Batboys in Christmas
  • <p> <b>Dick:</b> It's time for the presents!1!!<p/><b>Damian:</b> TT. This is for Tim.<p/><b>Tim:</b> F-for me? *Opens the box* An Iphone 7's box. *Blush* *Open the IPhone's box* A sock...<p/><b>Jason:</b> This other one is for Tim, the other pair of the sock. *Laughs*<p/><b>Damian:</b> Your welcome, Merry Christmas.<p/></p>
It's [Almost] a Trap

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by incogneat_oh

“I’m not doing anything, you big dumb baby.”

AKA: Jason bullies Tim, but maybe so they can be friends. It’s hard to say.

Words: 4068, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of It’s definitely a trap.

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“A doctor at Arkham once described for me The Joker’s state of mind: imagine trying to solve the world’s most difficult math equation while you’re surrounded by six televisions that sit five inches from your face–all tuned to different stations, all rapidly switching channels, all with the volume at full blast. That’s what it’s like to be The Joker.”   -  Batman: Cacophony

Batman's strange refusal to acknowledge he has an expansive family.
  • Batman: Justice is a solitary pursuit. I don't mind being alone so long as criminals don't go unpunished. I am the lone guardian of Gotham, and I am okay with the personal cost it brings.
  • Jason:
  • Damian:
  • Tim:
  • Barbara:
  • Cassandra:
  • Stephanie:
  • Alfred:
  • Lucius:
  • Kate:
  • Bette:
  • Jim:
  • Selina:
  • Clark:
  • Diana:
  • Hal:
  • Barry:
  • J'onn:
  • Dick: wtf bruce?

I feel like Damian used to say really sexist stuff but Jason has somehow taught him not to by consistently trapping him…
“Stop acting like a girl.”
“What’s wrong with being a girl?”
“You know what I mea-”
“So why did you say it?”
“I just meant-”
“Do you really think so little of your sisters?”