bbc!sherlock

SO HEAR ME OUT ON MY CRACK THEORY

“The roads we walk have demons underneath”
Everyone has secrets

“and yours have been waiting a very long time”
Sherlock Holmes’ secret has been waiting for a very long time

“You know why I’m here.”
But we know Sherlock’s secret

“I’d like to hear you say it.”
We (Mofftiss) want to confirm it

“What is this, we can’t do this.” “Is this supposed to be a game?”
Gay Sherlock Holmes? We can’t do this. Is this a joke?

**IT’S NOT A GAME ANYMORE**

“I thought this was some kind of…” “What?” “Trick”
I though this was queerbaiting

“Course it’s not a trick, it’s a plan.”
Course it’s not queerbaiting, we’ve got a plan

“What’s the very worst thing you can do to your very best friends?”
What’s the worst thing you can do to the audience that pays for your show?

“Tell them your darkest secret.”
Tell them something they won’t accept

“I love you.”
WE’RE DOING IT ANYWAYS FUCK YOU CASUALS

HLV TARMAC SCENE: Johnlockers sit at the edge of their seats WAITING for the “I Love You”, don’t get it, loses their minds, but accept that “Sherlock is actually a girl’s name” is Sherlock’s way of saying “I love you”. Come to accept this.

A RANDOM, INNOCUOUS TRAILER: Johnlockers watching in excitement, just looking forward to a new season, then -

“I LOVE YOU.”

- just comes the fuck out of no where, FANDOM SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS AND DIES. 

literally the tagline for season 4 is IT’S NOT A GAME ANYMORE not a game not a trick said over and over and people are still like “lol but like he doesn’t actually mean I love you it’s just a”—-LISTEN LOOK AT THE TAGLINE MORONS IT’S FU C K  I  N   GGG R E A L