person in overwatch tag: here’s my 1.2k word essay about why the character design for the hero ‘mccree’ from the game overwatch (2016) is embarrassingly bland and uninspired and should not be in the game overwatch (2016). in proving my point i will be using moderately long words and comparing this character to other, better designed, characters, such as bayonett–

me, eyebrow elegantly raised, reclining on a weathered yet dignified suede chair, holding a glass of red wine from 1725 in one velvet-gloved hand and raising the other in silent interruption: mccree is a strong, stalwart, sensitive cowboy from fucked up robot future and i will do everything within my power to ensure his well-being. Are we understood