battlestar galactica

Blurb:  You’ll never look at your toaster the same way again… 
John unwraps his present on Christmas day to see that his parents have bought him a toaster. But this isn’t just any toaster…this toaster acceptsWIDE slices. 
John’s insatiable lust for his kitchen appliance comes to a bread head when he finally satisfies his desires of being Taken By The Toasterand the two engage in a steamy bout of “Setting 1” love-making.

Also: Dick Thumper

Editor’s note: Sadly not about Gaius Baltar.


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