the-heart-and-the-wildfire asked:

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] …there’s no way Scott doesn’t realize you’re there. That’s hysterical.
[text] You’re totally screwed.
[text] I mean not like Scott is getting right now. But in the metaphorical sense.