bc i am sick

in honour of mermay, (and also highkey inspired by @pussycat-scribblesbeautiful seijou mermaids au) i present koi fish mermaid! hinata

bonus:

  • hinata sees visiting mermaid prince kageyama and challenges him to a race and loses
  • kagehina mermaid stuff commences
  • everything is right in the world

me: we shouldn’t support shows that romanticize suicide and tells people that if you are suicidal no one will help you/your mental health issues will go away if someone loves you/suicide is the best revenge and we shouldn’t call these shows realistic, i have dealt with suicidal thoughts and i can tell you that this isn’t realistic at all and quite frankly it’s offensive and wrong

y’all: but they put content warnings at the beginning of their episodes

i have to take an lyft to school today :/

4

sunshine boy in oversized clothes, comfort level 100%

Little Melbourne Things
  • frantically topping up your myki so you get to your train on time
  • the disgusting toilets at flinders st
  • the macca’s on swanston street
  • the giant pocket watch clock at melbourne central
  • THE JESUS BIKE
  • all the coffee is great
  • having to walk a million kilometers to get to a vline platform
  • “it looks like it’s gunna be hot today i’ll wear cooler clothes…well fuck it’s raining now”
  • the ptv mates
  • wondering wtf occupies 90% of the flinders st building because it all looks abandoned af
  • theres always somethin goin on at fed square
  • taking a tram instead of walking for 10 minutes because youre just too lazy
  • dont even think about taking the train between 4 and 6, you will SUFFER
  • the tram noise
  • flying half way across the tram because it’s suddenly stopped
  • the really weird mix of old and modern architecture ??
  • the giant chess board out the front of the state library
  • HSPs…!!!!
  • the dread in your heart when you hear your myki get declined
  • tHE COFFEEE IS SO GOOD LIKE CMON
  • getting horribly lost like mate you better know where you’re going bc i am sick of walking

So I’m a hostess at this small chain of breakfast places. My job is pretty simple all I do is take down names and direct the other hosts. (There’s a bit more but That’s all That’s important to the story) the podium I have to stand in is surrounded on two sides by a wall, and the last side is my only exit. I also have horrific anxiety, especially regarding talking to or being physically near people I’ve never met. For some god forsaken reason people come in and when asking how much longer their table is going to be they decide that they HAVE to read my list. Most customers just lean all the way over my podium which is annoying but I’ll deal. However. There is a special group of people, all men over 60, who decide they must get up close and personal with my list. Sir. For fucks sake. You do not need to trap me within this two feet square area just so you can fucking read your name. Why do they do this??? People I’ve worked with for months can’t even decipher my handwriting most of the time I know your ass can’t! I promise you do not need to physically see my list to know when you’re up, like I’m not going to lie to you about our wait??? Just why do it at all??? I am sick of getting anxiety attacks at work bc old men decide they MUST be right next to me!