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the signs as quotes from the bath and body works rant video
  • Aries: "I don't know, I've been busy taking care of BITCHES ALL FUCKING DAY!"
  • Taurus: "So if you don't like swearing or angry people from Wisconsin, turn your mother effing camera off"
  • Gemini: "And that bitch Jen? You know what I'm gonna do, Jen? I'm calling your district manager"
  • Cancer: *sniffs peach bellini candle*
  • Leo: "You know what this goddamn 'Jen' says to me?"
  • Virgo: "I don't NEED any more coupons!"
  • Libra: "Ohhhh, Jen. Your ass. Your ass is gonna get reamed."
  • Scorpio: "Jen from Appleton needs to check her shit out"
  • Sagittarius: "There's barely anybody in the FRICKING store!"
  • Capricorn: "A live person? Who the FUCK do you think I'm talking to now?"
  • Aquarius: "It was just a really, really bad situation that ended badly."
  • Pisces: "She gave me my peach bellinis, and I was on my merry fucking way"
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Hello, I’m Kyra! I just remade and I have very few followers right now. So I decided to do a giveaway! The giveaway will include:

- Urban Decay Electric Palette (swatched but never used)
- Limecrime Venus 2 Palette
(Swatched but never used)
- Hourglass Ambient Lighting Powder in Luminous Light
(Lightly used)
- Lush “Frozen” bath bomb
- Nivea Creme (never opened)
- Oh Lola! by Marc Jacobs lotion
(Never opened)
- Honolulu Sun hand soap from Bath and Body Works (never opened)
- Noir Tease Perfume from Victoria’s Secret (never opened)
- Noir Tease Lotion from Victoria’s Secret (never opened)

The rules are:

- You must follow me
- You must reblog this post
- You must follow my girlfriend @rosepetalglow
- You must live in the United States (for postage reasons)
- You must reblog this by March 31st, 2017
- You may reblog this only once to be counted
- Check me out and follow me on Instagram @/kyralilley

Thanks babes, have fun and good luck!