I’ve lived with light pollution all my life so you brought me out to the middle of nowhere to have a picnic and the sunset was beautiful but I’m awestruck by the sheer amount of stars in the sky I’ve never seen anything like this in my life AU
Drarry Bond fic but more like Harry and Draco sneeze whenever the other mentions the other’s name and just for a whole year everyone thinks they’re both respectively dying of the plague and they both realize it’s only the two of them dealing with this ‘sickness’ and they just get really mad at each other because of course somehow the other person is totally at fault for this damn sickness and then they complain even more to their friends about each other and just more sneezing and I just like the image of Harry and Draco with red stuffy noses, glaring at each other across the great hall, turning away to their friends to mutter an insult and simultaneously sneezing again.
okay but dean and sam and cas watching drunk history while getting drunk (and cas wildly gesticulating and loudly correcting the show and sam looking on with wide eyes like oh my god everything is a lie then what happened and dean sitting there like wow i’m so in love with this ornery bastard)
So these are just the sketches for the time being but this is a short comic/redraw with Klance of the scene where Finn and Flame Princess hug! I’m posting it like this juuuust in case I don’t get off my ass and get around to finishing it (color and all!)
@mizuaoi ‘s Roommates AU tracer, waving at amélie teaching a dance class. and dude, this “happy” fanfic fucked me up lmao. I couldn’t stop thinking about it since I read it. ( go read it if you haven’t please, its amazing. heres a link )
and @nikanono ‘s sexy talon tracer again bc I’m trash
A/N: Here is part 5! You guys have been so awesome with this little drab series, and I’m so glad you’re liking it. Please let me know what you think of this part. I always love hearing from all of you! ♥
Word Count: 1, 041 (i have a hard time stopping…)
Warnings: - language.
Tags: (at the bottom)
*gif is not mine.
You stared at the woman, her face still contorted in rage. A chill ran through your entire body, and you had the sudden urge to punch her square in the face. Feeling your fist tighten up at your side, you gave her your best bitchy smile in return.
:SCENE OPENS, RILEY AND ZAY WALKING DOWN HALL. RILEY CASUALLY GLANCES INTO SCIENCE LAB. SEES FARKLE CONDUCTING AN EXPERIEMENT WITH A STRANGE GIRL. THEY ARE LAUGHING TOGETHER:
:RILEY STOPS SHORT. ZAY RUNS INTO HER FROM BEHIND. RILEY PULLS THEM BEHIND THE DOOR, HIDING, PEARING IN:
RILEY(Pointing):Who that? That right there, that one. Who that?
ZAY(completely oblivious):Uh, that’s Farkle. Our friend, Farkle Minkus? Riley I expect this from Maya, but now from you, too???
RILEY:No! NOT Farkle. That…girl. The girl with Farkle.
ZAY:Oh, the one smiling and laughing with him like he just told the best joke she’s ever heard?
RILEY(slowly sneering at Zay):Yea. That one.
ZAY:Dunno. Probably just some girl in Science Club with him…Can we eat now? I skipped breakfast and hangry is not an emotion you want to see on a Babineaux.
RILEY(ignoring him):I think we should get to know her. Don’t you?
ZAY:Uhhhh, well I—
RILEY:—I mean if she’s going to be friends with someone in our group I think we should all get a chance to know her better, don’t you agree?
ZAY:Actually, I just—
RILEY:—Exactly. So we’ll go make a new friend then.
:RILEY WALKS IN:
ZAY(to himself):So we’re doing this.
:ZAY FOLLOWS RILEY INTO CLASSROOM:
:RILEY WALKS UP, INTERRUPTING FARKLE AND NEW GIRL:
RILEY(fake nice):FARKLEY! HI! Who’s your new friend?
FARKLE(surprised):Riley, Zay! Hi…School ended like 20 minutes ago, shouldn’t you be miles away by now? What’re you doing here?
ZAY:I am wondering the same thing myself.
RILEY(over enthusiastic):Welllll, we were just on our way out and we saw you in here and Zay thought we should come say hello!
ZAY:Wait, I What?!
RILEY(stroking Zay's face but staring at Farkle):Oh, Zay, don’t be modest…
:RILEY TURNS TO NEW GIRL, PUTS OUT HER HAND TO SHAKE:
RILEY:Hi! I’m Riley! This is Zay!
ISABELLE:Hi! I’m Isabelle. Nice to meet you.
RILEY(permanent fake smile on her face):Nice to meet you too, Isabelle! So. How do you two know each other?
FARKLE:We’re…in...Science Club together?… Isabelle’s my partner, we are currently TESTING my DNA!!
ISABELLE:We want to know if we can clone him. Cause you know, the more Farkle’s there are in the world, the better, right?
:ISABELLE MOVES CLOSER TO FARKLE, FARKLE BLUSHES AND LOOKS DOWN:
:RILEY IS FROZEN, SHOCKED:
ZAY(breaking awkwardness):Well that just sounds like a ton. of. fun, doesn’t it Riley? We probably shouldn’t keep them from it any longer though so we’ll just get—
RILEY:--ACTUALLY, Isabelle…there’s only one Farkle in the world. You could clone him as many times as you want, but nothing would never stand up against the real thing.
ISABELLE:Oh, I wasn’t saying Farkle isn’t special, anyone can see that. I just meant—
RILEY:--OK good. I mean, of course. Who WOULDN’T see that Farkle’s special.
ISABELLE:I know I do--
RILEY:--ANYone would be lucky to know him—
ISABELLE:--I know I am.
RILEY:Good. Cause he’s great.
FARKLE(whispering to Zay):What...is going on right now?
ZAY:I mean, it looks like they're…fighting over you.
:LOOKS FARKLE UP AND DOWN:
…Not totally sure why, but they are.
RILEY:I mean no clone is ever going to promise to make Pluto a planet again to see you happy. Or buy you a stuffed animal just to comfort you when you get your tonsils out. Or memorize your favorite smoothie—
ISABELLE:—He is good at remembering smoothie orders!
RILEY(stops short):Random genius girl say what now?
ISABELLE:We go out for smoothies every week after Science Club!
:ISABELLE SMILING AT FARKLE:
…Farkle always remembers which one I like…extra thick, with a spoon.
:RILEY FROZEN, ANGRY LOOK ON HER FACE, EVERYONE STILL. RILEY REACHES ARMS OUT, ABOUT TO LUNGE TOWARDS ISABELLE:
:ZAY PULLS RILEY BACK:
ZAY:OKAYYY we’re just gonna get going now.
:STARTS DRAGGING RILEY OUT OF ROOM:
ZAY(cont'd):REALLY nice to meet ya, Isabelle, hope we can do this again soon, y’all have fun doing your…science….smart kid….stuff. We’ll see ya!
:ZAY PULLS RILEY OUT IN THE HALL, FARKLE RUNS OUT AFTER THEM:
FARKLE:Riley! What WAS that?!
RILEY(smoothing herself over, pushing hair out of her face, she’s become disheveled from losing it):What was what? I just wanted to meet your new friend. She seems so nice!
FARKLE:WHAT?! You just LUNGED at her! It was like you were, I don’t know, like you were--
ZAY:--Jealous. Like she was jealous.
RILEY(outraged):Jealous?! Over Farkle? Why would I ever be jealous over Farkle?
FARKLE:Oh, gee thanks.
RILEY:Sorry, Farkle, but that’s just crazy! So what if he has a new science partner. Who cares if she’s some really pretty girl. Why would it matter that he takes her out for smoothies and she orders them the same exact way I do even though that’s supposed to be our tradition--
:Grabs Zay’s Shirt like Maya, but clumsier trying to be tough:
--I mean WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS ABOUT THAT ZAY? THAT’S RIDICULOUS!
ZAY:I’m…I’m a little scared to answer you right now but you DO seem to be getting all fired up over him.
RILEY:No, not at all. I’m happy for you, Farkle. I’m thrilled you met a new pretty, smart, perfect friend. She seems super. Totally super.
ZAY:You sure don’t look happy.
:RILEY GIVES ZAY DEATH GLARE:
FARKLE(getting fired up):Oh. Okay. Well that’s good cause I like her a lot, she’s really cool. I was thinking about introducing her to the rest of the group.
FARKLE(annoyance climbing):I might even ask her out on a real date.
RILEY:Great that is SO great I’m so happy for you.
:RILEY AND FARKLE KEEP STEPPING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO EACH OTHER:
:RILEY AND FARKLE INCHES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, NOT BREAKING GAZE. ZAY PUSHES THEM APART AND STICK HEAD BETWEEN THEM:
ZAY:Ya know, call me crazy, I could be completely off base here…but have y’all ever just stopped and thought “Wow, if we were all just honest about our feelings, everyone’s problems in this group might actually get resolved?”
FARKLE(not breaking frozen gaze at Riley):Tried that. Last New Years.
FARKLE(still frozen on Riley):People didn't love it.
FARKLE:Besides, what feelings? No feelings to talk about here.
RILEY(also not breaking gaze):Nope, none. Except my feelings on how happy I am for you.
FARKLE:Yea? Maybe I’ll go ask her out right now.
ZAY:--Yea yea yea, “Good, good, great, great, fin-eh fin-eh!” We get it.
:FARKLE AND RILEY STARE ANGRILY, FARKLE SCOWLS AND WALKS BACK INTO CLASS:
:RILEY WATCHES FARKLE WALK AWAY, THEN STORMS DOWN HALL OUT OF VIEW:
ZAY(to himself):So, I guess we’re doing this whole “love triangle” thing again. Cause that all went so well last time.
RILEY(off screen):I thought you said you were hangry Zay, what’s taking you so long? Hurry up!
ZAY:What the? Is she seri?—
:STOPS HIMSELF, TAKES A DEEP BREATH:
ZAY(Cont’d, as walking off stage, pondering/weighing options):…Wonder if my Dad would consider transferring back to Texas. Boarding school could be fun. Military school doesn’t sound completely awful…