battle royale quotes

And that was a beautiful scene on November 8th as those states started to pour in. And we focused very hard on those states, and they really reciprocated. And those states are going to have a lot of jobs, and they’re going to have a lot of security. They going to have a lot of good news for their veterans.
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Donald Trump in his first press conference as President-Elect

But don’t worry, the states that did not vote for Trump will have a chance to get in on the jobs and benefits by volunteering two children as tribute to participate in an annual highly televised battle royale. It’ll be great. The winner’s home state is guaranteed jobs for a whole year!