batgirl (barbra gordon)

  • Me: Joss Whedon is not as misogynistic as everyone on Tumblr makes him out to be.
  • Joss Whedon: *says/does something misogynistic*
  • Me in an increasingly passive aggressive tone: You aren't helping right now.
Devils waterfalls.

Okay guys can you imagine Like what happens when Barbra is on her period? And how she’s either super moody or super nice.
When it first happens she blames Stephanie
“ god damn it Steph this is all your fault”
“ hOw?”
“ because you fucking synced us ”
And like how everyone Jason Damson Tim and even Dick are afraid of her
“ that time of the month again Gordon?”
“ say one more word batbrat and the tooth fairy will be coming early. ”
And oh the threatening
“ whatcha got there Jay ?”
“ chocolate….?”
“ give it now ”
“ no fuck off ”
“ Jason ”
’ Barbra “
” Jason “
” that’s my name “
” give it to me or the fucking helmet burns “
And don’t even get me started on the mood swings
” Dick, cuddle me “
” alright “
” ew why are you touching me ?“
” you wanted cuddles .?“
’ get the hell off ”
“ ..okay ?”
“ who the hell said you could leave ..no wait come back ..no fuck off ”

And the nagging let’s talk about the nagging
“ Timothy Drake ”
“ yes babs ?”
“ do you know what time of night it is ?”
“ it’s ..three in the morning ”
“ it’s three in the morning so why the hell are you up ?”
“ I’m working …”
“ get your ass in bed ”
“ but ”
“ young man I am this close ”
And then the cravings
“ Alfred ..will you make me food ?”
“ of course master Barbra what would you like ?”
“ pickles…dipped in chocolate ”
Alfred : ????