bayren-munich

neuer in 2012: I didn’t know Ramos liked blasting his penalties over the bar!


neuer in 2015: it’s crucial to show authority when we meet on the pitch and show Messi who’s boss


madridistas and cules:

zodiac signs as footballers (for real)

Aries:Manuel Neuer, Joe Hart, Sergio Ramos, Carles Puyol, Sami Khedira, Jorde Alba, Vincent Kompany, Antonie Griezmann, Claudio Bravo, Ronaldinho

Taurus: David Beckham, Iker Casillas, David Luiz, Kaka, Andres Iniesta, Andrea Pirlo, Yaya Toure, Isco, Juan Mata, Dani Alves, Cesc Fabregas, Raphael Varane , leonardo Bonucci

Gemini: Steven Gerrard, Sergio Aguero, Marco Reus, Mario Gotze, Frank Lampard, Lukas Podolski, Miroslav Klose, Arturo Vidal, Wesley Sneijder, Gervinho, Juan Cuadrado, Javier Mascherano

Cancer: Lionel Messi, Gareth Bale, James Rodriguez, Zinedine Zidan, Mario Gomez, Samer Nasri, Paulo Maldini, Sergio Busquets, Raul, Ashley Young, David Alaba

Leo: Van Persie, Mario Balotelli, Hulk, Robert Lewandowski, Thierry Henry,  Bastian Schweinsteiger, Willian, Giorgio Chiellini, Ander Herrera, Alvaro Negredo

Virgo: Daniel Sturridge, Oscar, Thomas Muller, Thiago Silva, Lukas Modric, Julio Cesar, Pepe Reina, Alex Song, Jerome Boating, Miranda

Libra: Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Mesut Ozil, Diego Costa, Olivier Giroud, Francesco Totti, Michael Ballack, Kevin Mirallas, Nemanja Vidic

Scorpio: Wayne Rooney, Diego Mradona, Alessandro Del Piero, David De Gea, Philipp Lahm, Van Der Sar,  Stevan Jovetic, Paul Scholes, Jesus Navas, Alvaro Morata, Nani

Sagittarius: Mats Hummels, David Villa, Alexis Sanchez, Xabi Alonso, Gonzalo Higuain, Karim Benzema, John Terry, Raheem Sterling, Gary Cahill, Marouane Fellaini, Danny Welbeck

Capricorn: Eden Hazard, Toni Kroos, Marc Bartra, Claudio Marchisio, James Milner, Victor Valdes, Jack Wilshere, Aaron Ramsey

Aquarius: Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar, Luis Suarez, Xavi, Gerad Pique, Di Maria, Gianluigi Buffon, Carlos Tevez, Falcao, Cavani, Adnan januzaj

Pisces: Fernando Torres, Paul Pogba, Didier Drogba, Pepe, Theo Walcott, Edin Dzeko, Erik Lamela, Shinji Kagawa, Marcos Rojo, Phil Jones