this would be the Holster/Esther Shapiro 6k Valentine’s Fic literally no one asked for. enjoy <3
Valentine’s Day 2013 –
Holster doesn’t believe in Valentine’s Day. It’s some
Hallmark Holiday based on a Christian saint of some sort, and it’s an excuse to
be sickeningly sweet with someone you love, and a good day to have just dumped
your significant other the night before so you can go to the single’s bars and
get wasted. For Holster, it’s always been a day to gorge on chocolate. It
always was in Juniors and he doesn’t see any reason to change now that he’s in
“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day, bro?” Ransom asks,
buttoning one of his nice shirts and holding up a couple different ties to
judge their relative colour.
“Being bitter,” Holster says. “What are you doing?”
Directed by: Mary Harron (American Psycho, The Notorious Bette Page)
Co-Written by: Mary Harron and W. Haden Blackman
Jessica Chastain (Zero Dark Thirty, Interstellar) as Kate Kane aka Batwoman
Ben Affleck (Gone Girl, Argo) as Bruce Wayne aka Batman
Jaimie Alexander (Thor, Kyle XY) as Princess Diana aka Wonder Woman
Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica, 24) as Maggie Sawyer
Adapted From Batwoman #0-17 (volumes 1-3)
Batwoman (a.ka. Kate Kane) faces deadly challenges in her war against Gotham City’s underworld–and new trials in her personal life.
Who or what is stealing children from the barrio, and for what vile purpose? Will Kate train her cousin, Bette, as her new sidekick? How will she handle unsettling revelations about her father, Colonel Jacob Kane? And why is a certain government agency suddenly taking an interest in her?