on the quest to be Jeongguk’s ultimate senpai. Unfortunately, life has other plans. (Lab!AU)

✄ King of the Library, Knight of His Trade Moral of the story? Don’t fuck with Jeon Jungkook or else you’ll end up ruining your perfect attendance to chase his coattails.

✄ Don’t Let Your Love Go To Waste Taehyung and Jungkook meet on Omegle.

I’d Give You Some Violets, But They Withered It’s no secret Taehyung loves flowers. Jeongguk hates sunlight.

Oranges And Art Students Jungkook gets his first apartment away from Busan, away from his parents, away from the stress of his earlier life. He soon finds out that his next door neighbor is pretty much out of his fucking mind.

The Moon And The Stars (Are Nothing Without You) The college tour guide raved about the uni’s friendly atmosphere and amicable student body, but wanted a high five from a cute student and all he got was a glare.

✄ Kiss Me Hard Before You Go Dramatization. Do not try at home.

Lost and Found (Me and You) All Jungkook wanted was a roof over his head while he attended university. Instead he got two brothers as roommates named Jimin and Taehyung, whose main thing in common is their tendency to smother Jungkook with affection.

I hope y’all find something to read from these! Some of them have been recommended before but there is a bunch of new ones too.

 Please check the tags before reading! ^-^

✄ Admin Amanda 

Should you fight Monsta X
  • Shownu: No. Here's the thing, you could fight him, but he's like 160 lbs of pure muscle. He probably wouldn't even fight back, he'd just realize what you were doing and put you in a headlock.
  • Wonho: FIGHT THIS MAN. FIGHT HIS ASS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. YOU'RE GONNA LOSE TO HIM BC HE'S BUFF AF BUT LAND A COUPLE OF PUNCHES IF YOU CAN, BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN DOWN A PEG OR 6.
  • Minhyuk: Yes. You should fight Minhyuk absolutely, but realize it's going to be more like rolling around on the floor, snarling at each other. At some point you will realize that you two are cuddling, not fighting.
  • Kihyun: I want to say yes, but honestly, Kihyun will probably cry if you try to fight him, and then you'll have to deal with pissed off band members, and honestly, it's just not worth it. Leave Kihyun alone, ok.
  • Hyungwon: Fight Hyungwon. You will absolutely win, because he will be too busy trying to protect his face to actually fight back. Also, he has the physical coordination of a drunk 3 year old, so go easy on him, but take home that W.
  • Jooheon: No. I want to fight him, but the bottom line is he'll make that aeygo face and it'll all be over before it's even begun, so let me just save you some time now. Don't fight Jooheon. Don't even try it.
  • I.M: YES!! Fight Changkyun PLEASE. He's such a little shit, and he fights dirty, so be wary. You better win too, because if he beats you, you will literally never hear the end of it.

ok but seriously why have Cas’ fighting abilities suddenly gone to shit this season?? he’s always been an incredibly skilled fighter but now he cant even take some british bitch and he hardly was able to keep up with lucifer in this episode (which yes, lucifer is an archangel, but still, Cas really didnt put up much of a fight)

here’s my two theories:

1) the writers have forgotten that Cas is a warrior and a soldier of heaven and can kick anyones ass any time any day

2) Cas doesnt want to try anymore just bc he hates himself so much and believes the world would be better off if he were dead

either way, I’d like to light myself on fire now :-)

anonymous asked:

holtzmann/patty for your ship thing bc i love my gaybusters

SAAAAAAAME. Also massive thanks to the two other people who ALSO requested Toltzmann, including @nspin. You people get me.

  • Who made the first move: Okay SO I have this like half-formed headcanon that Holtzmann is one of those people who will just happily flirt with someone for like 16 years but never actually try to escalate the situation herself, because she’s having a good time just flirting and she doesn’t want to push anything and I really can’t imagine Holtzmann as any sort of conventional dater anyway. So finally one day Patty just has to put her foot down like “Holtzmann. Dude. What is this? What do we have going on here? Are we gonna go out or what?”
    • And Holtzmann is Incredibly Startled because like… this wasn’t the plan? But it’s not a negative development either? So she just stares at Patty dead-on. “Would you like us to go out?”
    • “Yes, yes I would,” Patty says, relieved, because for the love of god how long was this going to drag out? “Do you like Indian food? Because that Indian place still owes us a free dinner for chasing that ghost out of their bathroom.”
    • “That would be excellent,” Holtzmann says, still not entirely sure this is a thing that’s actually happening. “I’ll pick you up?”
    • “You pick me up,” Patty agrees nodding. “Alright. Sounds good. Glad we figured that out.” And as soon as she turns around she breaks into big-ass grin because sweet god she just set herself up with Holtzy 
    • And as soon as Patty turns her back Holtzmann sprints across the lab and vaults a table to high-five Abby and also make sure that really just happened.
    • She picks Patty up in the Ecto-1 with all the sirens blaring because traffic laws are for people who aren’t on daaaaaates
  • Who said ‘I love you’ first: Fuck fuck fuck I don’t even know how it should happen. Should it be super dramatic in the middle of a ghost battle after they save each other’s lives? Should it be super casual and domestic while they’re cuddled up watching a documentary on PBS? I DON’T KNOW
  • How often they fight: Friendly bickering and snark - 17 times a day. Full on fights - never.
  • Whose big spoon/little spoon: Oooooh buddy. Bro. My dude. You bet your ass Patty Tolan is getting the crap spooned out of her. Holtzmann is DETERMINED. 
  • What their nicknames are for each other: Patty calls Holtzmann “Holtzy” or “baby”, Holtzmann goes the opposite route and starts affectionately calling Patty “Patricia” when she’s getting all sappy. 
    • It’s a kiss on Patty’s forehead in the morning and a sing-songy “wake up Patricia, I made you eeeeeggs.” 
    • Followed by “also your garbage disposal is on fire and it’s at least 16% my fault”
  • Whose the better cook: Holtzmann’s cooking expertise extends to anything that can be cooked over a blowtorch (you’d be surprised; she’s gotten pretty creative and Abby shamelessly encourages her). So Patty wins by default.
  • Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex): WHAT DON’T THEY LIKE DOING HONESTLY. Hitting up quirky-ass thrift shops because they are the Fashion Icons of the Ghostbusters, bookstore dates that last like 3 hours because they can’t stop with the books, reading cuddled up on the couch together. They’ll watch lengthy-ass history documentaries which Patty keeps entertaining by talking about all the Fun Scandalous History the documentaries don’t cover (“Okay, but they’re not even talking about the huge brothel in that building where like seven guys got thrown out a window” “Tell me more”).
  • Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship: ??? u tell me
  • How they would get engaged: oh GOD probably Holtzmann gave Abby and Erin exactly three seconds of warning - “Question: do you think Patty will like this ring?” - and they were still trying to figure out if she was serious when Patty walked in and OH SHIT HOLTZMANN’S ON ONE KNEE
    • She had a whole speech that started with “Patricia Tolan, I once told you that I believe our purpose in life is to love” and I’m sure it was super sweet and would make my gay heart cry but I’m distracting myself thinking about how Abby and Erin are RIGHT HERE for this
    • “She said that to all of us,” Erin mutters in Abby’s ear. She doesn’t want to ruin the moment, but still.
    • Damn it, now we all have to marry Holtzmann.” Abby sighs. “I kind of figured it would come to that but I didn’t think so soon. I’m not ready.”
  • What their wedding would be like: It was probably pretty small and casual and Patty got the most banging dress in THE WORLD and Holtzmann had some kind of suit/waistcoat scenario that would probably make my vagina fall out (#sorrynotsorry) and Abby and Erin were their bridesmaids and it was beautiful. 
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Requested 

“Seriously, I don’t understand! You look exactly the same as you do now when you’re, well. You know. The only difference is you wear those dorky little glasses  and no one can put two and two together!” You threw your arms up in frustration, earning a smile from your friend. 

“Maybe you’re just more aware than everyone else y/n.” 

P.S~I just saw BVS so honestly I have no knowledge besides the movie and what I looked up for Superman. So sorry if this is totally not accurate.

antonslavik020  asked:

"If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?” for freezerburn.

For the record, these are all gonna be like, loose interpretations of the prompt, bc i am objectively the worst.

This takes place like two weeks into their time at Beacon

A sly grin lit the blonde’s face as she watched Weiss’ foot bounce on her bed,and she gave a throaty little chuckle when the heiress rolled over and shoved a pillow over her head.

“Somethin wrong, Weiss?” She wheedled 

Weiss just pressed the pillow down harder.

Yang chuckled to herself. “Yknow… if you can’t sleep, we could always bang. Put you out like a light.

Weiss shot into a sitting position and Yang cant help but laugh inwardly at the look on her face. 

That is, before it smooths into a scowl, and Weiss gives a small nod. “Fine by me. Get down here, bend over the bed, and don’t say a word, or I’ll stop.”

Yang blinked. “Uhh…” 

“Well?”

She swallowed. “I mean, Ruby and Blake are right there, and- oh, quit smirking, asshole, I thought you were serious.” 

Weiss just rolls her eyes.

my one true love - once a tifosi, always a tifosi 

okay so i’m gonna get really sappy for a moment; I’ll put it under the cut tho because it’s looong

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It doesn’t have to be this way.

XII. | XXIII.

cute lil 18 yr old ponyboy hc’s for avery’s birthday!! @eastsidecigarette

  • he honestly tells the cheesiest jokes ever and honestly finds them so funny
  • like “what kind of dogs do you find in a library” … “hushpuppies”
  • his laugh is so soft and quiet that sometimes you can’t even hear it but the smile on his face is so bright and contagious
  • does this thing where he puts his glasses on top of his head to wipe his eyes, then spends two hours looking for his glasses bc he “lost” them
  • loves just driving around at night, with the windows down if it’s warm enough, enjoying the quiet and how different everything looks at night
  • has this gray sweatshirt that he wears that has paint specks all over it and the ends of the sleeves are fraying because he always keeps the sleeves over his hands and it looks so adorable on him !!
  • is always soooo warm and is always keeping his hands in his pockets so they’re Extra Warm
  • wears the brown jacket that dallas gave him before they left for windrixville all the time now bc he’s finally grown into it
  • tried blackout poetry once w/ an old book from the library and it turned out really good but he felt so bad for ruining the book that he bought another one for the library 
  • has transitioned from the whiny phase to the pouty phase where he thinks he can get whatever he wants by sitting on the couch, crossing his arms, and looking at everyone with puppy dog eyes
  • is AWFUL at card games, so bad that no one ever wants to be his partner and he always gets caught trying to cheat too
  • HE HAS THE CUTEST DIMPLES 

anonymous asked:

hi, saw someone asked you a blender question, I have one too if you don't mind! If you're combining EA hairs and making a new mesh, for example take bangs and put on another hair, how do you combine the two meshes textures? bc if you just use one texture it's gonna look wonky. :/ atleast for me lol. any advice is realy appriciated. i have tried everything I can think of :( lol babbling over! love your dowloads btw

Hey there nonny! Thank you so much <3 
You will need to edit the mesh’s UV map. Not sure how to explain it, you can message me off anon if you wanna or I could make a vid of how I do it if you like :D

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@atrox-forensis asked me for tips on linearts so I slapped this super quick bc I’m kind of tipsy. Lots of wine lmao

Bonus tips:

  • Look up what other artists do. Try to replicate it. If you can’t figure out how, ASK. Most artists will be more than happy to help, specially during livestreams. I learned lots from watching @silvestervitale‘s livestreams. If you’re shy, many other artists put up tons of tutorials for their art process for you to study!
  • Your favourite artists are also wonderful sources of inspiration. I am a fan of Shirow Miwa and Patrick Gleason, to mention just two of them, and their b&w/inking works are great references for complex linearts. Even older artists are great study material-Gustave Doré is a personal fave bc of how good he is at using crosshatch lines for light and shadow in his engravings. STUDYYY
  • Experiment!!! Both Paint tool SAI and Photoshop have TONS of fun brushes and tools to work with. Each artist is different and has different methods. Play around, see what looks pretty and what you’re most comfortable with but remember that staying in your comfort zone will get you nowhere. 
  • PRACTICE!! I know most artists are super tired of hearing this but SERIOUSLY GUYS literally nothing comes out perfect on the first try, specially NOT art. PRACTICE. PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE.
  • Enjoy yourself-if lineart is simply not your thing, just leave it for a while. Many artists prefer to just clean their sketches up a bit or straight up paint on top of lose sketches. Art is like fart-if you gotta force it, it’s probably shit so you should let it be. Linearts in particular are super straining for me, so take breaks and don’t push yourself too hard if you notice pain or discomfort.