When Robo-Dad sees Lola or Tommy on their first dates with someone who’s trying to get fresh with them.


i did a funny thing. non je ne regrette rien


yo ive gotten a couple hundred new followers since i last introduced myself so hi here are some pictures of me in a car while **flawless was playing – my name is nik – i turn 20 next month oh god fuvk – i attend new college of florida for sociology & gender studies – im queer & gq – im poly & have a primary partner – aquarius – from west palm beach – might be a goddess, might be a witch, definitively a kitten

i like selfies, having my feet & hands kissed, tequila, communism, postmodern queer theory, latex, celebrating women & femmes, lipstick, subtlety, oceans, moons, vomiting, book burning, gags, etc etc etc just say hi if i u want u are important and gorgeous and knowing u would be cool

this blog is mostly about me learning to live in my body and sometimes complaining about things im trying to text post more?? welcome

it’s a beautiful grey day, went to the new pretty little coffee shop and saw the cutest barista girl (long-haired, short, said “this is going to sound crazy but i think i might’ve made it a bit too chocolatey” when she brought me my drink), got real into my book finally, bought two packs of strawberries for four bucks, looked cute walking home carrying those strawberries with my backpack on, and i haven’t thought about him obsessively today.