baudelair orphans

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  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: How does Violet Baudelaire put her hair up with a ribbon so perfectly? She just whips it out and it takes two seconds and her hair looks impeccable, is this some sort of witchcraft? When I try to put my hair up with a ribbon it takes 5 hours of crying and accidentally pulling out some of my hair and even then it looks like a complete mess how does she do it????
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“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”
― Lemony Snicket

The adults of Unfortunate Events are NOT stupid.

I’ve seen several people complain that the adults of A Series of Unfortunate Events are “too stupid” and that it damages the story. Please allow me to clarify something:

No adults in ASOUE is stupid. 100% of them are willfully ignorant, and it’s an important distinction.

  • Justice Strauss is too timid and needy to critically think about the red flags around her.
  • Mr. Poe cares more about his job than the people it affects.
  • Uncle Monty is so self-involved that he assumes that Stephano is after him.
  • Aunt Josephine is simply too afraid to consider the idea that terrible things may be nearby.

This is not a story of “Adults are dumb”. It is a story about how people can contribute to evil and cruelty simply by being passive or refusing to confront it.

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” - Edmund Burke

That is what the series is about. It’s an important distinction. The Baudelaires do not suffer from random fools that happen to be near them. The Baudelaire Orphans are receiving the sum total of the failings of society crashing upon them.

TBH I don’t get why people think nerds are weak. Have you ever tried to carry that many books at once, cuz it ain’t easy.

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👁️ The Baudelaire Orphans in every episode 👁️ | 1x03 The Reptile Room: Part One

Now you must be Violet, the inventor, and you are Klaus, the reader. Your mother was so proud of your voracious intellectual appetites. And you must be Sunny, would you like a piece of cake?