bb you're by one and only

  • Delirious: Don't tell me what to do! You don't know me!
  • Vanoss: You're real name is Jonathan, but you go by Jon. You're favorite movie of all time is Ted, because it has a talking teddy bear. You're favorite horror movie is Friday the 13th. Favorite color isn't blue like most think, it is actually a dark red. The only person to actually see what you look like is Cartoonz, who dated your sister. You have a stuffed bear from your childhood, who you call Teddy. You're dad use to work on the Friday the thirteenth movie set. You adore little kids, and miss being one. You're not as outgoing as you really are online. And you favorite thing to do is hang out with your friends and family.
  • Delirious: My bears name is actually Mr.Teddy, thank you very much.

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry for dropping this on you but you're like the only one who's answering asks right now and I'm having a really bad anxiety attack because of all the talk of war and nuclear bombs and I'm just freaking out ok I'm really scared

it’s ok bb!!! I know it all sounds scary but chances are good that nothing is going to happen, you know how the news sometimes likes to make everything bigger than it is n shit. you will be ok my love!!! ❤️❤️❤️

anonymous asked:

I like to think that having a baby with Schneep would bring out his artistic side. He'd want to paint the nursery in blue and pastel green, tracing intricate patterns into the walls. He's almost in a daze as he does it and doesn't even notice you walk in. Once he's done, you're in awe. He turns, paint splatters all over one of his lab coats, and asks, "Is it enough?" And of course, answering him with a kiss is the only option. -nerf

AAAH yes that’s v cute and he would make sure that bb knew how to speak German just as well as English


tsu-berry  asked:

OK!! SO. You're the only one who will appreciate this. So my Patriarch Sim died. And I was TOTALLY EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR IT. And I had a WHOLE PLOT in mind for how my Founder was going to cope etc. She JUST AGED UP like the night he died. She goes to his Urn, starts crying, and I get the notification she died. Oh my god, please. I can't. I TOTALLY GET IT NOW. uuuaaah.

Sims 4, throwing plot twists left and right just for the hell of it. I’m sorry, bb! At least you’ll be able to see their ghosts sometimes :3

anonymous asked:

can you rec me a fic from any haikyuu!! ship you like? i want to read a fic but idk where to start. thank you!

sure anon! i can give u a few actually since i don’t read fic too often anymore tbh bc i don’t have much time to and these are ones i know i liked

anonymous asked:

I've always wanted to talk to you but I'm too shy but my friend said you were a really nice person and that you're really friendly

¿¿¿¿¿??????¿¿¿¿¿????? is this real tho??? is someone actually too shy to talk to??? ME? MIR? OMG DON’T BE SHY I AM LEGIT THE LEAST INTIMIDATING PERSON IN THE WORLD I PROMISE! honestly the only thing is that i’m kinda bad at responding (ask ivy lol) but REALLY if you wanna talk to me message me! send me more asks! send me a letter by way of messenger pigeon(jk never do that i am deathly afraid but you get the picture?)

Originally posted by yooneroos

Actual lines from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, part BB-8
  • *An average day outside Maz Kanata's tavern. Rey and Finn are walking by a babbling brook. Yes, there totally was a babbling brook*
  • Finn (romance novel-like): Rey, I have something really important I want to ask you. First off, I want to look really beautiful today. The way the light catches your eyes, I just want to stare into them for the rest of my life.
  • Rey (in her head): Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...he's finally doing this. I don't know how I feel about this.
  • Finn: I can't deny what I feel for you. You're my forever girl and I want to ask you-
  • *Suddenly, Kylo Ren drops from the sky. He removes his helmet and flips his hair sexily. Rey and Finn both blush*
  • Kylo (tortured soul mode activated): Hey babe...we've only just met but to me, you're the real chosen one. You bring balance to my life because I love you. You bring me to life and you taste like Vader, only sweeter! I want to be with you to the point that I'm willing to brave the coldness of the long as you're the light at the end of the tunnel.
  • Rey (in her head): Oh...okay. I didn't know that about him but for some reason, I'd be totally okay with that. Man, what's happening right now? Is this 'confess your love to Rey day'? Who's next-
  • *Poe Dameron flies in on his X-Wing and jumps out, blaster at hand*
  • Poe: HEY. Get away from Rey, I'm her one true love!
  • Finn: What are you talking about? You didn't even share a single scene with her!
  • Poe: The absence of a scene does not mean the scene did not occur! Rey, you remember that time I confessed my love to you before taking on a rancor, an army of jawas, and a Sith lord that was sent to kill you, right?
  • Rey: Um...I think...I think I gotta go. Yeah, this has been great and all but-
  • *At this point, a whole bunch of characters start showing up as Rey looks more and more confused*
  • Jessika: Hey, me. Ladies night. Then maybe we can go back to my place and test out my whips. (winks)
  • Statura: Only an admiral can show you a good time, not like these clowns! You like ships? I got a whole fleet! (starts tossing out credits, making it rain)
  • Chewbacca: *sexy roar*
  • BB-8 (in droid speak): I'm just a bachelor! I'm looking for a partner! Someone who knows how to ride! Without even falling off!
  • Luke: Well, we don't know if you're my daughter yet so...
  • Captain Phasma: *flexes muscles while still in chrome suit*
  • TR-8R: I'M A TREYTOR BECAUSE I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU! JUST FOR YOU, I WILL ALSO DESERT THE FIRST ORDER! (performs an elaborate mating dance routine with his spinning baton thing)
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  • *as everyone argues, Rey flees*
  • Narrator: And at that point, Rey realized that this was one star war that she wanted no part of. No other war was as deadly as a shipping war. That's why this chapter's called, 'Rey Doesn't Need a Lover'-
  • Rey (breaking the fourth wall): Damn it, Quentin Tarantino, go back to the Hateful Eight!
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tinyguitarplaya  asked:

ALRIGHT FIRST: Your art is ART GOALS OKAY. As an artist I only hope that one day I can draw as well as you!! <3__<3 YOU ARE AMAZING. PLEASE KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. SECOND: Because Sasuke is my main #1 husbando, can I please request a blushing sasuke if possible? ITS MY DREAM I LOVE HIM. Thank you! Peace/love/SasuSaku <3333

*DIES*  A;KJDHA;KJDGH;KALSHGFA THIS IS THE SWEETEST MESSAGE OH MY GOODNESS!!! I’ve been playing around with a new app on my tablet so here is a quick doodle of a grumpy blushing bb genin sauce (the best type of blushing sauce, imo) (灬ºωº灬)