Alternate Video Game Titles
Mass Effect: Everything is cool and amazing and we are all gonna die.
Mass Effect 2: Interstellar Suicide Squad
Mass Effect 3: The lens flares will cover my tears.
Dragon Age Inquisition: Less Dragons More Suffering
Assassin’s Creed III: Angry child becomes Vengeful Adult
Assassin’s Creed IV: Mean Pirate becomes Somewhat Nice Pirate
Fallout 3: The world sucks and I can’t find my father.
Fallout 3 (Updated): The world sucks and my father is dead.
Fallout 4: The world sucks and I can’t find my kid.
Fallout 4 (Updated): The world sucks and my kid’s a dick.
Fallout New Vegas: Cowboys and slavers and anger and booze.
Spore: Make a penis monster and rule the galaxy.
Sims: Drown your people, rule their lives, delete the toilet.
Call of Duty (All of them): GUN BULLET GUN
Battlefield (All of them): GUN BULLET PLANE TANK GUN
Gears of War (All of them): Testosterone and Chainsaws
Halo (All of them): Kill Shit to find Ultra Shit
The Last of Us: Emotions Hurt More Than Zombies
Subnautica: Fuck the Ocean - Alien Edition
Until Dawn: Get Everyone Killed and Restart
Grand Theft Auto IV: My Cousin Got Me Killed
Grand Theft Auto V: San Andreas 2
Saint’s Row: Urban Gangs
Saint’s Row II: Ultra Gangs
Saint’s Row III: Criminal Syndicates
Saint’s Row IV: Governments (wait a second…)