batman tshirt

anonymous asked:

I don't even work anywhere, but I have a lanyard around my neck which means I work in every place of business I happen to walk into. It always seems to be the 40+ crowd that comes up to ask me where something is, that they have a complaint, or that they knocked something over and I need to clean it up. Only exception- I walked into a Gamestop asking if they had unclaimed freebies they needed to get rid of and a 20-something gave me one of everything because he thought I was a manager?

I have honestly thought about wearing a lanyard on purpose just to fuck with people when life is becoming too boring. Who knows, might make a few of them rethink their reasoning skills of lanyard=employee. I have a fucking lanyard on my key chain ffs but I bet if I wore it around my neck there would be a flock of unobservant customers drawn to me like a damn magnet even if I was wearing my Batman tshirt and old Christmas theme PJ bottoms. -Abby

Once, when Bruce dropped by unexpectedly on Jason in his apartment, he found him wearing a Batman tshirt. On asking if it was, in fact, a Batman shirt, Jason told him,
“It IS, but I feel like I should tell you that I am wearing it to represent Dick-Batman, and most definitely NOT Bruce-Batman. Just so we’re clear.”

An Open Letter to the Woman at Walmart

Story by kittythewildcat

Open Letter to the Woman at Walmart:

I saw you when I walked in. It looked like you had been there awhile. My cart was empty save for the soda I threw in as I walked by the sale right inside the door. You already had your cart half full of food.

And a crying baby.

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An Open Letter to the Woman at Walmart.

I saw you when I walked in. It looked like you had been there awhile. My cart was empty save for the soda I threw in as I walked by the sale right inside the door. You already had your cart half full of food.

And a crying baby.

And another child, dragging his feet as he prepared to throw a tantrum.
Your son, I assume he is about 4? I saw your frustration mounting with his behavior.

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