I have a mighty need for more content for My Good Boi Swerve (MTMTE) so if you don't mind me asking what's it like dating him?
I love me some Swerve
- We all know Swerve could talk the back legs off a donkey, but just imagine what he’s already like, times it by six, and there you have an idea of how much he’ll talk to you once he’s sure he’s not annoying you (Swerve we love you bb, you talk our ears/audials off all you want).
- Now it’s not that Swerve doesn’t like PDA because he actually does, it’s just that after so many kisses, he will begin to get a bit embarrassed and incredibly flustered. He really loves your affection, just not the sound of his own cooling fans kicking on full blast in front of an audience that doesn’t consist of just you.
- Swerve loves it when you take the time out of your day and come visit him at the bar, just sitting and talking to him about random things while he goes about doing his job. It shows him you care about him.
- Speaking of the bar, guess what you get? You get some big ol’ discounts (He was gonna give you them for free but other ‘bots started complaining so it was a no go, but hey, like 50% off or more? What’s not to love?)!
- Do you like Earth? Yeah? Well regardless, get ready for the education of a life time. Even if you’re from Earth you’re gonna learn a few things about your home planet that you never knew - mainly in the form of some sitcoms you ain’t ever heard of. If you’re Cybertronian, like Swerve, then you’re just in for a treat which consists of you getting to listening to your S/o talk about something that’s he’s incredibly passionate about and you get to learn a little something about this other planet.
- Speaking of sitcoms, Swerve has an entire collection and it doesn’t matter what species you are ‘cause you will find yourself watching them with him, all cuddled up and surprisingly (or not) it’ll get to a point where you’ll be the one urging for the next episode to be put on.
- Also, if one of the sitcoms you’ve been obsessed with ends on some form of cliff hanger, the two of you all of a sudden become detectives and theorists ‘cause ain’t no way in the pits you two are gonna be able to sleep/recharge with that ending hanging over your heads (helms? head and helm?).
- Again, although too much PDA gets Swerve all embarrassed, he really does love any kind of affection from you; kisses? Yes please! Hugs? Of course! Compliments from you? His favourite (and considering his self doubt at times, compliments really help him, as it’s the reassurance he sometimes needs). Honestly do any of this when it’s just the two of you he will melt in your arms, and obviously he repays your affection tenfold. Give him the chance and he’ll happily show you how much he loves you.
- I seriously can’t emphasise this enough; he’S SUCH A SAPPY BOY. Constantly telling you he loves you and specifically listing things he adores about you.
- Sharing a berth with Swerve is nice because he’s pretty cuddly and his size means that you won’t really get hurt if you’re human. But really, he loves every form of cuddle as long as the big sap is with you.
- Just a warning; he doesn’t snore but dear Primus does he sleep talk, and if you were to whisper something to him, he’d probably reply to you completely unaware (“ Hey Swerve… I love you…” “Mmm… Love you… too”).
- Let’s be real guys, he’s just a really good boyfriend material, take care of him.