bc binning

ok so hear me out: College!Binu ft. laundry & extra 4stro

  • binu living in opposite towers in a residence hall but on the same floor so their windows essentially face each other 
  • so literally every morning when Bin wakes up he gets to rest his eyes on the beauty that is nerd!Eunwoo getting ready to get to class
  • and also gets to hear the sheer noise that is MJ/Sanha
  • ok so naturally Rocky and Jinjin being the ever-observant roommates catch him staring more than once out the window at the beautiful boy with the glasses from the east tower 
  • and endlessly tease him about it 
  • but Bin doesn’t even try to defend himself or his rep as a Bad Bad Boy™ because honestly he is also a Hoe™ for beautiful things he’s not going to deny himself this pleasure 
  • until one day eunwoo looks up from where he’s studying by the window
  • and catches bin’s eye and smiles
  • and bin immediately chokes on his coffee because what the hell it’s one thing for someone to be this pretty but it’s another thing for someone to have an amazing eye smile smh iLLEGAL 
  • ‘hyUNG HE SMILED AT ME’ @ jinjin 
  • jinjin: ‘yeah sure son u sure u aren’t dreaming’ 
  • rocky: ‘no hyung idt bin is lying he’s still looking this way’ 
  • bin: (spluttering) ‘whAT DO U MEAN HE’S STILL LOOKING THIS WAY’ 
  • and rocky and jinjin are just cackling because Bin is such trash for this boy from the east tower and he doesn’t even know his name
  • also that one time when Bin tried to take a photo of Eunwoo sitting at the window in the evening because the way his face was lit up was breath-taking but his flash was on and he had to duck away before he Got Caught™
  • ok so over at the east tower this is how it goes 
  • sanha: ‘hyung that creep’s from west staring again’ 
  • eunwoo: (still staring very hard at his textbook) ‘yeah he’s incredulous about how loud two smol beings can be’
  • (background sanha: ‘bitch i’m taller than u’) mj: ‘yeah well i think he’s starING AT YOU EUNWOO I THINK SOMEBODY HAS A CRUSH ON U’ 
  • eunwoo: (pushing up his cute ass glasses) ‘yeah well he’s p cute too’ (goes back to his work) and for once mj and sanha are stunned into silence
  • and so mj and sanha make it their Mission to wingman eunwoo and rocky and jinjin make it their Mission to wingman bin 
  • ok so one time jinjin and rocky are in the dining hall to grab dinner & they run into the terror twins 
  • sanha: ‘omg it’s u it’s u ur the one eunwoo hyung keeps looking at’ and gets hit by myungjun bc 1) why can’t this boy shut his mouth and 2) he mistook rocky for bin which is frankly q a feat they look nothing alike
  • and so after many clarifications and shouting over each other 4stro settles 3 facts: 
  • 1) nerd boy’s name is eunwoo and he thinks badboy from the west tower is ‘p cute’ 
  • 2) said badboy’s name is bin and he wears too much eyeliner and snapbacks and he’s been pining away at the east tower for the longest time trying to secretly catch a glimpse of eunwoo 
  • 3) both bin and eunwoo need to get their shit together 
  • upon finding 1 out bin lets out an embarrassing squeak that he swears never happened and disappears into his blanket fort because even though he tries to be a Bad Bad Boy™ he is actually just a soft pupper 
  • now he knows beautiful boy’s name!!!! eunwoo!!!!!!! beautiful!!!!! just like him!!!!!!11!!1!!1 amazing
  • he is so soft for eunwoo it’s incredible 
  • and when eunwoo finds 2 out all he does is push up his glasses and blink confusedly @ mj and sanha bc thank u very much but what is he going to do with this information 
  • and so now that 3 has been established by 4stro, 4stro decides???? they need???? to have a game plan???
  • so plan number 1 is set into motion they send both eunwoo and bin down to the printer at the same time because somehow both sanha and rocky needed to get a worksheet printed At The Same Time How MystERioUs!!!
  • but because bin is grumpy at having to tear his gaze away from the window he is down and back up with rocky’s worksheet in a flash 
  • and eunwoo just stares weirdly at sanha’s very hopeful expression and question of ‘so did u meet anyone,,, special??? downstairs????????’
  • the answer is no 
  • and so plan number 2 is set into place mj and jinjin send eunwoo and bin to the dining hall to fetch cookies because ‘don’t question ur hyung u lil shit just get me the cookies’
  • and so bin goes down grumpy as usual to grab a cookie for the most annoying hyung in the world
  • he doesn’t see eunwoo but hoo boy eunwoo definitely sees him 
  • and he sees the way the crowd in the dining hall parts for this gorgeous boy and the way this group of girls excitedly start whispering and the way some people’s gaze lift from their food as he walks past and the way the lights flash on bin’s ear piercings
  • and he sees the way bin carefully puts a couple of cookies into a box (how can someone??? who looks so tough??? be gentle with cookies????? he finds out later that it’s only bc bin hella loves food)
  • and he sees the way bin commands attention even though all he’s doing is being hella grumpy and decides then and there that he cannot Deal with talking to bin when there are So Many People watching so he just hides behind a pillar and waits until Bin strides back out the hall 
  • and so when eunwoo gets back up he just stares weirdly again at mj’s very hopeful expression and question of ‘so did u meet anyone,,, special??? downstairs????????’
  • the answer is no and a very suspicious eye twitch because angel eunwoo cannot lie to save his life 
  • but from that point on eunwoo just keeps staring shamelessly out his window into the room in the opposite tower and ducks his head whenever bin looks his way
  • bin swears eunwoo is staring at him but he figures it’s just him projecting onto eunwoo 
  • at this point mj and jinjin are so dOne with their dongsaengs like u lil shits please 
  • so one night sleepy baby bin is hauling his laundry down to the laundry room because hell he doesn’t have any clean clothes for tomorrow so even though it’s 11pm he gotta do that shit 
  • and he’s in his soft pajama pants and rattiest hoodie loading his clothes into the washing machine when eunwoo comes round the corner 
  • wearing the softest sweater and his cute ass glasses and carrying a neat laundry hamper 
  • like literally who folds their clothes before putting them into a laundry hamper fricking cha eunwoo that’s who 
  • and so sleepy baby bin is just dumping his clothes in and eunwoo just freezes because this is the Grumpy Bad Bad Boy™ in the west tower but instead of being in all black he’s wearing his huge ass glasses and he’s in his pjs and he looks so soft and huggable eunwoo wants to cry 
  • but bin suddenly looks up because ??? shit he forgot to bring detergent down and he doesn’t want to go all the way up to the 12th floor to get it he figures he might as well borrow from whoever just walked in and he looks up and 
  • eunwoo lets out an embarrassing sqUEAK 
  • and grumpy baby bin turns red so fast like whAT WAS THAT SOUND DID THAT RLY COME FROM EUNWOO 
  • WAIT IS THAT RLY EUNWOO 
  • o good lord it IS eunwoo what do i do what do i do whAT DO I DO
  • ‘HiCanIBorrowDetergentPlease&ThankYou’
  • and eunwoo’s frozen and he can’t say anything because 1) wtf the guy he’s been staring at for the longest time just talked to him and 2) he,,, can’t understand,,,,,,,,,,,, 
  • and so bin clears his throat and has to squeak out ‘hi can i please borrow some detergent i left mine upstairs’ in a slightly calmer voice
  • he lies, he’s not calm at all 
  • and when eunwoo, wide-eyed and wondering what he did well in this life to have the most gorgeous boy he has ever seen acknowledge him and use his detergent, hands him his detergent bottle, bin flushes red 
  • and because we all know bin is smooth af he says something like ‘i can totally make it up to you with a coffee tomorrow?’
  • or rather, he thinks he says something like that
  • because it went more along the lines of ‘ah coffee yes tomorrow????’
  • and poor baby eunwoo??? standing there in his soft sweater and his glasses being all confused???? doesn’t understand what bin is trying to say???? me too eunwoo me too 
  • until bin clears his throat and flushes even redder and holds eunwoo’s detergent bottle back out to him goes ‘can i make it up to you with coffee tomorrow?’
  • he wants to stab himself wtf who asks the most beautiful person in the world for detergent and then coffee
  • and it’s eunwoo’s turn to stand there mildly shocked (read: hella shocked) and accepts his detergent bottle back with a quiet ‘yes, alright’ and a small smile
  • bin is internally combusting 
  • eunwoo is also internally combusting 
  • so when bin flies back upstairs and screams at jinjin and rocky they smack him on the back and coo at how Grumpy Bad Bad Boy™ binnie finally gets his first date with nerd boy from the east tower 
  • and before eunwoo can even open his mouth mj waves a text from jinjin in his face and screaMS EVEN LOUDER AT EUNWOO ABOUT HIS BABY ANGEL EUNWOO GOING ON HIS VERY FIRST DATE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • bin can totally hear it but he’s grinning to hard to care
  • i’m grinning too hard to care
  • i just 
  • i rly love binu 
  • i rly love astro fluff
  • moral of the story if you see a cute guy in the laundry room please talk to him
  • not that i have ever i hate myself
  • inspired by the cute sleepy boy i saw in the laundry room at 1am this morning
  • for hwarang hoe @nataliekaytbh ily u smol tol child

anonymous asked:

I was folding shirts when this family comes in. Parents, a toddler holding her mom's hand, and the little boy in a stroller. They were only in the front of the store for 5 minutes. We have a lot of tables in the front but it's pretty obvious we sell movies, CDs, TV series, etc bc of signs &the bins are huge.The dad comes up to me & literally asks "where the FUCK are your movies?" uhhh, first off calm your ass down. Second, your kids are right there. Third, go fuck yourself & find them yourself.

ASTRO + Baseball

before you go any further: stop and picture all the members in baseball pants. you’re welcome. (mostly for @moon-hyuks and @snibnoom)

MJ: 

  • that one rlly loud shortstop/outfielder
  • a lot of people think they’re gonna be able to hit it right over his head but jokes on them bc mj will leap into the air and snatch the ball out of the air
  • really good at catching ground balls, scooping them up and flinging them in a nasty little zinger to whoever needs them
  • has the most double play assists on the team
  • when he’s in the outfield he’s constantly cheering and yelling for his other teammates
  • he’s not the best batter but he can consistently get himself onto 1st base
  • a sneaky little shit that likes to steal bases when no one’s looking
  • always starts the chants from the dugout when they’re at bat

JinJin:

  • catcher
  • can u not see him crouched behind home base with his backwards hat and pads waiting to catch the pitches
  • also of course he’s the catcher the catcher’s the one that’s calling to the field players, telling them who’s going where and what base to throw the ball to
  • really good at reading batters and telling rocky what kind of ball to throw
  • gets along really well with all the umpires
  • his walkout song is boom boom pow
  • everyone underestimates him at bat bc look at this short blond dude alright y’all bring the fielders in
  • little do they know he’s gonna slam the ball way out to the fences
  • on the occasions that he hits home runs, he’s been known to dance onto home plate after doing his little trot around the bases

Eunwoo:

  • he really didn’t mean to end up on a team, he just liked throwing the baseball
  • except once bin saw him throwing with donghwi and was like “hey…pretty boy…come try out for our team”
  • so now he’s 1st baseman
  • he’s so stable and consistently is in the perfect place to catch the ball from all the bases
  • kind of bad at dealing with poor umpires, has gotten himself put on the bench by the coach because he’ll start arguing calls
  • not the best batter but he’s slowly getting better
  • very methodical in his approach to batting, will practice his swing more times than a lot of people find necessary before stepping in the box

Moonbin:

  • a wicked 3rd baseman
  • everybody dreads their game against bin bc he’s tall and is known for leaping up and catching the ball before it can get to the outfield
  • he throws the ball wicked fast and before he’s back on the ground from catching it he’s already flinging the ball back towards 1st to get the out
  • shouts. so much. every time he makes a good play you can hear a really loud “woo-hoo!” come from somewhere around 3rd base
  • (he always blames it on sanha)
  • someone tries to steal 3rd or home? rip them
  • he and rocky are on a mind meld and as soon as someone tries to start stealing bin is there and rocky is turning around to fling the ball to him
  • is not afraid to chase a person down to tag them
  • he and rocky battle for the best batting average on the team on the regular
  • bin’s rule for running the bases is going to the one he can get to safely and then going one more (aka he makes the most dives and also gets tagged out the most)

Rocky:

  • star pitcher of the team
  • he and jinjin haven’t worked together forever (he and bin have) but they’re a really great together
  • has a wicked corkscrew (a spinny one) that consistently catches batters at a loss
  • not afraid of the ball, has been known to snatch it out of the air off the bat
  • absolutely hates when he throws balls, and holds himself personally accountable
  • before jinjin was his catcher he’d just get a 10 gallon bucket full of balls and pitch for hours on end when he thought he’d thrown too many balls instead of strikes
  • (after jinjin found out about it he started catching those and making sure rocky doesn’t wear himself out)
  • the team loves when his time at bat comes at the same time as the bases are loaded
  • so does he
  • bc instead of batting (which he’s gr8 at normally) he gets to bunt
  • his favorite thing is warming up like he’s going to try to smash the ball and watching the opposing team scramble after he switches and bunts it really short as he flies towards first base

Sanha:

  • outfielder, mostly behind 3rd (tho occasionally is seen in the center)
  • he’s so tall and is really good at catching fly balls
  • also will race to catch a fly foul ball (and regularly gets there for them)
  • his throw isn’t necessarily the most powerful but boy can he throw f a r
  • he throws long and has good aim and everyone loves having him in the outfield
  • (has been known to space out during practice and has gotten hit in the head by one of jinjin’s batting practices)
  • decent batter, can get himself to 1st pretty regularly
  • he and eunwoo tend to tie for most likely to strike out, they get psyched out by pitchers that aren’t consistent
  • when he does hit well tho he can usually get a double or triple run bc his legs are long and his is quick
boyfriend!Moonbin:
  • the epitome of romantic
  • will probably bring you flowers out of nowhere
  • lunch dates are your favorite bc food + bin the greatest combination wow
  • backhugs for days omg
  • he’s fond of kissing your cheek while he hugs you from behind
  • his smile would just melt your heart into a puddle and like this happens often because you always catch him smiling at you omgakjfha
  • “bin why are you looking at me like that”
  • “i just think you look really beautiful today, i mean, you always look beautiful but, today especially.”
  • he tries to cook for you even though he has a little trouble doing so
  • this boy just wants to see you happy
  • you always compliment him on his dancing and singing and he blushes every time and it makes him 10000000x cuter
  • “bin-ah”
  • “what”
  • “i love yoooouuuuu”
  • you’d take so many selfies with him and like all of them turn out sillier than expected
  • you’d share earphones and you’d always end up singing along to the song you were listening to
  • and myungjun would take a video of you two and sanha would probably be screaming beside him about how cute they two of you are 
  • you honestly love it when he wears glasses
  • and then you’d steal them from him and then wear it afterwards
  • “that’s okay, they look better on you, anyway”
ASTRO + Avatar

Sanha is the avatar. Shenanigans ensue. [This is done based purely on A:tLA, mostly bc I’ve only watched a handful of Korra episodes T.T]

-Admin May Hay

MJ:

  • is an airbender that gets more joy out of bending than just about anyone in the world
  • the king of those air spheres that aang invented he’s constantly zooming around on them
  • he and eunwoo (another airbender) were traveling together and just so happened to run into jinjin and sanha 
  • mj, being mj, strikes up conversation and they make friends and eventually it comes out that sanha’s the avatar and they’re trying to find him teachers for all the elements
  • so mj of course offers he and eunwoo up without a thought
  • mj’s “teaching” is mostly just showing sanha how to pull pranks with airbending
  • bc mj is the type to use his bending to make you slip on nothing or spin a person around or make a paper fly through the air every time you got close to it
  • he’d teach sanha how to do the air sphere and rip anyone who’s near them when they get going 
  • bc those boys move for no man (they probably destroy the poor cabbage care multiple times)

JinJin:

  • a waterbender that lived with one of the water tribes with sanha
  • was there when sanha realized he could bend water (which happened by sanha playing around doing roundhouse kicks and after one of them the entire ocean decided to follow his foot through the air and smack into jinjin)
  • at first it was chill bc they just figured, ok, sanha was a late bloomer, nbd, and since jinjin teaches the young benders how to control their bending he can just each sanha
  • it works
  • that is, until sanha is dorking around with his kicks again and accidentally does some airbending
  • (poor jinjin got thrown into the snow fifty yards away that time)
  • so they end up leaving the tribe to go try and find sanha some teachers bc obviously he’s the avatar and while jinjin’s a fantastic waterbender he can’t help with what he doesn’t know
  • also jinjin would be such a fluid bender
  • watching him waterbend would be a work of art 

Eunwoo:

  • he’d be so into learning about all types of bending even tho he’s just an airbender he finds everything about bending fascinating 
  • would be such a precise and patient bender
  • he and mj trained and got their tattoos at the air monastery together and decided to go out to explore the world a bit
  • when mj brings jinjin and sanha back with him to where ever he and eunwoo were staying eunwoo’s kinda skeptical at first
  • but once everything’s explained and eunwoo realizes he’s meeting the avatar he gets really excited bc there’s so much to talk about and learn 
  • lowkey takes over sanha’s airbending training when he realizes mj’s just teaching him how to be tricky
  • probably would get annoyed with sanha’s attention span when trying to teach lol
  • but he loves teaching another person how to airbend
  • also imagine eunwoo with one of the gliders it would totally be his favorite mode of transport

Moonbin:

  • he and eunwoo were friends as kids before eunwoo went to the air temple for training
  • he’s a firebender tho and has been bending since he was like two years old
  • is really playful with his bending and generally just loves to do it
  • when eunwoo shows up out of the blue with three people in tow and one of them claiming to be the avatar he’d be so skeptical
  • but then they’d show him sanha’s water and air bending and eunwoo would pout a little and bin would cave and let them stay
  • when sanha finally gets the courage to ask him to train him in firebending he’d be surprisingly patient
  • he and sanha would stay outside training for days on end (eunwoo sits at a distance and takes notes on what goes down)
  • probably the one that teaches sanha how to incorporate bending into fighting
  • (this happens after sanha is messing around with kicks again and almost accidentally sets mj on fire)

Rocky:

  • an earthbender
  • he’s so stable and dependable of course he can move the earth
  • lives in the same town as bin and meets the other four boys one day when he’s looking for bin bc he hasn’t seen him in a couple days
  • when bin introduces him to the others mj asks him if he bends and rocky unthinkingly answers him “yeah i’m a earthbender”
  • “perfect! you can train sanha!”
  • “wait what”
  • and that’s how he ends up as sanha’s earthbending teacher
  • even tho he tries to downplay it rocky is lowkey one of the strongest earthbenders since toph and everyone is amazed the first time he shows them his bending
  • would probably overwhelm sanha the first time they tried to teach him how to earthbend lol
  • he and bin probably have practice fights all the time and have made each other into excellent benders

Sanha:

  • for the longest time everyone (including him) thought he wasn’t going to be a bender
  • so when he ends up being the avatar it’s a shock to everyone
  • it takes a couple hours but his reaction starts as “wtf” but goes to “ofc i’m the avatar i’m great look at this”
  • gets overexcited about his powers and accidentally destroys stuff
  • like a lot of stuff
  • training him is a dangerous job especially when he starts firebending
  • (they have to make sure jinjin’s with them before they start and that they have water on hand bc when sanha accidentally lights things on fire he gets overwhelmed and can’t stop firebending lol)
  • he picks up on the fun stuff (like the air sphere) really quick but the slow, persicion bending is a lot harder
  • he becomes slightly disenchanted wiith the thrill of being the avatar after he enters the avatar state for the first time and he realizes exactly how much power he has and has to balance and control
  • after that he buckles down and becomes a little more serious bc he wants to be a good avatar and that requires dedication
  • (would probably love talking to aang in the avatar state tho. aang would be such a good mentor to him.)

hi something that i’ve noticed! bin is really good at keeping his tempo while singing while mj tends to get more nervous. when they sing at radio shows and stuff typically mj and bin are next to each other and if mj starts to speed up his singing bc of nerves bin will tap the rhythm on mj’s back to keep him on tempo.