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Hockey Phrase Definitions

  • Assist = I gotchu boo, have a goal
  • Blew a tire = ice much slippery
  • Boarding = wall for safe, not for face.
  • Breakaway = quick like a bunny
  • Chirping = much insult
  • Crashing the net = up close and personal, goalie edition
  • Delay of game = dumb
  • Dropping the gloves = gloves off, better for hugs
  • Empty net goal = participation award
  • Flow = to the fella over there with the hella good hair
  • Goaltender = marshmellow optimus prime
  • Holding = now is not the time for hug
  • Icing = belongs on cakes, not in sports
  • Jock strap = under the butt nut hut
  • Line brawl = much hugs
  • One timer = couldn’t do that again if I tried
  • Own goal = woo goal for the other team
  • Penalty box = pout place
  • Referee = not Denis Widemans friend 🐸🍵
  • Spearing = hockey players are not hot dogs

“alright kid, time to pick a number. what do you want?”

“hm, i don’t know. i’m a goalie, though”

“a goalie, you say?”

“you’re getting 31″

If you don't ugly cry over hockey then have you really experienced hockey?

*takes off hockey jersey to reveal hockey shirsey*

THOUGHTS OF A HOCKEY FAN

1.) “Why’d they blow the play dead?”

2.) “How is that even a penalty?”

3.) “What is ‘goaltender interference’?”

4.) “How the shit is that goaltender interference?”

5.) “That was the weakest penalty call I’ve ever seen.”

6.) “What the fuck are you even doing ref?”

7.) “ThAt’S nOt A pEnAlTy YoU bLiNd FuCk.”

8.) “Shut up Pierre.”

9.) “I hate every single one of these players, why are you even in the NHL.”

10.) “I can’t actually believe I’m watching beer league players.”

11.) “Wait…. When did he get traded? Who even are these people.”

12.) “I hate hockey and the players hate me.”

13.) “Oh there’s gonna be a figh–false alarm, they just hugged.”

14.) “Our goalie is going to kill every single one of his teammates and I might actually help.”

15.) “What the actual hell is our coach even doing? Can he be fired pls.”

Bonus: “I miss hockey.”

i’m so damn proud to be part of the hockey fandom. like there are first games, last games, first goals, last time playing in an arena, first time playing in an arena, trades, retirement and no matter what team you support or who you support you will feel with the fans going through it and that unites us all in the sport of hockey. so many things have changed in the last 100 years but one thing that’ll always be here is hockey and the love that 2 nations share for it. it is absolutely unbelievable just taking a step back and thinking about your team fighting for the stanley cup and being in that atmosphere with hundreds of other fans and fans watching from around the world who share that feeling with you it’s so overwhelming and emotional with the love you have for your team and your city. once you’re in you’re never out. never give up on hockey because hockey won’t give up on you. no matter when you join or who you join, you’ll always be welcome.

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NHL team twitter headers

SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE EUROPEAN NHL FANS WHO STAY AWAKE TO WATCH GAMES.

If only there was an international event that NHL players wanted to go to.

Originally posted by nansgifs

I’ve seen these kind of posts go around but I haven’t seen a hockey one so why not?

happy crab goalie or super extra celly; old reebok sweaters or new adidas sweaters; home opener or first playoff game; hat trick or a Gordie Howe hat trick; regulation shutout or shootout win; rookies or veterans; fun official content or off season antics

yo if y’all post anything about the lightning, penguins, sharks, leafs, bruins or basically any other nhl team because i’m open to (almost) all teams like or reblog this post so i can check you out because i still need more hockey blogs to follow !!!

The signs as under-appreciated NHL Players
  • Aries: Peter Budaj
  • Taurus: Jordan Eberle
  • Gemini : Mikael Granlund
  • Cancer: Paul Byron
  • Leo: Connor Brown
  • Virgo: Connor Sheary
  • Libra: Adam McQuaid
  • Scorpio: Teuvo Teräväinen
  • Sagittarius: Valtteri Filppula
  • Capricorn: Boone Jenner
  • Aquarius: Nikita Kucherov
  • Pieces : Nate Schmidt