Ohhhhhhh I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS PAIRING IM PLEASANTLY SURPRISED
who cooks normally?:
I don’t even know if they need to eat (since they’re not really human,I think). But if they do have to cook I guess Vader? Because she mentioned making coffee and stuff for Batter and generally gives off the feeling of a stereotypical mom.
how often do they fight?:
Not much at first, maybe a few disagreements but nothing large. But as Hugo grew sicker and sicker, Batter and Vader started fighting more frequently. Both wanted what they thought was best for Hugo and the Zones, with Batter preferring purification and Vader preferring creation. (at least that’s how my headcanons and theories go)
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
Batter goes to beat up spectres while Vader has three zones to run and three guardians to deal with.
nicknames for each other?:
They’re not nickname people. But I think they might address each other as “honey” or “dear” sometimes
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
Both. Batter’s probably filthy rich with credits and Vader owns everything.
who steals the covers at night?:
Neither? Both? They play tug of war with the blankets. If neither side wins, they just share and cuddle.
what would they get each other for gifts?:
Vader would get Batter “normal” gift stuffs, trying to maintain the “normalcy” of their family. Batter would bring back meats and dead stuff that are not ectoplasmic beings (like the floating whales)
who remembers things?:
Neither of them. They have no time for remembering.
who cusses more?:
Nobody cusses around Hugo. Not even Dedan. Batter is more likely to cuss but he barely even talks
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
Batter would probably leave Vader in a safe place while he goes out to look for Luck Tickets or maybe even a Joker.
Vader would try to heal him on the spot or command the elsens from The Room to help him.
who kissed who first?:
Vader kissed first.
who made the first move?:
Batter, he left her gifts. I dunno, I once saw this headcanon where Batter would flirt by giving his kills like a cat would. Not my headcanon but I loved it.
who started the relationship?:
Probably Vader. I just can’t picture Batter asking anyone out let alone marrying someone.