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                                           KYLO REN X READER

#6: Is there a reason you’re naked on my bed? || requested by @blogitsmargi

A/N: Okay, let’s just imagine that Kylo Ren is a shit head who uses his mind reading to an advantage to get reader flustered because, come on, he’s a dick like that. Thanks for the request, if you’d like, send me a number from this list! [gif not mine, let’s imagine he’s not in the bath]

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Warning: Mention of nudity? But not in a detailed way…so…


There wasn’t a single day that Starkiller Base wasn’t busy, from finding the BB unit to dealing with the Resistance; there wasn’t a minute, nor second, where members of the First Order could take a moment to relax. It was blasphemy for a First Order affiliate to take sometime for themselves, so it was quite odd that the commander–Kylo Ren–had been missing for most of the day.

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Rule: Tag 9 people you want to know better

Birthday:October 6. put it in your diary but DON’T WORRY, I will “subtly” mention it nearer the time

Relationship status: bitterly still married because we have children and own property together? also i would def. still bang him, so.

Zodiac Sign: Libra

Favorite Color: when my children ask i say green, so green i guess because it’s important to tell the truth to children.

Pets: we used to have lizards. they smelled, the insects they ate infested the flat, and then they died. 

Love or Lust: you know how estate agents say, location, location, location? i say context, context, context because honestly lust can get you a long way.

Cats or Dogs: cats, but have we all seen that post where oscar isaac doesn’t like cats? his cat-bite suffering and subsequent much repeated dislike made me happy for like 72 hours so I’m prepared to disagree on this point.

Coke or Pepsi: put whisky in it and i don’t care


Day or Night: i want to be the sort of person who says night, but 1) night in Malaga means leaving the house at midnight and I just don’t have that kind of stamina any more, and 2) I don’t like getting out of bed but i have come to appreciate the start-over sense of promise that comes with the first coffee of the morning when you haven’t fucked the day up yet and anything is possible.

Calls or Texts: are you my mother? then never call me. 

Makeup or Natural?: MAKEUP OH MY GOD. my ability to apply liquid eyeliner in the most horrific workplace toilets should go on my CV

Met a Celebrity: my mum introduced me and my best friend to David Attenborough once, but then at the critical moment where you typically introduce the other person she went blank on whether he was David or Richard and had to leave him to say his own name but I don’t think he noticed.

Smiles or Eyes: both. yes i’m demanding. here is an example:

Sense of humor: I’m hilarious (and a fucking delight), but i have come to realise that i am not looking for GOSH in a partner, i’m looking for a Tiggerish complete absence of irony. it’s good to recognise these weaknesses in oneself. 

Favourite things to do: produce and consume fanfic; objectify beautiful young men on the internet; drink. yes i’m a 40-something divorcee waiting to happen! aren’t you glad to have me in your life?

Last song you listened to: the mountain goats heel turn 2: listen to it then tell me the way he sings “You’ve found my breaking point, congratulations" doesn’t make you think of Poe Dameron tortured by Kylo Ren?  

ANYWAY nobody actually tagged me I just jumped in anyway so in the same spirit please consider yourself tagged, if you are reading this TRUST ME I want to know your answers.

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Sq. Ft: 511
Building size: 16’-0" wide, 40’-6" deep (including porch)
Main roof pitch: 8/12
Ridge height: 16’
Wall height: 8’
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Sq. Ft: 567 (119 1st, 448 2nd)
Building size: 14’-0" wide, 40’-0" deep (including porch)
Main roof pitch: 4/12
Ridge height: 20’
Wall heights: 8’
Foundation: Slab
Lap siding & faux brick paneling

This plan is in PDF format so you can download, and print whenever you like. Plan prints to scale on 24" x 36" paper.

Floor Plan
Room dimensions shown are inside-wall-to-inside-wall clear space inside the room.

AN ORGANIC BY THE NAME OF @space-family​ DARED TO TAG ME.

ME! LORD CHOPPER THE WISE THE MALEVOLENT THE TERRIFYING.

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OKAY LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH.

BIRTHDAY: I HAVE LIVED FOR SO LONG IN THIS GALAXY, I NEED TO KNOW FIRST WHICH CALENDAR ARE YOU USING.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: I HAVE MINIONS.

FAVORITE COLOURS: DEPENDS ON THE SPECIES I’M… HANDLING. NOT ALL SPECIES HAVE RED BLOOD, YOU KNOW

PET: BABY MEATBAG

WAKE UP/BED TIME: I NEVER SLEEP. I STALK THE DREAMS OF ORGANICS THAT DO SLEEP IN MY PRESENCE

CATS OR DOGS: ORGANICS ARE NOT MY FORTE

COKE OR PEPSI: NEITHER ARE AS GOOD AS A GRADE #1 LUBRICANT BATH

DAY OR NIGHT: YOU ORGANICS AND YOUR NEED FOR SLEEP.

TEXTS OR CALLS: CALLS. IF I TEXTED FULCRUM WOULD YOU THINK SHE CAME? NOPE. I NEED TO SHOW MY VISAGE TO STRUCK FEAR IN THE SOULS OF MY MINIONS.

MAKEUP OR NATURAL: I LIKE MY PAINT JOB THANK YOU.

CITY OR COUNTRY: CITY HAS MORE ORGANICS TO BOMB AND END IN ONE GO. EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE, THAT’S MY MOTTO.

LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: DOES THE “DROID SPLAT LOLOLZ” VIDEO COUNT? IT HAS A MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK

habfürdőző [ˈhɑbfyrdøːzøː] – a person/thing having a bubble bath
habfürdőzni [ˈhɑbfyrdøːzni] – to be having a bubble bath
habfürdőt venni [ˈhɑbfyrdøːt venːi] – to take/have a bubble bath
habfürdő [ˈhɑbfyrdøː] – bubble bath; foam bath

fürdőhab [ˈfyrdøːhab] – bath foam
fürdőszoba [ˈfyrdøːsobɑ] – bathroom
fürdővíz [ˈfyrdøːviːz] – bath water
fürdik [ˈfyrdik] – he/she/it is having a bath
fürdeni [ˈfyrdɛni] – to have/take a bath (whether in a tub, river, lake, sea or an ocean)

fürdőző [ˈfyrdøːzøː] – a person/thing having a bath
fürdő [ˈfyrdøː]
1) public bath; bath place
[e.g.: A Zsóry-fürdő Mezőkövesden van. – The Zsóry Bath is in Mezőkövesd.]
2) a bath
3) someone having a bath
[e.g.: A fiúk nézték a tóban fürdő lányokat. – The boys were looking at the girls, who were having a bath in the lake.]
4) bathroom (slang)
5) bath water
[e.g.: Uram, kész a fürdője. – Sir, your bath water is ready.]

hab [ˈhɑb] – foam
buborék [ˈbuboreːk] – bubble
szoba [ˈsobɑ] – room
víz [ˈviːz] – water
gumikacsa [ˈgumikɑtʃɑ] – rubber duck
gumi [ˈgumi]
1) gum; gum elastic; rubber
2) tyre; tire  (also as ‘autógumi’)
3) condom (slang)
4) eraser; rubber (also as 'radírgumi’)
 
kacsa [ˈkɑtʃɑ]
1) duck
2) canard; hoax (news) 
3) bed urinal (slang)

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Light Show by Ben Williamson
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Sometimes mother nature really kicks it up a notch. I was a madman this morning, as I usually am when a big light show promises. No lighthouses or lobster boats. Gotta try something new. I almost blew it by being nowhere with nothing, but this marsh between old Brunswick/Bath Rd. and Route 1 caught my eye. 0.6 sec at f/11 single exposure edited in Lightroom

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Sq. Ft: 2,012 (842 1st, 1,170 2nd)
Building size: 24’-0" wide, 54’-0" deep
Main roof pitch: 5/12
Ridge height: 28’
Wall heights: 8’
Foundation: Slab
Shakes siding, lap siding, & faux stone paneling

This plan is in PDF format so you can download, and print whenever you like. Plan prints to scale on 24" x 36" paper.

Floor Plan
Room dimensions shown are inside-wall-to-inside-wall clear space inside the room.