batman you are so attractive in this comic

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“As we looked through the comics, there was this fascinating idea that Batman’s presence in Gotham actually attracts criminals to Gotham, attracts lunacy. When you’re dealing with questionable notions like people taking the law into their own hands, you have to really ask, where does that lead? That’s what makes the character so dark, because he expresses a vengeful desire.”
Christopher Nolan

Smoke (Jason Todd x Reader)

Summary: You confess your love to Jason as you are about to die. He can’t save you.b

Warnings: eh you die? Alcohol abuse? Angst?

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The bomb that exploded made the entire building crash down. Smoke and dust was rising high up in the air and little fires were raging on, scattered around the debris.

Jason coughed and rose to his knees. His armour was ripped and his helmet was in pieces. His lather jacket seemed to be gone as well.
His vision was blurry and there was a high pitched tone ringing in his ears, leaving him disoriented.

You opened your eyes to darkness and heavy air that tasted unpleasant. Your body was aching and your leg was buried underneath heavy pieces of cement and bricks. You tried to pull it out but soon noticed it was useless, making you hiss in pain and frustration. It became harder and harder to breathe, the air tightened and you only realized why when you took a look around, seeing the gleaming orange peaking through a crack beside you.

“No.” Panic arose within you. The smoke was floating into the little room. “Does anyone copy?!” You brought your shaking fingers to your ear, but the only thing reaching you were static sounds. “BATMAN!” You yelled. “RED HOOD, SPOILER?! ANYONE!”

“(Y/N)?” Jason said quietly not sure if his damaged ears were fooling him, but as he heard your muffled calls again he crouched on the ground following the faint sound. “(Y/N)!”

“Jason?!” Your heart felt relief hearing his voice. “Jason.”

“Are you okay? Are you hurt? You have to hang on, alright? You are under a lot.” Jason listened to you coughing. “(Y/N)?”

Your stomach twisted and your heart shattered into million pieces. Your mind was quick to conclude he won’t get you out in time and that you had to tell him of all people that it seemed to be over for you.

A shiver washed over your entire body like an unstoppable wave and you laid your head back, letting tears roll over you cheeks. “Jason.” You were trying to sound strong, you tried to be tough, but your voice broke right after his name rolled over your tongue. “Smoke is entering the room.”

Jason’s eyes winded. His already bleeding hands tried to get the debris out of the way, digging into the sharp edges of the cement.

You could hear his hectic movement. “Jason.”

“You won’t die on me!” He yelled through gritted teeth. “Hell no, that won’t happen!” He kept digging aggressively.

“Jason–”

“NO!” His voice came out desperate and if you wouldn’t already know it’s over you would now. The strange thing was that your body accepted it or your mind was simply too busy thinking about Jason than luring death.

Jason’s starry eyes filled with terror. He reach a wall that must have dropped onto you horizontally. A big heavy wall. He started to punch it, mobilizing every last strength he could find in his hurting muscles.

“Jason.” You coughed. “Jason, please listen.” The dull sound stopped. “I love you, Jason. I have for a while and every time I tried to tell you someone interfered. I want you to know–” You coughed again. “Know this. I want you to know that you’ve been loved.”

Jason looked around himself. His breaths came out ragged and fast. His lips trembled. “BRUCE!!” He yelled at the top of his lunges. “Don’t talk, (Y/N). You breathe in more carbon monoxide, please.”

“You are–” You were choking by now. “You are a lovely, a beautiful catastrophe, Jason, and you can’t imagine how it breaks me–” You coughed heavily. Your mouth was dry and your head spun. “Breaks me to know how much you hate yourself, because there’s no reason for it. You are the best of us, Jason, you need to realize that.”

“(Y/N), please.” Jason laid his forehead against the wall. His hands were buried in his hair, tearing on the roots in helplessness.

“I love you, Jason.” You whispered over and over again sure he didn’t hear you, but he didn’t have to. With his name on your lips you let the darkness from within consume you. You tried to fight, but it was stronger.

“I love you, too.” Jason’s throat had tightened and his heart was being crushed. “I love you, too, (Y/N).” Jason listened carefully. It seemed as if the entire earth was silent for seconds. There was no coughing reaching Jason’s ears anymore.

“(Y/N)!?” He yelled, supporting himself on his arms. Panic made his body numb. “(Y/N)!?” He started to punch again. His knuckles were bleeding, tinting the concrete scarlet. He punched and punched—


Jason woke up sweaty and out of breath. His left hand was hurting and he clenched the bed sheets tightly, making the remembered pain stop before stumbling out of bed just to grab a bottle booze from which he took long sips.
His entire bedroom was filled with bottles, each a desperate attempt to fall asleep and forget.

It’s been three weeks now. Three weeks since Jason fucked up one time too much what coast your life.

He had felt attracted to you since the first day seeing you kick ass, being a badass through and through. Jason was just too much of a pussy to make a move.
Maybe it was better he didn’t, but it also felt as if there could have been so much, but instead there was death.

anonymous asked:

What's wrong with Grant Morrison? (This is totally not a challenging or bitchy ask, I'm genuinely curious about what you know)

i just find him to generally be not a very good writer who is overly hyped and is very egotistical

there was the whole thing w turning talia into a rapist over at dc and other dumb character decisions like the whole space batman thing or even the creation of dust which had islamophobic/racist undertones (even if it was well-intentioned) his whole new x-men run was apparently riddled w offensive moments and bad writing (i believe there was a moment where beast lies about being gay to avoid a woman or something?? idk i haven’t read it so…)

a serious house on serious earth was just a mess of a comic and also gaycoded the joker to hell and back. he even said he wanted to dress joker in an outfit from a madonna video when he first met batman bcos he was lusting over batman. i can’t find the article but he said something along the lines of wanting to show the attraction to the “perverse and demented” quick q grant! why’d you hate gay ppl just askin! and i remember all of his batman runs being ableist and homophobic to some degree so fuck him. 

he’s also done a bunch of parallel earths where he turns heroes like batman and superman into nazis. 

idk he’s created some characters that i love like damian wayne, ryan choi (co-created) and fantomex but i feel like the reason i love them is because what other ppl have added over the years and not morrison himself so. yeet bitch. 

Strange Love

Part 1/?

Part 2 Part 3

Pairing: Damian Wayne!Older x Reader

Words: 1420

(Y/N) - Your Name

(Y/L/N) - Your Last Name

(Y/B/N) - Your Book’s Name

This is the slowest burn ever.

You were a new up and coming author who has just released her second best selling book. You’ve always wanted to be a novelist and you worked hard for it. When your first book was released you immediately become famous. You got your fame and fortune. You got to travel around your country presenting your book so you also got a chance of looking for your new home as you wanted to create your own cosy nest. There were only two cities you dreamed of living in: New York and Gotham. So when you got an opportunity you immediately moved to Gotham. Why this very infamous city? Being a little child you’ve always heard about this city, about its bad aura, its villains, its heroes, its Batman. You were always living inside your dreams and one of those dreams was if not meeting then just feeling the presence of the Dark Knight somewhere close. You’ve been living in Gotham for four months already and none of your nights went without hearing the “superherovillain” news in which most of the time appeared the unchangeable name of Gotham’s safe keeper. You liked that feeling. Even though you never had a chance to see him live in action.

The other side of Gotham amused you not less. As a media face which was known you got a lot of invitations to charity events, parties, brunches etc. To be honest, you were thrilled with all of these gigs, it was totally another side of the city, people sure were talking about crime and vigilantes but their talk was distant.

Tonight was another charity ball you got an invitation to. It was the Wayne Annual Gala which was held every year in the middle of autumn. You, as a Gotham fan #1, sure had heard of Bruce Wayne, his tragical backstory and, of course, his company. But the most interesting of all his sides was his family side. You knew he had adopted a lot kids and didn’t have his own. They were all different but somehow still similar. But the media were all like one declaring that his youngest one was his biological son. Damian Wayne. Even without any of DNA results or journalists’ researches you knew, only by looking at Bruce and his son’s photos, it was nothing but true. You had some thoughts why the man hid the origins of his son but it didn’t affect you at any level and airing in somebody’s dirty laundry, even world’s most known billionare’s, wasn’t your thing, so you just let this story pass.

There you were. Approaching the main entrance of the Wayne Manor’s biggest hall. You weren’t nervous like at your first appearance with cameras, journalists, celebrities, you have actually grown familiar with it. Instead of nervousness you felt thrill of meeting some familiar people there. One of them was Simon Brown who apparently was your publisher in Gotham and he was kinda enthusiastic to become your fulltime manager since you didn’t have one and were handling all ongoing meetings and gigs on your own. You were really glad you met Simon, he was this easy-going, optimistic man in his early fifties. He was standing next to an old lady who was wearing a poofy lilac dress which was over decorated with feathers of the same color. They were laughing  at one of Simon’s jokes, the woman’s face was covered with wrinkles which formed as a result of her hard laughing and Simon had his firm half smile he always kept on his face which was growing wider as you were approaching them.

“(Y/N)! Long time, no see!” a man shouted to you, slightly tilting his head.

“Oh, Simon, we literally met yesterday” you responded to him.

“My dear (Y/N), business meeting doesn’t count even if it was my pleasure working with you. Let me introduce you to Mrs. Mitchell.” Simon led you the woman he was talking to previously “Mrs. Mitchell, I’d like you meet (Y/N Y/L/N), she’s a good friend of mine who apparently happens to be one of my clients.”

“Nice to meet you, (Y/N). Simon has already told me about you and your new book. I think it will bring you a huge success.”

“Thank you, Mrs. Mitchell. I hope so.”

Almost the rest of the evening you spent with Simon and his friends. He was presenting you to the Gotham elite. Practically all of them were arrogant and narcissistic people. Of course not all were like this, sometimes there were really nice personalities like Mrs. Mitchell but mostly you had to deal with pompous ones.

“Oh, Mr. Wayne!” suddenly for you Simon shouted in direction to a young man standing with a group of serious businessmen how you stated, maybe they were possible investors to his company. “Mr. Wayne! How good to see you! It’s been an eternity. And I’m finally more than just happy to see one of the most generous sponsors of my publishing house. Where were you hiding from me?”

“Was busy doing business, Simon. And in my defence, I wasn’t hiding, you just weren’t looking good enough for me.”

“Well, my dear Damian, I was busy with work too. You sure have heard of (Y/N). We were working on releasing her new book (B/N).”

“Ms. (Y/L/N) I guess” at this time Damian addressed to you. He took a quick look at you. You were looking good tonight: you had a middle length black dress on which almost reached your ankles, it had a cut which started with a middle of your thigh and showed your left leg in a decent position. There was another little cut looking like an inverted triangle under your сhest but it didn’t show much. The edges of your dress were decorated with white lace. Your hair was done into beach waves which were nicely coiffed with a little amount of gel behind your neck. You looked classy. “It’s nice meeting you. I’m really happy to see new faces here”

“It’s mutual” you responded. Damian looked exactly like his father except for his emerald eyes and lightly tanned skin. In his dark blue suit with a black dress shirt and a bow tie of the same color he looked handsome.

“Oh, it looks like Mr. Brusewitz is here, I’ll go say hello. Excuse me.” with these words Simon went to a man standing at the table with drinks.

“So, you’re a new in Gotham?”

“I actually have already lived here for some time but in general, yes, I am new to this city.”

“Planning to settle here? Or local psychos had their influence on you and you changed your mind?”

“No, they didn’t. I kinda enjoy this city’s night and day activities. And I always was keen on Batman, you know.”

“Really?” Damian asked with a little grin while stopping a waiter with a tray full of glasses with champagne. “Some prefer staying away from him and Gotham. But not you as I see.” he suggested you a drink.

“And not you as I see” you accepted it. “As far as I know your father is the founder of Batman, Inc. and you continue his cooperation with masked crimefighters.”

“I’m not the one to ruin traditions.” he took a sip of champagne. “And with them Gotham feels safer. I am just doing everything possible in my power to help my hometown. That’s it.”

“Well, then you’re doing a good thing Mr. Wayne. Or maybe you just expiating your sins? You know, something like building a church for a murder.”

“We all have our bad sides (Y/N). Maybe you’re wrong, maybe you’re not. But I’m not buying a place in heaven by doing good. And investing money in your books doesn’t sound like building a church. Now if you excuse me I should go.”

“Sure, it was pleasure meeting you. And I didn’t mean to offend you. ”

“I know.” he replied and went back to his previous interlocutors.

You were delighted you got to know Damian. He made an impression of a good man and you truly wanted him to be one. Even though your conversation went roughly in the end, talking to him felt nice. For a second you fell for him and this attraction to a stranger was typical for a young woman who sees a decent man, so you got rid of your thoughts but somewhere deep inside you secretly craved a hope for meeting him again.

spooky-little-boy  asked:

Something of a more controversial subject that is unlikely to occur, but one that still concerns me. Considering his popular portrayal in Gotham, do you think The Penguin will end up redesigned within the comics to fit more in line with the slim, "pretty boy" Ozzy on the show? There's of course nothing wrong with his portrayal, but I'm worried that the comics will change him to resemble it more. TellTale's Batman did it, so I'm worried the comics will follow. Media does heavily influence it.

That’s a good question! You’re right that there’s been a recent push to make Oswald more conventionally attractive, as evidenced by the Batman: The Telltale Series game you mentioned. It is a bit jarring to see a character that is traditionally pictured like this…

…experience a complete appearance overhaul to the extent where he looks more like a male model than Danny Devito.

Still, it doesn’t necessarily mean that Penguin’s depictions in comics will follow suit; after all, Cillian Murphy’s portrayal of Scarecrow remains quite popular among fans (myself included!) years after the Dark Knight trilogy has ended, but outside of a few comics Jonathan Crane hasn’t been made to resemble him beyond the business suit/burlap mask combo. For the most part Crane’s continued to be illustrated with the intent to inspire horror rather than physical attraction (although there’s many readers who still find him handsome). 

Personally, I’m not a fan of drastically altering a character’s appearance with the sole purpose of making them more visually appealing. It’s one thing if the portrayal is excellent and the actor/design just happens to be considered attractive (as was the case with Nolanverse Scarecrow) but the idea that comic book character must be sexy is frustrating, especially with villains. If a character is traditionally grotesque or doesn’t have chiseled abs and perfectly-groomed eyebrows then don’t force it on them–being a villain is about defying societal conventions, and that includes standards of beauty. 

The first time he see’s you it’s just a glimmer, it’s not even your face, just the back of your head. What he does see is the smile on Roy’s face. It’s the middle of the night and the two of you stand side by side, on top of a crummy roof, in the middle of the dirtiest part of Gotham.

Even from Jason’s place on the ground he notices how you don’t belong here. Your nails are well kept, and covered with a thick layer of nail polish. The middle finger studded with diamonds. He notices that your jacket is made of real leather, not the fake stuff he and Roy wear.

But somehow Roy’s smile buys you both some more time. So Jason ignores the fact that there’s a robbery happening halfway across town, and pulls out another cigarette. 

He’ll call him down when his cigarette is gone.

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“The real question is, who are you?” he asked, squinting his eyes slightly as he looked at you.

“Y/N. I take it you are Mr. Luthor?” you smiled back at him, holding you your hand.

“Indeed. Call me Lex though. Can I ask why you look so dazed?” he grabbed your hand in his, squeezing tight as he subtly pulled you closer.

“Well you see I have discovered something very odd and I’m trying to find reason behind it.” You admitted vaguely, trying to keep his attention as the noise behind you got louder.

“Well what is that?” he asked, confusion and curiosity etched onto his face as you leaned in a little closer. He mirrored your action, turning slightly so that his ear was closer to your mouth.

“For some reason I’m attracted to you.”


Gif Credit: no idea

From the german wikipedia about Poison Ivy

What remains unclear is Ivy’s sexuality. While many stories portray her as heterosexual (e.g. she’s attracted to Batman, Harvey Dent […]), there are also some comics where it’s hinted that she’s in a lesbian relationship with Harley Quinn [and/or other women]

Straight people: You see, Ivy’s attracted to men. But also to some women. It’s so confusing, what ever might her sexuality be??? It’s a mystery…

Me: (ノ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ︵┻┻

#252 Because of the "Fake Geek Girl".

The Fake Geek Girl - a phenomena brought to you by the creators of the Friend Zone.

So, if you haven’t heard, there’s this concept, known as the Fake Geek Girl.

Who is she?

She is any attractive woman who shows up in geek environments (comic book stores, sci-fi conventions, cosplay events, etc) and poses as a geek, but WATCH OUT! SHE’S NOT REALLY A GEEK! SHE DOESN*T EVEN READ THE COMICS, SHE’S JUST A POSER! OHMIGAWD, SHE’S JUST HERE FOR ALL THE MALE ATTENTION!

These girls are, according to designer and Geek Out! writer Joe Peacock

“… a “6″ in the “real world”, but when they put on a Batman shirt and head to the local fandom convention du jour, they instantly become a “9″.

They’re poachers. They’re a pox on our culture”

Yes, this is an actual thing. And Joe Peacock is an actual adult. So, as you might have gathered, the Fake Geek Girl is essentially a mythological creature, or possibly an extremely rare phenomena only observed every few years. But if you look at social media activity, you would believe that she is everywhere. Hatred is poured out over the supposedly fake geek girl on online chat forums, Twitter, blogs, through memes and Youtube videos. And then there are the endless accounts of girls attending conventions or visiting comic books stores who are approached by complete strangers demanding that they answer trivia questions to prove their geekiness and given abuse if they don’t manage to answer them all. 

The fake geek girl isn’t real. There are no fake geek girls. There are girls who have interest to varying degrees. But, as Forbes writer Daniel Nye Griffiths points out, she has a purpose:

“In the face of this insecurity, “fake geek girls” are the equivalent of Communist sleeper agents in the uncertain 50s – the number of women who have no interest in geek culture but want geek attention at a personal level is vanishingly small, but their phantom is used to justify prejudice more generally, with the aim of keeping an unknown quantity out of the clubhouse.”

The idea of the Fake Geek Girl keeps women away from conventions, it keeps them away from geek culture and it keeps them away from learning more about the comics, games and movies they enjoy. But mainly, it keeps them away from being part of the community. It turns geek culture into a boys’ club.

On Art vs. Representation in Comics...

The last few days have stirred up a lot of thoughts in the comics community about representation vs. the rights of artists. To which I posted this:

“If a woman tells me I’ve presented women as a male fantasy, before indignant rebuttal I should A. Listen. B. Trust she knows her reality.

Doesn’t mean getting something “wrong” or presenting your POV makes you a monster. Critique should be a discourse, not an indictment.

But I also think how you handle people’s critique of your art says a lot more about you than your work.”

And since then I’ve had a conversation or two that I believe make those thoughts worth expounding upon. So…

First and foremost context always matters. Different stories lean towards different audiences. Even within genres. Some stories subvert the presentation of their characters. But for the sake of what I’m about to say, yes we are talking about superheroes. If you get really, really bored … you can find what I’ve written about that in the past: HERE

And so it’s clear: my take on depictions of women in comics art has so little to do with critiquing any specific instance or piece of art and far more to do with the responses I see to it from the community of artists who make the work.

So look, when you determine the race or gender of a character, specifically a superhero, then those people and those who care for them become an inherent part of the audience you’re asking to support the book. That character is out front and center, their name is on the cover. It’s basically both the story you’re promising and what you’re selling. So, everything about the presentation of the story has to at least consider this.

With characters that are women, sexuality always seems to be front and center. But the debate over what is lewd or overly sexual is often times drowning out what seems to be a bigger discussion and that is one of communication.

Far more than men, art depicting women in comics is treated basically as a stamp that you can just change the clothes on, regardless of age, race or character. And if the audience that is intended to identify most with a character (which can extend to people who know and care about women or their rights as well) does not think this depiction communicates anything other than point of view of the man or woman drawing it…then it’s at least on that level objectively not working.

There are far more ways to objectify a woman, or anyone for that matter than to treat them as a sexual object. A comic featuring a young woman as the LEAD of the comic at least on some level promises that people reading it should want to BE her, not just possess or mold her. It’s no different than Tony Stark or Batman. It’s just that those characters play to the ideals lots of the world conditions us to accept as attractive in men.

So what’s at stake here? For people who want to feel good about reading a book about a young woman as a superhero?It’s potentially an in or out proposition. Why would you want to read a comic that makes you feel egregiously misrepresented?

For the artists making the work, far, far less is at stake and we all know it. In fact, the instances where a single cover or story are pulled after being found inappropriate are very rare, and when they’re done they almost never ruin the careers of those artists. What hurts those artists is almost always a lack of self-awareness and an almost tragic misunderstanding of how commercial art works on a macro scale.

What is most at risk for the artist is probably Ego. At least the egos of artists who think it’s their right to solely express whatever they want in the art they’re paid to make and are presenting to an audience for consumption.

And truthfully that is a stance I’m not wholly at odds with. I do that myself sometimes. The phrase “MOTHER FUCKER” was crafted to describe my ego. I mean, just look at this post. At the end of the day I am very pro-self expression, and pro that self-expression challenging other people’s POV. But I acknowledge, that expecting that the audience is going to just accept whatever I do does have potential consequences. One of those is that the folks you’re selling to may not agree with or want to buy your work.  

So, artists. The choices at hand are really this simple: continue to do what you do, and enjoy it for yourself and maybe even risk alienating that audience. It doesn’t make you a bad artist or person. But it is a choice you have to own.

OR the alternative is to listen to the people you’re trying to sell to. Consider where they’re coming from and THEN make a decision about how to proceed.

OR do both. It doesn’t have to be mutually exclusive. So long as you’re at least attempting to be AWARE of what you’re doing.

In the end, No one is infallible. And there is a big difference between something being found inappropriate and a witch hunt. You’re annoyed that work is rescinded or not being printed? Fine. But many of these artists in these instances are very successful and have been for decades. They will continue to work and have an audience. As they should. There’s plenty of room for everyone, just maybe not in these kinds of comics anymore. Again, that’s up to the audience. Accept that or don’t. But you better make peace with the fact that it’s okay not to rule the whole world.

Because no one ever will.

-Jason Latour

anonymous asked:

Could you please maybe write a quick/non-spoilerish review after you go and see BvS? I only trust your judgement for the movie. You've been with us along for the ride since day 1, if you give the green or say it sucked, I'll only listen to you lmao

sorry if this is too messy, i just got back. quick shout-out to the people inboxing me spoilers thinking they’ll ruin the movie for me. suck it, gladys, i was faster this time

  • this isn’t a hollywood movie. i can’t stress this enough. you’ve probably heard it already, “the pacing isn’t what you’d expect”, both in good and bad reviews, and it’s accurate. this isn’t a hollywood movie. this is a comic book movie. i’m being as literal as i can get, this is a DC comics movie, and the only thing missing was the speech bubbles and 28 less frames per minute (because… you know. it’s a movie at the end of the day and not a panelled page). that feeling you’ll have the first 20 minutes about something being out of place will click once you realize “wait, am i watching a superhero film based on comic books? on the actual source material and not hollywood rules?”
  • the characters… the accuracy of the characters. not just the main characters but every character you can recognize from the comics. the way they’re all nailed down to a terrifying degree of correct portrayal. i’ve never seen such an intense performance as jesse’s. he managed to make a role that could easily turn into the fakest, most forced character in the franchise into one of the most corporeal aspects of BvS. you won’t try to go along with lex, you won’t try to convince yourself “this is a serious movie”, you’ll be swept away with the flow and drown
  • fuck bruce wayne
  • no literally fuck bruce wayne i think i’m increasingly attracted to ben affleck now, snyder what have you done
  • if you’re a big batman fan, you’ve probably thought, “this is the best bruce wayne/batman we’ve gotten so far yet there’s something not quite there… what if i’m asking for too much? i’ll just shut up and take what i can get, it’s not like i can grab comics’ bruce and throw him in the movie”…. well now you can. i can’t express how much of a good fit affleck is for both bruce wayne and batman. i can’t showcase the way he makes bruce wayne and batman work as one entity instead of having this dude suddenly put on a mask and yup, i guess that’s batman. no. when you hear “batman has been active for 20 years” you see it, it’s not just a line in a script to speed things along
  • on the topic of people being afraid snyder is screwing up clark and that he’s turning too dark/lost: this is our superman. this is our clark kent. everything he does is 100% in character w/ the comics. if you love THAT clark, you’ll love THIS clark
  • fucking diana prince
  • fucking justice league
  • everything makes sense. you’ll look back to the trailers and laugh. i have nothing else to say on this but it’s a hilarious joke once you’ve seen the finished product
  • last and most important: the third act will kick your ass. the third act will kick your ass. THE THIRD ACT WILL KICK. YOUR. ASS. :)

there’s also this spoiler about batman going around that isn’t accurate and just goes to show that people didn’t pay attention. it’s the #1 thing you’ll be able to use to see if someone actually watched the movie and didn’t just bullshit it/base their opinions on misinformed reviews. if you’re a DC fan, if you read and love DC comics, you’ll absolutely love the film (which is why i get why non-comic book fans found it confusing)

i repeat: this is not a hollywood movie. Batman v Superman is made by one of us for us, in the most literal way possible. go enjoy getting your ass kicked

silentlucidityart replied to your post:In your opinion, Is a mary sue even a real thing?…

I’ve only ever heard the term Mary Sue (And male equivalent, ‘Gary Stu’) in context to poorly written characters. I’ve never heard about it being used as a method to try to discourage girls from writing power fantasies. :(

Sadly, here is where “intention” and “impact” are different.

I’m very aware that many people usually only use Mary Sue as a means to critique poorly written characters (I used to do it too), but also consider the prominence of the term compared to Gary Stu. We hear Mary Sue way WAY more than people even know there exists a male equivalent.

Have you read the argument that Batman is a Gary Stu? Tragic life, lost his parents, really angsty but somehow has all the money and resources to put on a cool costume and run around solving crimes and being a hero while attractive women fall in love with him left and right.
But Batman is considered a good character why? The execution of many of his comics are well done. The framework of his story sounds atrocious, but a good writer can pull it off.

So are we really critiquing a girl on fanfic.net or deviantart for her writing skills? Or discouraging her from getting better? What’s wrong with the set up of her self-insert character? What’s wrong with her wanting to write her own fantasy because she doesn’t find enough of it in the books and shows that are provided for her?

Mary Sue wasn’t intentionally made to discourage, but the impact of the term does exactly that. You need to look at the slang in conjunction with the cultural pool we live in. It’s not an isolated term. It exists in a sexist society and is perpetuated by people raised in that environment.

okay, so this is my ficrec post because i love when other people make these so hopefully there’s a thing or two on here some people haven’t read, and if so, you’re welcome.

i just wanna add the fact that i really had to hold back on the scottmcniceass fics because i know y’all have read all of them, but i just had to add my faves.
same goes for other big name authors like sarcasticfluentry, zarah5, and loadedgunn.

i also didn’t add other ones such as the driving instructor fic, and sex dice, and you are the blood because again i know you’ve all read them. this list is for the other fics i really enjoy that maybe aren’t as appreciated as they should be.
♥ = absolute fave
enjoy!

// z i a m-c e n t r i c //

Tunnel Vision by scottmcniceass
rated: explicit
words: 91k
In which Zayn is an award-winning popstar with a knack for getting himself in trouble, and Liam is the bodyguard he didn’t want to hire who has a few problems with staying professional.

The List by scottmcniceass
rated: explicit
words: 58k
Louis constantly gets Liam into trouble. Zayn is always there to get him out of it. Harry Potter AU.

As He Moves by scottmcniceass
rated: explicit
words: 21k
Zayn thought he wanted to know where Liam worked. Apparently he thought wrong. Or, the one where Magic Mike is sort of reality.

So Are You Saying Yes? by itsmylifekay
rated: not rated
words: 8k
Basically, Zayn works at London’s version of Say Yes to the Dress and has a bit of a celebrity crush. Liam is one of the best runners in the world but can’t seem to escape his attraction to a boy he saw on TV. Louis of course has to meddle and Harry is along for the ride. Liam’s sisters are just trying to help.

Seven Minute Mile by zappowziamfeelsbomb
rated: explicit
words: 4k
Liam wants to work out. Again. Zayn is annoyed. Yes, his boyfriend has a cut, beautiful body, but Zayn just wants to spend some time with Liam. And there is no fucking way Zayn’s getting on a treadmill just so they can be together. Unless Liam can give him the proper motivation.

‘Til I See You by vastlyunknown
rated: explicit
words: 10k
In an effort to distract themselves from their own feelings for each other, Louis and Harry bully Liam and Zayn into a blind date. They very reluctantly agree but vow to not enjoy it. That is until they actually meet.

Getting Your Attention by shamelessziam
rated: explicit
words: 1k
For the kinkmeme prompt: zayn smoking a cigarette/acting generally disinterested while either liam or harry blow him bonus points for deep throating, trying to get a reaction.

Colour My Senses Cherry Red by thilia
rated: explicit
words: 96k
Zayn Malik, closeted gay pornstar.

Say It Out Loud by ieatravioli
rated: mature
words: 25k
Liam has a younger sister who is deaf and he meets Zayn; an alumni from his sister’s school. Zayn has just found out that he’s qualified to receive a Cochlear implant and decides to go through with the procedure.

But the Sun Comes Up Instead by blackwayfarers
rated: explicit
words: 71k
Zayn Malik, charming and confident fraternity vice-president, meets shy but achingly endearing high schooler Liam Payne at a kegger and everything just goes straight to hell.

I Want To Be Part Of It All by shadesofmediocrity
rated: explicit
words: 35k
a roadtrip!AU where Zayn is by himself until he isn’t, Liam hitchhikes, and simplicity is a concept that Zayn can’t remember the meaning of.

One in Ten Million by top_linson
rated: mature
words: 37k
University student Zayn Malik is a big fan of One Direction, world famous boy band, especially member Liam Payne. When Liam accidentally tweets his phone number, Zayn takes a chance that changed his life.

Pierce Through My Heart by top_linson
rated: mature
words: 4k
AU where Liam loses a bet to Louis and has to get his dick pierced by the incredibly attractive body piercer, Zayn.

Like You Wanna Be Loved by vastlyunknown
rated: not rated
words: 2k
Sometimes, Harry’s art projects aren’t crap at all. Or, the one where Harry gets strangers to kiss.

Midnight Doesn’t Last Forever by we_are_the_same
rated: explicit
words: 28k
Liam wakes up to find a naked boy in his apartment.

So Let’s Say, I’ll Come Another Day by sophieisgod
rated: explicit
words: 36k
Zayn meets Liam in 1999, swinging on the gate in his back yard. Liam meets Zayn in 2010, killing time in McDonald’s on the most important day of his life. They have adventures, conquer the world, and fall in love. A story about fate, timing, free will, wonky genetics, parallel universes, significant tattoos, emotional haircuts, sudden nudity, sex crying, and a Batman t-shirt from HMV.
Or, in which Zayn is the time traveller’s wife. No spoilers.

Everything On You Intoxicates by sunshinexbomb
rated: mature
words: 5k
where Liam wears crop tops and Zayn suffers.

Bioluminescent Vampire Squid by keep_calm_and_read_fic
rated: explicit
words: 45k
AU in which Marvel Comics writer Zayn Malik has a phobia of water so intense he can’t even get in a bath. Of course, he’s willing to reconsider that statement on the condition that ridiculously attractive Marine Biologist Liam Payne is in the bath with him. Which probably won’t happen. They may have been exchanging increasingly flirty emails for months, and Zayn might be half way in love with him and he may have named the main character in his new comic series after him but that doesn’t mean anything. They’ve never met and they’re not going to. That is, until his meddling agent Niall organizes a ‘research’ trip for he and Zayn to go on a deep sea expedition with Liam and his deranged scientist colleagues Harry and Louis. Zayn thought he couldn’t possibly be more afraid of the ocean. He was wrong.

You Holy Fool by chasingxrabbits
rated: explicit
words: 75k
Liam is a good kid, on the right path until he finds something wicked making a home in his church. (A slightly religious AU where Liam has a moral dilemma and Louis is falling head over heals for the curly headed sophomore.)

Even When I Lost I’m Winning by paynegerous
rated: explicit
words: 31k
the one where Liam is famous and hiding, Zayn isn’t and is worried, Harry and Louis aren’t ready for the world to know and Niall just wants someone to snog.

Eyes On You Eyes On Me by cptniall
rated: mature
words: 3k
“i needed a drink of water after my shower but i forgot that i opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked aka liam’s hot neighbour teaches him the value of discretion whilst also complimenting him on his massive weiner

Live and Love in Slow Motion by vastlyunknown
rated: general
words: 2k
Liam thinks Zayn is an angel.

Here I Stand by stormdancer
rated: explicit
words: 40k
Zayn lifts his chin, turns so that he’s facing Harry. He doesn’t look at Liam, because he can’t bear to look, and because he’s really not trying to be mean or pointed. Liam can do what he wants. But Zayn drew a line in the sand a long time ago, and it matters. “I’m not hiding, Haz. This is who I am. They can deal with it.”

(We’re In) Different Places by misslii
rated: mature
words: 11k
Liam meets Louis and Zayn at his new job. And even if he doesn’t want to get involved with them because of how he’s just been dumped, he agrees to be friends with them. The problem is that he likes them a little bit too much. Also, there are gifts. A lot of gifts

I can’t Tell, You’re Already Red by amongseafarers
rated: explicit
words: 5k
!!! genderswap girl!zayn
Her door clicks shut almost immediately but Zayn can tell that the air in her room has changed; it’s become heavier, thicker.

Dance in the Echoes by vastlyunkown
rated: explicit
words: 5k
Liam is a CEO with a crush on his personal shopper.

good for you by MissLii
rated: explicit
words: 3k
Or: Liam riding Zayn on a thigh strap-on to prove that he’s good enough for his cock.

a dragon’s cry and a storm of snow by ghostrider
rated: explicit
words: 44k
A Game of Thrones AU.

you’re so excited, you only need just a try by sarcasticfluentry
rated: explicit
words: 12k
Zayn thought that Liam (blessedly) forgot about his deepest, darkest, most embarrassing fantasy. But one hot summer day, he discovers that he was wrong.

we may fall (but we get up again) by jmcats
rated: explicit
words: 58k
It’s Liam’s favorite moment - helping someone else create a memory. He’s always the best man, the one holding everything together at a wedding. And, one day, he’s going to fall madly in love and create that moment for himself. And he knows it in his blood - that moment won’t include some cynical, smug bloke named Zayn Malik.

(alternately: a 27 Dresses AU where Liam is everyone’s favorite best man and he just might be madly in love with his boss … and maybe with an arrogant writer who hates weddings as much as Liam loves them, too)

Everything On You Intoxicates by writingsofamadchild
rated: explicit
words: 37k
Where Zayn maybe stalks that fit guy from his Intro to Lit class on Instagram

and you take me the way i am by jmcats
rated: explicit
words: 55k
It’s incredibly relaxing, even in this small space, the way they’ve always been. Such a distraction that he doesn’t think, not for once, about agreeing to lie to his family and Zayn pretending to be his date and how easy all of this might be.

(Liam needs a date to a wedding. His family loves to match him up with blind dates. He doesn’t want that. He needs a date… and, well, why not Zayn. Pretending to be boyfriends for a weekend isn’t the worst idea he supposes. Liam is horribly wrong.

// l a r r y-c e n t r i c //

Sing When You’re Winning by hazmesentir
rated: not rated
words: 90k
Harry is fifteen minutes late to the office on the day Louis Tomlinson comes out as gay. Or, the one where Harry’s a chronically underpaid magazine intern and Louis is the Premier League’s first gay footballer and pretty much the last thing they need is each other.

Hit the Heartbrakes by hazmesentir
rated: explicit
words: 13k
With his best friend and eternal roommate Zayn getting married and abandoning him, Louis has planned the world’s biggest stag do to send him off into married life – a week in Thailand showing him all the things he’s going to be missing when he becomes a married man. But Zayn has neglected to mention that Louis’ ex and their old uni friend Paddy will be coming – along with his successful, rich new boyfriend. Determined not to let Paddy ruin his fun once again, he enlists the help of an attractive backpacker by the name of Harry, who good-naturedly agrees to go along with pretending he’s Louis’ boyfriend for the week. A week of sun, sea, booze and no-strings-attached sex beckons, but as always, things don’t go quite as planned…

Talk Dirty When You Talk To Me by onedirectionserections
rated: explicit
words: 8k
After a night out with Stan, Louis gets a dirty text message from a unknown number. Thinking its his best friend he replies. It turns out to be a boy named Harry. An experience Louis’ never had before happens after a heated discussion with said boy.

Put It All On Me by loadedgunn
rated: mature
words: 15k
“Yeah, yeah, give it to me, that’s it, spread your legs a bit, there you go.”
The camera follows Louis as he does. Maybe if the modelling thing doesn’t work out, he could try the porn industry. Then again, he’s a bit too stocky to be twinky and a bit too twinky to be anything else. He likes that about himself, though. Well, directors and photographers like that about him. He could pull off pretty and edgy, could do GQ in the morning and a perfume commercial in the afternoon. Right now he thinks he could pull off anything, because it’s Harry fucking Styles directing him.
Or, a Top Model AU where Louis is accidentally there to make friends, not become Britain’s Next Top Model. (Also Zayn is the supermodel host.)

Has Me By The Heart by hilourry
rated: explicit
words: 30k
It’s probably not normal to even try and find his soulmate – who even believes in that shit anymore – but if Harry were normal he’d be a student or a singer right now, instead of a millionaire con artist who doesn’t own a house because he wants to settle down with someone special.
He watches Louis tell a story with a happy flush in his cheeks, and Harry’s heart thrums painfully because he knows. He’s the one.
Or, Harry steals hearts, Niall steals everything else, and Louis should probably be less cool about knives being thrown at his head.

The One Where Harry Really Doesn’t Have Ten Cats by loadedgunn
rated: teen
words: 10k
“Mate, you can dress him up in a tutu and upload it to YouTube, I don’t care as long as he’s alive when I come back.”
Harry gasps. “How did you know I have three tiny cat tutus?”
“You sound like the crazy type.”
Or, the AU where Harry is a pet-sitter for the rich and famous, and Louis is rich and famous.

Celebrity Discount by loadedgunn
rated: teen
words: 27k
Louis fell for Prince Harry when he was ten and Harry was eight and peeked behind the Queen’s elegant gown for his first public appearance—a shy smile and a mess of curls. He fell for him when he caught Lottie putting up a magazine cover of Harry on her wall and all she had to say for herself was, “He’s such a good person, yeah?” and, yeah. He fell for him when Harry gracefully accepted his demotion. He fell for him when Harry came out and stayed out.

Special Topping by loadedgunn
rated: explicit
words: 13k
‘Who would even want so many pizzas so late at night?’ Harry wonders before the door opens.
Oh. Apparently short guys with shaggy brown hair and a scruff and bright blue eyes and heart-stopping smiles. That’s who.
Harry’s not even ashamed of how he nearly drops all the pizzas. This guy is gorgeous and Harry hasn’t noticed anyone like that in ages, let alone provided services to them. If he opened his mouth right now the only thing that would come out is, “By special topping did you mean my dick?”
Or, the AU where Harry delivers pizza and Louis really just wants Tim Gunn to spank him.

Oh Your Touch, So Bittersweet by soleilouis
rated: mature
words: 7k
louis meets harry in a tattoo shop.

Sleep on My Heart Tonight by loadedgunn
rated: teen
words: 7k
Louis takes. Harry gives. They meet in Venice.

'Cause Lately I’ve Been Waking Up Alone by sarcasticfluentry
rated: explicit
words: 5k
“Ow ow ow ow,” Harry continues cursing, hopping back and forth on the balls of his toes and trying uselessly to cradle his dick. Louis’s eyes fall to the sink, where he can see a torn-open package and what looks like a sheet of instructions.
“Clone-a-Willy?” he reads out loud, not sure he’s reading right.
…or, Harry gives Louis a very special sex toy for an early birthday present, and Louis uses it on Skype when Harry’s in LA.

A Promise Lives Within You Now by sarcasticfluentry
rated: explicit
words: 46k
A Lord of the Rings-inspired Middle Earth AU. Louis is an Elven prince, next in line to become King of Mirkwood, and Harry is the orphaned Human boy who grows up alongside him. They fall in love, but Louis’s obligations to the throne, Harry’s mortality, and impending war threaten to tear them apart.

Faith and Trust and Pixie Dust by kotabear24
rated: explicit
words: 10k
Harry Styles and his son, Lucas, are spending four days at Disneyland for Lucas’ sixth birthday. Louis Tomlinson is Peter Pan there, and takes a shine to both the boys. He gives them tickets to a Peter Pan show that night, and spends the evening with the two before spending the night with Harry. Lucas and Harry both find themselves getting attachd to Louis, and Louis finds the same himself.

Louis Lucas by theteapirate
rated: explicit
words: 68k
Pornstar!AU. Louis is a pornstar with more issues than he can drink away. Harry is a bisexual singer/songwriter who is desperate to be signed to a major label. Zayn and Liam are Louis’s long-suffering best friends (who also happen to be pornstars, and also happen to be dating each other). Niall just wants to play his guitar.

Hold Onto Your Stars Before They Fade by adelagia
rated: teen
words: 32k
The first time they meet, it is sunrise, and Harry is naked. (Or, the one where Harry is a lost fairy, and Louis takes him in.)

I Would Name The Stars for You (I Would Take You There) by impertuous
rated: mature
words: 91k
“Harry Styles is a poem waiting to happen, Louis thinks, eyes tracing peach flesh and the undercurrent of blue veins. He wants to write him all down, to capture the image of green eyes and red lips and skinny wrists… dark ink spilled across the page.”
Or a vaguely Notting Hill-like AU (or that made for TV Disney movie Starstruck if you’ve seen it… no? Just me?) starring popstar!Harry and bookkeeper/soulful poet!Louis; and including guest appearances by Fate, a wise elderly aristocrat, and lots and lots of pining.

Bitter Sweet and Strange by keep_calm_and_read_fic
rated: explicit
words: 41k
He agreed to stay so his sister could go free, but he never signed up for this.
Beauty and the Beast AU in which Harry is taken prisoner in King Louis ‘The Beast’ Tomlinson’s castle, Master Liam Payne may or may not be a torture specialist, Master Zayn Malik may or may not be the Master of War, and no one will tell him what the hell Niall does around here.
Basically, Harry hates his enemy with a passion. Then he kind of has a passion for his enemy. Then he wonders if he and Louis are enemies at all.

The Dreams That You Wish by keep_calm_and_read_fic
rated: explicit
words: 68k
Cinderella/Ever After AU in which Louis is the world’s sassiest servant, Harry is a closeted prince with a deadline, Zayn is Harry’s chaperone, Liam is given the unenviable task of trying to distract Zayn long enough that his sister, Druscilla, can seduce Prince Harry (hint: doomed to failure) and Niall is the worlds most inappropriate fairy godfather.
Destiny, romance, mistaken identity, sexcapades and oblivious!everybody abound in this gross bastardization of one of my all time favourite fairy tales.

From Eight Until Late, I Think About You by supernope
rated: explicit
words: 35k
After finding out that his University of Brighton roommate has a YouTube channel, Harry starts up his own channel, on which he posts videos of himself doing weekly challenges. He strikes up a friendship with Louis, a popular youtuber in London, that starts in the comments on their videos and progresses to texting, skyping, and talking about each other in their own videos far too often. They fall for each other long-distance, but put off meeting face-to-face as long as possible, too nervous that they’ll screw it all up.
Involves a bunch of YouTube challenges (AKA excuses for Harry to get naked), some awkward snapchat mishaps, and a whole lot of pining.

Until You Can’t by hostagesfic
rated: explicit
words: 6k
“Was thinking,” Louis says, looking down at him proudly, hands spread on Harry’s pecs, thumbs slotting like they’re meant to into the spaces of his rib cage on the curve of his muscles, fingers spreading out across the birds on his collarbones. “This time might try something a bit different, if you’re up for it.”

Fall Into Your Gravity by zarah5
rated: explicit
words: 74k
AU. In which Harry is an overnight pop sensation and Louis steals plants, Zayn pulls Liam’s proverbial pigtails and Niall’s really just pleased there are more girls for him.

Finding You Was So Hard (But Loving You Is Easy) by togetherwecouldbealright
rated: mature
words: 66k
An incredibly shameless vampire!AU filled with stupid jokes, endless dates, flappy bird, a bro man dude pal sleepover thing and there also might be some sex in strange places.
Also known as the one where everyone is a vampire, Louis is oblivious and somewhere along the way it becomes a bit too much like Twilight.
Then a string of thoughts make themselves clear in Louis’ head. First, Harry is a vampire. Second, Louis is a dumbass. Third, Louis is also unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. Fourth, he’s pretty sure he just quoted the back of the Twilight book.

The Incident by ologist
rated: general
words: 1k
AU in which Harry and Louis are fluffy little bunnies in a pet shop and true love conquers even the most trying of obstacles: the stubborn customer.

Thought The Song Was Sung by 100percentsassy
rated: explicit
words: 12k
Louis never auditioned for the X-Factor. Years later, Harry’s just another gay ex-boybander who lives alone with his cat… until Niall decides to take matters into his own hands and set up a profile for Harry on a dating website.

A Million Roses (Bathed in Rock n’ Roll) by delilah
rated: not rated
words: 30k
au. harry sings in smoky dive bars; louis misses his flight home. they go to coney island in the morning.
(aka - harry is lana del rey, and louis makes him a star.)

It’s Hard To Look Right At You, Baby by kenziexo
rated: explicit
words: 14k
Coffee Shop AU where Louis is going through a dry spell, Zayn wants to be a good friend and help Louis find someone, and Harry ends up finding him instead.
[or the one where louis is ‘hella fucking gay and desperately single’ and harry wants to change that last part.]

With Nothing But Your Tshirt On by top_linson
rated: explicit
words: 34k
Louis knows that I’ve seen you fuck yourself with a vibrator should not be the first thing that comes to mind when he meets Harry Styles.
(Harry is a camboy and Louis has been an avid subscriber for a while before he finds out they attend the same university)

Viens Jouer Dehors (Come Out and Play) by hilourry
rated: explicit
words: 3k
Louis is a French model. Harry is the coffee guy. Louis doesn’t speak English. It works out.

These Roads We Stumble Down by onewasturning
rated: explicit
words: 18k
He’s completely drenched, not one millimetre of him not covered in rain, and the old sheepskin cover over the seat is probably going to stink afterwards from the damp. But even with what seems to be a constant tremor shaking his body, brown hair plastered to his forehead, and a blue tinge to his skin, he’s still probably the most gorgeous person that Harry has ever seen.
Or, Harry picks up a hitchhiker in Oxford, and it’s a long ride to Glasgow.

With Your Love We Could Breathe Underwater by luminescents
rated: mature
words: 28k
AU where Harry is a mermaid, Louis is a human, and they both discover a lot more than they anticipated.

Just Walk My Way by darkerwings
rated: explicit
words: 10k
Louis is a Victoria’s Secret Angel, and Harry is the main act of the night.

Have You Coming Back Again by whoknows
rated: explicit
words: 31k
It’s five o’clock in the morning. Louis has a lecture at half eight. He could be using this time to study or to do his readings or to go to the gym, but - well. He doesn’t have any exams coming up, he’s not going to his seminar today anyway and he hates the gym. Instead he’s using this time to fuck with Harry Styles’ poor little brain.

Baby Look What You’ve Done To Me by ballsdeepinjesus
rated: explicit
words: 9k
The next day kind of turns everything upside down, though. Louis gets another lingerie catalogue addressed to Harry. He’s about to toss it when he sees a personalized note stuck to the front; it thanks Harry for his previous purchases and offers him a complimentary six-month subscription to their magazine free of charge. It’s a unisex lingerie catalogue. Lingerie specifically designed to allow for the existence of penises, apparently, judging from the bulging cocks covered in lace that he sees as he flips through the pages. His breath catches in his throat at the thought of a faceless Harry – mysterious, odd Harry – dressed up in his purchases, whatever they may be.

Outwit, Outplay, Outlast by dancesongsoul, lookatyourchoices
rated: explicit
words: 61k
“Tommo and Harry are gonna do it. I don’t know when, but they’re gonna do it. They’ve got the mattress, the pillows, everything’s in place, and they’re gonna do it. I really wish those two the best of luck.” –Taylor Swift, “Chapera”

Or a Survivor All-Stars AU in which Harry and Louis are just in this game to win the million dollars, but they end up with something better.

its a terrible life by cptniall
rated: mature
words: 19k
Louis wants to know who’s spying on his work emails, and the curly haired HR manager has been looking very suspicious lately.

// o t 3-5 //

Glass Table Boys by theteapirate
rated: explicit
words: 7k
pairing: zourry
Louis is a go-go dancer at a gay bar. Zayn is a DJ, and Louis’s roommate. Harry is a hot stranger. Naturally, a threesome ensues. Guest starring Nick Grimshaw as a sassy bartender.

Outlast by disarmed_d
rated: explicit
words: 20k
pairing: ot5
And then Louis says, “I bet £10,000 I could go longer without wanking than all of you,” which was probably his first mistake.
In which Louis has some regrets, Liam isn’t worried, Niall wants to help, Harry tries to forfeit, and Zayn may or may not be bothered.

Doubling Down by lazy_daze
rated: explicit
words: 10k
pairing: zouiam
In which Zayn and Louis discover Liam’s been getting it from both of them separately, and decide to give it to him together.

Pep Talk Turned Into A Pep Rally by sarcasticfluentry
rated: explicit
words: 20k
pairing: ot5
“Wait a second,” Harry says slowly. The four of them turn to look at Harry, who seems to be working through a very difficult concept in his head. “Why have we never had a foursome before?”
“Wait a second, I don’t appreciate being left out of this,” Niall pipes up. “If you’re all gonna be getting off together, I want in.”
…or, two orgies on the South American leg of the WWA tour, one Louis-centric and one Zayn-centric.

Wanna Be The First to Take it All The Way Like This by loudippedincaramel
rated: explicit
words: 12k
pairing: ot5

Zayn and Niall come over to sit next to him, Zayn reaching out to run his hand through Louis’ hair. “Hey, don’t worry, we’re not going to hurt you.”Louis looks around, receiving nods of confirmation from everyone. Niall smiles and glances between Harry and Zayn, a knowing smile on his face. “Well, we might hurt ya a bit.” Louis’ heart stutters in his chest “But you’ll like it, promise.”

Two by One by hollybennett123
rated: explicit
words: 2k
pairing: ot5
In which Louis is a creative threesome-orchestrating genius who ends up exactly where he wants to be: at the centre of it all, all eyes on him.

// o t h e r p a i r i n g s //

Flex to Fit by tomlinsuhhn
rated: explicit
words: 6k
pairing: lirry
Liam has a huge cock and Harry finally gets to try to take it all.

Such Bros by larrysecretsignal
rated: not rated
words: 4k
pairing: zouis
Louis and Zayn are best mates who drink and get high and skate together. Really, it was only a matter of time before they experimented a little.

take-the-night-off-lets-play-de  asked:

What do you think of the Batman Adventures Mad Love comic?

Are you crazy. Of course I love the Mad Love comic. It made Harls official!

But I love what happens after the comic and before Harley got her own series that actually made her cannon in the comics. Not a lot of people know about this fact or knows when it happen. When Ivy made Harley immune to her poisons, she also gave Harls super strength! 

Joker felt he was getting too attracted to Harley. So he blasted her off in a rocket. YES, a rocket but Harls pulled some wires and it crashed near Ivy during the comic; No Man’s Land.