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anonymous asked:

The game already explained the bathroom thing. Monster food doesn't cause you to expel anything after you eat it, so there was no need for bathrooms.

It’s true that monster food absorbs converts perfectly into energy! This is why there is no need for a single toilet anywhere in Undertale. However, where would a human fit into all this? First, here’s what we know.

MONSTER IN GRILLBY’S:
Hmmm… Isn’t human food different from monster food?
It does things like “spoil.”
And when you eat it, it passes all the way through your whole body.
Disgusting.
I’d love to try it sometime. 

MONSTER IN GRILLBY’S:
And I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.

MONSTER IN GRILLBY’S (after Undyne battle):
 To a human, monster food would be very interesting.
As soon as you eat it, it converts perfectly into energy.
…that makes me wonder. How do humans do it?
Eat during battle…?
Ice cream in one hand, sword in the other.
That’s the way of the monster warrior…

MONSTER IN GRILLBY’S (after Asriel battle):
Soon, I’ll be able to try some human food…
And then I guess I’ll try a human bathroom, too.

Toby didn’t cover his bases very well though. Despite this monster never hearing of a “bathroom” before, bathrooms are mentioned a few times in Undertale.

NARRATION:
Jerry tells everyone it has to go to the bathroom.

PAPYRUS:
WHOOPSY DOOPSY! I JUST REMEMBERED!
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!

ALPHYS:
Now we’re officially friends! Ehehehe!
Heheh…
Heh…
I’m going to the bathroom.

ALPHYS:
I’m going to the bathroom, so I’ll be MIA for a bit.
I’m… I’m sure you can handle this puzzle yourself!

Considering that showers are mentioned by both Sans and Alphys, chances are these bathrooms are literally for bathing or showering (Alphys even has a tub in the True Lab). Toilets don’t seem to exist, especially considering Papyrus’ phone call:

PAPYRUS:
WHERE ARE YOU? I HEAR WATER.
ARE YOU IN THE TOILET?
ALSO, WHAT’S A TOILET?

However…

NARRATION (during Shyren battle):
Sans is selling tickets made of toilet paper.

Sans, why? Toilet paper could come from the dump, though that doesn’t seem hygienic. But this leads to the next question: how would Chara get by in a toilet free world, and what effect would a monster food diet have on them?

I admit that when it comes to Caretaker AU, I have given this more thought than is probably necessary. I’m not a doctor, but I do have a basic understanding of physiology so please bear with me and my reasoning.

Humans have very complex systems for absorbing food (digestive system) and for keeping the blood clean (urinary system). Chara would not be able to survive long without water, and even magical water wouldn’t cut it: kidneys create urine in order to get rid of waste built up in the blood. And while a lot of this is metabolic (food) waste, the kidneys also clear out other waste such as dead blood cells. Urine plays an important role in staying healthy, which goes beyond just food.

As for the digestive system, food with perfect absorption into pure energy might actually cause terrible long term effects. While I don’t have any data on what happens if the lower intestine stops being used completely, I can say that an organ that stops being used has a tendency develop problems and/or fail. With how dependent humans are on regular eating cycles, I would be concerned that instantly converted food in the stomach would end up causing the the unused lower digestive tract to stagnate and even fail.

Therefore, while the monster in Grillby’s assumes that humans would experience the same perfect conversion from food into energy that monsters do, I theorize the experience would not quite be identical. Monster food would be immediately energizing and healing with a very efficient absorption rate, but some waste would still pass through the body, due to a non-magical human body being unable to convert all of it. Small amounts of monster food would still pass through the entire digestive tract, ensuring all organs are still functioning regularly.

And that’s why in this AU some buildings had to be outfitted with toilets in the Underground for Chara.

fanofajani  asked:

After reading multiple articles here, I noticed a paradox in Undertale. Yes, there are no bathrooms in the underground as evidenced by the ruins and new home house...but both Jerry AND Papyrus state they have to go to the bathroom...How can this be?! Papyrus could be joking but not Jerry! The fact that Papyrus still says that as an excuse puts three question mark over my head because how would he even know what that means? What are your thoughts?

(undertale spoilers)

There is one particular monster that speaks about monster food and bathrooms in Grillby’s – Big Mouth. (The monster’s sprite name is spr_bigmouth.)

BIG MOUTH:
Hmmm… Isn’t human food different from monster food?
It does things like “spoil.”
And when you eat it, it passes all the way through your whole body.
Disgusting.
I’d love to try it sometime.
And I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.

BIG MOUTH (after Undyne’s battle):
To a human, monster food would be very interesting.
As soon as you eat it, it converts perfectly into energy.
…that makes me wonder. How do humans do it?
Eat during battle…?
Ice cream in one hand, sword in the other.
That’s the way of the monster warrior…

BIG MOUTH (after Asriel’s battle):
Soon, I’ll be able to try some human food…
And then I guess I’ll try a human bathroom, too.

Toby didn’t cover his bases very well, though. Despite this monster never hearing of a “bathroom” before, bathrooms are mentioned a few times in Undertale.

NARRATION:
Jerry tells everyone it has to go to the bathroom.

PAPYRUS:
WHOOPSY DOOPSY! I JUST REMEMBERED!
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!

ALPHYS:
Now we’re officially friends! Ehehehe!
Heheh…
Heh…
I’m going to the bathroom.

ALPHYS:
I’m going to the bathroom, so I’ll be MIA for a bit.
I’m… I’m sure you can handle this puzzle yourself!

It’s possible the monsters use the phrase “I have to go to the bathroom” as an excuse to leave the situation. However, considering “shower” is mentioned three times, chances are these bathrooms are literally just for bathing or showering. Alphys even has a bathtub in the True Lab. 

SANS:
he’d only take that thing off if he absolutely had to.
oh well. at least he washes it.
and by that i mean he wears it in the shower.

ALPHYS:
Oh. My god.
I didn’t expect you to show up so soon!
I haven’t showered, I’m barely dressed, it’s all messy, and…

ONI (after Mettaton is killed):
One thing I can say…
I respect Mettaton for not putting any puzzles here.
At another hotel, I had to find 12 magic keys just to unlock the shower.

Since the monsters’ food “converts perfectly into energy,” there is no need for toilets. Considering Papyrus’ phone call, toilets don’t seem to exist at all in the underground.

PAPYRUS:
WHERE ARE YOU? I HEAR WATER.
ARE YOU IN THE TOILET?
ALSO, WHAT’S A TOILET?

However, “toilet” is mentioned one more time.

NARRATION (during Shyren’s battle):
Sans is selling tickets made of toilet paper.

It’s unclear where Sans acquired toilet paper in a supposedly toilet-free underground. It may have come from the dump where other human items can be found, but that would not be very hygienic.

You Have Family - Bucky Barnes x Relative!Reader

Requested by @fuckkoffcourtney. So sorry is late or it isn’t too goodI have had a really hard time with people and bulling me. It hasn’t been a good few days. 

I got the name Rebecca from a fan wiki page which states he did indeed have a sister called Rebecca.           Masterlist 

Originally posted by seabasschino

The stories you had heard from your grandmother when you were a child sounded like fairytales, glorified stories of hero’s and evil but the board in front of you told you differently. James Buchannan Barnes was one of the best soldiers of his time and now was one of the heroes of yours. After your grandmother had passed away you decided you would really learn who your great-uncle was, your mother never really spoke of him, she never met him and after it was revealed he had become an avenger she never bothered to reach out. You had been to the museum multiple times recently and sure, you had noticed the blonde guy in a baseball cap hanging around but you paid no attention to him, you had no right to question someone being there as much as you. 

It was your birthday when you finally worked up the courage to make your way past the reception of the avengers tower and up the elevator to the main floor. 

“Hello?”, you called out you were a little shocked at the lack  of people around. You thought it would be teeming with people. 

“Can I help you?” There he stood. James Barnes. He was much more different You stood looking at him for a moment, not really knowing what to say when the same blonde man from the museum came up behind him looking at you confused, 

“You’re the girl from the museum, aren’t you? I saw you hanging around. A lot.” you mumbled over your words a moment. You had been standing with Captain bloody America for weeks and never noticed,

“Umm, yeah that’s me,” you looked down at your hands fumbling around. 

“You know, you look familiar, from some where other than the museum.” Steve walked over to you and reached out his hand, “Steve Rogers, and you are?" 

”(y/n) (l/n),“

"I know you from somewhere” Bucky spoke up again, “I am sure I have seen you.”

“I’m just a no one, I…”

“You look like a girl I knew, back in the day… Buck, why does she look like Rebecca?” Bucky stood and looked at you, his face dropping and you could see in his eyes his mind racing. 

“Rebecca Barnes was my great grandmother, she would tell me the stories of my great uncle James Barnes the war hero, that’s why I was at the exhibit so much…”

“I have family?…” Bucky questioned sitting down on the stool nearby, his face was confused but he couldn’t pull his eyes away from your face. “I still have family.” Natasha walked in, hand on her gun and a confused, weary look on her face, 

“Who is she? And why is she here?” Steve placed his hand on her shoulder allowing her to relieve her grip on her gun,

“She’s fine, she is a visitor for Buck. Leave them.” Natasha looked at him carefully, 

“Will he be… okay?” she seemed skeptical about leaving him with a stranger, 

“They’re fine.” he guided her out and you looked back to your great uncle. 

“I’m your great niece. Your sister, Rebecca, was my grandmother she told me the stories of you but my mother never wanted to reach out… she was weary after um… past events.” Bucky nodded a little thoughtfully, 

“and you’re not, weary about past events." 

"No. I know the old you and that’s the only one I care about. The only one I feel I know.” you smiled at him as he stood and approached you watching how you didn’t flinch away unlike everyone else now a days. With a small smile from you he had engulfed you in his arms. You could tell he was crying a little, you hugged him back a watery smile gracing your face too, 

“Thank you. For wanting me in your life.” he mumbled and pulled away, holding you at arms length, “You’re the only family I have…”

“No, I’m not. You have nieces and nephews, other family!" 

"You’re all I need.” he smiled at you, “you look so much like her, when she was younger. What made you come? Why today?" 

"It’s my birthday, I thought rather now than never.” Bucky’s face lit up once again with pure happiness - something he had never felt in a very, very long time.

“Let me take you out. Ice-cream, a movie, shopping. Anything, please let me.”

“I couldn’t. You would be needed here…”

“No, my family need me. And I need to spoil you, I never got time with Rebecca and I regret that. She died thinking I was dead, thinking she had lost her brother and I never got to treat her. I can do this with you, not waste time. What do you say?” you studied the excitement and hope in his eyes watching as his smile grew impossibly bigger when you accepted his company. “Thank you.” he looked you over once again before he excused himself, returning again with a coat and a wallet, “All this money is useless to me now anyway, its surprising how much interest you can build up over 70 years,” he chuckled before reading your face, “don’t feel guilty about me spending money on you. You’re my last real family. You deserve everything and more." 

That day you managed to eat your way through at least 4 bowls of ice-cream, battled your way down streets with many a shopping bag (not your choice, purely being spoilt) and had a tour of 1940s New York, conducted by the best expert around town. Family was all you had and you were the only family he had. You were soon a frequent visitor of the tower and he a frequent visitor to your apartment. James Barnes may had been alone in the world but no longer. 


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anonymous asked:

Okay then let's expand on that "gettin ur period while pokehuntin an glad is lurkin" scenario :)

Title: loving him is red

Summary: He’s such a boy scout but you don’t really care because right now he’s your hero.

Pairings: Gladion x Reader, or Gladion x Moon if you prefer.

You curse under your breath. You were such an idiot. You should have seen this coming. It should have been obvious and you should have been prepared for this sort of thing.

The fact stands, of course, that you were stuck in the middle of nowhere Poni Island. 

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People who have been in the fandom a while will probably have read most of these already, but sometimes you just have a craving, you know? And if you haven’t seen them before, enjoy~

ϟ The Begonia Incident by illwynd (Thor/Loki, explicit, dub-con): Thor gets hit with sex pollen and goes to Loki for help.

ϟ Power and Control by illwynd (Thor/Loki, Thor/other, explicit, >20k, dub/non-con): The Purple Man has taken over and has Thor under mind control. Loki decides to help the Avengers out of their bind, but as usual, he has his own motives.

ϟ A Pleasant Little Trick by illwynd (Thor/Loki, explicit, size kink): Loki is very well-endowed, and Thor becomes determined to prove he can handle it.

ϟ Fill Me Up by AccursedSpatula (Thor/others, Thor/Loki, explicit, gangbang): Thor lets a bunch of warriors have him. Loki isn’t happy about it.

ϟ Indelible by AccursedSpatula (Thor/Loki, explicit, rough sex): Loki comes to Thor after a battle.

ϟ Better Than Ice Cream by astolat (Thor/Loki, explicit, <1k): Loki is a little shit, but it turns out Thor likes it that way.

ϟ Hug Therapy by astolat (Thor/Loki, explicit, crack): Thor just wants Loki to know how much he loves him. Also, he kind of wants Loki to fuck him.

ϟ The Principles of Lust by Clarice Chiara Sorcha (Thor/Loki, Loki/others, explicit, homophobia, some het): Thor has trouble coming to terms with what he wants.

You Picked Riley.

“You picked Riley.”

During the five hours Lucas Friar had been sitting in the window, he had thought that time could not possibly move slower. But facing Maya, the now purple-haired girl who had had her tiny fist wrapped in his shirt just seconds ago, he could’ve sworn time stopped altogether.

Her eyes were wild. No, no. They were pained. Pleading. Resigned.

“You picked Riley.” He hears it again, though her lips are closed and unmoving. It echoes through his brain.

You

Picked

Riley.

The room he had been staring at for hours on end seemed to fade away into the background, leaving only him and Maya. His eyes were locked on hers. A stare down. How texan. He figured she would make some teasing comment about it had they been anywhere else, talking about anything else.

He remembered the day he first laid eyes on her. She had come swinging around the subway pole, blonde tresses flying. He remembered that he had been captivated from the moment he saw her smile, impossibly blue eyes twinkling, button nose crinkling.

Hi! I’m Maya. You’re really cute. We should hang out sometime. You make me happy. You’re not paying enough attention to me. This isn’t working out. It’s you, not me. We can be friends! Not really.

The whole ordeal hadn’t even lasted thirty seconds. He had opened his mouth to say something, anything. His name. His phone number. Hell, his life story. But she hadn’t seen, and was already gone, walking back over to her friend.

He remembered the first time she called him Huckleberry. He remembered the first time she called him Lucas. He remembered how the back of her hair looked the day she played guitar and made a song up about him. He remembered the first time she Ha-hurred him. Then he remembered Texas. The campfire. Countless stars in the sky. Him and her.

The smoothie, the ice cream battle, her letter to her father, the semiformal. He remembered it all. Every moment he ever had with Maya, he remembered it all at once. It came crashing down on him like a tidal wave, washing over him one precious memory at a time.

He stared at her.

She stared at him.

He saw Riley wrapping her arms around Maya’s neck. She looked happy. Why did she look so happy, when Maya looked so sad? He felt cheated. He had taken so long to make up his mind, to choose between two people he loved. He had finally done it. And with three words, it had fallen to pieces. He saw Maya close her eyes and lean back into Riley, an empty smile on her lips. He saw Riley mouth something, but he couldn’t hear a thing she said.

You picked Riley.

No, he thinks. No, I didn’t.

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