bc he was in hell

I’m painting Fenris taking a bath bc why the hell not. He comes around Hawke mansion and soaks in water while Sunny is working on some letters and they chill

oscar wilde
  • had three middle names
  • spoke five languages
  • was sentenced to prison for sodomy
  • was 16 when he had his first kiss
  • loved to travel
  • had an eidetic memory
  • lied about his age on his marriage certificate
  • held seances at his house
  • spoke with his hand in front of his mouth bc he was embarrassed by how supernaturally white his teeth were
  • kept a vase of flowers on his writing desk to neutralize the smell of his ashtray
  • had a passion for interior design and aesthetics—his drawing room was painted blue and covered in dragons, he even pressed feathers into the plaster to make it look cool
  • the kids at his school called him “grey crow”
  • one of the reasons he didn’t commit suicide was bc he was afraid he would go to hell for it
  • his favorite word was ivory
  • his last words were “i am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper, one of us has got to go”
  • his grave, in paris, has become the target of mass quantities of lipstick kisses. no lie. it’s literally covered in lipstick stains. and a sphinx. he also asked to be buried with his former lover’s ashes
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i’m gonna hire jimin as my main model for my future brand, expect it around 2018

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i mobstucked

i call this one ‘Ritsu has a sweet tooth and makes massive mistakes’

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A very important compilation.

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Jacin: I’m only loyal to my princess.

Me, innocent, pure and reading Cress for the first time: Awwn that’s so sweet! Cinder has a new ally! :)

Jacin: 

i can’t stop thinking about how much even’s hand must’ve hurt after he punched isak’s locker. like sure i get that he was all Cool Dude™ in the moment and stuff but i bet my first born child that the second he walked around the corner he started flailing and mouthing every swear he knew bc his hand hurt like hell. i mean isak was having an actual ring match with the locker and it still wouldn’t open, but here comes even all smooth and swift and suave and he just so happens to be able to open the locker with one inconsequential hit? no way buddy. he was definitely ready to drop after his punch. and the worst part is that you know he thinks it was worth it bc he caught isak’s shook expression and he got to know that his crush thinks he’s cool and mysterious and strong

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the 100 personality traits
*monty green

part 2 of 3rd grade teacher nursey?? yes?? ok

(part one)

  • calls all of his kiddos “little bro” regardless of gender. the occasional “little dude” or “little man”
  • the first time he wears a short sleeve dress shirt to school all the kids are obsessed with his tattoo
    • “mr n has a forever drawing on his arm :000″
  • hes the ultimate kid whisperer. anything these kids throw at him? hes got it covered
    • kids are fighting about who gets the 64 pack of crayons. jeremy got them yesterday and now he wants them again?? theres like 4 other kids who want to use them jeremy dont be a dick
    • nursey’s like “can i give you guys a special project? i need a big drawing to put up on the wall. but you all have to help and you all need to use the crayons”
    • jeremy, immediately distributing the crayons and getting a big ass piece of paper: ok mr n!!!!!!

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