baths are just the best ok

Mines - Rap Monster (BTS)

You fell on your back off of Namjoon and began to pant from all of the energy you had just exerted whilst riding him till you both came. You turned your head and looked over at him. He was also panting, with a gleam of sweat laid on his forehead. He turned to meet your eyes and smiled softly. He pulled you into his arms and brushed his lips gently against yours sending tingly butterflies to your stomach. 

“You always make me feel so good princess.” he whispered making you blush brightly as he pecked your nose gently in the after sex glaze. “Are you hungry?” he asked squeezing you tightly against his body so that your face was now on his neck.

“No.” you whispered inhaling his masculine sexy scent. 

“Do you want me to draw us a bath then?” he questioned. You shook your head, no. “Then what do you wanna do princess?” he asked sweetly. 

“Cuddle.” you mumbled and he chuckled. 

“Ok love.” he responded as you draped your arm around his waist and got yourself more comfortable. The room fell into a comfortable silence as you both just enjoyed each other’s company and warmth. This had been going on for quite some time. 

Namjoon and you had been best friends since you were kids. When he joined BTS he often flew you to where he was just to hang with him and the boys. You had developed feelings for him over time however and one drunken night just so happened to lead to you hooking up with him. You couldn’t lie, it was amazing, it was your dream come true. You knew Namjoon had feelings for you as well because he was always so sweet to you and treated you better than you had ever seen him treat anyone else. However, after the hook up he confessed that you both couldn’t be together for he didn’t want to expose you to that kind of hate. This led to your current friends with benefits arrangement. You had sex and behaved just like a couple but you were not. It completely devastated you whenever you thought about it. 

“Namjoon can we talk about something?” you asked all of a sudden.

“Anything.” he hummed and you pulled away from him slightly and turned onto your stomach so that your face was close to his. He looked at you lazily, still in that sweet daze. He looked like an angel, as always to be honest. His hair was all scruffy and lips red from all the heated kissing that had happened previously. 

You breathed in trying to gather some courage before you spoke. “So I was just thinking…” you began and he nodded waiting patiently for you to continue talking. “About well… us and everything and I don’t understand why we aren’t a couple as yet. I want to be yours…officially.” you said looking at him closely. He sighed and closed his eyes.

“We’ve talked about this already Y/N.” he said and you rolled your eyes.

“Yes we have Namjoon and I don’t care about what will happen to me because I will be happy ok. All I want is you I don’t care what anyone thinks or what they say about me or to me.” you said clearly irritated. 

“Y/N please you are just saying that now because you don’t understand at all. You don’t know how it is like to get hate on that level, you won’t be able to handle it.” he said speaking softly to you. He reached out to touch your cheek but you moved away from him and got off of the bed. He sat up and looked at you with a pained expression.

“Fuck you Namjoon! You can’t speak for me! You can’t tell me what I can or cannot handle!” you yelled at him as you grabbed your yellow sundress from the floor. 

“Babe, please come back on the bed and calm down.” he whispered reaching to grab your hand but you slapped his hand away and slipped your dress on.

“No I won’t! You don’t care about me at all! You won’t make me yours but you’ll fuck me over and over right!” you screamed at him. 

“It’s not like that and you know it.” he said and you could tell from his tone that your statement hurt him but you didn’t care.

“Yes it is! It is! You aren’t going to make me yours so why should we keep doing this!?” you retorted as you pulled your black panties up and grabbed your purse. 

He sighed and got up pulling on some pajama bottoms. “It’s up to you if you want to continue this or not. But I am not going to put you through what you are asking me to put you through.” 

“You self centered asshole! I won’t continue this!” you screamed and made to go to his bedroom door but he stepped in your way. 

“’Where are you going Y/N?” he asked. “I know you’re angry at me but don’t leave just calm down and we can…” he began but you interrupted him.

“No! Move now Namjoon!” you screamed in his face. 

“Fine but I’m driving you home.” he said sternly. 

You rolled your eyes and mumbled, “Fine.” as you crossed your arms. You knew when it came to your safety he didn’t play, he would never let you find your way home alone since you didn’t have your car at the moment. 

You sat in the living room quietly and waited for him to dress. The other BTS members were asleep since it was late. Namjoon got dressed quickly and you both got into his car. The ride to your house was quiet and tense. No one said anything. When he parked outside your home you got out quickly and so did he. He wanted to walk you to the door as he always did but you didn’t allow it, you sped to your door and dug in your purse for your keys. 

“Y/N” he mumbled when he was behind you. You felt your fingers brush against the keys as he called your name again. You grabbed the keys and spun around to face him. 

“What.” you snapped and he sighed. 

“I’m sorry, I am only doing this for your own good.” he said sadly. 

“Is that all you have to say?” you asked glaring at him. He nodded slowly. “Ok good bye.” you said.

“Wait. You are coming to our album’s release party though right?” he asked. You had promised him you would go weeks ago. You nodded your head and you could see he smiled slightly which warmed your heart but then you remembered that you were pissed. You said bye again and went inside.

Two days after was the party. You didn’t talk to Namjoon since, which was hard for you as you usually spoke to him every day. You put on a white short body con dress and red high heels as well as red lipstick. You made your way over to their dorm in your car. You could hear the music from down the street. 

You made your way to the door and got in. The place was totally packed. There were people everywhere, just partying and having a good time. You walked into the living room which was the main area of the party. You spotted Namjoon immediately. You bit your lip so as not to smile but god he looked good in his white shirt and black pants. He spotted you and made his way over. “Y/n.” he whispered as he pulled you into a hug. You wanted to melt right there but you stayed strong. 

He pulled away and looked at you. “Why haven’t you been answering my calls or texts?” he asked and you could tell he was worried. 

“We aren’t dating I don’t owe you anything.” you said sounding much more confident than you were.  He opened his mouth to say something just as Taehyung came. 

“Y/N! Finally you’re here! You want a drink?!” he asked smiling at you sweetly. 

“Yea sure.” you responded and he made to turn away to go get the drink but you grabbed his hand. “Wait let me come with you.” you said and he nodded. You glanced at Namjoon who just shook his head which pissed you off. Tae led you to where the drinks were at and handed you a beer. He then led you to a couch where you both sat. You chatted for a while before you spotted Namjoon yet again. He was on the other side of the vast living room talking to a very attractive member of their staff who wore a very revealing dress. 

That made your blood boil with jealousy.  He met your eyes and smirked. He was fucking with you. Well you would show him surely. “Tae let’s dance.” you said all of a sudden cutting him off mid sentence but he didn’t seem to care. He agreed to dance. 

You took his hand and led him to where everyone was dancing. A very seductive song was playing so you immediately spun around so that your bum was pressed up to his crotch. You began to grind against him. He made a stifled noise but his hands went to your waist holding you close to him. You looked for Namjoon and sure enough he was glaring daggers at you, the pretty staff member long forgotten. It was your turn to smirk now. You could see he was not happy. You kept moving against Taehyung for a while before you saw Namjoon making his way over to you. He stopped a few steps away from you and mouthed the word come. 

“I’ll be right back.” you told Taehyung and made your way over to Namjoon, the smirk still present on your lips.

“What do you think you’re doing?” he whispered vehemently at you.

“Whatever I want. You are not my man. I can do what I want with Taehyung or anyone for that matter, unless of course, you changed your mind.” you replied.

He chuckled, “Really? You’re just doing this to make me jealous? Trust me I am never changing my mind.” he spat at you. That angered and saddened you, “Do whatever you want I don’t care.” he continued.

You scoffed. “Fine I will.” you said and spun around walking back to Taehyung. “Come with me honey.” you said sweetly to him taking his hand and leading him upstairs to his bedroom. You closed the door behind the both of you.

“Is everything ok?” he asked clearly confused.

You didn’t respond. Instead you just walked towards him and crashed your lips to his kissing him enthusiastically. He took a while to kiss back obviously stunned but he did kiss back. 

A half hour later and he was sat on the edge of the bed cock buried deep inside of you as you rode him quickly. Your desire to fuck with Namjoon was clouding your judgement, not to mention Taehyung’s cock inside you. It felt so good. He was larger than you imagined, but not as big as Namjoon though. 

You moaned in pleasure along with Taehyung, you were enjoying him and he was enjoying you. Suddenly the door slammed open to reveal  Namjoon. As soon as he saw you his face turned red. Your dress was still on just pushed up around your waist.  Your hair was a mess and there was a big red hickey on your neck. Taehyung gasped when he saw Namjoon but you just kept riding him.

“Stop it!” Namjoon yelled, beyond pissed. 

“Fuck no, I’m going to cum.” you moaned feeling your high drawing closer as Namjoon glared at you. Taehyung was deep in pleasure as well. All he could do was moan. 

“I said to stop it!” Namjoon screamed making you only ride Tae faster whilst moaning his name. Namjoon stomped over to you and practically ripped you off of Taehyung. “You fucking slut!” he screamed as he threw you over his shoulder and yanked your dress down so that your throbbing pussy was no longer on display. “Fuck you!” he spat at Taehyung as he carried you out of the room. Taehyung just stayed sat on the bed in shock and still hard as fuck. 

Namjoon carried you down the hall to his room. When you were inside he put you to stand and then locked the door before turning to glare at you. “What the fuck was that?!” he screamed.

“It was exactly what it looked like. I was riding Taehyung and it felt fucking good.” you spat at him. He growled, he fucking growled at you and you would be lying if you said it didn’t send tingles straight to your pussy. 

“Listen to me ok…” he began but you cut him off.

“No. I won’t!” you yelled.

He glared at you with dark eyes and grabbed your chin forcing you to look into his eyes. “I wasn’t asking princess.” he snarled. You tried to glare back at him but it failed. Your lust filled eyes gave you away. “Now, listen to me when I say this.” he said in a dark sexy voice his hand still had a firm grip on your chin. “You are mines.” 

When the words left his lips you moaned, you fucking moaned so loud, you couldn’t stop yourself. “Do you hear me baby girl?” he asked  pulled you closer to him to whisper it heatedly in your ear. “You belong to me.”

“Yes daddy.” you responded. He bit your ear hard making you yelp before he kissed it softly, soothing the pain. He moved his head slightly and looked at the mark that Taehyung had left on you. He leaned down and attached his lips to the spot sucking hard on it. You moaned and grabbed onto him for fear that your legs would give out. However, he had a strong grip on your waist.

He sucked it for a good while before pulling away and admiring his work. “Don’t ever let anyone else mark you again do you hear me?” he snarled  looking down at you. You nodded quickly. “Use your fucking words!” he ordered.

“Yes daddy.” you responded staring up at him in need. You were so horny you felt like you would explode any second. He smirked before he smashed his lips to yours hard making you moan as you kissed back. You sneakily slipped your tongue into his mouth to play with his. He seemed to like that as he began kissing you even more passionately. 

His hands found the zipper at the back of your dress and roughly undid it. You heard a snap and pulled away from the kiss. You realized that he had broken the zip. “Namjoooooon” you whined. 

“Shut the fuck up!” he snarled and practically ripped the dress from your body leaving you completely in the nude. You could feel how slippery in between your legs were now, you were in need of him. “On the bed, now” he ordered as his eyes scanned your naked form up and down. 

You quickly did as he said and got onto the bed making sure to give him a good view of your pussy when you laid down with your legs spread open. “Good girl.” he whispered under his breath, his eyes glued to your moist core on display for him. He licked his lips sexily and you couldn’t help but notice the obvious bulge in his pants. “Touch yourself.” he mumbled almost to himself but you heard him. 

You bit your lip lustily and slipped a hand down your body, stopping it at your core. You slowly began to rub your clit letting out a soft whimper at the enjoyable friction. You used your other hand and began to softly pinch one of your nipples. It sent tingles of pleasure throughout your entire body making you long for Namjoon’s cock even more. 

“You’re such a naughty girl aren’t you? Touching yourself like that for daddy” he said his voice dark with lust.

“Yes daddy.” you whimpered as you sped up your fingers and squeezed your legs together from the pleasure. 

He chuckled and slowly made his way over to you on the bed. He used his knees to climb onto the bed and placed a hand each on either of your knees. He pried your legs open and ripped your hand away from your core. Before you could protest his tongue was viciously circling your sensitive bud and you screamed out loud reaching both hands down to pull at his hair. 

Namjoon knew exactly what to do to pleasure you so good. His tongue felt hot and wet against your clit and it gave you so much ecstasy. “Daddy” you moaned as you looked down at him. He was looking straight at you loving the way you reacted to him pleasing you. He pulled away from your dripping pussy to take a breath and slammed two fingers easily into your moist core. 

“FUCK DADDY!” You screamed arching your back and curling your toes. He continued his assault on your clit as he began finger fucking you with his long expert fingers. He curled them upward hitting you directly on your G spot. You couldn’t stop the moans, groans and screams that left your lips. He was making you feel so fucking good.

You could feel your orgasm building within you. “I’m going to cum.” you moaned and he began fingering you even quicker drawing your orgasm closer and closer. With a strangled yell you came, clenching around his fingers and pulling at his soft hair hard. Your body immediately felt exhausted since that orgasm was so large. However Namjoon wasn’t done with you as yet. 

He pulled his fingers out of your core and whilst making eye contact with you licked your juices off of them. You groaned for he looked so sexy with his hair a mess and his lips moist with your cum. 

He got off of the bed to take off his clothes and release his very hard cock. You moaned involuntarily at the sight of it hard and ready for you. “You want it princess?” he asked. 

“Yes daddy please.” you whimpered in response. He nodded and climbed onto the bed hovering over your heated body. He pressed a soft kiss to your lips as he slammed into you without any warning causing you to cry out into his mouth from the sudden intense pleasure. 

He began moving inside of you instantly, giving you not a second to adjust, not that you needed it anyways since you were literally dripping wet. His cock was the perfect size. It filled you up to the brim pleasing you immensely. 

His cock moving inside of you felt so fucking good. You wrapped your legs around his torso and dug your nails into his back making him bite your bottom lip softly. He pulled away from the kiss and stared down at you as he kept up his quick and deep thrusting. 

“I love you.” he groaned. 

“I love you too.” you whispered right before screaming since he had thrusted into you extra deep, hitting you in places you didn’t know were possible for him to hit. 

“You feel so good.” he moaned as he began to quicken his pace. You could feel your second orgasm approaching already as he slammed mercilessly into you over and over. He was giving it to you how he knew you liked it and you were more than pleasured. 

“Daddy I’m going to cum again.” you whimpered and he pressed his lips to yours quickening his thrusts even more now as you clenched around him. You held him closely as your whole body tensed under him and you came a second time for the night yelling “Namjoon!” as you did.

This only spiraled him into his own orgasm. He groaned your name as he came inside you, riding out both of your highs. He collapsed on top of you when he was done, his body hot and sweaty. “You’re mines.” he mumbled into your neck.  

After that eventful night Namjoon did in fact make you his. The hate came also but you were brave and faced it all for you got what you wanted in the end, what you always wanted and that was Namjoon. 

Originally posted by ksjknj

Hello Neighbor : Part 2

Originally posted by hardyness

- Y/N finally meets Newt after having lived next to him for months.-

A/N : they live in an all magical folk building

Word Count : 2000

Part 1

Surrounded by hot water and soap bubbles, you sank a little deeper in to the tub. This was supposed to be the most relaxing moment of your day but the anxiety kept building higher and higher. 

As silly as it may sound, you were worried about what kind of impression you left on Newt. You hoped that it wasn’t too awkward or embarrassing because you’d really like to get to know him. No one in the building seemed to know more than his name, sure there were rumors but they didn’t know if they were true or not. He intrigued you, there was something refreshing about the shroud of mystery that surrounded him.

You wanted to know the facts. Like what did he like to do for fun? Passions? Hobbies? You paused for a second before leaning your head over the edge of the tub and groaning. 

What were you doing? 

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my-lady-no-further  asked:

Can you do vacation hcs for Cielizzy?


Ok so I had to do a wee bit of research here…I knew they went to the ocean a lot at that time, but they also apparently had super fancy resorts with operas and zoos and stuff? Haha I might be the only one who didn’t know that already :\ but anyway makes for more HCs so…

1. You bet your sweet bippy that Lizzy’s rocking one of those A-line Victorian swimsuits and Ciel’s about to explode because *gasp* her ankles are showing….

2. Ciel has to wear a matching bathing suit. Of course. Sebastian is doing his best (ok, not really his best xD) to not crack up. 

3. Lizzy’s just packed their entire schedule with back to back activities. Ciel is drained af by noon on the first day, but the only thing he actually refuses to do is go to the circus because. well. trauma. 

4. In my mind this is a “family vacation,” so Edward/Frances/Alexis are there. Alexis is the one that gets in the water and romps around with Lizzy, then Edward goes in because he doesn’t want to feel left out, but then Lizzy drags Ciel in and Edward’s like “bye felicia”

5. Ciel’s worried the whole time that he’s going to have an asthma attack because of the seaside air

6. Ok so I headcanon Lizzy has a monstrous appetite because of the amount of muscle and stamina she has to maintain, so she’s eating almost literally nonstop when they’re on the boardwalk (I think they had boardwalks or at least something similar). And she keeps trying to get Ciel to eat all the same stuff as her because “OMG you have to try this it’s cotton candy it’s so good and look it’s pink so adorable afkdfk!!!” and by the end of the day poor overfed Ciel has these puffy cheeks and is kind of green…

7. I would think Lizzy’s not the greatest audience member at concerts/plays/operas, just because she gets so into them she ends up fidgeting and whispering kind of loudly to Ciel/Edward/mostly Ciel. That’s why Frances has to sit behind her so she can hit her (lovingly) on the back of the head with her opera glasses every five seconds. 

8. Lizzy also has her own pair of very sparkly opera glasses, and Ciel is constantly having a hand around her sash or skirt so keep her from falling when she leans over the box seat to have a closer look at the stage. One time, though, her sash actually comes undone while Ciel’s tugging at it, and it’s a big fiasco, Edward goes crazy and tries to attack Ciel for “publicly disrobing his sister” and Lizzy’s like “brOthERRR, it’s just my saAsh!!” and eventually they’re removed from the theatre in shame…

9. If they’re staying in a hotel, they’d probably either share a big suite or all have rooms near each other. Either way, Lizzy has a way of sensing when Ciel’s scared or not sleeping well, and she sneaks into his room and gets in his bed with him. He’s so comfortable with her that sometimes he doesn’t even consciously realize she’s there, he’ll just kind of snuggle into her in his sleep :) Sebastian takes Lizzy back to her own bed in the early mornings, but Frances knows anyway that’s she’s been with Ciel. She normally wouldn’t approve, but because she knows Ciel has trouble with nightmares she lets it slide without saying anything <3

10. You bet there’s a beach party and Lizzy is so in her element!!! fancy clothes, slow dancing, the works. Maybe she even gets a little bold and kisses Ciel on the nose…in public *gasp*

((I know most of these weren’t necessarily vacation-y, but I was thinking of things Victorian people would do either at a resort or just for a night out? (i.e. the opera) so anyway I had fun writing this lol maybe a little too much fun, so I hope you like it @my-lady-no-further thanks for the ask!!!))

bransii  asked:

Hi! I'm a new reader and I just wanted to say I absolutely love your writing n_n Could you do some headcanons on Seven, Yoosung, and Zen with an animator MC? Maybe with them trying to help her with her work with their own talents and whatnot? Thank you!

Awwww! boo … Those words are precious to me Thank you!


You came from art school very tired.You got home and throw your stuff on the floor, then you jump to the couch and then gave a big sigh.

-”What happened?” Seven said

-”Oh my god!” You jumped out of the couch from the big scared that seven give you.

-”…” He look at you surprised

-”I didn´t see you there” you said.

-He smiled and said “sorry”

-You sat again on the couch and then saw how your boyfriend sat next to you and stared at you

-”Are you ok?”

-”Kinda…” you were lying

- “Do you need a hug, HBC, a bath, a good joke, a bad joke, do you want me to show you my best memes?” he said very woride for you.

- “I think a hug just for now”

-He imminently took you into your favorite cuddle position “What happened?”

-You sigh “Is just that I have a project and I have to do an animation of a free topic”


-”but I have an art block and I don´t know what to do, plus The date of the presentation is getting closer and soon I have to deliver my work…I think I would do it of some cliche story”

-Seven got up and then came back with all your favorite thing (food, movies, games, books,etc.) and he shows you all the thing that he got

-”What’s all this?”

-”Defender of justice, come to rescue you from the evil villain called an ART Block”

You just laugh and open your arms waiting for him to left all the thing out of his hands and then to hug you.

Originally posted by relationshipaims

You past like 5 hrs. talking, doing your favorite things (not related to art) and obviously searching for memes.You were so happy to spend so much time with your boyfriend that lately you two don´t get BUT the out of nowhere he grabs you by the hand and takes you to one of his babies (cars).You question him but he just responds with a smile. 

In the car was just silence but a good one,He has grabbed your hand and kissing it from time to time.

Originally posted by karlafqblog

Then you arrived at your secret place.The place where you knew that animating was what you wanted to do…

-”why are we here?” you said.

-”Sometimes you have to remember where you come from…and then you will see te progress that you made…” 

-”thank you”


-”What you mean by saying that you are doing the NEW  LOLOL trailer animation ?!!” *Internal fangirl screaming* 

-”I´m saying that I´m doing LOLOL´s new trailer animation…”

-Yoosung is like:

Originally posted by tandoresuperskull

-”yoosung calm down!” you said to yoosung with a smile.He is so cute when he gets excited by something literally anything  LOLOL related.

-”Sorry…”He tried to calm down  “Can you show me?” He puts his puppy eyes(This little bastard knew that You are vulnerable to his puppy eyes)

-”I´m sorry but can´t..” You tried so hard to be strong 

-”Oww…It´s ok” Yoosung said and then the light of his eyes wear off and he looks down.

Puppy face < SAD puppy face 

-You can´t do this to this beautiful baby, Are you a monster or what? ”Well…” When you said that you could see Yoosung´s eyes started to glow up“A peek wouldn’t hurt, right?” You are so weak 

-He gives you a big smile accompanied with a big eyes full of sparkle and he proceeds to hug you and thank you.

He saw the bit of clip that you had *Breathe deeply*You were blindness by the cuteness of your boyfriend.It was like seeing a child watching a new episode of their favorite series (like pepa pig or my little pony or whatever these kids watch nowadays) 

He always was worried because sometimes you get too much into your work and you sometimes forget to eat.So what he does is.

  • Gives you food.
  • Healthy snacks.
  • Back massages.
  • All that good stuff 


- “Hey! Zen…” you said with a little blush in your cheeks.

- “Yes..” he looks at you.

-”Do you remember that time I said that I had an Idea for a mini animated series…”

-”Of course”

-”Well …since I don´t have a big budget …I don´t have money for voice actors and I have 3 friends that will help me but I don´t have the main male actor voice…” 

-He knew where you were going so he immediately said ”I will do it.”

-”Are you sure? … I won´t pay you” you feel bad to not pay him because he is a good actor and he puts his heart to all of his work.

-”Mhm…What a bummer but maybe you can´t pay me with kisses” he looks at you with a smirk.

Originally posted by thevampire-diaires

-”Realy? and how many kisses would I have to give you?” You said with a naughty smile

-”Well,I´m a very busy actor.” He was getting closer to you “You know? so…It will be a very high number”  he then grabs your waist and pulls you closer to him. 

-”…” You just stared at him like What are you going to do you dirty man 

-”I think you should start now If you want to pay it all by this week…” he grab your chin in an attempted to kiss you

- But you place your finger in his soft lips and stop him from kissing you“First work and then I will pay you”

-”Ok…” He said with obvious sadness

-“Here is the mic and the script”

-”What? now?”

-”You want those kisses?” you said with a smirk in your face.


-”In the closet”


Originally posted by haidaspicciare

-”I invested a ton of money on a good mic…” It was really good mic …ok?

Let´s goes say that your animated series got pretty viral and not just for Zen´s sexy and totally fuckable voice… 

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Crash into Me (Ch.3)

(Juice x OC Janna)

For my girls @juiceboxxortiz & @chaosmieu

Warning: 😉😉

Originally posted by opieandteller

The next morning Janna woke up still firmly tangled in Juice’s hold. When she tried to again wiggle from him she felt something stiff pushing into her backside, and her eyes went wide. Turning over as best she could Janna started to try and wake him up. “Juice.” She whispered. “Juice.” She tried again but more firmly. “JUICE.” She whisper yelled.

“Mmm.” He finally grumbled.

“I have to pee.” She told him.

“Ok baby” He mumbled pulling her in close and kissing her on the corner of her mouth before letting go and rolling over.

Janna sat shocked for a moment then crawled out of bed and went to the bathroom. She just sat on the toilet a moment touching her finger tips to her face shocked still by the sweet kiss. Slowly a smile and a light blush covered her face.

When Juice heard the door to the bathroom close his eyes shot open ‘What the fuck?’ Turning his head and staring at the closed bathroom door. Then dropping his head to the pillow. He had done that,  he’d kissed her. Rubbing the heals of his hands into his eyes he was mentally kicking himself when the bathroom door opened back up.

“Morning.” She smiled at him.

“Janna… I’m sorry. I don’t mean..” he stopped not sure how to phrase what he was apologizing for.

“To kiss me?” She finished for him with a small smirk.

Juice just let out a sigh and chanced a glance back up at her. She had a light blush on her cheeks and her hair was tangled from sleep his shirt fell to just past the hem of her shorts and a small smile turned her lips up at the corners.

Something about this girl had Juice feeling like a teenager again. He was just about to ask her to come sit with him for a little longer when there was a knock at his front door.

Janna’s eyes went wide and she looked to Juice as what to do. He swung his legs over the bed and went to stand. Seeing his struggle Janna ran around the bed to help him up. Half way down the hall the knock came again followed by the door bell. “That’s Gemma.” He rolled his eyes. Juice would know that persistent knock anywhere. “COMING GEM.” He yelled out.

“I’ve got it.” Janna said and left him to make it to the living room while she got the door.

Opening the door Janna was met with a tall dark haired woman holding a platter and some crutches. “Where’s Juice?” Was all Gemma said in greeting.

“In here Gem.” He called from the recliner in the living room. Gemma pushed past Janna and made her way over to him, setting the crutches aside on her way.

“Hey baby.” She said leaning down and kissing his cheek. “How are feeling?”

“I’m fine Gem.” He said. Only to be met with her raised eyebrow. “Really. I’m feeling much better today. I’m just sore everywhere.” He tried to convince her even tacking on his sweetest smile.

“Hmm. I bet.” She said cutting eyes at Janna still standing near the door in Juice’s shirt.

“I … no…. we didnt.. umm… I’m Janna.” She stuttered as she stepped forward. Holding out her hand in greeting.

Gemma kept one hand on her hip the other holding the tray. Looking Janna up and down. “Right.” Was all she said before thrusting the platter into her hands and turning back to Juice. “I made you lasagna sweetheart. And Tara sent me over with crutches. Says you need to keep off of that foot.” She leaned down to give him one more kiss and stood. “I have to go baby. You call me if you need anything ok? I love you.”

“I will. Love you too Gem.” Juice said watching his mother figure walk to the door.

As she passed Janna, Juice could barely hear “You hurt my boy I will hunt you down. Got me?”

“Y-y-yes Ma'am.” Janna nodded nervously. Gemma huffed at that and walked out the door. Turning to Juice she saw a smirk on his lips. “This is not funny.” But Juice kept laughing “I am serious your mom just busts in here and assumes we had sex and … and .. threatened me. Oh my God what if she finds out I’m the reason you got hurt? She just said she’d hunt me down if I hurt you! Juice I’ve already done that! She’s gonna kill me!! Oh my God. Is she gonna kill me?”

Janna set the platter she was still holding on the end table by his chair and leaned over it trying to breath. Juice grabbed her wrist and pulled her closer to him. “Janna breath it’s fine.” She gave him a ‘don’t patronize me’ look “really” He insisted. “Ok one Gemma isn’t my mom. She’s Jax’s mom she’s just the closest thing I’ve got to one. Two she isn’t gonna kill you . And three when she said not to hurt me… I don’t think she meant physically.”

Janna processed that last sentence a moment and the became flustered. “Wellthatlastoneisjustridiculous…I.. I mean you’ve known me for one day!” She was nervously murmuring and laughing. “I mean don’t get me wrong you’re very …” She searched for words while gesturing wildly with the hands.“… ya know..”

“No I’m sorry I don’t.” Juice was a bit thrown by her sudden nervousness around him.

Janna growled in frustration “YOU’RE FREAKING HOT DUDE!!”

“What?” He sat up a little taken aback by her sudden rise in voice.

“You are hot. I mean damn dude you took off you’re shirt and … just… Jesus are you photoshopped??” Juice was blushing laughing. “And the thing that makes me sick is not only do you look like…that” Janna jesters more with her hands, “but you are sweet! Like I’ve known you for a day and I can already tell that you are the sweetest guy I have ever met and will probably ever meet.” Finally taking a deep breath she looked up to him and they met eyes “one freaking day and I feel like a teenage kid with her first crush.”

Looking into her eyes from where she was squatting down infront of him all he could think was wow but instead he said “Fuck it.” And grabbed Janna by her face crashing his lips to hers.

Janna took all of half a second to realise what was happening and began to kiss him back slowly standing they never broke the kiss as Janna climbed into his lap straddling his thighs. When she finally sat down all the way Juice let out a moan and grabbed her by the sides.

When he grabbed her though he had forgotten all about her bruises and Janna jumped in his lap her foot kicking his lower thigh where his road rash was covered by the gauze and tape. Breaking apart they both cried out in pain then repeatedly apologized to one another laughing at their broken selves. Watching her laugh Juice was convinced he had never seen anything more perfect in his life.

“Come here.“He pulled her in and gave her one more slow kiss. “I think we may still be a little too busted up for anything more.”

“Yeah, I think you’re right.” she smiled against his lips. “How’s about this? I put this in the fridge for now” She suggested picking up the lasagna, “and make us some breakfast?”

“Ok” He said with one last kiss, and Janna got up to do just that.

After breakfast Janna went to help Juice change his bandages. “Janna I’m sorry I can’t. ” He was getting fidgety.

“What’s wrong? Does it hurt?”

“No .. I mean yes it hurts but I can’t just change the bandages and then my clothes. I have got to take a shower.”

“Ummm ok. How?”

Juice thought for a moment then smirked to himself and slowly looked up to Janna standing next to him. Giving her his best puppy dog eyes she realised what he was thinking. “No no don’t do that.”

“Do what?” He shrugged innocently.

“You know what you’re doing and I’m not falling for it. No Juice. Just take a bath then you can prop your foot out of the water.”

“Oh and I suppose you’re strong enough to help me in and out?”

“Fuck” She mumbled.

“I thought we were waiting a bit on that.” He smiled

“You’re an ass.”

“You like my ass.”

“I’ve never seen your ass.”

“Yet” He smirked.

Janna found the plastic chair right where he said it would be and set it in the tub. She turned on the water and let the room fill with steam. Juice hopped into the bathroom with her on his crutches and leaned on the counter as he started to take off his shorts. When he got to his underwear Janna looked up trying desperately to maintain eye contact with the ceiling.

“You can look it’s not a big deal.” Juice told her.

“No no I’m fine. That’s um .. an interesting light fixture you got there.”

Juice just laughed and pulled the shower curtain back. “Ok so what’s the plan here?”

“Well just get to the edge and sit down. Then bring your good leg into the shower and leave the other one out.” Janna instructed. “Juice. You cannot get the bandages wet if you do I’m gonna have to change them again and that means more burn cream.“

Juice hated the burn cream it stung like a son of a bitch everytime she had to put it on. "Ok. Do you think you can help me balance?”

Keeping her eyes up she held out her hands. Juice grabbed a hold of her hand and leaned back bracing the other hand on the wall. Leaning back to give him leverage Janna he let him lower himself on to the chair. Once down Juice brought his good leg in the tub and asked for a hand towel. Janna saw one by the sink and tossed it to him. “All covered. You can look now.” Carefully Janna lowered her gaze to see that he was in fact covered where he needed to be.

She began to help him out handing him soap and a wash cloth he started with his good leg working his way up his body to his chest and face. “Aahh fuck! Janna!!” Juice started yelling “It’s in my eye!! Janna!! Janna!!”

“Calm down you big baby I’m right here.” She grabbed his face and with a fresh wash cloth began wiping away the soap caught around his eyes. “Here hold your breath.” Juice held his breath and Janna tilted his chin up. He felt water pour over his face then she wiped the last of the soapy water from his eyes. Blinking a few times Juice focused and saw she had a big cup in her hand.

“Thank you.”

“Mm hmm” She hummed trying hard not to call him a big baby again.

“Can you get my back?”

“Yeah lean forward.” Juice did as she said. Janna poured some of the body wash onto his back then she took the wet washcloth and began massaging the soap into his shoulders. Not really noticing she was doing so until Juice let out a groan and she pulled away quickly.

“No no please don’t stop.” He asked tiredly and she kindly obliged and continued to rub her hands firmly up and down his back.

Juice was so lost in the good feeling he didn’t notice that a little issue was gradually becoming a bigger issue in his lap.

Janna felt the water turning cooler and grabbed the cup filling it and rinsing his back.“Ugh that felt amazing."  Juice sighed as he leaned back in the chair only to see Janna turn bright red and turn around.

"Yeah I can see that.”

“Huh?” Looking down Juice saw what had gotten her so flustered. “Oh shit. Janna I’m sorry.. I didn’t….”

“It’s fine just wasn’t expecting it is all.” She nervously chuckled while Juice willed his Dick to chill the fuck out. “No big deal my ass.” She mumbled.

“What was that?” Juice asked.

“Hmm? What was what?”

“You said something.” He was confused.

“No I didn’t.”


“Let’s get you out and into some fresh clothes. Hmm?”

“Ugh … yeah. Ok.” He could’ve sworn she said something.

Juice pushed himself up from the chair and Janna passed him a towel. Drying off as much as he could then tucking it around his waist. Janna gave him a hand hopping out of the tub and he used his crutches to get to the bed. He sat down and Janna gave him some fresh clothes and shut his door to give him some privacy and herself a bit of breathing room.

Hello there dolls. The following is a list of stories that I’m currently working on but haven’t been released as of yet. It has no specific order but if it’s on here, it should be out in a matter of a few weeks unless I say otherwise. Kisses~Kae

Originally posted by instructables

GANSTA (Xiumin, Lay, EXO)

His blood red eyes stood out among everything else; the gorgeous crimson color was definitely something to stare at.  He looked like a Greek god personified, the suit and trench coat he wore fit his lean muscles so perfectly that I had to mentally slap myself for staring. The black button up he wore had the first few undone, exposing his porcelain white chest effectively shutting down all attempts or even ideas of me taking my eyes away from him. He watched me silently, blood red eyes blazing before a sinister smile crossed his lips but the look in his eyes that came along with it had me entranced completely. When he bent a finger, making the ‘come here’ gesture, quite slow if I may add, I could barely refuse. I walked up to him in a slow, deliberate stride, my feet seeming to know where to go. He took my face in his hands when I was close enough, trailing his glove clad fingers over my lips before wiping away my tears, the leather smooth against my skin.  I could only stare in awe at his beauty from up close. He was truly a work of art, crafted by the Gods. He leaned down, almost so close that our lips could touch. Remembering my fiance, I pulled back quickly. What the actual fuck was happening? The minute he gestured me forward, I couldn’t refuse. I did as he wanted but somewhere in me  I felt like I wanted to do it. I hated this uncertainty and confusion. Who in hell’s name was he? He walked forward, causing me to take a step back on instinct. Another step forward, another step back. The dance continued until I was right at the edge of the cliff, my back overlooking the harsh, unforgiving waves that laid below.

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Originally posted by fawnave

Water (Jimin, Taehyung BTS)

“Do you know her?” Hoseok asked in a dark tone.

It wasn’t a secret what he was thinking, almost all of us were.  Everyone shook their heads in, more or less, unison as a response.

“I want to” Taehyung added in.

She bent over, grabbing her towel and drying off her hair before shaking it out. I tried my best not to stare but God, it wasn’t easy. The slopes of her breasts, the plane of her stomach, the curve of her hips and the mile long expanse of her legs had one question assaulting my conscious tirelessly: What did I have to say or do to get beauty into bed with the beast? But something also pulled at my conscious; The pressing and potentially dangerous question of why she was here. God knows who she was and why she was here but I’ll be damned if I don’t find out. It could only be a few options seeing as this party was for exclusives, to put it nicely, and all those options were pretty unsavory to say the least. Which category did she fall into? Is she here with someone? How did she get mixed up in this? The questions just kept coming, each bringing along possible answers that made my stomach turn. It was hard enough for us to make it in this business but for a girl, it had to be at least 10 times worse. Within seconds though, she turned her head in our direction, those beautiful striking eyes staring seemingly at us. I could actually look at her now. Her skin was unblemished and looked so smooth and soft. Those gorgeous pink full lips enticing me a bit more than I would’ve liked to admit. Those long gorgeous legs paired with those amazing hips and killer ass wasn’t helping any urges I was having to try to get her into bed with me.

“Fuck, she’s looking over here”.

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Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo


House of cards (Minhyuk, Wonho, MONSTA X)

Watch the road” I commanded in a soft sweet voice before trailing my hands down his chest and abs, making my way to his lower half slowly.

I let my hands hesitate with the belt buckle, letting my fingers trace over the cool metal.

“You expect me to watch the fucking road?” He asked in a dark voice that I wasn’t used to.

I chided him with a small nip to his neck. I heard him suck in a breath at the action.

“Language baby boy” I warned, my voice masking said warning with sweetness.

I let my hands slowly undo the belt buckle, taking the strip of leather out of the confines of the metal. I took my time, letting slow, agonizing minutes go by before his belt buckle was fully undone. The quiet sound of the clank of metal resounded throughout the car. He groaned when I let a hand gently palm his crotch, barely hard enough for him to feel the weight of it but it didn’t allow me to actually feel anything. I placed a kiss right behind his ear, a slow and heated press of the lips, before leaning up slightly and biting the shell of his ear.

“Stop it. I’m driving” he hissed with no real malicious tone behind his words.

“But this is so much more fun” I purred.

I let my hand hover over his now unbuckled belt. His eyes flickered to mine quickly before going back to watching the road.

“I know what you’re thinking. Don’t you dare” he warned, this time with a little more bass in his voice.

I let my fingers nimbly move over the button of his pants, unbuttoning them quickly,before slowly unzipping them.

“Don’t put me in your fucking mess” he said with an edge to his voice.

I let the sting of those words brush off of my shoulders as quickly as I could but the pit in my stomach as well as the pang in my heart still remained.

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Originally posted by wonho-be-mine

 3 is never a crowd (Mingyu, Wonwoo, SEVENTEEN)

Go out with us” Wonwoo mumbled in my ear just as Mingyu’s hands travelled up higher toward my knee.

The pressure that he used when his hands scaled down my leg was gorgeous. It combined the right amount of intensity without being overbearing; kind of like him.

“Where to?” I mumbled.

My eyes were still closed and I wasn’t fully here as I was still enjoying my orgasmic massage.

“Some club that Jeonghan found. You need a night of pleasure. Please?” Mingyu’s sweet tone combined with the two amazing masseuses that I had for best friends was enough to convince me to give a very pleasure filled ‘yes’.

“I’ll go run her bath” Mingyu offered, his slight grunts the only sounds as he got up off of the floor.

I felt lips touch my cheek and I gave a lazy smile at Mingyu’s verbaless apology.

“It’s ok Gyu, I know you just wanted to help”.

I listened to his retreating footsteps toward my bathroom and just as the bath water began to run, I heard Wonwoo let out a sharp exhale.

“What am I going to do with you two?” he sighed good naturedly, leaning down closer to my neck.

“You could keep doing what you’re doing” I sighed pleasurably, pushing against the firm plane of his chest with my head as I leaned back onto him.

“So, you like the way my fingers move huh?”.

At the deep raspy statement my eyes snapped open, my head turning to look at the smug Jeon above me. In a quick motion he leaned down, his soft lips coming within a hair of my own. He didn’t move nor did I but I could feel the heat of his breath on my lips. His eyes were still open, his gaze flickering between my eyes and my lips. He let his tongue dart out, tracing a straight slow line down my bottom lip, causing the sexual tension as well as the heat in the room to rise exponentially. Wonwoo always lais his cards out on the table and have me decide what to do with it. It was never in such a sexual instance though but it was just like him to drop hints, give me a little tidbit of what’s to come and have me decide what to do with it. On instinct I pulled my bottom lip between my teeth, my tongue swiping over the part he licked. He chuckled, pulling back a bit. His next words were a playful whisper.

“Don’t tell Mingyu”.

Within a few seconds he was back to calm and collected as Mingyu walked back into the room, offering his hand out to me with a heart melting smile.


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The JOKER ( Taeyang, BIG BANG)

“You’re hesitating” she teased in a low voice.

A smile spread across my face as she pressed her forehead further into the metal. The fire in her eyes hadn’t gone out but shined brighter with the added mix of playfulness and excitement. She raised a brow and I pressed it further into her forehead using more pressure, a dark chuckle escaping me.

“I could pull the trigger” I reminded her.

She traded her subtle smirk for a full-blown one as one side of her mouth quirked upward before she raised a brow quickly, simultaneously letting out a clear and low “I know”.  The way she stared at me from below me excited me in ways that I didn’t necessarily think could happen anymore. I wanted to test her and push her. I let out a low chuckle, my eyebrows lowering over my eyes as I scrutinized her beneath my gaze but it didn’t seem to bother her in the least. She simply kept her eyes on me. She straightened walking about a half a step forward, forcing the barrel of the gun to press a bit below the middle of her clavicle, very close to her chest. She looked me straight in my eyes and that fire, God that fire, was drawing me in at a rapid rate. I switched the safety of the gun off swiftly, hoping-no, wanting to see her cower in fear. To flinch. But she did no such thing. She held her ground.

“Safety’s off sweetheart”.

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Mr Relaxation (Sebastian Stan x Reader)

Originally posted by nadinpu

(This GIF of him is so adorable and I just cannot even deal with HIS FACE right now)

This is specifically written for @sprinkleofhappinessuniverse who was feeling kinda sad, so I made Seb make her feel better. The things I can do….

Prompt: You had a shitty day and are feeling down. Sebastian solves this problem. 

Word Count: 1050

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Maid - Joker x Reader imagine part 5 (ok whats happening ive gotten so far)

a/n: HIIIII *nervously sweats and smiles* i cant believe im writing another part with 600 followers, this is insane! i love you all so much. so this part is like… idk they talk and such. i just got this idea. btw, it’s immediately after the last part, immediately, okay? and oh, the joker has two bathrooms - one with a bath and the other has been mentioned before. oh the picture isnt mine - its not the best joker edit cause he has eyebrows here and his eyes arent dark but i will forgive the person :D

characters: why do i bother but JOKER and READER

warnings: nudity, smut once in a while, bathing together (idk is that a warning? :D)

J stood up from the bed, looking at me. The emotions in his eyes were changing. It looked like he was trying to resist something. With a growl, he placed his hands on my sides and lifted me off the bed, placing me on my feet. He reached out his hand and I looked at it. I was still a bit afraid of him, he could kill me too. Any moment. J then took my hand in his, not caring about the way I looked at it. He never took my hand, either home or in public, and it felt weird, different. He dragged me to the door of his bigger bathroom and faced me.

“Stay here.” J said, pointing his finger at me. I nodded. He opened the door and went into the room. I sighed. Couldn’t I just go to sleep? I was so tired… How wasn’t he? All day out, business, sex, and he could still ran around the world. How is that possible? 

What was he doing in the bathroom? He never did anything by himself except killing people. 

J returned shortly after I started wondering about his actions and he pulled me into the room, closing the door after. He had turned on the lights, and I heard the water running in the bath. There were towels on the floor next to it. He had prepared a bath for me? For us?

I looked at him, he seemed calm. He walked me to the bath - it was in the size to fit four people next to each other on the small side, but ten people next to each other on the longer side. He again placed his hands on my sides and placed me into the bath full of warm water. 

J got in himself and laid down, so only his shoulders and head were out of the water. His hand stretched out for me and I hesitantly gave him my hand. J pulled me down, so I was laying on him and moved us up in a sitting position. I was sitting between his legs, mine around his waist, my back against the side of the bath. We were in such position that there was no way he didn’t like to show that he was in charge. Joker turned off the water and turned back around to me. His one hand on my cheek, and the other one on the back of my thigh, J looked me deep in the eyes.

“I feel like…” he looked up, in thought, then looked back at me. “There is something bothering you, angel.” He stated. “You haven’t spoken much, you act a little different. Can you tell me what’s going on?”

I took in a deep breath and exhaled, looking down, avoiding his gaze. I have to tell him, even if he’ll think I’m vulnerable and weak. If he wants to know, he will.

“I-I’m afraid..” I finally said.

“Afraid?” His non-existent eyebrows furrowed above his eyes and he lifts my chin up to him. “Of what?”

“I-I, it’s-”

“Is it my men? I can-”

“No, it’s not them.”

“Who is it then? Have you got somebody outside our home you’re afraid of? Your family? Friends?”

“No, J, it’s….” I sighed out a shaky breath. 

“Go on, tell me what you’re afraid of.”

“I’m.. afraid of you.” I said, looking him in the eyes.

“Me?” His face was a mix of several emotions. He drew back just a little bit. “Why? Did I…” his face hit the sight of realisation, “Oh..” J was looking down while a few tears escaped my eyes. “Why does me killing a man scare you?”

“Why? Why? Maybe because that’s never happened to me.” I gained courage, I spoke, looking him in the eyes. “I have never seen you or anybody else kill someone. You were nice-ish to him and then you just shot him! Makes me think that you could kill me any moment.”

“If I wanted to kill you, I would have done it long ago and you know that, doll.” His face was close to mine again, his hands on both sides of my neck on the bath’s edge. “But.. since you’re loyal and I enjoy your company, I’m not going to kill you. I like you too much to kill you.”

“That doesn’t change the fact that I’m scared of you! You terrified me tonight. You shot a man in the head and didn’t change a shade. How can a person do that?…”

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed, sweets, but… I’m not a regular person. Am I even a person? Who knows?” J chuckled. “But you don’t have to be afraid of me. Or anything else. I will protect you at all costs, my dear angel.” His hand stroked my cheek, placing his thumb in between my lips. “Does that ease your mind at any way?” He asked and I nodded. 

J moved his lips down to mine and kissed them roughly as his hand slid down my body and stopped at my heat, placing his hand over it. I inhaled a sharp breath and kissed him back, reaching my arms around his neck, pulling him deeper into me. As his tongue entered my mouth, his fingers teased my entrance, making me whimper into his mouth. J pulled back suddenly.

“Do you want to touch me, baby doll?”

“What?” His words took me by surprise. 

“I said, do you want to touch me?” He repeated. “Can you touch me, doll? You’ve never touched me.” He spoke in my ear, stopping the actions of his fingers.

“Well, I-I..” I stuttered. “I don’t have much experience.” I admitted.

“Oh, I can teach you, baby.” He smirked. “Do you want me to?”

“Y-yes,” I replied, “If you do.”

“I very much do.” He said, laughing quietly. “Give me your hand.” J said, reaching out his other hand for mine. I put my hand in his and he guided it down between us(a/n: jesus h christ i swear to you i havE NEVER WRITTEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE SO IF ITS HORRIBLE IM SORRY IM JUST NOT A FAN OF …. DOING THIS TO A MAN). My breaths were shaky, I had never touched a male in that way before, I was nervous. He placed my hand on his member and started slowly moving it up and down. “Slowly, slowly…” he said and then let go of my hand, leaving it there. I looked at him. “Go on.” J urged and I nodded. Wrapping my fingers around, my hand slowly, gently moved up and down his length. J closed his eyes at the feeling and his hand worked on my intimate area, fingers pressing down, drawing circles. I moaned, my hand wrapping around his cock (a/n: god i hate this word) tighter and J groaned out.

“Oh, J…” I moaned out in a high-pitched voice when he entered me with his fingers. I started moving my hand faster up and down at the pleasure J was giving me.

“Yes, baby girl, just like that…” He sighed into my ear, curling his fingers and I was a moaning mess before him. Our actions continued for a while until we were both moaning and groaning each other’s names, close to our peak. I moved my hand up one last time before I felt him cum in my hand (a/n: ok so maybe this is against some erotic physics bc i’ve heard that a male can only cum once, while women can cum multiple times in a row but you know what? this is an imagine, this is not supposed to be reality so idgaf :)))) ). J’s fingers continued to work on me, he pressed his thumb on my clit and I moaned loudly.

“Cum, baby, come for me..” him whispering into my ear was what it took for me to reach my orgasm. Moans and J’s name left my mouth multiple times and I finally came over my high. I sighed, J taking his fingers out and chuckling. I was so tired, I could fall asleep at any moment. 

“That was wonderful, baby,” Joker spoke, smiling. “You did great.” He complimented, making me smile tiredly at him. He leaned down to my level - at the lack of energy I had, I was leaned back into the bath - and kissed my lips with a growl. 

“That was your first time touching a man, wasn’t it?” He asked and I nodded for a reply. “Your hands seemed so innocent…. As you do. No matter how many times I’ve fucked you and done other dirty things to you, you always look innocent and pure.” J spoke, making me laugh a little. J smiled at me laughing, it was a genuine smile. “Tell me… when I fucked you for the first time, was it… your first time?”

“Well…” I trailed off, sitting up straight so I was in his level, “my first time was with an asshole boyfriend from high school, but he never went all the way in… let’s just say, he didn’t reach my virginity wall so I don’t think it counted. God, that guy was a jerk…”

“Was he really? You know I could-”

“J, it’s alright, he wasn’t abusive or anything, don’t worry.” I stopped him. “He was just really annoying.”

“Well, then…. Do you regret having me take your first time?”

“No, I don’t.” I almost whispered, shaking my head with a smile.

“Flattering.” Joker purrs in my ear, his hands on my sides.

“J, I want to ask you something.”

“Anything, my doll.” He said, placing a kiss on my cheekbone. 

“Who’s Harley? The man mentioned her.”

“And why would anything he said be true? He didn’t do his part of the deal, so why should you take what he said to your head?”

“I saw the way your face changed when he mentioned her name. Tell me about her, I want to know.” I said.

“I’ll tell you, fine. Harley was a… beloved toy of mine for some time. Unfortunately for her, she left me a while ago. Even though she’s strong and knew how to fight, she couldn’t resist me after all. So I just… got rid of her one day.”

“Oh…” I replied. “Do you miss her?”

“No, I don’t. Never did.”

“Did you love her?”

“I don’t like that word, baby doll, never use it again in that context.” He growled. “But I didn’t. I told her I did, but I just used her for business.” As he spoke, i furrowed my brows, listening. “She was strong, naive and in love. Annoying, also. She realised it only after a long time and left.” He finished and there was silence for a while.

“You would… never do that to me, right, J?” I asked, my arms around my legs, knees resting against my bare chest. 

“Of course, not, doll.” J answered, resting his chin on one of my knees. “You’re different than her, better than her. More beautiful, smarter.”

“And how do I know you’re not lying to me now like you lied to Harley?”

“I told you that I would never treat you like her.” He sternly spoke. “But I also know that you’re smarter than her, you know when people are lying and when they’re telling the truth. So,” he traced his finger up my leg, “can you tell if I’m lying when I tell you that I will take care of you, keep you safe, never treat you like Harley… That you’re better, different, beautiful, smarter, attracting… Am I lying to you?” 

I decided to change things up a bit and smirked. I put my hands flat up against his chest and pushed him to the other side of the bath. Closer to the large window, where the moonlight was shining down. J was sat up against the bath’s side and I put my legs around his waist once again, my hand on his cheek.

“You’re not lying to me, I can see that.” I replied. “But have you ever lied to me?”

“I don’t think so, my dear angel.” He said, and rose up a little bit so he was even slightly above me. He hated to be the little one. “Have you ever lied to me?”

“No, J, I haven’t. And I promise I never will.” I said and kissed him on the lips. He felt different now. It felt like he was… in my power. What? Did I really have the Joker… weak? For me… 

He kissed back, trying to regain his power, but I wouldn’t let him. I wanted to take the chance of controlling him. I pushed him down and kissed him again, harder, my hand latching into his hair. I gripped his glowing green hair, tugging tightly on the roots and J let out a groan of pleasure, I think.

“Do you like that now?” I whispered with a smirk. J must’ve caught up with what I was trying to do and pushed me away slightly. He laughed and sat up, taking my wrists in his hands. 

“Nobody can be above me. Nobody can out-power me.” He snarled. “Now, you better apologise to Daddy before he changes his mind about being in a good mood.” He warned. Well, I have learned my lesson to never try that again.

“I’m sorry, Daddy. I will never do that again.” I spoke in a more innocent tone that I wanted to. 

“Good.” He said. “Never try it again or Daddy will be very, very angry.” He warned and I nodded. “What do you want to do now, angel face?” His mood immediately changed. “Do you want to continue bathing or do you want to play a little…?” Joker smirked. Was he so turned on all the time? Always in the mood…

“I don’t know..” I trailed off. “What do you want to do?”

“I think Daddy wants to play some more. Would my doll mind?”

“I think your doll would very much enjoy that.” I smiled at him. 

“Why don’t you turn Daddy on a bit more? Could you do that, baby?”

“I could.” I smirked and moved a bit lower on him, right above his member. I moved around it, grinding down on J with my eyes closed. I got myself turned on, moving around his cock to get him hard. My mouth hang open as moans left my mouth, my breasts lowering onto J’s neck every time I went down.

“Alright, doll, that’s enough.” J spoke, holding my hips down to stop my movements. He was looking right into my eyes when he lowered me onto his length, making me moan out. J actually loved it when I was on top of him, he never told me, but he didn’t need to - I could see it, feel it even. He was always watching me intently from below, getting turned on more and more by the sight before him.

By my hips, he guided me up and then down again. He was going painfully slow, but he liked to tease me. I moaned out, eyes closing at the wonderful feeling and mouth agape caused by the moans. 

“P-please go faster, Daddy…” I begged and he moaned out himself. As asked, he picked up his pace to a deviously fast one, pounding in and out of me like there was no tomorrow. I was screaming, moaning, yelping, making very sound possible come out of my mouth. 

J placed one hand on my back and lowered my body down on his, kissing between my breasts. It drove me completely mad. I brought my nails down his chest to get relief somehow, scratching the pale white skin. There would be marks. His grip on my hips tightened so much it was painful, he was controlling my body in every way.

“O-oh, my God…” I moaned out. J whispered encouragements into my ear and I came for the third time tonight, along with him (a/n: damn joker trash back at it again with breaking the erotic physics rules). I fell on top of him once he had pulled out of me and breathed loudly, heavily. 

“Are you tired, baby girl?” J asked. I nodded, unable to speak. “I’ve tired you out, my doll. Rest now, I’ll take care of you.” He said and I rested my head against his chest. I traced over his many tattoos and got an idea.

“Daddy?” I asked with my last energy.


“Can I get a tattoo?”

“Of course, sweets.” I heard him say right before I drifted off into sleep.


anonymous asked:

Top five Jared Padalecki shirtless pics

oh man oh man oh man

(i did 7 cause um how dare you limit me)

1. idk what it is about this…. it used to be my phone lock screen background for a while…. just reminds me of how much i love seeing pics and hearing stories about what a party boy jared was in his pre-genevieve days (not like meeting her and getting married was bad or like ruined him or whatever!!!!! just ya know he was different at different ages and i tbh i love him more as a mature dilf <3)

2. this whole scene like how is it legal this is porn

3. this pic cause i’m in it

4. how i met your mother: padalecki edition

5. that little pec flex lmao i cried i HATE boys who do that i HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH

this whole scene i’m like please drop that towel please……..god please make an earthquake happen so he is forced to drop the towel……. or give me an aerial view……or better yet just let me fuck him ok PLEASE

6. tbh i dont mind a little hair i mean it’s natural right, like it’s probably pin if he has to get waxed for scenes and stuff… anyway i just love his facial expression and how fucking huge his hands are *winks* and how he’s in his 30s now but he’s still a hot piece of ass dilf amiright


7. so this is from a deleted scene in 5x03 where he has sex with that girl from the bar (wHY DID THEY DELETE IT WHY) and from what i’ve seen of it it’s really sweet and i love knowing that while jared was probably wearing something on his lower half during filming, SAM ON THE OTHERHAND IS NAKED SO

ok there ya go now i’m rly horny fuck you anon why are you doing this to me

anonymous asked:

The bros + Ravus and Cor spot a weirdo who is peeking on their s/o changing/showering/bathing/whatever. How do they deal with said peeping tom? (ravus' arm is going to be so useful for this lmao)

oooohhhh this is gonna be fun XD

Noctis Lucis Caelum
At first, Noct will try to stay composed and all, but ultimately ending up becoming a tiny ball of fire. His normal face? That’s gonna turn to a bitch face just for this peeping tom. And when he calls the peeper’s attention? Oh they’d be greeted with the bitchiest face Noct could pull off XD

The poor man had best hoped he knew who he was peeking at. He’d best hoped he knew he was peeking at the Prince of Lucis’ significant other taking a bath. Lastly, he’d best be prepared for anything that might happen, though Noct will try to deal with it reasonably (try). Let’s just say that by th end of the day, the peeping tom never got near the 1 km radius vicinity of Noct and his S/O.

Prompto Argentum
I don’t know where to begin with this pistol-wielding blondie XD
Prompto won’t be calm that’s for sure. He’s sure to pull back that peeping tom and question him with everything. Why are you peeping at her? Who are you? What are you doing here? Yeap, just about everything he needed to know he’d ask. Prompto would also inspect the poor man and makes sure he wasn’t filming his S/O as they were changing clothes.

Now how would he deal with the peeping tom? Well, let’s start off by “threatening” the poor man to never do that again or he won’t like what happens when the peeping does it again. Why? Because only he can peek at his beloved S/O taking a bath or changing clothes or something XD

Gladiolus Amicitia
Did you hear that? That’s the sound of Gladiolus Amicitia’s knuckles cracking. And if you look closely, he’s about to Downhammer the poor man. Ok just kidding, but that peeping tom had better said his prayers before even commiting to peeking at Gladio’s S/O taking a shower ‘cause Gladio’s gonna have a little “talk” with ‘im.

First he’d call their attention with the aforementioned knuckle crack and then casually places one of his arms around the peeping tom’s shoulders then he’d summon his weapon no wait Gladio calm down XD No but he’d be telling the poor man to “Don’t do that again or else you’ll be seeing stars spinning around your head”. Then he’d pat his back with an unsettling smile and makes sure the peeping tom will never come back.

Ignis Scientia
Did you hear that too? Now that’s Ignis Scientia clearing his throat sternly at the sight of someone peeping on his S/O. Ok so Iggy would be semi-calm about this but he would have the sharpest of his glare towards the said peeping tom. I do say “semi-calm” because he’ll be “kindly” telling off the man with a “certain tone in his voice and a certain look on his piercing eyes”, and that is not calm. That’s just him holding back himself from “unnecessary and rash actions” XD

Iggy’s not much for making scenes , but anyone planning on peeking at his S/O taking bath or something had best have an escape plan ready because this strategist will catch them.

Ravus Nox Fleuret
The thing you said about Ravus’ arm? You’re absolutely right XD.
He’d probably also be just as calm as Ignis, but Ravus will be more “deathly” intimidating. Guaranteed. “And what exactly are you doing?” he’d say rather sternly, making his presense known to the poor man. He’d walk slowly but powerfully towards the said man and look down on him, a heavy aura on the commanding officer.

Ravus’ arm is sure to drive some chills down the poor man’s spines because god knows what could happen to him know that he was busted by Niflheim’s high commanding officer. If looks could kill, that peeper would’ve been long dead even before he realized he was caught.

Cor Leonis
Now, Cor is someone dedicated to morals and rules. He’s strict about it, being a Marshal and that kind of person in general. For short, he values morals. Because of this, that peeping tom ain’t getting away scot free in Cor’s watch. That’s the “Immortal” he was up against. The Immortal’s significant other.

He’d be calmly telling off the man that his actions were rather “undesirable”, and should he try to commit the same mistake to his beloved S/O XD, there will be heavy consequences awaiting the poor man. Cor would say that the sternest way possible XD and by the end of the day, the peeping tom was never heard of again (not dead, just deathly scared XD)

AAAANNNDD their S/O doesn’t know a thing

anonymous asked:

Between Reinhardt and Genji who would be better to help me unwind after a stressful day? Or do each of them have their own strengths in that? (Sfw and nsfw please?)

Oh, tango-ing with Mr. Reinhardt or Genji are we? With each of the men, you have different strengths…(of course…these are just things…I’ve heard…) Of course, who is better depends on you, dear student.

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Blanket - Dean Winchester x Reader

Title: Blanket

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Word count: 1,797

Warnings: None

Prompt: Hi! Could you do ReaderxDean where reader sleeps with a blanket. Dean takes the mick out of her, takes it & accidently loses it so reader is sad, struggles to fight on hunts because she can’t sleep, so Dean becomes her new blanket. Fluff!

“(Y/n)! Watch out!” Dean’s voice rang through the old warehouse. Your eyes widened as you turned around only to bepinned back on the wall with a pair of hands grabbing onto your throat.

You choked, unable to breath, just like you lately had been unable to keep your mind to focus on anything else too. You were more than tired 24/7 and n matter how much you thought it was going to pass you knew it was the exact opposite.

“De-Dean” you choked, your nails digging into the vampire’s hand on your neck but with no success. His grip wasn’t fading anytime soon although life seemed to be doing just that in your case.

Just as your eyes had started to close you felt all air suddenly return into your lungs as the grip was removed. You coughed, holding onto your neck on the ground. Your vision started to clear out again and you could see his head lying a few feet away from his body on the ground. You clenched your jaw and shook your head, looking away.

“Hey hey are you ok?” it was Sam’s gentle voice and his comforting hand on your shoulder that made you look up at him.

“Yeah- yeah I am” you rubbed your eyes, blinking several times as well.

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klancetrxsh  asked:

Headcanon on how Wolfstar got together??? Please???

buckle up sweetie we’re in for a long ride (also i am terribly sorry this is so elaborate i had a lot to incorporate ok)

- let’s start with remus, yeah? remus is hella demi. like he grows up confused and alienated by boys having crushes on girls and vice versa while he’s just like ?? some people are ok i guess but what’s all this fuss about

- so he goes to hogwarts and he’s got these three super close friends and he loves them a lot because he’s never rly had something like this before and he’s so happy he stops caring about whether something’s wrong with him (apart from the obvious) for a while

- and it takes him the longest time (about three years) to notice he kind of loves one of them a little differently? but then from third year on it starts getting more and more distinct and he feels himself growing insecure and flustered and shaky around sirius and he doesn’t know why and it irritates him so much. and then lily takes him aside one time in herbology like “remus, why don’t you just tell sirius you’ve got a crush on him?” and remus is so surprised/shocked/upset he drops the potted plant and shouts “WHAT” and everyone stares at them

- and obviously whilst they’re collecting the sherds lily vows to never tell anybody (and she doesn’t, which is what will eventually convince remus to tell her about the other secret, too)

- but let’s switch to sirius now for a bit

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some tips!!

some tips to survive, nay, embrace & power through school

1. This is obvious but do YOUR HOMEWORK OMG. Do it as soon as you come and just get it over with, you get so much more time for stuff + stress off your shoulders.

2. If you like studying, do it!! And when people question it, don’t let it affect your studying. You do you.

3. Ok, so this life is short: treat yo’ self. Use the best things for yourself - use the yummiest, best smelling lotion, spend time on your hobbies, take relaxing baths… you name it.

4. No one really cares how you look, or what you eat… like literally do what you want to do.

5. Cry when you feel like it, and just let it out. Listen to sad music, draw sad faces… and then pick yourself up & defeat the world.

6. Embrace change. Friendships change, classes change, units and courses change, everything always changes. 

7. This is optional but blast music!! And if you can’t do it (you live in an apartment maybe?), blast it using headphones!! Music can actually heal people.

8. Ok an actual study tip: put in effort and pay attention in class. I can not tell you how many times I haven’t paid attention and didn’t know what was going on. Just listen and engage to the teacher, and talk later!!

9. sleep sLEEP SLEEP.  I know it sounds so obvious, but the difference!! Just do it for one week. and if you don’t notice changes, we’re in the matrix.

10. And lastly, enjoy friendships. Don’t worry about them too much, but do make friends because they are amazing things to have in life. You may have 0.5, or 8 friends, but they provide so so much support. Plus academically they can inform you on your missed work when you’re absent :D .

so try to follow those (even though i sometimes don’t : especially the homework one)  and remember to have fun in school/college/uni!!


Feeling a Bit Woozy Baby?(Pietro x Reader) Part 5/?

»Reader is very close with Pietro but when he is sedated and reduced to acting like a 3 year old she is forced to take care of him. This ensues food, entertainment,keeping him out of trouble, bathing and bed time. And to think the reader is being kept from a mission for this.«

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A/N: Halooo ….i should give u guys a name to call me by…Floofy? Ah I’ll work on it. So here’s part 5!!! OMG THIS TOOK SO LONG IM SRRY It took a while to decide how everything would go but here it is. Honestly dying of cuteness with this series and so I’ve heard so are you. Which i am happy about, so send me your fangirly anons they give me life.Anyway…Until the next one! (^-^)


You stepped out of the shower. Steam filled the bathroom as usual. You always enjoyed long hot baths. It helped you unwind. With some relaxing music on, a steaming bubble bath really hit the spot, especially when you came back sore from a mission or a tough day of training.

You dried your hair off a bit, just enough so it didn’t drip on the carpet, then you wrapped yourself in the towel. You opened the door and walked out into your room and quickly made your way to your closet to get dressed.Your bath had taken quite a while.

‘Pietro must be bored out of his mind by now.’ You thought

As you were about to drop your towel you turned around and what you saw made you hold on to it tighter.

“Oh. Come. On.” You said as you took a deep breath.

“Pietro, i asked you to wait for me in the living room.” You said as you shifted your weight from one foot to the other nervously.You wouldn’t even wear shorts in front of the team so this is way over the line for you.

Pietro, who was sitting on the bed, hadn’t moved and inch, instead he was looking at you as if you were a beautiful abstract master piece in the halls of a vast museum. His mouth was slightly open and his eyes were were taking in your form as his head tilted to the side.

“Maximoff! Out!” You practically yelled

Pietro snapped out of it, the fact that you were in a towel registering in his head. His eyes went wide and he shot up from the bed, it appeared he had forgotten he didn’t have his speed because as soon as he stood up he tried to run and tripped over his own feet landing face first on the carpet. He then stumbled to his feet and dashed for the door with his head lowered and his hand holding where his face had broken his fall.

“Oh, Pietro.” You brought your hand to your forehead.


After you were dressed in your comfiest and fluffiest pajamas you walked out of your room. Pietro was at your doorstep sitting on the floor. When he saw your mismatched socks in front of him he looked up at you with his icy blue eyes.

He was all disheveled, messy, dirty and he had a huge rug burn ton his cheek that was bleeding. It took all your will and might to not get on your knees and hug him.

“Oh, Piet.” You said again but this time it sounded softer, and more caring.

You stretched out your arm to help him up and once he was on his feet you held him by the arm to keep him in balance.

You walked him to the bathroom and sat him down once more. You lifted the hair that was covering his forehead with the back of your hand to take a better look at his rug burn.

“That’s gotta sting.” You said concern present in your features.

“It’s…its your turn to shower Piet but if i leave you alone I’m afraid you’d slip and die.” You said, hearing this Pietro looked down

“So im…you have to let me help you.” Pietro was still looking down but you could see his ears going red.

“It’ll have to be a bath. I’ll help you get in the bathtub then I’ll wash your hair and clean up your wound, I’ll let you handle it from there but I’ll be right outside if you need anything. I’ll leave your clothes in here so you can get dressed and ill put down a towel so you don’t slip when you come out.” You fiddled with your own fingers while you explained to Pietro.

You had seen him shirtless once but that was before you got close and even then you had to keep yourself from staring so you honestly didn’t even want to think about what this whole ordeal would do to you.

Pietro looked up at you with flushing red cheeks and pleading eyes. He really didn’t want you to have to do this.

“I know we’d both rather have Wanda do this but-” Pietro nodded, his sister had already seen him at his worst so he’d gladly have her help him right now, or at least he’d rather have her than risk his best friend see him completely naked. “-but she’s not here sadly so I’ll have to make do….unless you’d rather i called Tony?” hearing this Pietro’s head shot up

“I’m just kidding, I’ll do it.” Pietro sighed in relief, you chuckled “If Tony saw you naked god forbid you have a birth mark or something cuz everybody on the team would know about it by morning.“ You said and Pietro gave a nervous smile. You started the bath and made sure to add lots of bubbles.

“Uh ok I’ll go get your clothes then come back.” You left the bathroom, then came back in. “Don’t. Move.” You smiled then left again to Pietro’s room to get his clothes for him, you picked out a short sleeve green button up shirt because it was soft and then you picked out some sweatpants because they were fuzzy on the inside, as for the underwear you didn’t even look at what you took, you didn’t wana know.

“Okay I’m back.” You placed the clothing near the sink and took away the little square of toilet paper Pietro had folded into an even smaller square while you were gone, then you placed a towel on the floor in front of the bathtub.

You looked at Pietro who had a pout on his lips and hadn’t gotten rid of the red on his cheeks.

“C'mon Piet.” You gestured for him to stand up and he did.“You should uh…” Pietro grabbed the hem of his t-shirt “yeah that” you said and you looked away embarrassed as he pulled it over his head. He’s stuck again.

“I swear you do this on purpose Pietro” You smiled at him and pulled the shirt over his head. He had a toothy grin and was even redder, he was still looking at the floor.

“Ok now um…” You gestured towards Pietro’s lower half. Pietro’s cheeks were growing hotter by the minute. He was incredibly embarrassed that you had to do this.

You turned around and got a towel which you held up and blocked your own view of his lower half for both of your sakes. You turned your face away from him and a few seconds later the towel was taken from you, when you turned towards him he had wrapped the towel around himself and had that guilty puppy look again, he looked shy and small, how a 6 feet tall grown man managed to look shy and small while in a towel you did not know but the sight made your heart flutter.

You extended your hand towards him and he took it, with your help he stepped into the bath and looked at you making an effort to seem less flustered and failing.

“Um I’ll close my eyes, hand me the towel and then sit down” you explained trying to seem composed when in actuality you were ridiculously nervous

Pietro’s eyes widened and he shook his head.

“What?” You asked and Pietro pouted

“Do you have a safer way of doing it?” You asked, you knew why he was worried, he’d risk you seeing him on accident.

Pietro nodded and he sat down into the bubble bath towel and everything. He then shuffled a bit and handed you the soaking wet towel.

“oh okay” you said your voice only slightly above whisper you threw the wet towel in the sink with your cheeks getting red, boy where you glad there were a lot of bubbles. You turned around and Pietro was facing away from you in the bath tub. He looked so vulnerable and adorable.You allowed yourself to look at his well defined back muscles for two seconds two long so you shook your head to clear your thoughts.

You made your way to the bath tub and rolled up your sleeves took the detachable shower head then kneeled down.

“Im gonna pour water on your head now.” You said and Pietro nodded, you could still see his red ears Peeking out from his hair.

You turned on the shower on its lowest setting and started spraying Pietro’s hair, it darkened and got weighed down, then you added shampoo and worked it into his hair with your hands, at this Pietro leaned his head back into your hands, then Pietro realized he shouldn’t be enjoying it that much so he sat up again flustered, suddenly becoming interested in the bathroom walls, you smiled at this. When you started to rinse the shampoo out of his hair the water started to run down his back and you heard a whimper escape his lips.

“Pietro?” You lowered the shower head.

He didn’t respond so you turned his head to face you with your hand on his chin.

“Piet?” The soapy water was running down his face and chest. His eyes were shut tight and you could see the blood from his wound being washed off

“Oh! I should have warned you it would sting.” You said concern and sympathy present in your voice. You moved the wet hair that was stuck to his forehead Away and he opened his eyes to meet yours, his eyes looked deep into yours,he looked sorry and you thought you heard your heart shatter into a million pieces.

You got a small clean cloth from the cabinet, and got it wet in the tub and started to gently dab at his wound. Each time you did he would wince. “God Pietro I’m sorry if this hurts a lot.” you said under your breath in a broken voice placing your hand on his cheek carefully He gave you a half smile and he lifted his hand from under the water and placed it on your hand that was on his cheek and leaned into your hand. You returned his smile. He then took your hand from his face and touched it to his lips and let go of it. You were in a state where you weren’t sure if you were day dreaming so you smiled once more and got up to fetch a water proof bandage to cover his now clean wound.

Once you had placed the bandage you asked him to turn around once more so you could get rid of the remaining shampoo. As you massaged the sudds and bubbles out of his hair you would twirl his curls around your finger, then you would run your thumb along where his hair met the nape of his neck, you got lost doing this until you felt Pietro shudder under your touch. “sorry” you mumbled but Pietro shook his head, the movement was bearly there but you had noticed it

You stood up and Pietro looked at you, managing to somehow look just as flustered as when you started. “Okay, um you can do…the rest and then get out and dressed. But ill be right outside so if you need help with anything, anything at all just let me know, okay Piet?”

He nodded and you stepped out of the bathroom and started getting everything ready for bed.

anonymous asked:

Ideas for a witchy themed birthday party for teenagers? Thanks a bunch!

Oh what a fun idea! You could have a station for fortune telling, a bunch of black decorations, jars, candles etc., you could have a craft set up like a make your own candle or make your own bath bombs, lavender bread, money-lemon cookies and other witchy good food and a great witchy playlist obviously, but the best part I think would be in take home gifts for the guests! You could give them all a parting gift bag full of cool stuff - homemade bath bombs, incense (if their parents are ok with it), good luck charmed items that the birthday kid picked out themselves that reminded them of each person, a cool crystal, a seed packet or baby plant etc. Just a few ideas! Let me know how it goes or what you end up doing!

Head Over Heels

We’re best friends, but I think I’m in love with you AU. 

Word count: 1295

For @cutieodonoghue , this might be crap, but I love you and couldn’t help myself. 

She fumbles with her keys as she grumbles a curse under her breath. Everything had gone to hell in a hand-basket today. If she had to utter one more word about selling toner she’d go crazy. She needed to land a part in a show and soon. But New York City was a cruel mistress. It was a hard game out there.

She kicks off her shoes and collapses on her couch as her phone dings.

Heard you come home. Coming over.


She smiles and rests her head on the couch pillows. Seconds later there’s a soft knock at the door.

“It’s open!”

Her best friend and next door neighbor Killian Jones is smiling broadly at her. His blue eyes twinkling and his black hair is slightly mussed.

“Hello,” she greets.

“Bad day?”

“Yeah, how did you know?”

“I heard you swearing,” he confesses with a laugh as he sits down next to her.

She rolls her eyes and punches his arm lightly. “You are such a creeper!”

“It’s not my fault your voice carries so much,” he answers quickly.

“It does not carry!” She argues.

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Soda and I just thought of a Shrek AU for MCR and here’s the lineup

OK so, Gerard is Shrek because he’s a lonely loner who lives in the swamp and never bathes AKA basement Gerard

Frank is donkey because he’s the funny best friend and (Shrek and donkey totally have sexual tension OK) he’s short

The rest you guys can figure out

anonymous asked:

20 facts About Yuuki Asuna without any sources in 5 min!


1.) Her star sign is Libra
2.) She was actually feared by her comrades in the KoB and in Mother’s Rosario she feared to become like that again #cinnamonroll
3.) Her staff is the Crest of Yggdrasil, but most people just call it her healing wand—
4.) This one’s basic trivia but I love this fact SHE ONCE DIED HER HAIR CHERRY PINK IN SAO. CHERRY PINK. ISN’T SHE THE CUTEST.
5.) Her birthdate is written on the license plate of Kazuto’s bike. And yes, I am still not over it, everyone who says he doesn’t love her can kiss my butt tbh. I screamed when I saw that. Precious babies.
6.) The rapier she uses in ALO has not been given a name yet. //sobs
7.) She has tHIS CUTE SIGNATURE POSE IN ARTWORKS WITH HER ARMS RAISED BEHIND HER BACK HOLDING HER WEAPONS (or yenno, nothing at all because she’s casually naked in a pond/river goodbYE)
8.) They sorta showed it in the anime - but not all that clear - that it was thanks to the warmth of Asuna’s hand that Kirito remembered he still had his gun with him in the fight against DESU GAN. SHE. REACHED. HIM. OK. #thanksyui (EPISODE 13 IF I’M NOT MISTAKEN)
9.) Asuna. stabbed. Kuradeel. in. the. web. version. //screeches
10.) SHE STICKS HER TONGUE OUT AT KIRITO IN EPISODE 18 OF SEASON TWO AT 10:01 MINUTES. don’t ask me why I memorized that- I find that very important //fades

11.) One of her hobbies in SAO - besides cooking - IS TAKING BATHS. SHE LOVES TAKING BATHS. ASFDHAHDBH; ISN’T SHE JUST THE BEST.
12.) In SAOP, one of her nicknames is A-chan. (Given to her by Argo)
13.) I’m sorry for going on about this a second time, but I actually have this scene printed out and hanging on a wall in my room- In SAOP, chapter four, her eyes actually start gLoWING because of the fact that she can take a bath. (The face she makes in the first pannel is actually my lockscreen–) ♡
14.) Another obvious one (that used to confuse a lot of people back in the day for some reason) is that the color of her skirt of the KoB uniform was actually white (for ex. on the cover of Volume one), but this was changed later and now everyone knows it in red. (I had a really nice talk about that with a friend because I made a white skirt since I wanted to cosplay her KoB uniform with the white skirt, too, and she helped me out a lot hehehe. ♡) There’s also this one anime-style illustration where Kirito naps leaning against Asuna’s back - in this illustration, her skirt is also white! ♡
15.) One of my absolute favorites: Asuna’s attitude about beating the game changed when she met Kirito. At first she didn’t care about dying in SAO, since she had lost hope of beating all 100 floors and thought it was impossible. And then Kirito came. doyouseehowgoodtheyareforeachotheriamscreaming
16.) She has her very own OSS - Starry Tear ♡
17.) In the anime, the earrings Asuna wore when she met up with Kirito where purple, while in the LNs, they were silver. /) u (\
18.) Despite the fact that some people are still arguing about this for whatever reason, Asuna is actually close friends with Shino. In Volume nine it was mentioned that she even spent a night at Asuna’s house. I just really love seeing them together as friends, so I thought I’d mention it. ♡
19.) In episode 21 of SAOII Asuna used Flashing Penetrator (SS) to break through the enemy wall and make her way to their healers. (I LOVE THIS FACT BECAUSE AHE USED IT IN SEASON ONE AND IT JUST SUITS HER AND HER LIGHTNING FLASH IMAGE SO WELL I CAN’T)
20.) (Also in Volume nine) Asuna can monitor Kazuto’s heart rate and temperature on her phone, because she worried his //cough// “part time job” and the people involved in it would keep his health data to themselves. (This is the point where I made the most unhuman noises when I first read this-) IT CALMS HER DOWN LOOKING AT IT AND KNOWING HIS HEART IS BEATING OKAY, CAN WE JUST. TAKE A MOMENT. OR TWENTY. AHHHHH.

21.) She’s my source of happiness. ♡

mhhhh There are a lot more facts about this precious Goddess, but here ae twenty. /).(\ ♡ These aren’t much of a secret, but some of the most loveable things about her, if you ask me. Just a few things I love remembering and thinking about! >^<

anonymous asked:

Do you have any pointers on making new trolls?

Thank GOD I finally got an ask like this jesus christ I’ve waited months for this.

I cant even begin to describe how fucked up fantrolls are god damn.

Like there’s clearly fucking basic headcanons and rules you have GOT to follow that no body does.

Alright so step 1…

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