bby why you do this to me

I had the sudden urge to draw them in Elie Saab dresses (x) (x) and I JUST—-

why do they look so good they’re illegal

Tonight's episode

1. Rossi saying he’d pay Reid’s bail no matter how high made me want to cry already.
2. Spencer locked up = dear god someone hold me.
3. “My battle, my choice.” WORDS TO LIVE BY.
4. Garcia wanting splashes of color on the BAU plane is adorable.
5. Luke helping Penelope down was so cute and I still don’t understand why Garcia doesn’t like him????
6. Spencer’s face when he hears the plea deal broke my heart.
7. I completely broke down during Emily and Spencer’s talk. Not ok.
8. Only Garcia can look good in an FBI vest and miniskirt.
9. This episode made me never want to drive.
10. Spencer’s love for his mother is so pure.
11. I was ready to fight someone when they handcuffed Reid.
12. Fuck that judge.
13. I’m going to pull my hair out why do the writers do this to me

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Was doing this treasure hunt and came across this. It cracks me up bec a u s e- 

Cayde roll around in his sleep. 

 For example, like this gif here, showing how Cayde rolled in his sleep and fell to the edge-

Originally posted by minnie-on-focus

You Meme A Lot To Me

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Y/N, Natasha.

Clint: every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break

Natasha: clint, it’s 2 am.

Clint: every step you take

Clint: I’ll be watching you. happy valentine’s day. my gifts will be delivering later on pls do not trash them

Natasha: is that coulson’s song?

Y/N: this explains why my room is flooded with gifts from the others

Natasha: why must tony give us all cardboard cutouts of him every year?

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: couldn’t u choose a better song old man? this is why u have no valentine. even ur wife said no.

Clint: did i invite u? no.

Pietro: today is a day of love so don’t be salty

Clint: Na.

Clint: hahaha get it

Pietro: no

Clint: ofc you wouldn’t

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Finished ACOWAR and the only real thought I have right now is that Azriel, the infamous spymaster, the badass shadowsinger, my sweet lil’ bby bat, better find the love and happiness he deserves in one of the spinoffs because Azriel ‘Be careful how you speak about my High Lady’ is the real fucking mvp of Prythian

BTS reaction to you sending nudes

eheheh I love this request, thank you sweetie ;)
if you have sent in any requests recently and I haven’t done them, i’m really sorry :( i’m a student so I need to find time to write and study, so expect your requests done in a few days after sending them in <3
(dear person who requested: I love your username. love ya.)

the following content is for mature minds only ;)

requested by @sunflowerlecki: huehuehue can i request a bts reaction to you sending a nude picture ;)))) 


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Stray Kids lockscreens ♡
I usually make these lockscreens for myself since I hate when pictures are underneath the clock lmao so I decided to why not share them! I might do more of these later on

Please reblog or like if you save

Hope you like them! And if any of you have any requests for any type of lockscreens you’d like just ask away!

Protective

Pairing: Pietro x f!Reader

Request:

can you do a chat where tony starts flirting with the reader and pietro gets jealous so he puts tony on top of the tower?


Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has added Tony.

Clint: Wanna help me prank Pietro?

Tony: You need to leave that boy alone. He has been through a lot.

Clint: Steve, did you take Tony’s phone again?

Tony: no

Tony: It’s the real Tony now and I would love to be part of your prank.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: We are mature, responsible adults that the kids look up to. Is pranking them the right thing?

Tony: Yeeeeeesh Steve.

Clint: Ugh save the lecture for our next stupid scheme.

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: Hey. What’s going on?

Steve: They are being irresponsible role models.

Bruce: I didn’t ask you, Steve.

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Happy birthday to Jinguji~!! 🎉 myhusbandilysm💞💗

Originally posted by zacksfairest

“I think its okay to have a lot of romances. It’s part of experiencing life but marrying only once is nice. I can spend my whole life with this person. I believe romance exists in order to meet a person like that.”

–Ren Jinguji, ASAS booklet

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Words describing Ren: flirty, passionate, eccentric, fiery, adventurous, cunning, relaxed

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Basic info:

Height: 183cm

Weight: 63kilos

Blood type: B

Birthday: February 14th

Zodiac: Aquarius ♒️

Instrument: Saxophone

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“I acted cold but I really wanted to hug you, hold your hand and kiss you, I want to lend you a shoulder whenever you cry.”

–Ren Jinguji, UtaPri Repeat, Along with a Cantabile Kiss(Maji Love End)

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Ren’s aesthetics~

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Ren admires all things Mediterranean- the cuisine, culture, locations, languages, beaches, activities- he has a thing especially for Italy.

He enjoys photography so a good birthday gift would be a camera. He randomly clicks pictures and puts them either in an album or he would create a “picture wall”, on it you’d find sceneries, animals, candid pictures of his s/o and some pictures of him and his friends to name a few.

He likes to pack his bags and fly/drive off to any place out of the the blue. He sees no reason as to why someone should not travel; its one of his passions.

Mr. Fashion expert, his wardrobe is goals and he is one to use the phrase “I swear on my Chanel” when jokingly defending himself. He also wouldn’t mind running a blog on fashion and his aesthetics.

He once joked that he should write a novel on all his “love-filled” adventures with ladies. Syo groaned and replied that such a book would never finish.

His cooking would send you to heaven. He enjoys spicy food and can cook a variety of cuisines, he doesn’t mind desserts either but he is not a fan of chocolate.

I also have this headcanon where Ren knows how to play the saxophone part in George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” by heart. Just enough to swoop away your heart eh? ;)

Romeo here is also aware of the language of flowers so the next time he sends you an exquisite and intricate bouquet, make sure to google the flowers and their meanings ~

His Hogwarts house is Gryffindor or alternatively, Slytherin

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“Don’t go!”

–Ren Jinguji, UtaPri Repeat, Whimsical Score(December)

anonymous asked:

How would everyone (V too) react to being in a (ง'̀-'́)ง big argument with MC... but out of nowhere she starts swearing in spanish? Hahahaha I'm Mexican and think this would be hilarious, it's canon that at least most of us mexicans swear a lot (sorry for the bad english)

Author’s note: I love this request so much omg I DIDN’T DO IT ENOUGH JUSTICE

Yoosung

  • HE WAS ACTUALLY SO CONFUSED
  • IT WAS SO FUNNY
  • “MC can you just-”
  • “I can’t understand you please-”
  • “Slow down I don’t know what’s happening-”
  • finally you just stopped and stared at him, waiting for a response
  • “I-I, uhh, lo siento?”
  • he took college Spanish have mercy on this child

Zen

  • when the first Spanish cuss word came out of your mouth, one thought crossed his mind
  • she’s so hot
  • BUT THAT DIDN’T STOP HIM FROM YELLING AT YOU IN FRENCH bc two can play at that game
  • so now you’re both standing in the middle of the living room, screaming at each other in two different languages, neither of you knowing what the other was saying
  • of course him yelling in french was super hot too
  • so finally, you took the initiave and shut him up with a kiss
  • “Bedroom?”
  • “Bedroom.”
  • I mean who doesn’t love make up sex

Jaehee

  • she tried to pull out her English to Spanish dictionary but you were going too fast
  • poor bby haD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO SHE JUST WATCHED AS YOU GOT MORE AND MORE INTO YOUR WORDS
  • the whole time she just kept messing with her glasses bc WHAT DO I DO IN THIS SITUATION
  • but she was also super fascinated because you were just so energetic  and passionate and
  • yup she definitely loves you more than a friend bye 

V

  • he is just like wat
  • BC HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE DID
  • YOU JUST WENT OFF ON HIM
  • “MC.”

  • “MC.”

  • “MC-“
  • “WHAT?”
  • “Uhh… why are you yelling at me in Spanish?”
  • “I’M NOT YELLING, I’M CUSSING!! AND I’LL GLADLY TRANSLATE FOR YOU, YOU SON-“
  • Nononono, I mean, why are you yelling at me at all??”
  • “Oh. You didn’t help me with the groceries and I asked you like FIVE TIMES!!!!! I MEAN COME ON, QUE CABR-“
  • And good job V
  • There she goes again

Jumin

  • when you started swearing in Spanish he just sat back and watched
  • anD MY GOD SEEING HIS SMIRKY LITTLE SMILE
  • AND HIS SMUG LITTLE FACE
  • JUST PISSED YOU OFF MORE
  • when you finally stopped to catch a breath you glared at him
  • “Are you done yet?”
  • “Sure.”
  • he stood up and kissed your forehead
  • “I spent four months in Mexico on a business trip.”
  • “So… you understood?”
  • Every word.”

707

  • once you started cussing
  • and you kept walking toward him and using your hands to talk
  • HE SWORE HE WAS GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD
  • and that’s when he dropped to his knees and grabbed onto your leg
  • “MC, I AM SO SORRY, I AM SORRIER THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN!!!!! JUST PLEASE DON’T KILL ME WITH YOUR MYSTICAL SPANISH POWERS.”
  • this dork
  • you literally stopped mid-sentence and stared at him
  • I mean did he really just say mystical Spanish powers
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@voltronwhumpweek2017

Day 1: Fever

Haven’t seen any edits yet and I had these wips laying around. I hope these aren’t too bad. (You can never get enough langsty-langst)

anonymous asked:

Omg could i get rfa+saeran+v reaction to mc calling them drunk because mc is spending christmas all alone and is like "lol btw i love u lmaoooooo isnt that funny anyway this wine is really strong wow but i love u ahahahahha im so alone" (ALSO CONGARTS ON 404 FOLLOWERS AND HOPE U BOTH HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!)

A/N: AAAAA THANK YOU! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! <3 HOPE EVERYONE HAS/HAD A GOOD DAY!!! IF NOT LEMME KNOW AND I’LL SEND YOU THE BIGGEST HUG AND THE SWEETEST WORDS I CAN MUSTER UP ~Admin 404

OMG THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER COOL PROMPT THANK YOU NONNIE. I HOPE ALL YOU GUYS HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAVE SOME FUN TIMES WITH THE PEOPLE YOU’RE CLOSEST WITH <3 LOVE YOU (aggressivelydrunkoffloverightnowomg) ~ Admin 626

*YOOSUNG:

-He’s the one who called you!
-Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas again (not like he said it 50,000 other times today)
-He knew you were spending it alone and felt really bad about it!
-Offered to spend it with you but you insisted you were okay, and that he should go spend it with his family!
-Once you answered, he wished you Merry Christmas and listened for a little bit as you rambled off a thank you
-You sounded a little funny? You words kept slurring and he wasn’t sure what was wrong
-”Oh, no. No no. I’m not okay.”
-P A N I C
-”I’ve a little too much to drink tonight. I didn’t even realize I had that much? But hey, ya know, you’re rreeeaaaalllllllyyyyy cute. I’d love to let you show me that you’re really a man.”
-Stuttered out that he had to go and that he hopes you sleep soon, and blushed SO HARD for the rest of the night!!

*JUMIN:

-Jumin is actually really sad that you’re alone on Christmas
- he might have had a little too much wine as well
-You two were in the messenger for .5 seconds before you decided to just call him and talk
- totally not because you couldn’t see straight enough to type anymore
-”HEYA MR. TRUSTFUND KID, WASSSSSSUP”
-???? MC? What a weird greeting
-You asked him about his day, so he told you every detail. He started to trail off and talk about C&R’s stocks, when you suddenly interrupted him
-”Damn Jumin, you’re real cute. I just love you. Like, wow. How can I get you to love me like Elizabeth? Should I wear cat ears? *whispers to self* holy shit i should buy cat ears”
-He was shocked! Did you just drunkenly admit you love him?? He knew his feelings towards you, so all he did was respond with,
-”MC. I love you as well. I think you’re extremely fascinating. Now, what was that about cat ears?”

*SAEYOUNG:

-He understood that you wanted to be alone, he’s been the same way for years
-What he couldn’t understand, though, was why you kept texting him about aliens?
-Normally he’d just play along, because he sends you the same type of texts, but…
-The amount of rambling and typos makes him think you’re possibly drunk
-When you called him, he was excited to see what your drunken mind had to say to him
- afterall, sometimes drunken minds are the ones that’ll speak all of the truth
-He sat through all of your rambling about aliens and carols, but didn’t expect what you said next
-”Ya know, you’re such a dork. But you’re a great dork. I love you. I lllloooovvveee you. Hearts beating, hearts soaring, yeeeeaaaahhh!”
- Saeyoung.exe has stopped working. Please reboot. HE WAS AS RED AS HIS HAIR. AND YOUR GIGGLE AFTERWARDS? HE DIED. THEN AND THERE. RIP SAEYOUNG.
-”MC you…you’re just so cute. You’re going to kill me, do you know that?? Don’t worry, I have this recorded so I can replay it for you in the morning, when you forget~”

*SAERAN:

-Why did you want to be alone
-You have him now, just hang out with him
- MC I’M LONELY JUST FUCKING SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME
-Wants to treat you like a princess but nnnoooooooooo you gotta stay home alone
-Freaked out at the fact you haven’t texted him in a while??
-The moment he saw your name pop up on his phone, he answered it
-Before he got to talk though, he could hear you talking to yourself, slurring your words
-You realize he picked up the phone and you were so excited!! “SAERAAAAAAAAAAN~ Hhhhiiiiiiii~ I might have drank to much but that’s okay, but I gotta tell you something. I have a secret. *giggle* sshhh, listen,,,,,, I looooove you! Yes I do! I do I do! *giggle*”
-Honestly SUPER SHOCKED that you love him? And that you admitted it? Holy shit? Quickly regains his composure and fucking smirks this lil shit
-”Oh, do you? Go ahead, go on. You love me? I love you too. Now, tell me how you’d show me just how much you love me…” woah there saeran, woah, down boy, down

*ZEN

- he didn’t get why you wanted to be alone??
- This boy got you SO many gifts and he has to give it to you on Christmas Eve and not Christmas???
-MCwhyhaveyouhaveforsakenme
-Zenwhyisurhoeassalwayssodramatic

- His face lights up when you call, omfg he’s so excited and his chest feels fuzzy
- “RAT TAIL!!! You’re so handsome *hiccup*”
- he’s really shocked because when do you drink? You don’t even take a sip of wine at the RFA parties, wtfisthis
- waitwhathELLDOYOUMEANBYRATTAIL
- “MC…are you drunk?”
- “Nooo…well, only a little bit *giggle*, I’m drunk on my love for youuu~” MCtIdon’tthinkthat’showitssaidbuturdrunkoffurasssoit’sokay
- HE’S SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU THOUGH???
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE’S HEARD YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT LOVING HIM
- youbetyoursweetassthisboyisgoingtothrowpartybecauseofthis
- “Princess, I know you won’t remember this, but I love you. I love all your quirks, mistakes, giggles, and stupid jokes. I love every single piece of you. I love all the bad times and good times ahead with you. I love you more than any obstacle that we’ll have to overcome. I just love you so much.”

*JAEHEE

- she didn’t really mind that you wanted to spend Christmas alone
- Jumin was probably going to make her work anyway hoeasstrustfundkidstophURTINGMYBAEHEE
- Luckily she got a day off but she felt so lonely without you!!!
- it’s okay though, she respects your privacy
- but when she hears your ring tone, she runs to her phone andtripsandknocksstuffoverontheway
- “Merry Chrismas!!! I bet you’d make a good Mrs. Claus…omg can you wear a mrs. claus themed outfit next year? *hiccup*  eVEN BETTER CAN YOU WEAR CHRISTMAS THEMED LINGERIE?
- omg the poor baehee is so flustered, first ur drunk and now you say this?? You’retryingtokillher
- “I don’t think that would be very appropriate, MC…”
- “Why noooot? My mom always told me when two people loved each other, they do a little…frick frack *giggle*”
-wowMCushouldwriteabookonhowtobeseductive
- “I mean your mom isn’t wrong, but-”
- W A I T
- you just said love
- oh my god you love her and she loves you

- “MC, I’m going to come over, is that alright?” sheneedstokissyouohmygod
- “Yeah~ Just don’t wear anything, you’re so pretty with nothing on~~~”
- omgMCurbadatthis

*V

- This poor soul is so lost when you say you want to spend Christmas alone
- he obviously respects your space, but this lil bby just wanted snuggles, Christmas movies, and hot chocolate
-MCyoureamonster
- he’s so excited when he hears your ringtone!!! Hahacausehecantseeurnameonthescreenimsowitty
- but when he answers he hears sobbing?
- W H A T
- he always knew you were a crying drunk buT IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD???
- “Hi V.. *sniffle* you know you’re cool right? Like you make my heart beat fast and i catch my breath when i look at you kind of cool? Because you’re really cool *sniffle* and it really hurts you know? *SOBBING* because I just love you so much and i know you’re terrified of a commitment like that again  and Rika was your sun and I can’t ever compare *moresobbing* And I just feel so bad because you had to go through all that pain and things never worked for you two because you just deserve the world V. You’re so precious and pure; you don’t deserve anything you’ve gotten”
- holy shit
- you’re in love with him???

- Oh man you’re right this boy is so terrified
- But he is sure of one thing
- He may be scared to love you right now, but he will NOT walk away from this
- “Listen MC. Never compare yourself to Rika, okay? But if you’re going to, I want you to know this. Yes, she was my sun, but you know what you are? You’re my moon. You shine so brightly that I can see my way out of the dark. You’re the one who guides me. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can ever compare to what you mean to me. I may not be ready now, but I can say with certainty that one day, I will say “I love you”.”
-youtotallydidn’tgigglewhenhesaid”icanseemywayoutofthedark”

Roses Are Red

Pairing: Loki x F!Reader

Requested by @earinafae

Yay your requests are open! Could you do one where the reader is like the parent of the group, is besties with Wade and has just started dating Loki? I’m also in love with your blog 💚  (a/n awwwwww <3 <3 <3)


Wade has created a chatroom.

Wade has added Loki.

Wade: Hello, you beautiful snowman.

Wade: Do you know what time it is?

Loki: Ah, Wade. I was wondering what had befallen you. You’re late for your weekly threats.

Wade: You won’t believe the traffic on the highway.

Loki: You have a car now?

Wade: No.

Loki: That explains the news.  Now, on with the threats. I’ve grown fond of them.

Wade: That defeats the purpose of them, you monster! Now I have to throw away my list and redo them.

Wade: I will KILL YOU.

Wade: With love if you love and support my Y/N.

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hes-my-onlyangel  asked:

168 AND 170 I NEED THIS SO BAD AFTER SUCH A LONG DAY OKIE I LOVE YOU BBY

WHY U GOTTA DO THIS TO ME JFKAJSLFLKJSAD OKAY ANYWAYS HERE IS #168.”YOURE IN TROUBLE NOW” AND #170. “BEND OVER” FROM THIS PROMPT LIST

She didn’t intend for this at all— this being pinned up against the wall, arms suspended over her head, wrists held by Harry’s hand. His teeth nip at her neck, pulling on the skin roughly. “You shouldn’t have done tha’,” he whispers.

She shouldn’t have done what? Tease him while he was at an interview? Told him she wasn’t wearing any panties underneath her dress? The dress that is now hiked up above her bum, Harry’s other hand cupping the bottom of her thigh. “You’re in trouble now,” he growls before pressing his lips to hers. It’s feverish and rough as his tongue grazes her bottom lip. “Can’t believe you told me you weren’t wearin’ any panties before I went fo’ the interview. Knew I was gonna get mad, huh?” He squeezes her bum before giving it a spank. 

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GOT7 Reaction // When their s/o is super shy in sexy lingerie.

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Mark

He would probably be shy himself once he noticed how shy! you were being in your lingerie. But he digs it though and thinks you’re absolutely adorable.

“You’re so cute I can’t stand it!”

Originally posted by ceohan

Jaebum

Obviously, he finds it super sexy even though you’re shy. He once he sees you in that sexy lingerie, he cannot control himself.

“There’s no reason to be shy when you look so good.”

Originally posted by mixedangel

Jackson

Hormones who? He’d probably be fanboying all over the place. He knew you were in such a vulnerable position so he’d wrap a blanket around you and cuddle you.

“How are you so adorable Y/N!”

Originally posted by umma-jy

Jinyoung

HE’D BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD. He never saw you in extremely sexy clothing before but he was living for it. He probably felt as shy as you were. Jinyoung wouldn’t show what a mess he was though.

“Why are you teasing me Y/N?”

Originally posted by jypnior

Youngjae

He never ever wanted to make you feel uncomfortable, even if he was enjoying the sight. He felt the heat in his cheeks from blushing so hard.

“Y/N you don’t have to wear such clothing if you’re uncomfortble okay?”

Originally posted by youngjai

BamBam

Oh bby what is you doing? He can feel a sweat coming on he thinks you’re so sexy. Someone hold him back cause once he has his hands on you, he won’t be able to keep them off.

“The things you do to me Y/N…”

Originally posted by pinkjuho

Yugyeom

He’d be super shy at first but once he got comfortable oh boi he would want to worship this sight forever.

“How are you so adorable and hot at the same time?”

Originally posted by markificent


I love writing these hehe

GOT7 MASTERLIST (X)

Why the mask doesn’t come off - COMPLETE
wow this took me wAAAAAAY longer than I thought it would. It’s fuckin’ 5 in the morning x’)
anyway really had a fun time doing this. It’s messy but I like it overall cx Go take a look at my revamped version — Digital AND Colored!

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Why are you trembling in front of me like a scared little mouse? ( )

Ambrosia

Pairing: Natasha x Reader

Request:

Can I have some nat x reader ? The reader loves cook some treats but the others are jealous because they think that nat always gets more food that them            


Scott has created a chatroom.

Scott has added Clint.

Scott: Hey, man. Did you finish all the cookies? And the muffins?

Clint: No, I think Tasha did?

Scott: Oh, okay.

Scott: Have you noticed how she always gets more treats than the rest of us?

Scott: Or how Y/N doesn’t mind if she finishes everything?

Clint: Are you jealous bc Tasha had the cookies and you didn’t?

Scott: Yes.

Scott: Those were good cookies, okay.

Scott: Chocolate chip.

Scott: I love them.

Clint: I have a stash.

Clint: I managed to swipe some before the others got to them.

Clint: I’ll share if you don’t tell anyone.

Scott: You’re such a good friend to me. I love you.

T'Challa has joined the chat.

T'Challa: If you want your stash a secret, you’ll share with me too.

Clint: GIDDINGItMAN

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Sf9 When They Find Out They’re Not Your Original Bias

Inseong: “That’s hilarious, of course I’m your ultimate bias right?” He would ask until he sees that you’re being serious. Probably wouldn’t get too upset about it but he’d be shooked and would ask a shiton of questions on what made you like the ex bias before and would probably try to display those same qualities in him later on smh. If you’re ex bias in sf9 was Taeyang, he’d try to be as sexy and dance better for you. “Babe, look at my body wave, I’ve perfected it oh yeah~so sexy~.” and your just like ppftt okay sweetie. God, catch him just trying to be more sexier on tv and everyone just like “is he feeling ok?..”

Originally posted by taeyamg

Youngbin: Wouldn’t mind too much about it. “I mean if Rowoon was your bias before, that’s ok with me babe as long as I’m your ultimate bias now.” And that’s what he would say to you out loud but whenever your’re not there and he’s with just the other members including Rowoon, he’d stare at Rowoon for a longass time. (and I mean just stare) until Rowoon would get uncomfortable and would be like hyung why are you looking at me and Youngbin would just smile and be like “I’m trying to figure out what about you attracted Y/N in the beginning..” Was that shade the world may never know Whenever you’re with them youngbin will highkey try to up his game, trying to look more cool and battle to get your attention (even tho he’s already dating you) and Rowoon who already realized why Youngin’s acting like this from day 1 would just be like omg, is he still really acting like this.

Originally posted by princechani

Rowoon: Wouldn’t let it hurt him even though it’s sort in the back of his mind whenever he see the member. “Zuhos was your original bias? ..Say no more, as long as I’m the only and only ultimate bias now, thats all that matters.

Originally posted by sf9fantasy

But deadass would be so petty and just bully your ex bias for like week till he gets over it.

Originally posted by princechani

Dawon: Having that knowledge engraved into him some days, he would either not care at all about it or be super duper salty and petty there is no in between

“Jaeyoon? HAHA iTS ALL GOOD I DONT CARE i mean why should I be mad there no reason to be jealous I’m actually gucci babe.”

*NEXT day*

Originally posted by sf9fantasy

Zuho: “….You used to stan Youngbin as your ult? So You didn’t fall in love with me at first? Was I even on your mind when you first met all of us, I fell in love with you from the beginning though and yet I wasn’t even your first original bias..*sigh*

“Zuho are you actually this upset what..” Legit he really isn’t and is just teasing you but you’ll never know. Whenever you’re with sf9 and you coincidentally end up standing next to Youngbin or something, he’ll mess with u again and pretend to be sad like ‘sigh and there she goes again’

Originally posted by ch-ni

Taeyang: “It’s cool, you cool, we cool baby.” But nah NAH, this guy is the most jealous and pettiest of them all. 

Hwiyoung: Oh hey y/n hows ur da-

Taeyang: HEY BABE DID U MISS ME!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATCHA LOOKIN AT IM OVER HERE~YOUR ULTIMATE BIAS MY LOVE

Originally posted by vvonho

Jaeyoon: All smiley and is like “pftt u kidding me, why do you have to even tell me, it’s not like the past matters bby” But in actuality, he’s already got this thing handled.

 “So as you know, y/n used to bias you but ofc you know what you are obligated to do right or should hyung repeat it again for you.”

Chani: yes yes i know, to act as unattractive and uncool as possible in front of y/n”

Originally posted by javajaeyoon

Hwiyoung: Downright Offended. “So the other day y/n told me i wasn’t her original bias and Dawon was.,Does that make any sense? Dawon? Like, I can maybe understand it if she had said Rowoon or something, but dawon?” (About to get a flying kick by Dawon right after but the boy’s not gonna let that stop him from speaking his petty mind)

Originally posted by sf9fantasy

Chani: Is a swave and chill guy most of the time but to know that he wasn’t your first bias and Inseong the awkward uncle was? Now that’s just ridiculous to him. Wouldn’t let it get to him tho but the other members and Inseong wouldn’t let him live about it especially Inseong who would mention it until Chani goes legit crazy

Inseong: Hey Hey it’s ok it’s not like you’ll ever be good as me in y/n eyes it’s just the truth of life little one

Chani: I- *explodes*

Inseong: shhh shh let’s just keep it moving

Originally posted by dearhoshi

only-i-call-him-pinky  asked:

holy shit i just started following you and u have the BEST cole headcanons! do you have any glacier? ;))

ABSJSNW THANK YOU I LOVE YOU?? I will take glacier to the grave with me friendo so yes I do, I offer you these for your kindness ❤

  • Cole: Zane I hurt my bicep I need you to come kiss it better ;))
    Zane: oh no of course D: *kisses cole straight on the lips* is that better :((
    Cole, who is now the colour of Kai’s gi: yEAH UH HUH SURE THING
  • One time they take arm wrestling too far and Cole snaps Zane’s arm off by accident and cries for three (3) days.
  • Zane: cole make me a sandwich stat
    Cole: sure *comes back with a single slice of cheese on top of one slice of bread*
    Zane, putting Cole’s head between two slices of bread: WHAT ARE YOU
    Cole: an idiot sandwich
  • Cole will try to one up him with knowledge and Zane is like bby, why are you trying
    • Cole: babe I can do maths SO much faster than you
      Zane: fine what’s 56 x 34
      Cole: 72
      Zane: that’s not even close
      Cole: yeah but it was quick
  • Cole loves to eat and Zane loves to cook and honestly if Cole hadn’t come up with some serious restraint he would be like 30 stone with coronary heart disease and diabetes
  • Cole: you have the prettiest blue eyes
    Zane:
    thank you do you want to see them closer *pulls eye off*
    Cole: nO PUT IT BACK ON
  • Zane downloads Cole’s favourite musicals so he can learn everything about them and sing when with him and laugh when he makes jokes about them
    • He also learns how to dance so he can do all sorts of dancing with him because it makes cole smile the size of the sun and that makes Zane very happy
  • Someone: your boyfriend is… A robot
    Cole: um yeah and that means he’s perfect which is more than I can say for your crusty ass get outta here before I bitch slap you into next week??
  • Cole is just talking to himself one time and is like “man I wish I could get a dog” and 3 hours later Zane shows up outside his room with an armful of 7 puppies and just goes “I didn’t know which one you wanted and it got out of hand I’m sorry please help me”
  • Zane is most definitely Cole’s impulse control
    • Cole: Zane is on a mission so I’m gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts
      Kai: why would you do that
      Cole: cause he’s like 83% of my impulse control so
    • Zane: cole no you cannot punch that old lady in the face
      Cole: Zane she barged you out the way?!? And then looked at us like we were dirt?!?!! Just one punch I promise!!
      Zane: I got this bby *walks over to the lady* *inhales* wHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE :))
  • Cole: Zane ask me why I love you
    Zane: why do you love me
    Cole, opening up his 130 slide powerpoint presentation: I thought you’d never ask
  • Cole would kill for people to play with his hair so Zane will brush it and braid it and tie it up for him and Cole is always sat there like :) I love this boy :)
  • Someone: throws something at Zane
    Cole: *running jump kicks the object out of the air and then backhands whoever threw it*
    Zane: what was that noise
    Cole: oh nothing baby I love you :)
  • Zane can breathe and cole will be like “you’re doing amazing sweetie”
  • Zane: ice is nice!!
    Cole: I’m so gay I’m so gay I’m so gay I’m so gay I’m so ga
  • Zane keeps a very close eye on cole during battle and he doesn’t like when they have to split up and he can’t be with cole, because how is he supposed to keep an eye on him? How is he supposed to stop him getting hurt? Oh no what if he gets hurt it’ll be Zane’s fault he promised to look after him
    • Cole is like I love you be safe!!!!! *smooch* and Zane is like “ok I feel a bit better now”
  • Cole is like unbelievably good at picking up vibes, Zane doesn’t even have to say anything and cole will know if he’s upset or stressed or angry and he will just squeeze his hand and give him a soft smile and Zane is like :D !!
  • Very convenient that Zane is the master of ice because they can still cuddle in the summer and Zane can just turn up the AC so cole doesn’t melt and all is well!!!!!
  • Cole: *winks*
    Zane: *short circuits*
    • Kai: being gay isn’t contagious Zane
      Zane: then how come I get gay thoughts whenever cole takes his shirt off >://
  • Piggy backs for the win
    • Cole: ONWARD MY NOBLE STEED
      Zane: :D!!!!!!!!!!!!! *trips and falls in a ditch*
  • Zane: cole, you are the most beautiful boy in ninjago. Trust me, my database has scanned and compared everyone across its entirety.
  • One time Zane accidentally flings cole off the bounty
    • Cole: hey babe give me a boost I need to reach something on the roof
      Zane: oh of course *picks up cole and throws him so high he flies completely over the roof*
  • Movie nights because Zane can download anything and everything
    • Zane: you had better appreciate this movie I almost download a malware for this >:/
  • Cole is so smad because who is knocking on his door at 2am but he opens it and Zane is standing there and he just goes “I have done some extensive research and I have come to the conclusion that I am in love with you :D” and cole swears he sees the light at the end of the tunnel that’s how much he nearly dies
  • Cole: Zane can you make me a pie
    Zane: no.
    Cole: when did you stop loving me
    Zane: oh no he thinks I don’t love him??? I didn’t realise he wanted a pie so badly oh no I don’t want him to be sad D:
    *An hour later*
    Zane: *shows up with 15 pies*
  • Cole would die a thousand deaths just to make Zane laugh and it’s not that hard to because Zane doesn’t even really find Cole’s jokes that funny but he laughs because he sees how happy it makes cole and that little triumphant glint Cole gets in his eyes and oh my goodness he is done for
  • Cole: Zane can you lend me a hand
    Zane: *pulls his arm off and throws it across the room*
  • Cole: I can’t stand people talking about their girl. I like lowkey stuff.
    Cole 3 seconds later: EVERYBODY LOOK AT BAE, HE’S SO CUTE, HE HAS A FACE AND OPINIONS
  • zane is the only one on the team strong enough to lift cole so he will use that to his advantage.
    • is too tired, zane needs to carry him
    • has hurt his knee, zane needs to carry him
    • is sad, zane needs to carry him
    • had a near death experience, zane needs to carry him
    • is too hungry, zane needs to carry him
    • needs to be carried, zane needs to carry him
    • zane knows his game you ain’t slick cole, but who is he to say no to his bf he is only too happy to indulge him
  • the only time they have ever had an argument is when Zane beat Cole on guitar hero and Cole has honestly never felt more betrayed in his life and wouldn’t talk to Zane for the rest of the day
  • Lloyd asks zane to help him map out something for a mission and he just goes “I’m sorry Lloyd but I am gay :/” and cole is like I have been waiting for this day because he says it all the time and now they can twin
  • speaking of twinning, matching outfits. that’s all I will say. they’re the cutest matching couple ever.
  • zane will play airhorns whenever cole burns someone but it gets out of hand
    • wu I need to borrow some money” *air horns play in the distance*
  • zane and cole rolling in wearing cool sunglasses as zane plays a cool theme song is obviously a must

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