bc i already did it and why not

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100 Days of Love → 9/100

BONCAs 2016 - British Creator Of The Year

sulli deserved better treatment and protection. that whole “sm is now suing for defamation of their idols” should have happened years ago. krystal deserved better support too. to this day i still question why on her reality show with jess she felt so alone and broken “no one would listen to me.” luna deserved better in general, bc SM never really cared tbh. they did not try hard enough to promote her solo activities as much as they did for the others. vic and amber deserved better because it’s like SM keeps sending them off to do all these individual activities u know, and yeah for what? more promo? f(x) are already known, they could have just made them promote as a group with their MUSIC so they could do world tours. Dimension 4 was so amazing, they had to add concert dates. but no, SM still doubts f(x), and still not even an Asian Tour. ..and now we have a frustrated band member, and angry and anxious MeUs… i’m really trying to stay positive but this is all too much…

do yall like how i misspelled mutuals KALDJFKASDJF

hey its becky comin at u live w my first follow forever lmaoo UM so i remade 3 weeks ago and im already almost at 1k???? i was gonna wait to do this but i knew i wouldnt be in the mood to make this later this week so i jus did it now lol um thank u everyone for followin me like i rly dont know why yall are here? but i appreciate it n i love yall w all my heart <3

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how to tackle dreadful classes

yes im back at it again with the horrible intros masterposts!! (honestly im not even gonna try bc the title is self explanatory and im just gonna ruin this post if i go any further oh no i already did it rip)

((WARNING: THIS IS RLY LONG)

1. figure out why you hate this class. is it because you find it boring? you’re not doing so well/you don’t like the challenge? do you dislike the teacher? do you dislike your seat/the classroom/setting? whatever it is, figure it out and then work to eliminate it.

1.a. you find the class boring. this is inevitable because there’s always that one class ;; BUT! you can beat this! throw yourself into the class. find something about the class that you actually like and focus on that for the whole period. examples of this are: your seating (do u sit next to someone cool/nice? maybe a cute person that u rly wanna talk to? [uh don’t let this distract u tho!!]), the benefits of the class (if it’s an ap class, youre earning college credits!! might even help with your major; if its a language class, learning a language is SO important), the setting (is the room aesthetically pleasing? do you get to look out of the window at the blue sky when you’re done with your work?) or even the teacher (lmao i have more teacher friends than student friends). maybe it’s even the fact that it’s’ the first class in the morning, so if you do well in it, it’ll set the tone of your day? idk, just find something that’s not boring and focus on that all period. !!

1.b. you’re not doing well/it’s too hard for you. honey, this isn’t an excuse. even if you suck at a class, YOUR EDUCATION IS HELLA IMPORTANT. once again, throw yourself into the class! find people who are good at the subject and form study groups with them (or just ask ur own friends if ur too scared to talk to new people). TALK TO YOUR TEACHER. dont just sit there crying because you dont know how to solve that equation! ask for help! go on youtube, go on khanacademy, go on kuta, DO SOMETHING. even if you still continue to struggle, your teacher will appreciate the effort! 

1.c. you dislike the teacher. this is probably one of the worst ones lol. why do you not like the teacher? is it because they never call on you? is it because you think they’re too hard on you/they grade things viciously/too much homework and tests? do they always seem to be after you? well, some of these might actually be your fault. many students think that the workload is more than it actually is, simply because they don’t plan and aren’t prepared. or, some teachers target students for being bullies or for talking in class. these are things you can change. however, if it’s something like your teacher never calling on you or coming at you for no reason, that’s something you and your teacher have to discuss. ask them (POLITELY) “i feel like i am targeted/ignored by you during class and it makes me uncomfortable. is there anything i can do to change this?” chances are, your teacher will like that you’ve taken initiative to not only fix your relationship, but ultimately do better in their class. BAM.

1.d. you dislike the setting/your seat. quick fix: if you don’t like where you sit, ask your teacher to move you (dont forget to give a valid reason!! this does not mean lie. i see u) however, if you dont like the actual room…there’s nothing u can do about this; sorry bub! MAYBE if you and your teacher get close, you can help them redecorate one day? this is unlikely but worth a shot.

1.e. if it’s really THAT bad, switch classes, my dude. i know lots of schools have the option to switch classes at a certain time.

2. work to solve whatever the reason is that you hate this class. (mentioned next to each cause above ^)

(i just realized that i didn’t need to number this because there were only two main bullet points)

ok this is literally the worst masterpost ever but !!!!

also: what do do about classes you hate by @tbhstudying!!

[[i really hoped this helped + sorry for the crappy masterpost (’: ]]

-jul

Mbti types as sighs that they do

ISFJ: the ‘I’m so disappointed in you but I dont want to make a fuss but air is just releasing itself without my consent’ sigh

INFJ: the ‘nonononono nooooooooooooooo ughhhhhhhhhhhhh my life is over, take me now’ sigh

ISFP: the ‘fine I forgive you because you look really guilty so just don’t let it happen again’ sigh

ESFJ: the ‘why don’t you go outside more? And if you say anything about preferring to stay home over going out then I’m going to sigh loudly’ sigh

INFP: the 'I’m an introvert please respect my space it has nothing to do with you or your party but I’m so tired of explaining all this to you again’ sigh

INTJ: the 'I gave you ONEEEE job but you somehow still messed this up too’ sigh

ISTJ: the 'I just like things neat and tidy why dafuq are you mad AT ME for cleaning your desk and organizing your life for you’ sigh

ISTP: the 'I’m never doing anyone another favor for as long as I live’ sigh

INTP: the 'this is going to take too long for me to explain to you and now my mind is already drifting so I’m just gonna do it by myself - you are no longer needed kthanksbye’ sigh

ENFJ: the 'I told you this would happen repeatedly but why didn’t you listen to me and now we gotta deal with this because I secretly get off on this drama’ sigh

ESFP: the 'I can’t believe I did this AGAINNN! why can’t I make good decisions? why is there so much dramaaa?!’ sigh

ENFP: the 'I can’t decide what food to get bc there are too many choices and now the waiter looks like he’s gonna spit in my food - okay fine I’ll have the pasta …dammit I should’ve gotten the risotto instead’ sigh

ESTJ: the 'I called you 10 minutes in advance because I know you’re always late and yet you’re still late right now’ sigh

ENTJ: the 'they don’t want my help but they’re doing it wrong and it would just be so much easier if they did it my way’ sigh

ESTP: the 'I’m so done with all of your drama you’re fking crayyyzeee’ sigh

ENTP: the 'fine I surrender but only because you’ll finally shut up if I do’ sigh

Haechan: Mark, tell the whole world that we’re bros

Mark: *leans in and whispers* we’re bros

Haechan: Wait– why’d you whisper, bro? 

Mark: *whispers* Bc you’re my whole world, bro

Haechan:

Mark: bro 

Haechan: bro 

also like… i hope no one tries to like… diminish the shitty things they all did to hannah bc “someone did worse”. like… you’re not saying they’re literal satan or anything, but i feel like i’m already seeing ppl trying to make excuses for ppl and i’m not here for that??? or bc hannah wasn’t WORLDS MOST PERFECT PERSON she deserved some of it?? idk idk idk. the discourse has begun and i’m bracing myself. 

anonymous asked:

obsbh is far more painful than umfbha already and we're only 2 chapters in! i think part of the reason why is bc victor actually allows himself to feel things, whereas yuri adamantly refuses to feel anything but hatred for victor, even when his feelings start to change he just convinces himself that he still hates victor. so you feel more frustrated at yuri, rather than feeling his pain. victor, on the other hand, is an emotional mess who was prepared to fall in love with yuri before he even did

Viktor and Yuuri are at very different ends of the optimist/pessimist spectrum and so while Yuuri often expects the worst, Viktor always hopes for the best which means it hurts more when it all goes wrong  

death by glitter, a marauders au group chat fic

Note: It is about to turn 2am as I write this, so please, don’t ask.

james: cmon

remus: No.

sirius: no

peter: no

james: I DIDNT GET MARRIED FOR MY SPOUSES TO NOT SUPPORT ME

remus: still no

james: pls

peter: thats it im telling lily u said the four of us were married u deserve it

james: nO GOD

lily: heard ur cheating on me

james: lily no i swear

lily: im leaving u for sirius anyway

James renamed the group chat to Death by Glitter.

Remus renamed the group chat to james we, in no way in hell, are not becoming a punk rock band.

james: remus ill buy you that chocolate fudge

james: sirius i can get that motorcycle

james: peter whatever u want

peter: can i have that new broomstick yaknow what im talking about right

james: done

Remus renamed the group chat to Death By Glitter.

sirius: IM LEAD VOCALIST OKAY

james: FUCK OFF MARLENE SAID MY VOICE WAS BETTER

sirius: ur wife said my voice was better

james: i give up

peter: i can play guitar

remus: Since when did u play guitar, mate?

peter: my dad taught me

remus:…Alright.

remus: I can play the drums.

sirius: OUR SWEET MOONY WHAT IN HELL

sirius: ADHAFSJGKDKHDL

remus: Are you actually that surprised or did you do that to annoy me?

sirius: both

peter: who’s the manager tho

sirius: lily

james: ???? okay shook

james: guess thats settled

james: operation the marauders are punk rock af is a go

sirius: our first single is now officially out now!!!

peter: TIME TO CELEBRATE

remus: We can head to that bar in Muggle London if you want.

james: y'all i need to find lily and drag her along but does anyone know where shes at

peter: oh i forgot shes at a theater performance and it’ll last until 11 so her phones probably silent she told me to tell u

james: thanks bro

peter: anytime

sirius: come on boys we have a smashing night ahead!!!

james: ur not really cheating on me with one of them right

james: they know an awful lot about u. its kinda sketchy

lily: james im pregnant with your child i do not have time for an affair

lily: oh shit

lily: james…

lily: james?

lily: listen tell sirius and peter that i didnt mean to tell yiu guys this way but im pregnant. and james just found out so pls just keep an eye on him

remus: Lily, do you want me to have a heart attack?

remus: That’s a given, though. I’ll return him to you safe, don’t worry.

lily: i owe you one

remus: That’s a bit off the mark, but I’ll take it.

james: lily is jt a her kr a xhe

lily: it’s a he, love.

james: im clming home nlw i love yoiu

lily: love you too.

Sirius renamed the group chat to in honor of harry james potter our next single is going to be called baby boy.

james: harry??

peter: yeah u said it over and over last night so i guess u like it

james: ha i only remember the part where i heard my name over and over

sirius: MY EYES

sirius: im SCARRED

sirius: I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS

remus: Funny, you said that last night too.

–james: listen i love that you’re subtly pointing out that yall had sex but peter and i have known for a long time now that u two like each other

peter: finally tho like took yall long enough

peter: also

peter: dumbledore’s calling

lily: i cant believe you’re going away for two weeks

lily: NOW too

lily: i understand that u feel you need to

lily: but just..dont

james: dont guilt trip me like that im begging you

james: its for marlene, love. you and i both know we have to do this for her

james: she deserves this at least

lily: how dare you

lily: presume that i don’t know how important this is to her

lily: go if u want then

james: lily, i

james: ill see you soon.

Sirius renamed the group chat to the mv was watched over 20 million times in the first two days SHOOK.

james: yall went ahead and uploaded it without me??

james: on the day i come back too

james: rude

Peter renamed the group chat to james talk to your wife u fool.

james: im coming home now

james: just..ill talk to you then

lily: you idiot oh my god

james: what omg i thought we were good now

lily: you forgot the FUCKING VENUE CONTRACT

james: dammit ill be right there

sirius: are you good now

james: yeah i apologized

sirius: good

sirius: james..this is what you want

sirius: what you’ve always wanted

sirius: dont risk it again

james: dont have to tell me twice

sirius: smh

sirius: one week man one week to the day

james: im dropping the contract off now ayy

sirius: this is gonna be lit

Remus renamed the group chat to today’s our first concert in a actual venue with upwards of five thousand people im

peter: oh fuck

peter: FIVE THOUSAND

peter: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS

sirius: bc u’d back out

peter: i feel exposed

remus: Go check on the audio mate

peter: yes sir

sirius: time for your pep talk james there’s six minutes to go

james: aight listen we got this. we’re prepared and they already love us. there’s nothing left to fix and i am positive each of us will give everything out there. get it boys

sirius: damn

remus: That was actually really good

peter: shook

peter: two minutes

james: r u here

lily: yeah

lily: love you

james: love you too

James renamed the group chat to THAT WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC!

To be continued.

2

Costume swap bc why not

domestic wesper would be


  • jesper almost always waking up late
  • wylan noticing but deciding to let him sleep in
  • jesper hopping around with one shoe on as he tries to put on the other, shirt completely buttoned wrong, “i’m going to be late! i’m going to be late!”
  • wylan laughing, “jes it’s fine. i’m the boss, remember?”
  • “no, no, no, i have to go.”
  • quick goodbye kisses
  • jesper racing out the door, wylan standing in the foyer holding jesper’s guns he can’t fathom how he left without, counting down the seconds until jesper realizes and comes back
  • jesper crooning at them, “what would i ever do without you?”
  • wylan rolling his eyes, but jesper beaming at him. “i meant you, wy.”
  • lots of wylan blushing.
  • slow welcome home kisses.
  • stories about their day over hot chocolate, sitting in the reading nook jan had built into the library for wylan before he knew wylan couldn’t read
  • wylan not being ashamed to be there anymore. in fact it’s one of his favorite spots in the house now. sitting beneath a big bay window, views of sunset over the canal, surrounded by pillows. an excuse to be squished against jesper’s side. 
  • what could be better?
  • domestic wesper would also be wylan playing music for jesper when he’s especially jittery
  • jesper finding his hands have stopped shaking
  • wylan loving the way jesper’s eyes are closed, the way he’s absorbing the music. so much, in fact, he almost blunders a few times
  • it’ll be jesper sharing his favorite music with wylan in return, introducing him to new things
  • lots and lots of terrible dancing around the house
  • wylan being so undeniably happy it leaves no room for embarrassment
  • and just imagine jesper waiting up at night for the servants to go away
  • because there’s a full kitchen for him to work with and he’d be damned if he doesn’t utilize the skills his mother taught him. 
  • jesper humming as he bakes (i can’t get rid of this headcanon?) because his mom did and he swears he feels her nearby
  • wylan waking up to sweets galore, “where is all of this from?”
  • “the food fairy. he heard you were a good boy this year.”
  • eating cake for breakfast and regretting it later.
  • lots and lots of sickness from too many sweets but they don’t mind because they get to lay side by side in bed while the servants bring them soup and tea and extra pillows
  • sometimes wylan would stay up to catch “the food fairy” and hear jesper humming.“what’s that song, jes?”
  • imagine jesper tossing flour at him out of spite for giving him such a start, “why aren’t you sleeping?”
  • flour fights start ensuing (i’ve used this with ninej i think but sh)
  • but also it’ll be
  • jesper teaching him how to cook
  • and wylan telling him about chemical reactions during dinner
  • “sounds like us.”
  • “how do you mean?”
  • “two substances brought together that causes sparks to fly.”
  • wylan blushing because could he be any more cheesy? probably not. “i wish i had flour to hit you with right now.”
  • and of course there’s jesper reading to wylan (how many headcanons have I done of this already???)
  • and surprise picnics in the garden under wylan’s favorite tree. don’t imagine wylan as a kid hiding behind bushes and trees to get away from his father bc i just did and it’s painful. why do i do think these things but wylan surprises jesper with them, using the recipes he taught him.
  • jesper asking despite a mouthful of food, “how are you so good at everything?”
  • and wylan appreciates this because he’s right. he’s good at most things he tries and it doesn’t matter what things he can’t do. 
  • most importantly it’ll be 
  • jesper realizing he doesn’t need chaos to give him a rush. staying in one place could be enough. is enough.
  • and wylan realizing he can be happy in the home he was once frightened of. he is safe again. he doesn’t have to hide from jesper.
  • and it’ll be jesper laying awake, studying wylan’s features highlighted by the glow of the fireplace after he’s dozed off. jesper whispering, “i think i might love you, merchling.”
  • wylan opening his eyes just enough, “you think?”
  • “YOU’RE AWAKE?” 
  • wylan grinning. “i was trying to catch the food fairy. he sings beautiful songs.”
  • “you know what, i take it back.” but the look in his gray eyes tell wylan he’ll never be able to take it back. he means it too much. jesper fahey might be is in love with him. he can flirt the pants off anyone, but no one else gets that look.
  • “well i might feel that way too.” wylan tries to sound indifferent, but his cheeks are as red as cherries.
  • “yeah?” wylan imagines that’s the expression jesper used to get when he won on the makker’s wheel. unadulterated bliss. dilated pupils; a new high. a positive one.
  • “you’re looking at me like you have a winning hand.” jesper whispers.
  • if this is what winning feels like, no wonder jesper got so hooked on chasing the euphoria of it.
  • wylan doesn’t know much about gambling, but he knows not to risk winning hands. no one ever gets lucky twice. jesper knows it. 
  • wylan having the unnerving thought, jesper wouldn’t risk this, right?
  • and his cheeks are burning so bright, and he can’t form any words.
  • jesper’s smiling at him, in the way only he does, the way that makes everything seem so much easier. even if jesper is nervous, too. 
  • do you have a winning hand, merchling?”
  • “i don’t think i’m supposed to tell.” 
  • “you can trust me.”
  • “you probably said that during all your card games.”
  • jesper rests his forehead against wylan’s. “but this isn’t a game, and i won’t ever lie to you.”
  • wylan shivers. maybe he can’t put his feelings into words, yet. maybe expressing himself will never be as easy as it is for most. but he’s enamored by jesper, jesper is where his thoughts start in the morning and end at night.
  • and i love you may be stuck in his throat, but he can still say it in other ways. 
  • “yes.” wylan finally answers and he wraps his arms around jesper, because you’re supposed to keep your winning hands close. only a fool wouldn’t. 

(i also did domestic kanej here)

anonymous asked:

Netflix death note is already bad bc they made light an ugly greasy white boy instead of handsome confident japanese honor student lmao

im crying… honestly as an asian i dont mind them doing a western adaptation and thus having white people but why did they make him so greasy i mscreaming 

light is supposed to be, as you said, this handsome cool-headed confident slick guy you would never suspect to be a serial killer

not an internet dweller slathered in grease i 

Vader did not know Luke was his son untill Boba Fett told him and Vader already had met Luke. And only later he knew about Leia… so Luke not knowing (even tho in the TFA script said he knew who she was) who Rey was well

it actually doesnt debunk anything if u believe in other theories bc Leia or whatever other character not knowing her it’s still the same i think idk so…

anonymous asked:

I love how dan repeatedly says they're doing this video for the views all throughout when u know damn well sure phil found out about the rumor that morning and called to dan from the living room or something laughing and dan was like no way no fuckinh way and phil just beams at him and is like let's do it and they both say it as a joke but they think it's funny in their own little way and do it bc phil was probably persistent views my ass dan did it to make phil happy bye u already know u KNOW!

i wouldnt be surprised if it was a really spontaneous video idea after phil saw the news and told dan about it. i had another anon tell me that it couldve been a way for them to introduce nintendo switch since theyre uploading a video playing a game on that console this weekend, which i guess makes the most sense as to why theyd upload a video like that to the gaming channel

What went down in Horrificator
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Nino: kk let's film a horror movie bc we need a one-off plot for this episode
  • Mylène: I can't act bc Ivan is terrifying
  • Nino: aren't you and he supposed to be a thing at this point
  • Nino: bc that was established when he was akumatized and that's already happened by now
  • Mylène: idk but either way he's f**king terrifying
  • Mylène: imma sing the song that helps me calm down
  • Mylène: smelly wolf, smelly wolf, trapped in the stinky hut
  • Mylène: smelly wolf, smelly wolf, I'm gonna kick your b**t
  • Nino: did you just censor "butt"?
  • Mylène: why is that relevant?
  • Nino: why would you censor that? it's not a curse word
  • Mylène: idk
  • Alya: ok speaking as the only voice of reason in the room, as usual, can we maybe get back on track?
  • Max: agreed, we've got only 78 hours before they kick us out of the school for the evening
  • Nino: there's no way that number is correct
  • Nino: maybe like 7 or 8 hours at most
  • Alya: that running gag is kinda worn out now
  • Chloé: hi
  • Mylène: NOPE NOPE NOPE
  • Mylène: I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW
  • Ivan: hey Mylène, things are gonna be ok, pls don't get akumatized
  • Mylène: *gets akumatized*
  • Ivan: that defs went well
  • Chloé: so anyway imma take over Mylène's part so I can get to smooch Adrien
  • Alya: that was defs not in my script
  • Nino: I um...may have made a couple revisions?
  • Alya: I WILL F**KING MURDER YOU
  • Alya: IT IS 100% POSSIBLE TO HAVE A STORY THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE ROMANCE
  • Alya: AND A CONTRIVED ROMANCE SIMPLY FOR THE SAKE OF ROMANCE NEVER POSITIVELY CONTRIBUTES TO A NARRATIVE
  • Nino: ok sorry we can take it out
  • Marinette: and there's a whole lot of unnecessary shenanigans averted
  • Rose: aww :(
  • Chloé: anyway imma leave and take Kim and Max with me
  • Max: there is an 87% chance—
  • Kim: that you're a nerd?
  • Max: ...
  • Max: ...yeah.
  • Kim: and that Chloé is a scuzzbucket?
  • Max: now we're talking! <>
  • Max and Kim: *enact sweet high five*
  • Max and Kim: *get captured by Horrificator*
  • Marinette: ok Nino so you know how you wanted a realistic monster in your film?
  • Marinette: and then one conveniently showed up
  • Marinette: so what I guess I'm asking is
  • Marinette: are you Hawkmoth?
  • Nino: oh no you caught me
  • Nino: as somebody who was previously akumatized, Hawkmoth is defs who I am
  • Nino: great theorizing there
  • Nino: anyway can you transform and beat the monster pls
  • Marinette: ok. Tikki, spots on!
  • Adrien: imma leave a shoe here as a diversion bc that's defs how that works
  • Adrien: Plagg, claws out!
  • Nathaniel: anyway I'm standing here and I'm defs not in immediate danger of being captured
  • Horrificator: HEY GUYS
  • Nathaniel: hey Horrificator!
  • Horrificator: *captures Nathaniel*
  • Nathaniel: in retrospect I should have seen that coming
  • Horrificator: *captures Chloé*
  • Ladybug: ok let's have a show of hands
  • Ladybug: who here is in favor of not actually rescuing Chloé this time
  • Ladybug: by an overwhelming majority of literally every person, we're not rescuing Chloé
  • Chat Noir: *traps Horrificator in Cataclysm cage*
  • Ladybug: and now it's time for an impromptu musical number!
  • Everyone: *bangs loudly on miscellaneous cleaning supplies while singing*
  • Horrificator: MAKE IT STOP
  • Horrificator: pls have mercy and deakumatize me Hawkmoth
  • Hawkmoth: yeah that's warranted
  • Ladybug: well that's that then
  • Nino: anyway Mr. Mayor here's our film of very real events
  • André: yeah imma disqualify it bc you left my daughter there to die
  • Nino: ok fine we'll go back and rescue her if you give us the award
  • Ladybug: no way in hell am I going back to rescue her
  • Nino: but that's the only way to get the award!
  • Ladybug: then maybe you should have thought of that before you voted to leave her to die
  • Nino: oh yeah good point
  • ROLL CREDITS
if the rangers were a sorority

Here’s the fam, let me introduce you to them one by one

first, we have the little, Brandon

Brandon just pledged and doesn’t really know what’s going on. he has no idea why getting a big is important but he’s okay with the crafts and free booze he got from his big. not smiling too big bc he doesn’t wanna get hazed (even tho Matt would never)

next, we have the big, Matt

Matt’s very excited to get a little, so excited that he can’t take a good picture. very upset that the picture didn’t come out good enough for his insta and is mad at the rest of the fam is posting it everywhere. too nice to haze, doesn’t believe in that stuff. 

and the gbig (grandbig), Jimmy

Jimmy is here for the formality but is waiting to get drunk later with his new gg. excited the fam has grown but doesn’t want to show it bc he wants people to think he’s cool and chill. comes off as quiet and shy but is actually quite the partier and gets sent to standards a lot but he just doesn’t give a fuck. that guy that always says he’s going to drop out but never does 

then we have the ggbig, Brady

Brady is the retiring chapter president. very enthusiastic about the sorority. he’s that senior that cries at least once a week bc he doesn’t want to graduate and become an alum of the sorority. very proud of his fam and is very excited to welcome his gglittle. wears rangers stuff 5/7 days of the week.

and finally, the gggbig, Kevin

Kevin already graduated last year. he’s just here because he refuses to believe he’s not in college anymore and has to be an actual adult. also, he heard there’s going to be a party tonight

I saw this post a while back about how characterizing Hunk as a big beautiful lover is great and all, but it’s also super one-dimensional and neglects the complexity that Hunk deserves (that I don’t feel like he’s getting from the fandom OR the actual show but wtv). So, here are some Hunk headcannons that don’t have anything to do with him being super nice, or into food:

  • One thing that’s pretty cannon is that Hunk is very scared, and has a lot of anxiety. He’s afraid of being hurt, of hurting or failing others, and seemingly his first instinct is to run from conflict (though he fights through this fear, and was given some character development on this front in s1)
    • imagine how afraid he must be before every fight. every time he goes out in ol yellow he’s gotta psych himself up bc he’s scared and he doesn’t want to do this and it isn’t fair he’s just a teenager he shouldn’t be saving the universe he just wants to go home and be with his family. and every time he’s gotta be like no, this is for the greater good, we’ve gotta help these people bc nobody else can. I’ve got to do this. I have to. Or I’ll never be able to live with myself.
  • we’ve all pretty much accepted that Hunk is 100% there for Lance and all his bullshit, but what about Lance being there for Hunk? What about Lance being there for Hunk when no one listens to him at the Garrison bc he’s “just an engineer” and pidge is kind of show-offy about their intelligence and lance is kind of a dingus but at least he’s charismatic and has a lot of friends.
    • He gets so angry. He has valid input! He’s a member of the team! Just because he gets scared and nauseous on the simulator doesn’t mean that people should just ignore him! Imagine Hunk and Lance in their dorm, Hunk pacing and yelling about how their instructors won’t call on him bc they think he’s some kind of joke but he KNOWS what he’s talking about! He fucking KNOWS! and Lance just kind of sitting there being like “yeah man I’m really sorry. yeah you’re right. shit that sucks” until Hunk finally burns himself out.
  • what about a Hunk that gets tired of the team taking advantage of his nice-ness? What about the team asking Hunk for favors–can you help me fix this robot–hunk can I talk to you about something personal for a sec?–Hunk, train with me I want to practice dealing with automatic weapons–Hunk can you try to make this for dinner some time? we don’t have any of the ingredients? do you know where we could find them?–Hunk you’re not busy are you? we need to give the lions a touch-up on their protective coating and everyone else is busy–
    • and he just flips. out. he disappears for like 6 hours. no one can find him. It’s shiro who finds him in the end, he’s huddled up in Yellow seemingly talking to himself–though he’s really venting to Yellow, who rumbles a purr in understanding every few minutes. Shiro asks him what’s wrong, Hunk explains and Shiro apologizes but tbh Hunk is still kind of bitter about it.
    • Just because he doesn’t complain about helping them, doesn’t mean it doesn’t inconvience him. Just because he always agrees to help doesn’t mean that he always wants to, or that it’s not interrupting shit that he should be doing.
  • he gets tired. he gets tired of helping people (even his team mates) and saving planets. he gets into a funk every so often bc he just needs a minute to recharge to really rest his his body AND his mind AND basically his will to be a big ball of sunshine like his team expects.
    • nobody on the team really knows what to do when this happens. they can’t really take a break? it’s not like they can just stop helping the people the come across. and Hunk won’t really talk to them about it, bc he still wants to be that guy, though they all understand. they want to stick around and help, but Hunk seems to want to be alone, so they mostly just leave him to himself, try to give him as much space as they can
    • Lance, though, comes up with Movie Night. it took a while to put together, Lance asked Coran and Allura about Altean movies and they showed him some but he was like…no. So what he wound up doing was reenacting the entirety of Mean Girls (the script of which he practically knows by heart) with the help of team voltron INCLUDING ALLURA AND A VERY ENTHUSIASTIC CORAN (if somebody wants to assign team voltron to various parts in Mean Girls I’m not going to stop you)
    • Hunk didn’t know ANYTHING about it (despite the team carrying around the script Lance wrote for them and rehearsing for a solid WEEK) and he honestly cried a little at the end bc he didn’t know how to thank them for doing so much to show that they cared about him

so yeah. Hunk should be more than just Good Guy™, or a fat dude who loves food, or a cinnamon roll too good too pure. He’s a person with flaws and faults and problems and just bc we love him and see all the good and wonderful things about him doesn’t mean that we should ignore his faults, or not allow him to have them.

anonymous asked:

Hey! I was wondering if you could write Rfa + V + Saeran reacting to a very quiet and shy MC, like they actually have to check she's still alive bc they can't hear her or they have to make sure she's not mad at them bc she stopped talking to them thanks xx

Hey anon! That’s my first request omg i hope i don’t screw up too badly

Anyway, hope you enjoy!


Yoosung

  • though he’s quite a talker, he’s also a little shy so he understands
  • sometimes, however, he just forgets MC is that quiet
  • they’re both in the kitchen and MC is making dinner
  • no one is talking
  • and then it happens
  • “MC what did I do?
  • “MC why are you mad at me?”
  • “MC please answer”
  • poor boy is already trying to find a way to make her forgive him
  • bUT WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH HIM
  • OMG POOR THING
  • “Yoosung I’m not mad at you”
  • “Yes you are. Is it because of LOLOL?”
  • and then MC laughs because he’s such a cute little dork
  • “I’m not mad at you, love”
  • “Okay, but if you were… you’d tell me, right?”

Zen

  • okay well
  • Zen’s job requires him to be as talkative and sociable as possible
  • and MC is the exact opposite of that
  • so this one night they’re at a party
  • there’s a lot of people, everyone seems to be enjoying it
  • Zen is talking with some coworkers showing off a little
  • but MC is nowhere to be found
  • and then he sees her, near the buffet, all alone
  • “MC are you okay?”
  • “Yeah, I’m fine”
  • “Are you enjoying the party?”
  • “Not really”
  • wow so straightforward
  • “Do you wanna leave?”
  • “Yes please, I’m really unconfortable”
  • and so they go home
  • and he really wants to make it up to her for making her feel unconfortable
  • it’s not your fault Zen
  • but you can guess what happens next 

Jumin

  • just like Zen, his job requires him to be as sociable as possible
  • and of course MC is not
  • so whenever they go somewhere for his job, like a party or a dinner or anything else
  • MC literally spends all the time by his side
  • stuck like glue
  • nodding in agreement whenever he’s talking
  • he honestly can’t be alone, not even for a second
  • “MC I just need to use the bathroom”
  • “I’ll keep you company”
  • Jesus MC
  • luckily for her, though, he doesn’t really mind
  • but when they’re home, he’s very quiet himself
  • most of the time MC is the one checking on him
  • “You okay?”
  • “Are you alive”
  • “Are you mad at me?”
  • no MC he’s not mad at you

Jaehee

  • she l o v e s it
  • quiet MC = peace at home
  • and boy, does she need some peace
  • she does really like small talks though
  • so when MC doesn’t answer properly she gets kind of annoyed
  • but MC is quite quick to notice and tries her best to make Jaehee happy
  • and she makes it!
  • Jaehee knows how shy MC actually is
  • and she tries not to embarass her too much
  • or make her feel unconfortable
  • she’s just really nice and sympathetic

707/Saeyoung

  • this boy is a fucking tease
  • MC is hella shy? BETTER EMBARASS HER
  • MC doesn’t like talking in front of many people? MC, GIVE US A SPEECH
  • MC is mad at him because of that?
  • oh shit MC is mad at him
  • “MC I’m sorry”
  • “MC I didn’t want to hurt you”
  • “MC please forgive me I’m an idiot”
  • yes you are
  • and of course MC forgives him
  • one day though
  • he was deep into some hacking stuff
  • and MC was in the living room, minding her own business
  • it might have been five or six hours, and he didn’t hear her at all, not even for a secon
  • and boy was he worried
  • he came running in the living room
  • “MC ARE YOU OKAY?”
  • “MC PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE OKAY”
  • “MC ANSWER”
  • “I’m okay you dumbass”
  • “Okay, just checking”
  • you were worried sick, just admit it

V

  • okay, let’s say it: he’s blind
  • he can’t really see MC, so hearing her voice would be kinda nice
  • except for the fact that MC is a little too quiet and does not talk often
  • she answer whenever he’s talking, of course
  • but doesn’t really like it
  • but V is just so in love with her voice
  • so he asks her to read something for him
  • and she agrees
  • honestly, who wouldn’t?
  • they’re both on the couch, V’s head resting on MC lap while she pets his hair
  • she’s reading some poetry out loud
  • he loves it
  • V once asked her to be his model, back when his sight wasn’t this bad
  • her face suddenly became bright red
  • “Do I have to?”
  • “Only if you want to”
  • “You’re not going to show this photos around, are you?”
  • MC he didn’t ask you to pose naked
  • i guess
  • “I’m not”
  • “Okay then”

Saeran

  • he’s not much of a talker himself, so that doesn’t really bother him
  • he does really enjoy spending time with MC without talking
  • just being by her side, maybe cuddling somewhere
  • on the bed, on the couch, wherever
  • oh god he loves to cuddle so very much
  • he’s perfectly fine with MC being shy as well of course
  • however he loves when MC is a little embarassed
  • her face is red, she’s stuttering and suddenly looking away and that’s just too cute to handle
  • so he tries to embarass her as often as possible
  • and MC actually never gets mad at him
  • she can’t
  • he’s just too cute