battery licker

Hard to belive that 2 years ago I was known by my mutual as the battery licker and everyone would be in my inbox talking avout liking batteries but now I’m just that pineapple soulmate guy and everyone is hiding away from my imbox because pinapples are not cut and canned individually
I know they arnt. I know theyre all just crushed in a giant machine and thousands of pineapples are mixed together before theyre canned.
Ive always known