bbc im looking at you

I’m going to be by your side, like I always am, protecting you

  • American Shows: ok we're going to show you this pilot... oh ok you like the pilot? That's good, have 20 more episodes. And a subsequent 9 seasons. And the transcripts and deleted scenes and plenty of interviews with the cast. Oh also here's the gag reel, enjoy!
  • British Shows: Here's four episodes you fuckers, come back in two years and we might have some more done if we can be arsed. If you're lucky.
  • What she says: Yes, I'm fine
  • What she means: OMFG THAT WAS A NEW DOCTOR WHO TRAILER. OMFG, ALL THE WHOUFFALDI, OMFG WITH MAISIE WILLIAMS. I'M FINE I JUST SCREAMED LIKE A BANSHEE AND CRIED LIKE A BABY BUT IM PERFECTLY FINE. NO, I DON'T NEED A DOCTOR, WELL YES I NEED IT, BUT I JUST NEED ONE AND HE IS NOT HERE, HE IS TRAVELLING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE WITH HIS COMPANION CLARA PERFECT OSWALD. I THINK I'M HAVING A MENTAL COLLAPSE. I NEED HELP. NO, NO, I NEED SEPTEMBER 19 TO COME RIGHT NOW!!