batman x catwoman

[GCS night out]
  • Harley: So, you and Batsy huh?
  • Selina: I won't tell you anything
  • Harley: He's a real sugar daddy.
  • Selina: ...
  • Harley: Do you call him daddy?
  • Selina: Harley. Stop.
  • Harley: Not even in bed? You know me and Puddin'...
  • Selina: I SAID STOP.
  • Ivy: You know, there's a plant called Big Daddy, I sometimes...
  • Selina: THAT'S IT I'M OUT! YOU GUYS CAN ROB THIS BANK WITH YOUR DADDIES.

Thank you Stan Lee for unleashing the imagation and fueling the dreams of multiple generations of children.

Superheroes never die and neither will your legacy of creative genius!

RIP Stanley Martín Lieber (1922~2018)

John Doe: I made a marshmallow Batman! See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Batman: [choked up] it’s fine.

True blood son...and daughter - Damian Wayne x Sister!Reader

Summary : Your first meeting with your half-brother didn’t really went well, both of you being quite hot headed…Slowly but surely however, you guys warm up to each other. 

It’s meh, I’m so dissatisfied with my writing lately…hope you’ll still enjoy it :

You can find my masterlist by opening my blog, the link is up there with the “ask” and “archives” button, OR by trying to find it ella- ravenwood-archives in google. Tumblr, in an attempt to stop the porn bots on their site, just basically made it IMPOSSIBLE for any post with a LINK in it to be found via the search bar, so I’m obligated to take off my masterlist blog link here. This has been happening since November 17th 2018, for the record, and it sucks for fanfic writers and artists etc etc…I can’t even link you to the post that talked about it.

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-Don’t forget I’m the true blood son ! 

-Oh yeah ? That’s funny because you know what ? I’m the true blood daughter ! So your argument is invalid. Do you think before you speak ?

Your father looked between you and Damian, not knowing what to do…This wasn’t going how he wanted it to go at all. 

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Your first encounter with your half-brother Damian was…tense, to say the least. One day your dad came home with the boy, and boom, I guess you had a new brother. You were super excited. At least at first. You quickly realized that he wasn’t really…the nicest. 

Even before your father explained where he came from and all, you knew he was definitely your brother. He looked almost exactly like your dad when he was a kid. Almost exactly, because his eyes weren’t blue but green, and his skin was way darker than your father’s pale complexion. Other than that…it was like seeing a mini-Bruce. You hoped he wasn’t like your dad mentally too, because that was gonna be a nightmare…And he wasn’t. He was worst. Oh my god so much worst. 

The first words he uttered to you were full of disdain : 

-You look weak. 

Your father stiffened, ready to intervene. He knew that with you, this could go only two ways : you’d loose all control and fight Damian, or ignore him completely, much like your mother would. Your mother, Catwoman, champion in ignoring people that annoy her since the day she was born. You took the second option, and with a little smile that made Damian fumed, you turned away from him, going back to the work you were doing on the bat mobile before your dad emerged with your brother. Hum. Half-brother. 

But Damian wouldn’t have it. He already met the other batboys, and he made sure they knew that Batman’s TRUE son was home. He went too you, under your father’s gaze. Your dad was still ready to lunge forward between you two. 

-Did you hear me ? 

-Yes.

Damian was confused. Even Dick, who seemed like the most collected one, reacted to his provocations. And here you were, kinda ignoring him, a smug look on your face. He had to assure his superiority on you, and you had to react for it to work !! 

-You look very weak. 

-You already said that. Redundant. 

-You look like you…

-Hey, listen, I know what you did to Dick, Jay and Tim ok ? Won’t work with me, I don’t care about your little need to feel better than us. So here we go, I’m gonna tell you know : hey, you’re better than me. Cool right ? I bet you feel great now. 

-Well at least you know your place. 

Oh damn. You were doing such a good job. You were being so calm and collected, like your father taught you. You should have kept ignoring him, just like your mom did to people she didn’t like…You knew he was eventually going to say something that’d make you mad. And here. “Know your place” ? “KNOW YOUR PLACE” ? How dare he ?!  

You stood up to face him. He was almost as tall as you, even though he was definitely years younger, no more than 10, and you were already (your age). You were kinda short. Like your mom. In the corner of your eyes, you could see your father coming towards you, but you made him understand with your eyes that he shouldn’t intervene. You needed to do this. And so he stopped, and looked at you two. 

-Do you want me to teach you your place ? 

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