bby i can get you a pie

11 questions tag

I was tagged by the cutie pie @xiulayallday thanks bby ily

1. Favorite physical feature of your bias?

You expect me to pick ONE when pcy looks like adamn snack??? If I’m held at gun point I’ll say his smile but listen his arms man he can choke me with them

2. Your second favorite group/artist?

Tbh I’m not even sure at this point? Bts is usually what o say tho

3. The drink you usually get at coffee shops?

I don’t have a lot of coffee shops around me but when I do it’s usually just an incredible coffee or the house special. Maybe something mocha
4. Can you speak more than one language?

I speak decent Spanish but I’m not fluent

5. DC or Marvel? or EXO

EXO man have you seen their comic game? It’s killer DC who?????

6. Your favorite face emoji?

😭 tbh I cry a lot

7. Favorite dessert?

Fucking

Ice cream

But I’m lactose intolerant and god hates me

8. A country you’d like to visit?

Japan!!

9. One EXO blog you’d suggest to others?

Just one??? I can’t pick one so here’s a list

@xiulayallday @eyesonxiu @uminbean @kyungso @exoinyourmind
@shesdreamingfics @kpopandlock @xiuminscheeks and there’s plenty more

10. Favorite hairstyle on your bias?

Uugghhhh his silver ofmeifk or his blonde but I’m also soft af for his natural hair


My questions!

1. Original bias in your ult group?

2. How did you get into kpop?

3. What’s the best way kpop has changed your life?

4. If you could start your own group, what concept would you have and what position would you hold?

5. Fave look of your bias? (Era wise)

6. Fave pet of the members?

7. Fave mv of your ultimate group?

8. Favorite fanfic??

9. Have you seen your bias group live?

10. Favorite EXO blogs and why?


I tag @eyesonxiu @kpopandlock @xiulayallday @shesdreamingfics @exoinyourmind and if any of my followers actually pay attention to my feed and see this then you should do it too!!!

2

Anon, why -A

Make me a pie I want to see how bad it can get -M

(Ai it’s been so long I’m sorry if the resolution of the picture isn’t that good here have the text because I’m 50% sure my handwriting cannot be read:

M: I didn’t know you baked.

A: That would be because I don’t. Bake.

M: Aw Alexander won’t you make me a pie? *puppy eyes*

A: -grumbles- I don’t even know how to make pies

So yup. Anon, why did you bring this up. (; -Admin

anonymous asked:

Please may you do one like the one where you accidentally say something and he gets upset and he doesn't talk to you but with Ash because tO MUCH CUTE OH MY GOD

Aw Ash bby ily so much you cutie pie.

“Michael your hair is so cool, and interesting! Ashton’s is a weird blonde brown colour and it can get boring” I said comforting Michael who was upset as he just dyed his hair and didn’t like the colour.

I got up from the couch to go into the kitchen to find where Ashton had got to as he was taking so long to make some popcorn.

“Ash what’s taking so long” I asked jokingly.

He didn’t reply.

“Ashtonnn” I called

“Ashhhh”

“ASHTON Jesus Christ are you deaf or just ignoring me?” I asked making my way to where he was standing.

He carried on ignoring me.

“What did I do?” I asked confused as to why he wasn’t talking to me.

“Ashton!” I said poking him.

I decided to try and make him laugh so I started singing one of their songs.

“You know something I don’t it’s not like you to be cold”

I saw him trying to hold back a smile. So I poked him on his dimple. His face returned to a blank expression again so I repeated my action poking him on the dimple again I gave up and ended up repeating poking him on his dimple.

“Oh my god” he said annoyed “you just don’t give up” he laughed sighing.

“Why were you ignoring me?” I pouted.

“Sorry, I thought I was too boring for you” he glared

“What?”

“I heard what you said to Michael, why don’t you just go out with him if you think his hairs so cool and mines boring” he huffed.

I started to giggle at his stupidness.

“Oh my god Ash” I laughed clutching my sides

“What? Why are you laughing? Stop laughing!” He moaned.

“Look I was just trying to make MIchael feel better. I don’t really think you hair is boring. I’m actually jealous of your hair. It’s so fluffy and bouncy” I giggled patting him on the head ruffling his hair.

“Hey” he whined In Protest.

“I love your hair ashton and I love you so stop being stupid and kiss me” I said

“Fine. I love you too” he said before placing his lips to mine in a passionate little kiss.

I just ASHTON FEELS NO THIS IS NOT ALRIGHT GO AWAY!! WAIT NO STAY OMG I DONT KNOW

anonymous asked:

can I request an adult Kagami who knows that his S/O is the one for him, the one he's going to spend the rest of his life with, the only problem is that her 6 kids ( child GOM) aren't willing to give their mother up that easily?

Yes, dear, you can. <3 THIS REQUEST SOUNDS SO CUTE OMG. I HOPE I DID IT JUSTICE BBY. Please enjoy it! (I hope it’s not too draggy >//<)


Kagami rang the doorbell, shifting nervously in his shoes.

“Muuuuum, someone is here!” A loud voice sounded from inside the house.

“Go get it, Aomine!” You commanded, bringing out the hot pie from the oven.

“I don’t want to! Ask Kise to do it!” the dark blue headed brat shouted.

A shuffling of feet to the door alerted you that at least one of them bothered to try to open the door.

“Mum! It’s that Kagami guy!” Kise announced.

“Yes, I am expecting him. Let him in,” you replied, taking off your apron to hang it on to the door.

“Ne… Don’t let him in! I don’t like him!” Murasakibara suddenly appeared, chewing on his maiubo.

“Murasakibara!” you frowned at him before opening the door yourself.

“Hello, welcome,” you greeted, a smile on your face as you opened the door to a twitchy Kagami.

He grinned back at you and leaned forward to hug you. You hugged him back but before the hug could last for more than a few seconds, a force came in between the both of you. Midorima stood in between the both of you, glaring up at Kagami while propping his spectacles up.

“Midorima, have some manners!” you flushed at the interruption, pushing him into the house and asking Kagami to come in as well.

“I don’t like him nanodayo.”

“What wrong did he do?” you hissed, steering him to the dining table.

“Everything!” he protested, taking his seat at the table.

Everyone was already seated at the table and as Kagami entered, they fixed their stare on him. You patted a seat next to you and Kagami came closer to take it.

“So, Kagami Taiga, isit?” Akashi asked, leaning onto his elbows and scrutinizing him.

“Akashi!” you reprimanded.

“Yes, I am Kagami,” he replied with a smile.

“I am Akashi, this is Murasakibara, that is Midorima, that is Aomine, that is Kise and the last one is Kuroko,” Akashi pointed out.

“Kuroko? Which one is Kuroko?” Kagami probed, looking around the table.

“I am Kuroko,” the light blue child piped up from right beside Kagami.

He immediately yelled, flinching at the sudden appearance.

“I have been here all this while,” Kuroko commented blankly.

“Oi, if you cannot even spot Kuroko, what right do you have to be with our mother?” Aomine challenged, eyes slitted.

Kagami looked at him, stunned for words.

“Aomine, be quiet! Everyone, let’s just eat,” you said exasperatedly.

You knew that your 7 year old brats would give you some trouble over Kagami but you never imagined that they would team up together to gang up on him. The six of them followed your instructions and picked up the utensils, beginning their meal.

“That was really good,” Kagami praised, rubbing his tummy as he sat back in his chair.

You flushed a little at his comment.

“Thank you.”

“What do you mean that was really good? Our mother cooks phenomenal dishes,” Kise commented dryly, furrowing his brows.

“Yes, I mean her cooking is really…” Kagami tried to defend himself but this time, Murasakibara cut in.

“Nngh, I want to crush you. I don’t like the look of you.”

Kagami had the decency to look slightly frightened as he looked at you for help.

“He always says that,” you rolled your eyes, beginning to clean up.

Kagami stood up to help you clean up but you waved him aside, piling the dishes by yourself. The moment you were busy in the kitchen, the six of them ganged up on Kagami.

“What makes you think you are suitable for our mother?” Akashi asked.

“Yeah, who do you think you are?” Midorima added.

“I know that I love your mother and…” Kagami started.

“You don’t deserve her,” Aomine interrupted, leaning back into his chair lazily.

“I am disappointed,” Kuroko said quietly at his side.

“Ne, stay away from our mother,” Murasakibara sniffled, chewing on his pocky sticks.

Kagami looked at his snack and back at his plate, where he cleaned out almost half the table.

“You should go away!” Kise cried out, his brows knitted together in a frown.

“I love your mother and I want to be with her but firstly, all… six of you have to accept me,” Kagami finally got his word in and he stared seriously at all six of them.

None of them would back down and they continued glaring at Kagami until you entered the scene again.

“What is happening?” you asked, arms folded across your chest.

“Nothing!” The six of them chimed, smiling like angels.

You rolled your eyes, ushering them to the living room while you cleaned up the dining table.

“Be nice!” you hissed to Akashi.

He was always the leader among the six of them and they always listened to him.

“Mother, we always are,” he had the cheek to look surprised at your words.

You simply huffed and shooed him away.

Back in the living room, Kagami was caged in by Aomine and Murasakibara.

“Let’s play basketball,” Aomine suggested.

“Basketball?” Kagami’s eyes lit up.

Everyone nodded amicably and brought out a basketball from somewhere. They quickly hastened to the open court behind their house and not before long, they were having an intense basketball session. You stifled a laugh when you went out to the court, shaking your head as Kagami, Kise and Murasakibara were up against Aomine, Kuroko, Midorima and Akashi. You went back inside the house, deciding to bake some cookies to while away the time. When it comes to basketball, all 7 of them were like children finding their passion. After two hours, the cookies had just finished baking and you took them out of the oven, placing it onto the rack to cool. The boys trooped into the kitchen, animatedly talking about basketball.

“Ne, are those cookies I smell?” Murasakibara asked, making a beeline to where you were.

“Don’t touch them. It’s still hot!” you smacked his hand and he retrieved it with a wounded look.

“Mum! I agree of him!” Kise whispered loudly into your ear and you looked up with an amused look to see Kagami proudly grinning.

“We whooped his ass,” Aomine commented, sitting down in front of the cookies and eyeing a time when you weren’t concentrating.

“Don’t you dare, Aomine,” you wagged a finger at him and he pouted.

“Well, so do you all agree of him now?” you commented sarcastically.

One by one, the six reluctantly nodded their heads. Even Akashi, which was surprising to say the least. Kagami was beaming behind them like a proud father and you let slip a giggle.

“Okay, okay, you guys can have the cookies now,” you conceded and all 6 little hands grabbed for the cooling cookies.

You met Kagami’s eyes over the commotion and smiled, definitely glad that he has the approval of your six children now.

anonymous asked:

Rate EXO from the cutest (baby-faces) to hottest (most fuckable lololol)

Wat where the heck did this come from omfg???????? UHM. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE AND STICK THEM IN ORDER WHEN THEY’RE ALL BOTH LIKE?????

SUHO

BUT THEN

SEXY BAEK?

HEEEEELLL YEEEEEA SEXY BA—

NEVER FRICKITY FRACKING MIND. HOW BOUT KYUNGSOO THO HE UBER SQUISHY.

YEA MAN SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT-

OH YOU DON’T GFDI I THOUGHT I HAD NUMBER 1 CUTIE IN LINE FO SHO UHM. LET’S TRY OUR BABY MAKNAE?

YEA I’M FEELING THAT LOOK AT THE BABYHUN BUT WAIT WHAT’S THAT

ABORT ABORT ABORT OH MY GOD 

I SAID ABORT YOU BUTT NEXT NEXT NEXT OH GOD TRY LUHAN HE’S A REAL CUTIE

WHAT I TELL YA HE’S A REAL FAIRY LIKE LOOK AT THAT LITTLE SMIL—-

OH SHT OH DAMN OH FCK THE GUYLINER IS CALLING MY NAMEEEEE MINNIE SHUT IT UP FOR ME PLS????

AWWWWWH WHAT A CUTIE I KNEW YOU’D COME SAVE THE DAY—-

MINNIE I TRUSTED YOU PLS SHOW YOURSELF OUT AND LET YEOLLIE IN KTHNX. ALRIGHT YEOL’S GOT A CUTIE SMILE LET’S CHECK IT.

HECK YEA I KNEW MY INTUITION WAS ON POINT HERE LET’S AWARD YEOL AS THE CUTEST AND MOVE ON TO THE NE—-

……I RETRACT MY STATEMENT. COME ON, YEOLLIE I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO MAKE MY LIFE A LITTLE EASIER???????? I GUESS NOT FINE DRAG IN JONGINNIE FOR ME? LET’S SEE WHAT HE’S GOT. 

HEY CUTIE HOW YOU???

OH. WELL UH…… NEXT……? OR YOU CAN JUST STAY WITH ME THAT’S COOL TOO. IS MY LITTLE BUNNY NEXT? XINGXING? IS THAT YOU?

I JUST KNEW IT HOW’S MY LITTLE CUTIE PIE????? DID YOU JUST FINISH DANCE CLASS???

OH DEAR…….SO YOU DID……….WELL…….DO YOU KNOW WHERE’S FANFAN? HE’S PRETTY CUTE MAYBE HE’LL TAKE NUMBER ONE. WHERE’S MY BABYYYYYY—-OH THERE YOU ARE

AWWWWH LOOK AT YOU BBY HEY LISTEN I HAVE TO PUT YOU GUYS IN ORDER FROM CUTE TO SEXY THINK YOU CAN HELP ME OUT??? EVEN JUST A LITTLE????

N-N-NO YOU GOOF YOU DIDN’T HELP ME AT ALL.

EEEEP NOT ONE FRICKITY FRACKING BIT BABY PLS JUST GO AND GET TAOZI FOR ME.

NO YOU—— DON’T GIVE ME THAT FACE. TAOZI WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU??????

OH GOOD THERE YOU ARE SWEETIE SO LISTEN ANONNIE WANTS ME TO LIST YOU ALL IN ORDER;; WHAT DO YOU THINK?????

….NUMBER 1 FOR SEXY, HUH……? I GUESS I’LL CONSIDER IT? SORRY FOR BOTHERING YOU…….CAN YOU BRING IN JONGDAE FOR ME PLEASE? HE MIGHT BE MY LAST HOPE.

OH THERE YOU ARE, JONGDAE. YOU ARE MY LAST HOPE FOR NUMBER 1 AND LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR CUTIE CHARMS I THINK YOU’LL FIT PERFECT IN THIS SPOT DON’T YOU????

J-JONGDAE NO I TRUSTED YOU!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS BETRAYAL ANON I CAN’T DO IT THEY ARE ALL MUCH CUTE AND MUCH SUPER SEX WHAT DO I DO????????