battle of the tribes

The Battle for Yoosung

Hello guys!! Sorry I forgot yoosung in my previous HC so I decided to do a post JUST FOR HIM CAUSE HE IS A PRECIOUS BABY WHO DESERVES THE WORLD

-> MC has a younger better looking sister and that sister (she isn’t a sister anymore :) ) tried hitting on Yoosung <-

• it’s been six months since your first RFA party.
• You and yoosung were “couple goals” because YALL did everything together.
• you played games together, cooked together, -exercise if you know what I mean ;) - because lord Jesus Christ
• this boy was gaining muscle from having you pinned against a certain wall c:
*ANYWAYS THIS ISNT A NSFW POST JESUS MOD SAERAN GET IT TOGETHER*
• :)
• so you and Yoosung were finishing battling a certain tribe that took FOREVER to beat
• beat with your team and his team joining forces
• you FINALLY DESTORYED AGENT 707 TRIBE BWUAHAHHAHHA
• this bean was happy
• HE WAS CRYING HE PICKED YOU UP AND KISSED YOU AND THANKED YOU GOR EVERYTHING
• he put you back down and just blurted out
• I want you to meet my family
• I kid you not he was like
• (/.O) me ?
• yes!! YOU
•(O.\) BUT WHY
• idiot cause I love you and I want you to meet them
• BUT MEETING FAMILY MC IS LIKE THE BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT A MEMBER I MEAN PERSON CAN EVER REACHED
• you smiled and hugged him and kissed him gently
• I know and they will love you
• HE TURNED RED
• HE PUT THE COLOR RED TO SHAME
• you went to the other room and saw the chat room blowing up
• you logged on and saw yoosung asking for advice for meeting parents
• -Seven: MY BOY IS NOW A MAN YAAHOOOOO
• -Zen: Just act professionally like Trust Fund Kid Does
•-Jumin: At least I am a better actor than Zen would ever be
•- Jaehee: Mr. Han I don’t appreciate you putting down Zen acting career
•- Jumin: he has a career ? Then why he isn’t receiving checks like I am Assistant Kang. Oh right, he only gets letters.
• - Jaehee Kang has left the Chatroom-
• -Zen: WHY YOU YOU YOUUU
•-Yoosung: GUUUYYYYYSSSSSS *crying emoji* I NEED HELPPPPPP I DONT WANNA LOOK BAD
•- Jumin: that is what zen says before he enters an audition
•-Seven: HAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH LOLOLOLOLOL what is my elly doing
• - MC joined the Chatroom-
• LITERALLY THE WHOLE FUCKING CHATROOM AT ONCE
• MC DID YOU eat
•-MC: no i didnt because me and Yoosung are going over to my parents TODAY
•- Yoosung has left the Chatroom-
• MC: I have to go you guys :) make sure everyone stays safe! And remember to eat!
• - MC has left the Chatroom -

• Yoosung why did you leave !?
• MC TODAY. WHY TODAY. I AM NOT READY TO FACE THEM I CANT. THEY WILL SEE IT IN MY FACE THAT IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. THEY WILL SEE THAT I HAD SEX WITH YOU WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT MC IM SORRY. IM SORRY IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
• you just ran to him and hugged him and told him to relax
• you kissed and reassured him that everything was going to be and that your parents are not gonna know if they had sex
• he turned red
• you guys got in the car and went on your way
• you guys arrived and he was a mess
• he was sweating everywhere
• doing breathing exercises like a pregnant woman
• you grabbed his hand and gave it a tight squeeze and looked at him with your eyes
• he relax and was ready
• you heard him sigh “ I am a man”
• you knocked on the door and your father opened it and gave you a TIGHT HUG
• yoosung was thinking
- REMEMBER TIGHT GRIP HERE COMES THE TEST OF BEING A MAN. YOU MUST HAVE A TIGHT GRIP
• he extended his arm out and your father just got his arm and pulled it to bring him into a hug
• HUG. YAAAAASSSSSSSSS he was thinking mentally
• he met your mom and she instantly called him son
• he felt right at home
• they told him that this was the first time MC brought anyone home
• he cried on the spot
• you hugged him
• your mother hugged you hugging him
• your father did the big group him
• then you heard your sister sighing
• YALL need to get over yourself-> said Ashley
* yup this bitch name is Ashley* ( if I used your name here you are a wonderful person C: I’m just thinking of whatever name comes into my head )
• but then she saw yoosung
• she lived for innocent men
• she loved the power of making them blush and flustered
• she found a new prey
• she walked up to yoosung and looked him up and down
• RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU
* ON THE RED CORNER IS MC ON THE LEFT IS ASHLEY LETS GET READY TO RRUUUMMBLLLLLEEWWWWWWWW*
Jk
Anyways
• yoosung POOR BABY YOOSUNG
• MC DO I HAVE something on my shirt do I have something on me
• Ashley: yeah you are gonna have me all over you soon
•MC: Ashley i SWEAR leave him alone. He is mine. Now. Back. Off.
* HERE COMES THE GLOVES YALL*
•Ashley: awwwwww MC are you sccaaarreeed ~~
Scared that he will chose me over you
• Yoosung: there THERE is No competition
I LOVE MC
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME
IDK YOU
YOU MAY BE HER SISTER
BUT MC IS MY GIRLFRIEND
AND SHE WILL BE MY FUTURE WIFE SO DONT YOU DARE
TEASE HER ABOUT ME GOING WITH YOU
CAUSE
I
YOOSUNG KIM
WILL
NEVER
EVER
BETRAY
MC
IN
THAT
WAY

your parents cried :’)

so summary of what we’ve learned from ffxiv’s latest fanfest so far

  • STORMBLOOD OUT JUNE 20TH
  • new job red mage: ranged dps, uses sword + some off-hand magic focus
  • red mage has an emote where they toss their sword in the air do a collar-raising motion and then catch the sword. yes this is important.
  • yoship is wearing a spiderman shirt, people are assuming it’s a samurai hint because sam raimi = samurai (goddammit yoship)
  • they’re adding swimming/diving stuff (no battles though)
  • new beast tribe: ananta, they’re basically nagas
  • new primal: lakshmi - lady of bliss
  • new 8 man raid series involves omega weapon
  • new 24 man: return to ivalice, yasumi matsuno(THE ivalice guy) helping write it + smtiv’s main demon designer helping design the bosses
  • special edition comes with bartz minion, syldra mount and chicken knife red mage weapon

Die Schlacht im Teutoburger Wald (the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest), described as “the Varian disaster” by Roman historians, took place in this forest in the year 9 AD, when an alliance of Germanic tribes ambushed and destroyed 3 Roman legions and their auxiliaries. The anti-Roman alliance was led by Arminius, who had acquired Roman citizenship and received a Roman military education, thus enabling him to foresee the Roman army’s tactical responses. Despite several successful campaigns and raids by the Roman army in the years after the battle, they never again attempted to conquer Germanic territory east of the Rhein River. The Germanic victory against the Romans in the Teutoburg forest had far-reaching effects and consequences on the subsequent history of both the ancient Germanic peoples and the Roman Empire. Modern historians have regarded Arminius’ victory as “Rome’s greatest defeat” and one of the most decisive battles in history. Read all about it here.

Epic Rap Battles of the Slenderverse

OBSERVER VS. HABIT

BEGIN

Observer: “What the actual fuck are you? You act like the bastard child of Joker and Beetlejuice! I’ve seen scarier things in Noah’s head, and that’s pretty damn funny. I ain’t got the time for some Pokémon loving Easter bunny. Sit your rabbit ass down and wipe the blood off your face. The way you act is a fuckin disgrace. You’re quick to kill people, and I admit that takes gall…but I honestly think you’re just a wannabe Hannibal.”

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‘Scannerz & Scannerz Commander’ by Radica Games (2000-1)

“The original Skannerz came in three versions which represented the three tribes. Zendra (blue), Pataak (green) and Ujalu (red). If a player scanned a barcode containing a rival tribe’s monster, a battle would be initiated. Also items could be gathered from UPC barcodes.”

blobject form + ‘alien’ & barcode motifs

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Five years after the battle with Greywolves the tribe of Ikipäivä’s had only prospered. Now that they had no one competing of the island’s resources, and after having formed a trading allegiance with other clans on the mainland, the goods came pouring in. 

Still, it hadn’t stopped Otava, who was paranoid of foreign clans coming to attack them, from building stronger walls around their tiny village. 

Essays in Existentialism: Ice and Fire

Winter came.

The dead would not die and stay dead, the world was at war with itself, and to compound the misery, winter came with a wrath that was a distant memory for most who lived. It did not creep in, nor did it apologize for its untimely birth. Instead, it just rattled the doors and ravaged the land in a different kind of war.

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Sahih Bukhari

Volume 4, Book 52, Number 148:
Narrated Salama bin Al-Akwa:

The Prophet ﷺ passed by some people of the tribe of Bani Aslam who were practicing archery.

The Prophet ﷺ said, “O Bani Ismail ! Practice archery as your father Isma'il was a great archer. Keep on throwing arrows and I am with Bani so-and-so.” So one of the parties ceased throwing.

Allah’s Apostle ﷺ said, “Why do you not throw?” They replied, “How should we throw while you are with them (i.e. on their side)?” On that the Prophet ﷺ said, “Throw, and I am with all of you.”

Daily Monster 300: Ai apaec

Region of origin: Northwestern Peru

The primary deity of the Moche tribe of what is now Peru, Ai apaec was a cultural hero in the Moche’s creation myth and also a fearsome but revered supreme being taking on various forms, including aspects of jaguars, spiders and the ocean itself. Often depicted with a blade and a severed head, Ai apaec demanded sacrifices, earning him the nickname “the Headsman” or “the Decapitator” from modern archaeologists. Sacrifices, often prisoners taken after battles with neighboring tribes, had their heads chopped off and left on alters in several temples, gaining Ai apaec’s favor in the form of increased food, luck and fertility, and victories in martial conflicts.

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I might try and finish this. Started off just messing around and playing with trying to draw Miwa Shirow style. 

Raidons battle armour/ new outfit.

Really want to get into properly designing his village/ tribe. SO much work though… one day itll get done.

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2.25 Resolutions

…an ancient legend among my people. It’s about an angry warrior who lived his life in conflict with the rest of his tribe, a man who couldn’t find peace, even with the help of his spirit guide. For years, he struggled with his discontent. But the only satisfaction he ever got came when he was in battle. This made him a hero among his tribe, but the warrior still longed for peace within himself. One day he and his war party were captured by a neighboring tribe led by a woman warrior. She called on him to join her because her tribe was too small and weak to defend itself from all its enemies. The woman warrior was brave and beautiful and very wise. The angry warrior swore to himself that he would stay by her side, doing whatever he could to make her burden lighter. From that point on, her needs would come first. And in that way, the warrior began to know the true meaning of peace.

Today in 1873, the Battle of Indian Hill occurred. This famous battle involved the Wamapoke Indian tribe and the U.S. Cavalry. After four hours of fighting, Chief Wakote was shot and killed.

Celebrations will commence around Pawnee with a special ceremonial chant by Wamapoke Chief Ken Hotate. Also, a 21-gun salute as well as a ceremonial peace pipe session will occur at the site of the battle.

The Heptacomitae were a tribe that lived in modern-day Turkey during the 1st century B.C. who spent most of their time getting killed by the Romans (and, to be fair, that’s pretty much how everyone spent their time in those days). However, they were able to get the upper hand every once in a while in the form of bowls of “maddening honey,” which they would leave in the road behind them to trap the pursuing Romans (because ancient times were apparently much more like cartoons than we realized).

4 Battles Won by Using Food as a Weapon