So battleangel25 asked me to do a redraw of my last Throwback Art Hour, as a clearer display of eight years’ worth of progress. Here’s the 2004 original, in case you missed it the first time.

Couldn’t do much about the silly melodramatic composition without losing the resemblance. But if they were supposed to be from the 20’s, at least let’s put them in 20’s clothes. And at least they’re not assassins. Maybe they’re mafia princesses or something. Choose Your Own Adventure with these tykes.

battleangel25, I know you didn’t request this but when I saw that you reblogged this post with these tags: “#elfab, #that tag sounds like a fabulous latino man: el fab” it just wouldn’t leave my head. So this is for you! ♥ :)

El Fab is partially inspired by Walter Mercado (wardrobe), Nina Flowers (loca), Veronica Darks (tu no eres darks) and Yara Sofia (fabulousness). And maybe a guy I used to know. Also see this comic for previous reference to Ancient Elvish.

battleangel25  asked:

"integrity and silly Jumpers..." i'm guessing HE'S TALKING ABOUT: A) a dinosaur with beam lasers on its head B) Churchill (but he didn't wear silly jumpers) C) JOHN WATSON!!!! What did I won?? freshly baked internet cookies? XD XD XD

You’ve won three kittens dressed as neon flowers!

Can be redeemed from your mother’s wallet.

Kurtofsky Fanfiction Recommendations 1

Art by VanillaJawbreaker
Color by chaotic-reactions

When Love is Not Madness it is Not Love, by vkdemon

  • Genre: Angst/Romance/future!fic
  • Rating: NC-17
  • Pairing: Dave/Kurt
  • Summary:  When Love is not madness it is not love.

“Without even a blink, Kurt laid out the rules. 1. Never speak of what happens here 2. Kurt calls all of the shots 3. Dave will leave before Kurt wakes.”

The Other King, by westwerk

  • Genre: Family/Hurt/Comfort
  • Rating: T
  • Pairing: Dave/Kurt
  • Summary: When Dave Karofsky tells his dad what happened at prom, he ends up telling more to him than he meant to, but receives a surprise. Spoilers for The Prom Queen episode if the rumors are true. Written before Rumours.

“All he could remember of Kurt was him striding forward out of the crowd to receive the crown and stand next to Dave in the hushed gym of McKinley.”

Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself, by poetikat

  • Genre: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
  • Rating: T
  • Pairing: Dave/Kurt
  • Summary: Written for the Glee Angst Meme prompt: “In response to all the bullying, the school holds a Challenge Day. Part way through Karofsky ends up outing himself.”

“No fucking way was he gonna share anything. Sharing shit just made things harder. That thing that didn’t happen in the locker room with Kurt was proof of that. He knew from experience - you don’t make yourself vulnerable, and you won’t get hurt.”

Grace Under Pressure, Courage Under Fire, by poetikat

  • Genre: Friendship/Family
  • Rating: T
  • Pairing: Dave/Kurt
  • Summary: When Dave comes out, everything changes. A high school fairy tale that’s quite possibly too sweet for its own good. The sequel to Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself. Heartwarming and outrageously AU post 2.

“If I’m the Cowardly Lion, then you’re the Tin Man.”

Behind Closed Doors, by deviant_dev

  • Genre: Angst (like whoa) w/ a touch of Smut
  • Rating: R
  • Pairing: Dave/Kurt
  • Summary: Kurt ran to Dalton because he was afraid, but it wasn’t Karofsky he was afraid of, it was the feelings Karofsky stirred in him & the promise in Karofsky’s eyes that spoke of dangerous things, things Kurt couldn’t stop thinking about…

“Something must click pretty quickly, because Karofsky’s expression turns from anger to disbelief, and he licks his lips, stares at Kurt’s lips.”

A Change of Pace, by hopefulwriter27

  • Genre: Angst/Romance
  • Rating: NC-17
  • Pairing: Dave/Kurt
  • Summary: This takes place after the episode “Furt,” but in this ‘verse Kurt never went to Dalton. Also, there is going to be sex between two underage teenagers in this story (both over 16 though). So if that bothers you, don’t read.

“The jock’s eyes narrow, but Kurt ignores the signal of danger and takes another step forward. Their bodies are mere inches apart. “But you would like it if I were a girl, wouldn’t you? Then you wouldn’t be attracted to me.” Kurt hurls the words as if they can cut.”

Sweep me off my feet, by theunknownsoul

  • Genre: Smut
  • Rating: NC-17
  • Pairing: Dave/Kurt
  • Summary: Porn. Kurt and Dave’s first time having sex. And then its just PWP. Like. Seriously porny okay. But there’s not nearly enough porn of these two in my opinion.

“But through all the madness, all the yelling, all the apologies, all of the healing, here Kurt was, laying on his back, sprawled on his back with his breath coming out in small pants while none other than Dave Karofsky hovered over him, kissing his bare neck, shoulders, chest, stomach.”

Relationships Are Hard, by stl29tide

  • Genre: Smut
  • Rating: NC-17
  • Pairing: Dave/Kurt
  • Summary: Kurt and Blaine are in a long-distance relationship since Kurt came back to McKinley. He’ll see just how hard they are to maintain when a certain bully returns.

“Long distance relationships are hard.
That was what was running through Kurt’s mind after the first time he found his legs thrown over Dave Karofsky’s shoulders after the jock had slowly fucked him.”

Contingency, by farsickness

  • Genre: Romance/Smut
  • Rating: PG-13
  • Pairing: Dave/Kurt
  • Summary: Based on a glee_kink_meme prompt from spoileralert1 . Kurt and Karofsky make an agreement. Spoilers: For 2x11.

“They stared at each other for a moment, the jock and the queer underneath the steel bleachers. Then Kurt’s teeth found his lip again, and Karofsky made a funny noise deep in his throat, and he came towards him and kissed him, kissed him, kissed him against the pole.”

Art by ofsteel